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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2100 on: September 15, 2015, 10:23:35 AM »
I have had an obsession with cannibalism for much of my life,

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We should render the comments in Comic Sans over stock photography of children's classrooms.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2101 on: September 15, 2015, 10:42:33 AM »
It's ridiculous because guns are tools with a single purpose (destroying things, whether they be inanimate targets or teens of color) while dogs are living beings with complex socialization patterns but this conversation has already reached the unironic advocacy for wiping out an entire breed so I don't know why I'm bothering.

Guns are tools, as are dogs. Granted dogs are more varied in what they were bred for. Companionship, hunting, guarding, etc...

Devo and a few others on the last page seem to concede that pits are bred to be more aggressive. With the argument being that if you banned pit ownership or wiped pits out, people would just move on to fucking up another breed on a genetic level.

Dogs aren't tools. You're trying to sail an entirely different concept in the place of symbiosis.

There are instances of dogs being drastically changed over time while the larger conversation about dog aggression persists. The bulldog cannot perform the functions it served to earn the bull in its name anymore while we're talking about the pit bull menace, for example. It's perhaps a specious argument, but on its face enough historical evidence exists to not dismiss it out of hand.

Likening the argument made to that of one of the talking points peddled by the National Rifle Association not only assumes an audience is ignorant of relative bedrocks in science like evolution, but it's a distasteful attempt to draw equivalence between a statistical event and the demonstrable problem of gun violence in the United States.

Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2102 on: September 15, 2015, 11:03:59 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178902308&postcount=6479

ahaha people are already making crap like this

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2103 on: September 15, 2015, 11:26:02 AM »
Nothing like a nintendo game to highlight the depravities found in man.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2104 on: September 15, 2015, 11:41:29 AM »
Fire flowers can't melt steel marios
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2105 on: September 15, 2015, 12:08:21 PM »
Wut ? Hot sister story ?

p. sure she's a playboy playmate.

Tasty

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« Reply #2106 on: September 15, 2015, 12:18:31 PM »
Fire flowers can't melt steel marios

* Metal Marios :wag

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2107 on: September 15, 2015, 12:32:25 PM »
every driveclub thread reads like an ad http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112033

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2109 on: September 15, 2015, 12:42:49 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178915922&postcount=1120

Modus' pro quality themes are now to be released under a company name.  :teehee

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« Reply #2110 on: September 15, 2015, 01:05:34 PM »
"We are Truant Pixel. We're here to save you from ugly PS4 themes."





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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2111 on: September 15, 2015, 01:09:25 PM »
OK I need to ask it has been bugging me for a while : what the fuck is that corn ?
GG to m0dus if he actually does a living with that.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2112 on: September 15, 2015, 01:10:37 PM »
OK I need to ask it has been bugging me for a while : what the fuck is that corn ?

Is it memes? It's probably memes.
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« Reply #2113 on: September 15, 2015, 01:14:17 PM »
There were tons of weird shitty themes on PS3 including Corn Love which was a video of slow motion corn on the cob porn. It was kinda funny. In true GAF fashion the joke has been run into the ground and ruined.   

Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2114 on: September 15, 2015, 01:17:40 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178907138&postcount=3340

single issue canadian voter...

...whose single issue is GUNS  :lol

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2115 on: September 15, 2015, 01:25:58 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178907138&postcount=3340

single issue canadian voter...

...whose single issue is GUNS  :lol

This entire post is :derp

You can live without guns, dude. You know something you can't live without? Food for your fucking family. Cripes.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2116 on: September 15, 2015, 02:12:24 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112621

Just get on with it and ban humor and happiness on GAF.  It's the end game for a place with more suicide attempts per month than the Golden Gate Bridge.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2117 on: September 15, 2015, 02:18:47 PM »
I opened the video and closed it immediately. I found the lighting, sound and video quality offensive.
Please it's 2015, get some standards.
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« Reply #2118 on: September 15, 2015, 02:24:20 PM »
I opened the video and closed it immediately. I found the lighting, sound and video quality offensive.
Please it's 2015, get some standards.

Pretty much.

The acting was abysmal as well.

But it'll probably blow up and go viral. Gotta get them views.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2119 on: September 15, 2015, 03:04:35 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112621

Just get on with it and ban humor and happiness on GAF.  It's the end game for a place with more suicide attempts per month than the Golden Gate Bridge.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178924109&postcount=45

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« Reply #2120 on: September 15, 2015, 03:36:02 PM »
The Technomancer getting destroyed because he doesn't get satire. 

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« Reply #2121 on: September 15, 2015, 03:46:37 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112663

Watching Technomancer struggle with the concept of satire is like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2122 on: September 15, 2015, 03:49:50 PM »
Wow, that dude is dumb.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2123 on: September 15, 2015, 03:53:05 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112663

Watching Technomancer struggle with the concept of satire is like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football.

In fairness, the monkey would eventually find a hole before Technomancer figured the concept of satire :phil

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« Reply #2124 on: September 15, 2015, 03:53:14 PM »
Wow, that dude is dumb.

He's actually pretty smart--booksmarts.  But he's a sheltered college kid going through the same deal that all white college kids seem to go through when they learn about feminism, the evils of racism, etc.

He's overreaching and hasn't developed nuance. It's all black and white.

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« Reply #2125 on: September 15, 2015, 04:03:11 PM »
It's not just satire, any form of racial comedy also rustles his jimmies. He's the typical liberal arts fascist who spends too much time online.
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« Reply #2126 on: September 15, 2015, 04:07:36 PM »
Wow, that dude is dumb.

He's actually pretty smart--booksmarts.  But he's a sheltered college kid going through the same deal that all white college kids seem to go through when they learn about feminism, the evils of racism, etc.

He's overreaching and hasn't developed nuance. It's all black and white.

It's weird that my friends and I in college all went through the same phase. We eventually just gained a healthy dose of cynicism and stopped talking about that shit altogether.

FStop7

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« Reply #2127 on: September 15, 2015, 04:47:18 PM »
I think almost everyone goes through that.  But he's really, really committed.  And it's completely derailed the thread.  It's not about Charlie Hedbo.  It's not about the migrants.  Now it's about Technomancer.

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« Reply #2128 on: September 15, 2015, 04:49:11 PM »
Saving the world, one NeoGAF.com post at a time  :clap

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2129 on: September 15, 2015, 05:00:53 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112663

Watching Technomancer struggle with the concept of satire is like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football.

I'd watch one of those.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2130 on: September 15, 2015, 05:38:45 PM »
You'd think after the worldwide coverage of the shooting at Charlie and the tons of debate in the wake of that about what Charlie is, we wouldn't have to explain that all over again.
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« Reply #2131 on: September 15, 2015, 06:16:39 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112663

Watching Technomancer struggle with the concept of satire is like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football.

I'd watch one of those.

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« Reply #2132 on: September 15, 2015, 07:15:18 PM »
This is what being in Star Trek Voyager does to you.  :doge

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112744

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2133 on: September 15, 2015, 07:36:28 PM »
It's only a matter of time before Neelix snaps and shoots up a Walgreens.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2134 on: September 15, 2015, 07:45:09 PM »

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« Reply #2135 on: September 15, 2015, 08:03:50 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178907138&postcount=3340

single issue canadian voter...

...whose single issue is GUNS  :lol

This entire post is :derp

You can live without guns, dude. You know something you can't live without? Food for your fucking family. Cripes.

Yeah, but with that gun I can shoot you and then have dinner for my family. :smug

Checkmate. :smug

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« Reply #2136 on: September 15, 2015, 08:49:34 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178907138&postcount=3340

single issue canadian voter...

...whose single issue is GUNS  :lol

This entire post is :derp

You can live without guns, dude. You know something you can't live without? Food for your fucking family. Cripes.

Yeah, but with that gun I can shoot you and then have dinner for my family. :smug

Checkmate. :smug

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2137 on: September 15, 2015, 09:37:26 PM »
Nothing here is a surprise.... I mean nintendo people are weird...

http://imgur.com/gallery/xsHn3


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« Reply #2138 on: September 15, 2015, 09:39:01 PM »
Looks like I'm buying a PS4 #solidarity

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2139 on: September 15, 2015, 09:44:20 PM »
Nothing here is a surprise.... I mean nintendo people are weird...

http://imgur.com/gallery/xsHn3

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"hentai shemale"

lawl these nintendorks don't even know the proper term
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« Reply #2140 on: September 15, 2015, 09:46:35 PM »
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« Reply #2141 on: September 15, 2015, 10:14:34 PM »
Shaved awful high on that Nintendo list... :wtf

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« Reply #2142 on: September 15, 2015, 10:16:49 PM »
Playstation - Taxi

 :what

What am I not getting here?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2143 on: September 15, 2015, 10:18:04 PM »
Playstation - Taxi

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What am I not getting here?

They have a social life?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2144 on: September 15, 2015, 10:18:51 PM »
Playstation - mom, mature, milf

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Nintendo - cartoon porn

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2145 on: September 15, 2015, 10:43:18 PM »
Shaved awful high on that Nintendo list... :wtf

Who doesn't like shaved? >:(

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« Reply #2146 on: September 15, 2015, 11:04:18 PM »
I opened the video and closed it immediately. I found the lighting, sound and video quality offensive.
Please it's 2015, get some standards.

Pretty much.

The acting was abysmal as well.

But it'll probably blow up and go viral. Gotta get them views.

the acting was probably not that bad...in person.
i'll never understand otherwise smart and talented theatre kids who think their stuff works 1:1 on film. it always comes across looking like an elementary school play.

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« Reply #2147 on: September 15, 2015, 11:50:40 PM »
Playstation - Taxi

 :what

What am I not getting here?


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2148 on: September 15, 2015, 11:51:35 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112663

Watching Technomancer struggle with the concept of satire is like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football.


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« Reply #2149 on: September 16, 2015, 12:37:38 AM »
any stats on the peeps who view porn on their Vita and 3DS?

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« Reply #2150 on: September 16, 2015, 12:57:39 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112864

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I bring this up because I was recently blocked by one on Twitter. I don't know if I'll name who it is just for the sake of not wanting to go into specifics, but it really got me down a bit.

I decided to get rid of their games and anything else I spent money on.

I guess with human to human contact comes those times when you make a decision to reach out or do something without thinking about this person's ego or their personal life.

To be frank, it feels kinda like you're in the Twilight Zone because you are more aware of sending a Tweet or a message now than before. Before it happened it felt normal, but you realize you're idolizing these people. You're still the stranger.

I guess I'm also getting sick of the social aspect of it all. I'm sick of idolizing people inside the industry because I'm not like that in real life. I'm like that as a fan, but social media is like the mind killer. It forms like a mist or some sorta labyrinth until it's too late.

I feel like I've wasted time idolizing and making these childhood heroes out of people who work a job. I feel like I've been spat on by my favorite writer or something. I now regret all the words and money I've spent over the years.


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« Reply #2151 on: September 16, 2015, 12:59:48 AM »
Social media was a mistake, it's nothing but garbage.

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And now all that guy's Gears merch is, too. :neogaf
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« Reply #2152 on: September 16, 2015, 01:04:54 AM »
any stats on the peeps who view porn on their Vita?

Yes. But those stats are with the FBI. :doge

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1112864

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I bring this up because I was recently blocked by one on Twitter. I don't know if I'll name who it is just for the sake of not wanting to go into specifics, but it really got me down a bit.

I decided to get rid of their games and anything else I spent money on.

I guess with human to human contact comes those times when you make a decision to reach out or do something without thinking about this person's ego or their personal life.

To be frank, it feels kinda like you're in the Twilight Zone because you are more aware of sending a Tweet or a message now than before. Before it happened it felt normal, but you realize you're idolizing these people. You're still the stranger.

I guess I'm also getting sick of the social aspect of it all. I'm sick of idolizing people inside the industry because I'm not like that in real life. I'm like that as a fan, but social media is like the mind killer. It forms like a mist or some sorta labyrinth until it's too late.

I feel like I've wasted time idolizing and making these childhood heroes out of people who work a job. I feel like I've been spat on by my favorite writer or something. I now regret all the words and money I've spent over the years.


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2153 on: September 16, 2015, 01:51:11 AM »
Cliffyb gonna be tweeting about some crazy dude masterbating in his driveway soon

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« Reply #2154 on: September 16, 2015, 01:56:28 AM »
Omg its even funnier now that we know it's CliffyB. :neogaf

It also reads like a Green Shinobi thread. Are you okay, Glenn? Post if you're okay.
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« Reply #2155 on: September 16, 2015, 02:26:01 AM »
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social media is like the mind killer. It forms like a mist or some sorta labyrinth until it's too late.

 :hans1

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« Reply #2156 on: September 16, 2015, 03:40:26 AM »
Wow, that dude is dumb.

He's actually pretty smart--booksmarts.  But he's a sheltered college kid going through the same deal that all white college kids seem to go through when they learn about feminism, the evils of racism, etc.

He's overreaching and hasn't developed nuance. It's all black and white.

"So you've been to school for a year or two and you think you've seen it all"



I'm gonna need links for this.

Oh shit, leave it to GAF:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169477850&postcount=561

Going backwards:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169477423&postcount=557
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169477199&postcount=555

Going forwards from there:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169478233&postcount=564
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169478683&postcount=566
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169479461&postcount=571
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169480039&postcount=572

Well, that's all I can find. Might be more non-GAF related?

I read some of Karsticles guide he wanted to sell or fund or whatever. I'm not even a fighting game player and it was awful.
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« Reply #2157 on: September 16, 2015, 03:52:10 AM »
That thread with the weirdo guy raging over Cliffyb blocking him, also threw up this little gem.

Quote from: The Technomancer
I got blocked by a journalist who I respect due to a miscommunication. I still think she handled it poorly but whatever, life goes on, its just more difficult to follow her work now

Quote from: TheTylerRob
Funny story, I once put my phone in my pocket and it must have been possessed because it tweeted a selfie of my friend at Leigh Alexander.... Of course this was during the big weird Gamergate uprising on twitter so she took it as harassment, said something like "I don't even know what this means" and promptly blocked me. Haven't followed her since haha. :(

Oh mine is actually Alexander also. I figured out too late that she doesn't actually view Twitter as a conversation platform and is generally hostile to attempts to talk there, even when what's being said is "I agree, that's a huge problem!"

The day this guy does a heel turn on his current beliefs, is going to be a doozy.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2158 on: September 16, 2015, 03:53:58 AM »
The meltdown seems a bit ridiculous and for all we know the guy is a stalker, but I kind of like to see games and merchandise treated like what they are : perfectly expandable stuff. People get incredibly defensive and concerned about plastic discs like this dude

Also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=178972504#post178972504

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=141345715#post141345715

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #2159 on: September 16, 2015, 04:17:30 AM »
Someone needs to do an update of this

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