Author Topic: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't. (Read 3996489 times)

mormapope · « **Reply #1860 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:19:15 AM »

Honestly, Big Boss and Ocelot/Miller not being lovers is a missed opportunity. Big Boss got into a naked shower fight with Miller in Peace Walker.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #1861 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:22:10 AM »

Quote from: mormapope on September 11, 2015, 01:19:15 AM

Honestly, Big Boss and Ocelot/Miller not being lovers is a missed opportunity. Big Boss got into a naked shower fight with Miller in Peace Walker.

Hell he got into a box with Miller AND Paz.

It's also readily apparent Ocelot wants Big Boss to bone him after that infamous gun scene in 3.

bluemax · « **Reply #1862 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:38:27 AM »

Quote from: Dennis on September 11, 2015, 12:30:02 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110395

Vanderbilt at #15.

Not bad.

Tied with Westwood High? Lame!

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #1863 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:28:20 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on September 11, 2015, 03:18:29 AM

toku · « **Reply #1864 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:37:25 AM »

mormapope · « **Reply #1865 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:43:09 AM »

"You're covered in blood and smell like shit, lets shower together."

mormapope · « **Reply #1866 on:** September 11, 2015, 05:16:10 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110443

Piles and piles of shitposts. Did the OP overreact? Yeah. Does he seem sorta odd? Yeah.

All of the posts that say shit like "you've lived together for two years and you still aren't friends or more than acquaintances?" reek of spergness and thirst. Life isn't an episode of Friends or Seinfeld, you'll live with someone if that's the best choice available.

"There's something more to this"

Yeah, undiagnosed autism.

VomKriege · « **Reply #1867 on:** September 11, 2015, 05:29:03 AM »

Yeah people dogpile on how detailed the OP as if it was some sort of preemptive defense on his part, but you know he would get shit as well if he didn't give details. Then again it's difficult not to be jaded at those threads and not to see the sudden weird escalation in the OP tale... The worst are the people assuming way too much (menstrual cycle, deep seeded mental health issue... WHAAAAT).

Kara · « **Reply #1868 on:** September 11, 2015, 09:07:40 AM »

That OP.

zomgee · « **Reply #1869 on:** September 11, 2015, 09:17:31 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110359

"US Marines test All-male squads vs mixed gender squads, the results were not pretty"

GAF: Well see, technically that war wasn't fair. The battlefield was skewed towards men so scientifically we didn't lose. Or at least that battle result should be invalidated.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #1870 on:** September 11, 2015, 09:35:02 AM »

Quote from: zomgee on September 11, 2015, 09:17:31 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110359

"US Marines test All-male squads vs mixed gender squads, the results were not pretty"

GAF: Well see, technically that war wasn't fair. The battlefield was skewed towards men so scientifically we didn't lose. Or at least that battle result should be invalidated.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178317251&postcount=2

Though I wonder what the result would be if they put same-sex preference men/women together. I'm wondering if the mixed-gender had sexual attraction or just attraction/looks being a distraction.

octopushover · « **Reply #1871 on:** September 11, 2015, 09:57:17 AM »

study: us marines 90% more likely to fall for mac's trolling

zomgee · « **Reply #1872 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:07:08 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on September 11, 2015, 09:35:02 AM

Though I wonder what the result would be if they put same-sex preference men/women together. I'm wondering if the mixed-gender had sexual attraction or just attraction/looks being a distraction.

They'd still end up fucking.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1873 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:12:14 AM »

Quote from: Kara on September 11, 2015, 09:07:40 AM

That OP.

I always see her as a elderly, she has white hairs already.

octopushover · « **Reply #1874 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:27:58 AM »

Quote from: zomgee on September 11, 2015, 10:07:08 AM

Quote from: thisismyusername on September 11, 2015, 09:35:02 AM

Though I wonder what the result would be if they put same-sex preference men/women together. I'm wondering if the mixed-gender had sexual attraction or just attraction/looks being a distraction.

They'd still end up fucking.

they need to be in teams of three with no possibility of sexual attraction. one lesbian, one gay man and a bag of hay. you can only take one across the river at once.

Tasty · « **Reply #1875 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:40:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2015, 09:45:11 PM

oh my fucking god
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/found-the-dahell-dude-in-real-life.353956/

Dude has huge lips

zomgee · « **Reply #1876 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:40:27 AM »

Quote from: octopushover on September 11, 2015, 11:27:58 AM

Quote from: zomgee on September 11, 2015, 10:07:08 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on September 11, 2015, 09:35:02 AM

Though I wonder what the result would be if they put same-sex preference men/women together. I'm wondering if the mixed-gender had sexual attraction or just attraction/looks being a distraction.

They'd still end up fucking.

they need to be in teams of three with no possibility of sexual attraction. one lesbian, one gay man and a bag of hay. you can only take one across the river at once.

THIS REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE

Tasty · « **Reply #1877 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:48:41 AM »

Quote from: zomgee on September 11, 2015, 09:17:31 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110359

"US Marines test All-male squads vs mixed gender squads, the results were not pretty"

GAF: Well see, technically that war wasn't fair. The battlefield was skewed towards men so scientifically we didn't lose. Or at least that battle result should be invalidated.

Never underestimate women! Not ever!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1878 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:56:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2015, 09:45:11 PM

oh my fucking god
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/found-the-dahell-dude-in-real-life.353956/

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/15158021/

Tasty · « **Reply #1879 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:11:26 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=178326014#post178326014

Quote

I am sure the Pats were cheating

...three posts after a post saying it was affecting both teams and the Steelers heard parts of a Pats broadcast.

Stay salty, haters.

FStop7 · « **Reply #1880 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:17:35 PM »

http://gfycat.com/PotableGlamorousCuttlefish

Kara · « **Reply #1881 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:24:00 PM »

As the Marine Corps Times notes, many of of the male study participants had previously served in combat units, whereas female participants, by necessity, came directly from infantry schools or from noncombat jobs.

Seems legit.

Tasty · « **Reply #1882 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:26:24 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178335911&postcount=137

Quote from: The Albatross

Quote from: cdyhybrid
(Or do you mean pink hats == female fans, which can't be real football fans, right!)

Note (since I know this is coming) - that it says typically female. Not only female (that would be sexist and clearly wrong).

Yeah, stereotyping is only "clearly wrong" if it says 100%.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1883 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:35:13 PM »

"That's totally misogynistic."

"No, it's not!"

"Yeah, it is!"

"Nuh-uh!"

Tasty · « **Reply #1884 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:43:11 PM »

cdyhybrid is an insufferable ass, good lord.

Rufus · « **Reply #1885 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:05:32 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on September 11, 2015, 12:54:24 PM

Quote from: FStop7 on September 11, 2015, 12:17:35 PM
http://gfycat.com/PotableGlamorousCuttlefish

such polish

wow

perfectionism

so kojima

That's modders fucking with the game, ya dip.

Tasty · « **Reply #1886 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:22:40 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110569

OP bought a $1600 flamethrower as an impulse buy. What am I doing with my life

Rufus · « **Reply #1887 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:28:23 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 11, 2015, 01:22:40 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110569

OP bought a $1600 flamethrower as an impulse buy. What am I doing with my life

Not being a fuck-up like that guy, apparently.

Tasty · « **Reply #1888 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:30:34 PM »

Ya, but being able to drop $1600 on shit I'll probably never use is like, where I want to be in life, ya know?

Also he owns a flamethrower. That thing can easily turn any party around. "Oh hey, the other day I bought a fucking flamethrower."

Rufus · « **Reply #1889 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:32:30 PM »

OK, I failed to consider that. That'd certainly be nice.

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #1890 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:54:44 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on September 11, 2015, 09:17:31 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110359

"US Marines test All-male squads vs mixed gender squads, the results were not pretty"

GAF: Well see, technically that war wasn't fair. The battlefield was skewed towards men so scientifically we didn't lose. Or at least that battle result should be invalidated.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1891 on:** September 11, 2015, 02:02:08 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 11, 2015, 01:30:34 PM

Ya, but being able to drop $1600 on shit I'll probably never use is like, where I want to be in life, ya know?

Can he afford it? People buy stuff all the time they can't really afford. It's the American Way.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1892 on:** September 11, 2015, 02:02:31 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178213259&postcount=12750

Tasty · « **Reply #1893 on:** September 11, 2015, 02:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on September 11, 2015, 02:02:08 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 11, 2015, 01:30:34 PM
Ya, but being able to drop $1600 on shit I'll probably never use is like, where I want to be in life, ya know?

Can he afford it? People buy stuff all the time they can't really afford. It's the Capitalist Pig Way.

Fixed.

Jansen · « **Reply #1894 on:** September 11, 2015, 02:30:17 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110701

octopushover · « **Reply #1895 on:** September 11, 2015, 02:54:24 PM »

I love the "Splatoon sales are very high" mindset. By WHAT METRIC

tiesto · « **Reply #1896 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:06:25 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on September 11, 2015, 02:54:24 PM

I love the "Splatoon sales are very high" mindset. By WHAT METRIC

It's doing really well in Japan at least.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #1897 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:07:44 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on September 11, 2015, 02:54:24 PM

I love the "Splatoon sales are very high" mindset. By WHAT METRIC

I love the fact that the first post is "No," by someone with a Nintendo avatar.

At least some of them, are like Andy: Not delusional.

octopushover · « **Reply #1898 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:22:53 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178396520&postcount=19

yeah, i'm sure they're all thinking the same thing

studyguy · « **Reply #1899 on:** September 11, 2015, 04:15:49 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on September 11, 2015, 03:22:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178396520&postcount=19

yeah, i'm sure they're all thinking the same thing

Seen that going around a lot. Pretty shitty thing to say.
EYY FUCK THESE BROWNIES SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR ~~PEARL HARBOR~~ 9/11!

Celebrate the death of innocent people in a place of prayer brehs.

FStop7 · « **Reply #1900 on:** September 11, 2015, 04:36:07 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on September 11, 2015, 03:22:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178396520&postcount=19

yeah, i'm sure they're all thinking the same thing

That guy's a clown.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1901 on:** September 11, 2015, 04:40:02 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on September 11, 2015, 04:36:07 PM

Quote from: octopushover on September 11, 2015, 03:22:53 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178396520&postcount=19

yeah, i'm sure they're all thinking the same thing

That guy's a clown.

That's a suspicious thing to say on 9/11.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #1902 on:** September 11, 2015, 04:53:19 PM »

Now, the Rashid SF5 reveal on the other hand

studyguy · « **Reply #1903 on:** September 11, 2015, 06:52:36 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110788

bork · « **Reply #1904 on:** September 11, 2015, 06:54:21 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on September 11, 2015, 06:52:36 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110788

Steve Contra · « **Reply #1905 on:** September 11, 2015, 06:55:59 PM »

Man I'm glad I can shit anywhere

VomKriege · « **Reply #1906 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:03:13 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on September 11, 2015, 06:52:36 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110788

GAF I need to pee, should I get up of my chair and go ?
...
Nevermind, too late now. At least it keeps me warm.

Kara · « **Reply #1907 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:07:38 PM »

Once someone I was seeing came to see if I was alright cuz I'd been on the can too long pinching a loaf and it was a shitty dorm toilet with no locks. I'll let your imaginations finish the story. Not the finest moment in my dating life.

Dennis · « **Reply #1908 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:13:34 PM »

Ameri-Bore, explain this celebrity worship to me:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110806

In fact, explain to me this whole YASSS QUEEN thing POP-GAF annoys us with.

qq more · « **Reply #1909 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:19:31 PM »

I'm someone who plays Nintendo games on a regular basis and even I think the Wii U is not even going to be even close to outselling the Xbox One this holiday.

The Wii U can't be saved.

octopushover · « **Reply #1910 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:19:56 PM »

one time a guy canvassing for a charity asked my friend if he could use his bathroom really quick because he'd been out all day and my friend said yes and the guy took a shit in a random stranger's bathroom

that guy was epic as hell

thisismyusername · « **Reply #1911 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:30:16 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on September 11, 2015, 07:19:56 PM

one time a guy canvassing for a charity asked my friend if he could use his bathroom really quick because he'd been out all day and my friend said yes and the guy took a shit in a random stranger's bathroom

that guy was epic as hell

No shame in that game. If you're out canvassing/panhandling for charity you'll take whatever charity you may get. Either by bathroom or money.

VomKriege · « **Reply #1912 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:35:25 PM »

MGS fans get hyped as hell by a mysterious counter and youtube videos (and all the faux insider bullshit reported upthread) and expect some patch to unshit the story and insert stuff about 9/11 (Because we really need Kojima's voice about that). Turns out that it was just guys hyping up their free indie game slated for 2018 by riding knowingly on MGS fandom delusion to generate hype :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110767

Unless it's another mindfuck-trainwreck :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178428506&postcount=99

Or not :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178430534&postcount=148

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178431377&postcount=156

Sweet Jesus that fanbase

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1913 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on September 11, 2015, 03:18:27 PM

Quote from: Kara on September 09, 2015, 12:46:42 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2015, 12:08:52 AM
give me a TLDR. Who is this character from Metal Gear, post the nudes too.

(Image removed from quote.)

fuck you

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #1914 on:** September 11, 2015, 07:55:17 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on September 11, 2015, 07:13:34 PM

Ameri-Bore, explain this celebrity worship to me:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110806

In fact, explain to me this whole YASSS QUEEN thing POP-GAF annoys us with.

now twerl, twerl

thisismyusername · « **Reply #1915 on:** September 11, 2015, 08:22:15 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on September 11, 2015, 07:35:25 PM

MGS fans get hyped as hell by a mysterious counter and youtube videos (and all the faux insider bullshit reported upthread) and expect some patch to unshit the story and insert stuff about 9/11 (Because we really need Kojima's voice about that). Turns out that it was just guys hyping up their free indie game slated for 2018 by riding knowingly on MGS fandom delusion to generate hype :

I dunno.

Countdown just finished:

"There was a countdown here, it is gone now."

Links to:

mormapope · « **Reply #1916 on:** September 11, 2015, 08:26:50 PM »

Anything would've been better than that video.

Like, a bloody, gaping asshole would've sufficed. Elderly porn, something that resembles classic trolling from 2006/2007.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1917 on:** September 11, 2015, 09:43:20 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178417406&postcount=18466

octopushover · « **Reply #1918 on:** September 11, 2015, 09:53:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2015, 09:43:20 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178417406&postcount=18466

a blight on society

Jansen · « **Reply #1919 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:02:11 PM »

popTARDS deserve a vita fans fate

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