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[Take My Breh Away]

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I spoofed a korean e-mail adress to play Pangya originally. Game's da gawd of golf games.

Cat Bag best caddy

[Tasty]

I remember that E3 really well. Convinced mom to pick me up early from classes so I could watch it.

Still their best keynote IMO.

Double whammy was Sony falling so hard on their faces the next day, lol.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I can't believe he spent so much time making a thread on a 10 year old E3 reveal.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216283

My god. I've seen charters for multi-million dollar projects that are half the size of that post.

[FStop7]

I can't believe he spent so much time making a thread on a 10 year old E3 reveal.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216283

Giant Bomb is now doing videos where they watch and talk over videos of old E3 press conferences, promotional vids, etc.  The appeal of that is lost on me.  They watched the entire Sony 2006 E3 conference... why?

[benjipwns]

http://www.videogamer.com/ps4/uncharted_4/features/article/uncharted_4_review_an_apology.html



I love this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216253

Some of those replies. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203017725&postcount=589

Was there even that big of a backlash that warranted such a passive-aggressive article like this? I feel like overall the U4's reviews reception was much more civil than the mess that was Uncharted 3's. Based on that I dont really see the point for videogamer to post this. It could have been said multiple times about multiple reviews, especially when it involves exclusive titles. There will always be stupid people complaining about low scores, opinions, etc. Will they post stuff like this everytime a review of them is not well received? Just seems random and uncalled for to me, idk.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203018813&postcount=608

If they gave another big title a similar score and did nothing about it, that would seem pretty hypocritical.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203019385&postcount=619

I haven't seen not a single outburst over UC4 bad review scores. I think this apology is way over blown and bring attention to something that's totally not exclusive to Uncharted in the slightest. What was even the point tbh?

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I think it's fun having some retrospective on past E3s and all. But... jesus christ that OP

[zomgee]

I can't believe he spent so much time making a thread on a 10 year old E3 reveal.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216283

Giant Bomb is now doing videos where they watch and talk over videos of old E3 press conferences, promotional vids, etc.  The appeal of that is lost on me.  They watched the entire Sony 2006 E3 conference... why?

It has felt lately that GB has been phoning it in on the video content. Just my opinion. I pay for the site because I support what they do, but they had that big VR blowout which was a big wet fart as anticipated and now it just feels like they are out of ideas. I really don't care about wrestling at PAX and a stupid hot dog eating contest at PAX. Maybe it's too early to 100% DS3 or they are trying to concentrate on E3.

Edit: And of course as I say this, they are doing a Mario Party Party this week.

[Kara]

I wish so much that I could damn gamers to suffer the reviews you have to put up with in the road racing bicycle press.

1. Every bike is laterally stiff and vertically compliant. (Translation from marketing speak: you can pedal hard and the bike is comfortable.)

2. The quality control on some finished products makes the first generation Xbox 360 look like the Neo Geo AES but no reviews mention these issues because they don't spend enough time with the product to discover these problems, and even if they did they wouldn't mention them because they're long-form advertisements, not actual press.

3. Pretty much everything scores 3.5 or 4 out of 5.

[benjipwns]

Giant Bomb is now doing videos where they watch and talk over videos of old E3 press conferences, promotional vids, etc.  The appeal of that is lost on me.  They watched the entire Sony 2006 E3 conference... why?

I think they were being asked to do those after they changed their normal/new conference coverage to that style.

[Crash Dummy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202978285&postcount=201

That second paragraph...

seriously, who refers to trig functions like that?

[james]

I dont know what Minecarft is and at this point Im afraid to ask

 

[VomKriege]

I wish so much that I could damn gamers to suffer the reviews you have to put up with in the road racing bicycle press.

1. Every bike is laterally stiff and vertically compliant. (Translation from marketing speak: you can pedal hard and the bike is comfortable.)

2. The quality control on some finished products makes the first generation Xbox 360 look like the Neo Geo AES but no reviews mention these issues because they don't spend enough time with the product to discover these problems, and even if they did they wouldn't mention them because they're long-form advertisements, not actual press.

3. Pretty much everything scores 3.5 or 4 out of 5.

The issue of the poor press do get pretty overblown in the grand scheme of thing, as you point out there's a lot of other fields where the press is both reliant on ad money and (p)review access, cars is one that involves a much more essential and expensive purchase for a lot of people. Honestly there's a lot of decent (if often smaller and specialized) outlets covering games if you care to search for it. However there's no denying it's still lagging behind film or book criticism, even if those are often viewed with rose-tinted glasses (independent freethinking high brow stuff immune to hype and advertisement is more the exception than the rule). I currently believe the issue lies more with the readership than the editorial staff : the latter have actually come a long way since the 90's where the "journalists" were indeed teenagers with trash writing skills and a rather low bar for critical thinking.

[Rman]

That Sonic guy is so eccentric.  He gets into arguments for the littlest things.

[thisismyusername]

That Sonic guy is so eccentric.  He gets into arguments for the littlest things.

Because he's so smart!

fAtlusYeahThat'sWhyIDon'tHaveAGirlfriend.jpg here with a link to his post about this. But I'm lazy, so go dig for yourself.

[Kara]

Oh, there's a Crash Bandicoot segment in Uncharted 4, that's why we're talking about a wretched mascot platformer IP [redundant -ed.] long since consigned to its deserved fate in 2016 like that didn't happen. I knew there was a logical explanation for this situation.

[benjipwns]

omg kara spoils of epic easter egg

[Joe Molotov]

I thought he just meant how the whole game is on-rails.

[fizzel]

An 8 from Steve burns of videogamer is solid. Gaf is a den of nonces and distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

[Vertigo]

The Crash thing has been bubbling for a while on Gaf last E3 with the Shenmue reveal, it seemed a certain segment of Sony loyalist gamers thought that they could get anything green lighted if they just whined enough.

So what started out as a semi joke got serious and now it seems a ton of gaf gamers are on the crazy train wanting this game for no other reason that trying to prove how 'powerful' Gaf is. Having Crash 'easter eggs' in Uncharted 4 only adds to the silliness.

Why do these bums never shill for games that actually deserve to continue? What I'd give for another Panzeer Dragoon Saga rpg.

[D3RANG3D]

Not Sony, exclusive no sale. 

[tiesto]

Best E3 conference ever was that one Konami one where Tak Fuji showed up stoned off his ass.... "1 mirrion troops.... woooooow!" and it had Russel Simmons and dancing luchadores.

[benjipwns]

And the stream looped for like 24 hours straight.

[benjipwns]

jarosh:

[benjipwns]

whole thing

[Kara]

You'll be sucked.

[Kara]

The Crash thing has been bubbling for a while on Gaf last E3 with the Shenmue reveal, it seemed a certain segment of Sony loyalist gamers thought that they could get anything green lighted if they just whined enough.

So what started out as a semi joke got serious and now it seems a ton of gaf gamers are on the crazy train wanting this game for no other reason that trying to prove how 'powerful' Gaf is. Having Crash 'easter eggs' in Uncharted 4 only adds to the silliness.

Why do these bums never shill for games that actually deserve to continue? What I'd give for another Panzeer Dragoon Saga rpg.

Sony exclusives are the Poochie the Dog of console IPs, you shouldn't expect people who unironically like them to have taste.

[thisismyusername]

Why do these bums never shill for games that actually deserve to continue? What I'd give for another Panzeer Dragoon Saga rpg.

They shill'd for Valkyria Chronicles and look what it gave us.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216459
 

Another one from this song:
But fuck it there's other fish in the sea
And I'm a have a whale of a time being a single sailor

[Purrp Skirrp]

Ayo, lyrical miracle, spiritual individual, criminal
Subliminal, in your swimming pool

[Mr. Nobody]

Ayo, lyrical miracle, spiritual individual, criminal
Subliminal, in your swimming pool

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Eminem 

Slaughterhouse 

[Brehvolution]

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No one dives in the living room.

No one dives for video games.

[parallax]

The Crash thing has been bubbling for a while on Gaf last E3 with the Shenmue reveal, it seemed a certain segment of Sony loyalist gamers thought that they could get anything green lighted if they just whined enough.

So what started out as a semi joke got serious and now it seems a ton of gaf gamers are on the crazy train wanting this game for no other reason that trying to prove how 'powerful' Gaf is. Having Crash 'easter eggs' in Uncharted 4 only adds to the silliness.

Why do these bums never shill for games that actually deserve to continue? What I'd give for another Panzeer Dragoon Saga rpg.

why shill for a sega game when theres a good chance we wont get it in the west? sega of japan can fuck off into space. bernie stolar too for good measure

[Rahxephon91]

What does Bobby Roberts actually do? Why do people let him see movies in advance and disseminate his opinions when that spot in the theater could go to any one of so many better people?

I don't know, but that spoiler thread sucks. It's like fucking stop hogging the spotlight and tell us what happen in the movie.

[benjipwns]

why shill for a sega game when theres a good chance we wont get it in the west? sega of japan can fuck off into space. bernie stolar too for good measure

Sega isn't involved in Shenmue III other than licensing.

Sony put up money or something to make it a PS4 console exclusive though maybe?

[VomKriege]

Since we're on dead franchises :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216461

Lots of begging directed at the most high and benevolent Sony Sabaoth, to whom we should be grateful if it threw us the bone of a kickstarter or of a PS4 port. Nevermind that we're there because Sony disbanded not that long ago one of its oldest and most iconic development branches.

[benjipwns]

How about Rollcage instead?

And when's Gabe Logan coming back? Hopefully in a globe hopping title where he hunts down a mass murderer posing as an everyman treasure hunter.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Wipeout has gotten a bit too much attention on weapons in the last few games for my taste.

My fav future racer is F Zero X. Extreme G was cool too.

[Syph]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216459
 

Another one from this song:
But fuck it there's other fish in the sea
And I'm a have a whale of a time being a single sailor

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lol "from when you were 13"
-quotes a song off an album released 2.5 years ago

[Kara]

F-Zero GX/AX

[Syph]

F-Zero GX was secretly one of the best games of its generation. If only it hadn't been stuck in GameCube ghetto. That shit would have blown up on PS2.

you ever play the GBA one? shit was tight

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F-Zero GX was secretly one of the best games of its generation. If only it hadn't been stuck in GameCube ghetto. That shit would have blown up on PS2.

you ever play the GBA one? shit was tight

Which one? I have one from the 3DS Ambassador program.


I should look into F-Zero X and GX someday. They look pretty sick.

[benjipwns]

Kinecta wasn't horrible. Though it'd definitely need a name change.

Doesn't Extreme-G have like two good games, one mediocre game and then one that's like straight shit or something. But they didn't come out in that order, so it might be like 1-3-4-2 for all I know.

Another N64 game that needs a reboot: Beetle Adventure Racing.

[Syph]

F-Zero GX was secretly one of the best games of its generation. If only it hadn't been stuck in GameCube ghetto. That shit would have blown up on PS2.

you ever play the GBA one? shit was tight

Which one? I have one from the 3DS Ambassador program.


I should look into F-Zero X and GX someday. They look pretty sick.

F-Zero: Maximum Velocity

[Kara]

F-Zero GX was secretly one of the best games of its generation. If only it hadn't been stuck in GameCube ghetto. That shit would have blown up on PS2.

FPS or graphics (or both since this is PS2) would have been .

[VomKriege]

Wipeout has gotten a bit too much attention on weapons in the last few games for my taste.

My fav future racer is F Zero X. Extreme G was cool too.

The main draw for me in WOHD was the time trial / speed lap

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Checking on Wipeout Rankings it seems I still have some top 100 times  Yeah it's a source of pride for a scrub like me 

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and WOHD also had the Zone mode, both obviously weapon free.

Anyway the whole genre is deader than disco unfortunately and for issues deeper than weapon / racing balance.

[Cerveza mas fina]

That's pretty fucking good man, jesus. It's been a long time (since Daytona) that I really went for top times like that.

I've never really played F Zero GX even though I had a cube. Not sure what happened there. I even borrowed it once from a friend. Really one of those gaming things I regret.

Also not borrowing Panzer Dragoon Saga from a neighbour who was a Sega nut. I was a lil scrub then though.

[benjipwns]

Speaking of Sony franchises, it'll be interesting to see what Agent looks like when it comes out.

[Your Stalker]

How about Rollcage instead?

And when's Gabe Logan coming back? Hopefully in a globe hopping title where he hunts down a mass murderer posing as an everyman treasure hunter.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/396900/

[benjipwns]

omg

[recursivelyenumerable]

I loved Wipeout XL on PS1 but for some reason never bothered to play any of the later games, which are the best ones?

[VomKriege]

Speaking of Sony franchises, it'll be interesting to see what Agent looks like when it comes out.

I've heard it's called Crash Agent now.

I loved Wipeout XL on PS1 but for some reason never bothered to play any of the later games, which are the best ones?

If you have a PS3, Wipeout Fury (Which is Wipeout HD + the Fury expansion pack) is a very solid game. Lots of track and lots of ships. I don't know if servers are still running (they were still there a year ago) but there's a lot of single player content. It has been released both in digital and physical form so it should be available at a reasonable price.

[Syph]

Speaking of Sony franchises, it'll be interesting to see what Agent looks like when it comes out.

I hear Dr. Dre is doing the soundtrack

[D3RANG3D]

F-Zero GX was secretly one of the best games of its generation. If only it hadn't been stuck in GameCube ghetto. That shit would have blown up on PS2.

you ever play the GBA one? shit was tight

Which one? I have one from the 3DS Ambassador program.


I should look into F-Zero X and GX someday. They look pretty sick.

F-Zero: Maximum Velocity

I bought the GBA game based on the anime.

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[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203088238&postcount=884
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203088745&postcount=891
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203089318&postcount=902
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203091526&postcount=910

Holy shit that Videogamer UC4 "Apology" thread is still going and getting angrier all the time

[Let's Cyber]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203086783&postcount=16629

take a wild guess how old he is

This is from 2011

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=27741480

[Sman]

Is it just me or is something wrong with the Coli? I get big security warnings from my Firewall when trying to access it.

 

[tiesto]

I loved Wipeout XL on PS1 but for some reason never bothered to play any of the later games, which are the best ones?

3 for the soundtrack, and HD/Fury for the graphics/gameplay variety.

[WanderingWind]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203086783&postcount=16629

take a wild guess how old he is

This is from 2011

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=27741480

I can't. That poor guy. Look, if this is what he has to make him happy, so be it. That's...that's too sad for any other emotion to squeeze out.

[VomKriege]

HD Fury does custom soundtrack (surprisingly for a PS3 title), so you can put that sweet Sacha track from WO3 on it.

[bork]

What does Bobby Roberts actually do? Why do people let him see movies in advance and disseminate his opinions when that spot in the theater could go to any one of so many better people?

I don't know, but that spoiler thread sucks. It's like fucking stop hogging the spotlight and tell us what happen in the movie.

Is that the guy who said something like "I'm gonna leave that for someone else to spoil" when asked about Wolverine in the new X-Men movie?  Some incredible eye-rolling responses in that thread.  Stop making shit cryptic and fucking SPOIL SHIT IN THE *SPOILER THREAD*.  The movie is getting trashed though so I'm not gonna go see it in theaters anyway.