The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[mormapope]

He's also home schooling his kid and his kid isn't getting vaccinations.

Nerf your kid's social abilities and overall health from the get-go for CaC points brehs.

EDIT: I'm wrong on the vaccination bit, he isn't that dumb. Kid is still getting home schooled.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111307

Dear journal...

Also why the fuck would you post the goddamn umbilical cord?

Oh my god he posted a vid of himself eating the placenta.

 

[nachobro]

Dude is so weird the FGC in his state doesn't want him around. Even video game players think he's too much of a lame taco lol.

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111307

Dear journal...

Also why the fuck would you post the goddamn umbilical cord?

Oh my god he posted a vid of himself eating the placenta.

WHY

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WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY 

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[mormapope]

Dude is so weird the FGC in his state doesn't want him around. Even video game players think he's too much of a lame taco lol.

Really?
 

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111307

Dear journal...

Also why the fuck would you post the goddamn umbilical cord?

Oh my god he posted a vid of himself eating the placenta.

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

[Momo]

who's the white girl on the right? she looks like she has massive tits

I don't have a name but probably just another one of Snoop's nameless pocket bimbos.

pocket bitches is the best thing to happen in the last year

[nachobro]

Really?
 

My roommate moved here from CO and mentioned that dude would show up to events and just act real creepy and weird, like he just landed on our planet yesterday and was learning how to act like a human.

[Kara]

I still can't believe that autist has a kid. Dude wrote 100+ pages of fan fiction patch notes for a fighting game.

Just think how much attention he must give his special lady.

[Kara]

I have had an obsession with cannibalism for much of my life,

---

I feel like we need a tumblr for all the great dependent clauses you can find on GAF.

[octopushover]

"i've always had fantasies about being a cannibal so i ate my wife's placenta" should be a reason to put someone in jail

[Dennis]

Meanwhile, GAF's greatest monster

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111835

[Kara]

Meanwhile, GAF's greatest monster

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111835

If you're paying for your food with a gift card I think everyone accepts that you're a scrub that doesn't know how to high roll.

[meeb]

It's ridiculous because guns are tools with a single purpose (destroying things, whether they be inanimate targets or teens of color) while dogs are living beings with complex socialization patterns but this conversation has already reached the unironic advocacy for wiping out an entire breed so I don't know why I'm bothering.

Guns are tools, as are dogs. Granted dogs are more varied in what they were bred for. Companionship, hunting, guarding, etc...

Devo and a few others on the last page seem to concede that pits are bred to be more aggressive. With the argument being that if you banned pit ownership or wiped pits out, people would just move on to fucking up another breed on a genetic level.

[Alcoholic Fish]

Someone please take that dude's baby away before he cooks up some infant veal.

[brawndolicious]

I can understand some mothers preferring a home birth as their first option if all conditions are ideal, you probably can't bank the cord blood stem cells that way but the chance you'll ever use those is low so whatever. But throwing that placenta into your mouth? 

Also not something that encourages confidence in their homeschooling qualifications.

[studyguy]

Hang out in afterbirth and eat whatever just flopped out your girl's vagina brehs.
  

[Cerveza mas fina]

Home birth brings a lot of risk, seems like the ultimate hippy thing to me.

Netherlands is big on home birth and has a high child mortality rate, highest in europe iirc

[studyguy]

Oh fuck I saw the video. I shouldn't have done that.
 

[octopushover]

home birth is the ultimate middle class conceit

like yeah, i live in a country where i have access to first rate medical support but instead of a nurse or a obstetric gynecologist and instead of giving birth in an antiseptic and safe environment i'm going to hire a doolah and a midwife and fart my baby out in the same place my dog has had explosive diarrhea before.

[octopushover]

*looks at the numbers of infant death rate falling rapidly after the development of modern medicine*
*chooses to give birth like people did before modern medicine*

[VomKriege]

Apparently eating the placenta (for the mother) is not unheard of. OK why not although the virtues of it sounds like woo medecine at work. Do you really need to share that with everybody and make a video of it ?
Also he says he is a teacher... I am maybe overreaching there but man you either must have a very low opinion of your fellow colleagues or your job to choose home schooling.

EDIT :

I am extremely confident in my parenting beliefs. I plan on saying a lot of "Thank you for sharing that" to folks so they go away, haha. :-P We also plan on home schooling him - I don't trust teachers.

Well there it is. Hope for the kid that the guy is as good as he thinks he is, I guess.

[Dennis]

How could he say he loves his wife if he wouldn't even eat her placenta?

How could he ?

[Dennis]

That first pic.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1111871









You gotta admit those are some gorgeous palm trees.

[VomKriege]

That home schooling is on the right track :

Grats!

Spartan Elder Test?

Where did you get the idea that it was based on hand clamping?

Great question...it was either from a professor of ancient Greek philosophy I had in college, or from Gates of Fire

 

[thisismyusername]

He's also home schooling his kid and his kid isn't getting vaccinations.

Nerf your kid's social abilities and overall health from the get-go for CaC points brehs.

EDIT: I'm wrong on the vaccination bit, he isn't that dumb. Kid is still getting home schooled.

Nothing wrong with homeschooling, but it really depends on the parents and what they did before they became parents.

Dude is so weird the FGC in his state doesn't want him around. Even video game players think he's too much of a lame taco lol.

I'm gonna need links for this.

[thisismyusername]

I'm gonna need links for this.

Oh shit, leave it to GAF:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169477850&postcount=561

Going backwards:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169477423&postcount=557
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169477199&postcount=555

Going forwards from there:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169478233&postcount=564
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169478683&postcount=566
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169479461&postcount=571
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169480039&postcount=572

Well, that's all I can find. Might be more non-GAF related?

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111727

none, idiot.

[Tasty]

Zelda maker would be pretty good.

I always wanted to do a LttP ROMhack.

[Momo]

Maybe I'll get slammed for this, but it's honestly just a thought I've had and I'm not sure if there is any credence to it or not.


I agree that this is more of a people problem as opposed to a gun problem. Do we have a people problem because of modern day science and medicine?


The advances we've made in those areas have greatly prolonged life, but has essentially ruled out natural selection taking place with the human species. So we have way more diseases in all areas, mental included, that could be reaching a life stage they never would have reached if not for our medicinal and scientific creations.


Regardless, yet another terrible shooting. Something has to be done, but of course it won't. Thoughts to all the victims and affected.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178741904&postcount=22


 

[Great Rumbler]

Hmm...yes, obviously this shooting is the fault of modern medicine and science allowing people with mental and physical problems to live longer lives, instead of dying at a young age and sparing us from their deformities!

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111727

none, idiot.

Money Maker

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178740929&postcount=6

 

[Dennis]

Hmm...yes, obviously this shooting is the fault of modern medicine and science allowing people with mental and physical problems to live longer lives, instead of dying at a young age and sparing us from their deformities!

The Spartans had it right. Just throw them off a cliff.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178740929&postcount=6

 

A bunch of white kids got killed at Sandy Hook and no one cared enough to do anything, so I don't know why this would be any different.

[Momo]

Hmm...yes, obviously this shooting is the fault of modern medicine and science allowing people with mental and physical problems to live longer lives, instead of dying at a young age and sparing us from their deformities!

The Spartans had it right. Just throw them off a cliff.

Yeah but then sometimes you get the situation where you're Heihachi, throw that runt fuck Kazuya off the cliff, then he kills a bear and comes back at you. Cant take that chance mate

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178740929&postcount=6

 

A bunch of white kids got killed at Sandy Hook and no one cared enough to do anything, so I don't know why this would be any different.

And he knows it too. Which make the initial comment even weirder.

[Rufus]

Maybe I'll get slammed for this, but it's honestly just a thought I've had and I'm not sure if there is any credence to it or not.


I agree that this is more of a people problem as opposed to a gun problem. Do we have a people problem because of modern day science and medicine?


The advances we've made in those areas have greatly prolonged life, but has essentially ruled out natural selection taking place with the human species. So we have way more diseases in all areas, mental included, that could be reaching a life stage they never would have reached if not for our medicinal and scientific creations.


Regardless, yet another terrible shooting. Something has to be done, but of course it won't. Thoughts to all the victims and affected.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178741904&postcount=22


 

Guy clearly doesn't see the forest for all the trees. Natural selection is very much still taking place, but I guess it's not really natural selection unless you're outrunning knife-toothed predators or sweating out fevers.
Also, sexual selection. We're not quite at the breeding-bot stage.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178748558&postcount=61

Has it been that long ?
Also holy insensitiviness Batman ! at this cake.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178748558&postcount=61

Has it been that long ?
Also holy insensitiviness Batman ! at this cake.

You only gotta be 13 to post on The Bore [9/11 was 14 years ago].

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111307

Dear journal...

Also why the fuck would you post the goddamn umbilical cord?

I thought Karsticles was just a obnoxious fighting game/videogame snob, turns out he's a mega dumbass snob in all facets of life.

Yes. I have had an obsession with cannibalism for much of my life, and this is probably my only real chance to eat human flesh. I'll try a pill and a "jerky slice".

   

Homebirthers are creepy af

Go to a hospital like a civilized human being.  Just because your life is a neverending renaissance fair doesn't mean it's actually the 16th century

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178748558&postcount=61

Has it been that long ?
Also holy insensitiviness Batman ! at this cake.

looks like count dookkake is back in shitty form

[nachobro]

Oh shit, leave it to GAF:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169477850&postcount=561

Going backwards:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169477423&postcount=557
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169477199&postcount=555

Going forwards from there:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169478233&postcount=564
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169478683&postcount=566
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169479461&postcount=571
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=169480039&postcount=572

Well, that's all I can find. Might be more non-GAF related?

Heh, that's from myself and my roommate when we finally got tired of his ass. But most of this is offline stuff that I've heard from the CO scene, they come down here a lot for tournaments and those dudes love to gossip lol

[BrokenVerses]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111835

It's a tipping thread.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178748558&postcount=61

Has it been that long ?
Also holy insensitiviness Batman ! at this cake.

This is disgusting, Devo. I hope you and Timedog are ashamed of yourselves.

[Alcoholic Fish]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178748558&postcount=61

Has it been that long ?
Also holy insensitiviness Batman ! at this cake.

looks like count dookkake is back in shitty form

One of the worst shitposters on the site.

[JaseC]

L4D3...



Unless it brings back Zoey and Elis, I couldn't care.

(Okay, I lie. I probably still wouldn't care given Valve's toxic community for it. I've had my fill of that and the Payday community basically being the same thing.  )

I'd just like for there to be some sort of actual SP campaign. Clint Hocking (the creative director of Far Cry 2) was seemingly involved with the game up until he left Valve, which has me a little hopeful that it's not going to be entirely focused on MP.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111835

It's a tipping thread.

If one has an ethical issue with tipping then you demonstrate this by not doing business with restaurants that engage in the practice.  You either go to restaurants that pay fair wages and eschew tips or you eat at home.  Going to restaurants that use tipping and then refusing to tip is just being a cheap ass fuckboy.

[thisismyusername]

Heh, that's from myself and my roommate when we finally got tired of his ass. But most of this is offline stuff that I've heard from the CO scene, they come down here a lot for tournaments and those dudes love to gossip lol

Did his kickstarter even get off the ground? I remember him talking about it/doing videos in various fighting game |OT|'s and wanted to explain information to "newbies" or whatever. Never heard anything about it again.

[VomKriege]

Heh, that's from myself and my roommate when we finally got tired of his ass. But most of this is offline stuff that I've heard from the CO scene, they come down here a lot for tournaments and those dudes love to gossip lol

Did his kickstarter even get off the ground? I remember him talking about it/doing videos in various fighting game |OT|'s and wanted to explain information to "newbies" or whatever. Never heard anything about it again.

I checked and he got like 30$ 
I mean, saying you'll do videos but have no experience with editing ain't that sexy.
Plus fighting games tutorial videos. Obviously. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1111835

It's a tipping thread.

If one has an ethical issue with tipping then you demonstrate this by not doing business with restaurants that engage in the practice.  You either go to restaurants that pay fair wages and eschew tips or you eat at home.  Going to restaurants that use tipping and then refusing to tip is just being a cheap ass fuckboy.

No wonder the word is going to the gutter when real activists are mocked by people like you.

[Steve Contra]

I missed a tipping thread :'(

[brawndolicious]

  I just assume people who can't be bothered to learn why something is considered polite or not in another culture are already considered classless pieces of shit by their own countrymen.

If you think a server's wages should be based on time rather than effort,  then write that on your receipt based on how long you've been sitting there.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178748558&postcount=61

Has it been that long ?
Also holy insensitiviness Batman ! at this cake.

This is disgusting, Devo. I hope you and Timedog are ashamed of yourselves.

That doesn't look like a racially insensitive Hulk Hogan cake.

[Mr. Nobody]

Eating placenta 

Flashbacks of that Junji Ito story 

[recursivelyenumerable]

my policy is that I just always tip 20%. any exceptions are not based on my assessment of the server but on my assessment of how much of a pain in the ass i was being as a customer.

[Momo]

If the waiter or waitress has not given me the impression than they would have sex with me they get 7%, if they have succeeded in food flirting they get 5% because immediatelly after I would realize how empty and meaningless my life is

[Cerveza mas fina]

I just assume people who can't be bothered to learn why something is considered polite or not in another culture are already considered classless pieces of shit by their own countrymen.

If you think a server's wages should be based on time rather than effort,  then write that on your receipt based on how long you've been sitting there.

I think a server should be paid a living wage, just like everyone else.

When I was in NYC I tipped according to custom because I knew this wasn't the case.

Mandatory tipping is very stupid practice and it obscures the true cost of the product you are purchasing.

[toku]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178857422&postcount=3252

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=178886642&postcount=89

just because he makes puns doesn't make every pun deserving of "love"

it was a stupid joke in the first place that didn't even make sense in the context of the story

it was also a stupid joke about an 18-month-old getting accidentally run over by his own dad



why do other people get banned for making stupid jokes about tragedies when they're not count dookkake? oh right, because evilore doesn't want to fuck their sisters.

[VomKriege]

Wut ? Hot sister story ?