The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281224

Is there a easy way to hear GAF posts when I am driving?

Picked up a new CRV last week. I am officially part of the CARGAF. However on the 45-minute daily commute I need my Off-Topic fix. Is there any easy solution I use on my phone? I would pay for a natural sounding voice.

I was coming to post this. I pretty much -d on the title alone.

[agrajag]

If you google image search pepe, a bunch of neonazi pepe images come up tho

[zomgee]

If you google image search pepe, a bunch of neonazi pepe images come up tho

Pretty amazing how much one guy can influence an Internet that still looks for shit that isn't actually there.

[agrajag]

If you google image search pepe, a bunch of neonazi pepe images come up tho

Pretty amazing how much one guy can influence an Internet that still looks for shit that i4sn't actually there.

Pepe is alt-right scum breh, deal with it

[zomgee]

Well he is now.

[benjipwns]

Pretty amazing how much one guy can influence an Internet that still looks for shit that isn't actually there.

Pretty amazing how much one guy can influence an Internet that still looks for shit that i4sn't actually there.

Pepe is alt-right scum breh, deal with it

[agrajag]

Time for the left to look for a new meme mascot. May I suggest creepy happy meal box?

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281224

Is there a easy way to hear GAF posts when I am driving?

Picked up a new CRV last week. I am officially part of the CARGAF. However on the 45-minute daily commute I need my Off-Topic fix. Is there any easy solution I use on my phone? I would pay for a natural sounding voice.

I was coming to post this. I pretty much -d on the title alone.

What.  The.  Fuck?

Take a MacBook with you, connect it via Bluetooth and let it read GAF to you.

What software, the build in one?  I am typing on a Macbook right now.  In fact I need Macbook read this thread to me!

What's difference between listening to podcast and listening to forum posts?  Nothing.

I have like 60 feeds on my podcast app, I honestly prefer forum topics over 80% of podcasts I subscribe to.

I listen to 3-5 news podcast every day, I don't need anybody come tell me what I should listen to.

In fact I listened to "An Economic History of the World since 1400" on my way to work today.  What did you listen to today?

I was going to let this thread die, but you guys keep bumping it.

FYI I brought this android web page reader brower, with this Scottish voice.

I got to tell you, listening to Gaffer trying to be sassy in robotic Scottish middle aged woman voice is pretty funny.  I didn't listen to it on my way home yesterday because I didn't want to set up another phone to run GPS.  I did listen to some funny GAF threads in the shower.  Yes I know somebody will be triggered by it so I apologize ahead of time.

[agrajag]

My autism is better than yours.
 

[agrajag]

That guy literally cannot go a second without GAF

[studyguy]

I dont think 4chan qualifies as a safe space, the moderation there is nonexistent.

Oh it exists. You just have to be extra autistic to get hit with a ban these days. 

[Let's Cyber]

I honestly prefer forum topics over 80% of podcasts I subscribe to.

What kind of shitty ass podcasts is this guy listening too 

[benjipwns]

Now I'm starting to wonder what a GAF thread read aloud sounds like...

And a Bore thread...

[thisismyusername]

And a Bore thread...

Just imagine:



Though maybe not Ru's voice, but Shaka's sassy voice?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I honestly prefer forum topics over 80% of podcasts I subscribe to.

What kind of shitty ass podcasts is this guy listening too 

Probably overhyped crapola like Serial and The Nerdist

[bork]

Here's a powderkeg waiting to explode.  Platy already all over it with nonsense.

And on page two...FUSE LIT!

So from reading through the thread, it seems like you all have a problem with the female character designs in SFV, yet the males, who can be just as revealing, are fine.

Why is that?

[VomKriege]

I honestly prefer forum topics over 80% of podcasts I subscribe to.

What kind of shitty ass podcasts is this guy listening too 

Even setting aside the content quality, can you imagine a forum discussion read out loud ? 

http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/output/0583582001474386883/16133819.mp3
http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/output/0279660001474386968/16133870.mp3

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281224

Is there a easy way to hear GAF posts when I am driving?

Picked up a new CRV last week. I am officially part of the CARGAF. However on the 45-minute daily commute I need my Off-Topic fix. Is there any easy solution I use on my phone? I would pay for a natural sounding voice.

amir0x.ytmnd.com

[benjipwns]

http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/output/0279660001474386968/16133870.mp3

[stufte]

Come on Platy... Women who choose to draw sexy women are "brainwashed". Just can't give women that agency, can you?

[Raist]

Come on Platy... Women who choose to draw sexy women are "brainwashed". Just can't give women that agency, can you?

People like him (her?) just won't believe it.
You could tell then that 3 independent teams of scientists have studied their brains and behaviour and everything and there is no brainwashing, no "social constructing" none of that, it's just that women can enjoy that too, and they'd likely reply that these scientists were bribed by the patriarchy and lied about the results. It's insane.

[archie4208]

Here's a powderkeg waiting to explode.  Platy already all over it with nonsense.

And on page two...FUSE LIT!

So from reading through the thread, it seems like you all have a problem with the female character designs in SFV, yet the males, who can be just as revealing, are fine.

Why is that?

Male power fantasy.  :^)

[Dennis]

It is inconceivable to GAF that women might want to play as attractive sexy female characters rather than plain or unattractive women.

It is almost like gaming is supposed to be fun wish-fulfilment and not a college freshman essay.

Do some female characters look completely ridiculous in a immature over-sexed way? Sure. But those are mostly shit games anyway.

[Mupepe]

Here's a powderkeg waiting to explode.  Platy already all over it with nonsense.

And on page two...FUSE LIT!

So from reading through the thread, it seems like you all have a problem with the female character designs in SFV, yet the males, who can be just as revealing, are fine.

Why is that?

Male power fantasy.  :^)

I've got a power fantasy you wouldn't fucking believe

[wsippel]

Which is why Asian MMOs, world famous for realistic proportions and modest costumes, have an unusually high percentage of female players as far as I'm aware.

On a side note, I recently noticed that quite a few modders responsible for some of the most famous and/ or depraved adult oriented mods for Bethesda games are women - including Caliente.

[Raist]

Nerd girls are pervs, it is known.

No, it's internalized misogyny. Or they only do it because otherwise no one would DL their mods. Take a pick.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217454090&postcount=6

 

I seriously don't know how you can delude yourself in thinking the media is soft on Trump. I'm not a big fan of the Rolling Stone article but he got that part right : Anyone who tries to argue that there's insufficiently vast documentation of Trump's insanity is either being willfully obtuse or not paying real attention to the news. (...) The outrage is all out there, in huge quantities. It's just not having the predicted effect.

[helios]

wait this is in the george lucas salad thread, that's why it keeps getting bumped?

wait when are rapists hero worshipped? i mean like with no he said/she said possible out

is he arguing getting away with a rape is worse than a murder? i don't why is this a contest

Yes to all.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Watching these idiots foam at the mouth because someone wants to hold their candidate accountable is hilarious.

When Trump wins, I want meltdowns.  Lots and lots of meltdowns.

[Dennis]

The media is blasting Trump full volume every day. Foaming at the mouth intensity.

It is just that his voters don't give a fuck what the media say about him.

The media is seeing the limits of their power and they don't like it one bit.

Trump is a buffoon but that just isn't as important as the media expects it be.

[Raist]

https://twitter.com/FeminismDaiIy/status/774046917005152257?lang=en-gb

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

2/3 of people don't trust the media.  There is a huge credibility gap they need to address.  They don't think they have that problem but they do.

[benjipwns]

They just need to speak louder and more forceful. Get the message out there and stop pussyfooting around. Then things will change, people will see they're on their side again. They don't want the current biased media that tries to play both sides and act like there's some kind of parity, they want a tough minded media that will speak truth to power and say that developers like CD Projekt RED can not get away with not upgrading their titles for PS4 Pro. Using the PC is not an excuse as the experience value is not comparable, the PS4 Pro simply pays for itself in ways that a PC never can.

[Jansen]

Here's a powderkeg waiting to explode.  Platy already all over it with nonsense.

And on page two...FUSE LIT!

So from reading through the thread, it seems like you all have a problem with the female character designs in SFV, yet the males, who can be just as revealing, are fine.

Why is that?

platy is such a hypocrite http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43620.msg2165780#msg2165780

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217518410&postcount=48

Stan for "pro" smash player, brehs.

[Let's Cyber]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217518410&postcount=48

Stan for "pro" smash player, brehs.

I'M NOT GOING TO GET MYSELF INVOLVED WITH THIS BUT...

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217528115&postcount=61

This is some bizzaro world shit right here.

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217528115&postcount=61

This is some bizzaro world shit right here.

This thread is another trainwreck. There is some room for an interesting discussion on the topic, but when the thread title is gonna act like a gigantic beacon for all the special butterflies, it's never gonna go anywhere.

I mean, the first second reply is literally "do you think people would do that, lie?".

[meeb]

Before people get asshurt over South Park's fence straddling, remember who the creators are behind the show

People are annoyed with the fans of South Park that think fence straddling is the One True Path in every single scenario ever. Not South Park itself. The show is best when mocking pop culture, and at its worst when it serves as a vehicle to push intellectually lazy "above it all" libertarianism masked as neutrality.

[benjipwns]

Is it really "masked" though? It always has seemed pretty obvious and upfront to me. And apparently everyone else since they always call it out.

[stufte]

The court of public opinion is more dangerous these days than it ever has been, but GAF doesn't care as long as they get to judge those who they deem to be unworthy of protection from it.

[benjipwns]

That thread, man. That god damn thread. There's certain things GAF just isn't smart enough to discuss, and Rape is one of them.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217530056&postcount=83

Odd how people seem to care about presuming innocence outside a courtroom only when an accusation of rape is involved. The thread about the NYC bomber didn't have a bunch of folks tut-tutting about how he had not yet been convicted, for instance. Strange how that is.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217518410&postcount=48

Stan for "pro" smash player, brehs.

I've always disliked Mango. He was a douche on the Smash documentary and was super childish when he lost Evo last year (chucking his controller.) Was surprised to learn he had a wife and kid, hopefully they're alright.

#HboxNation
L E F F E N B O Y S

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217518410&postcount=48

Stan for "pro" smash player, brehs.

He's a Smash God tho according to AIA's ESPN.

http://www.espn.com/esports/story/_/id/17589158/hungrybox-armada-mango-invited-smash-summit-3

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217518410&postcount=48

Stan for "pro" smash player, brehs.

He's a Smash God tho according to AIA's ESPN.

http://www.espn.com/esports/story/_/id/17589158/hungrybox-armada-mango-invited-smash-summit-3

Ya he's one of the "five gods" but that term's rapidly losing relevance with Plup and Leffen on the up and up, and PPMD basically nowhere to be seen.

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217532174&postcount=96

Yah except for most threads where there are little facts people get fucking banned for coming to a different conclusion than the GAF mob. "WE HAVE NO FACTS, A IS DEFINITELY TRUE!" "But what if B is true?" "WOW" "BAN" "FILTH"...

I happily sit on the fence on shit like that, but I won't tell GAF that anymore.

[wsippel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217528115&postcount=61

This is some bizzaro world shit right here.

This thread is another trainwreck. There is some room for an interesting discussion on the topic, but when the thread title is gonna act like a gigantic beacon for all the special butterflies, it's never gonna go anywhere.

I mean, the first second reply is literally "do you think people would do that, lie?".

I once quoted a research paper by the German university of the police on GAF, which found that the majority of all rape accusations, more than two thirds, were made up (roughly half of them completely fall apart pretty much instantly and are retracted before ever going to court). Even the researchers were surprised and disappointed that so many people would lie about something like that - the highest percentage of wrongful accusations of any crime, supposedly. That being said, it's also a crime that very often doesn't get reported in the first place. Still can't believe I didn't get banned for posting that...

[Let's Cyber]

ohhhh I missed this little gem.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217425155&postcount=2472

Hey, I know you're banned, but make sure you don't look while crossing the road next time you're out and about.

couldn't help himself but contribute to the pile on by wishing potential death on an already banned poster.  GG breh

[FStop7]

https://twitter.com/FeminismDaiIy/status/774046917005152257?lang=en-gb

 

Maybe don't eat men by the handful then

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/FeminismDaiIy/status/774046917005152257?lang=en-gb

 

Maybe don't eat men by the handful then

#fifthworldproblems

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217532174&postcount=96

Yah except for most threads where there are little facts people get fucking banned for coming to a different conclusion than the GAF mob. "WE HAVE NO FACTS, A IS DEFINITELY TRUE!" "But what if B is true?" "WOW" "BAN" "FILTH"...

I happily sit on the fence on shit like that, but I won't tell GAF that anymore.

"Public crimes"

Well see that's the problem to begin with...

[railGUN]

We're here to discuss things. Whether those things are true, or whether we have a clear picture of the events is irrelevant, and questioning this bannable. What is relevant, is the fact we're discussing them, here, on a discussion board.

Take your facts and tut-tut some other gossips.

[Shuri]

Whevener I have friends over and we end up relaxing in the living room, it has become kind of a tradition to play fighting games against each others for fun.. and without fail, the women always want to play Dead Or Alive on the xbox one and end up playing  for like a hour, each time choosing the sluttiest outfits and the bustiest chicks in the game. They fucking love that shit. SFV bores them. They do enjoy MKX too

But this cant be possibly happening in gafland.

[stufte]

Whevener I have friends over and we end up relaxing in the living room, it has become kind of a tradition to play fighting games against each others for fun.. and without fail, the women always want to play Dead Or Alive on the xbox one and end up playing  for like a hour, each time choosing the sluttiest outfits and the bustiest chicks in the game. They fucking love that shit

But this cant be possibly happening in gafland.

Have you had the opportunity to let them know that they're brainwashed by the patriarchy? You should. 

[Raist]

Whevener I have friends over and we end up relaxing in the living room, it has become kind of a tradition to play fighting games against each others for fun.. and without fail, the women always want to play Dead Or Alive on the xbox one and end up playing  for like a hour, each time choosing the sluttiest outfits and the bustiest chicks in the game. They fucking love that shit

But this cant be possibly happening in gafland.

Have you had the opportunity to let them know that they're brainwashed by the patriarchy? You should. 

But what if he IS the patriarchy.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=217518005


First of all he's right. Secondly he will be banned for it by gaf. Idiots.

The reply is typical GAF hive mind fuckery that should be laughed at.

[studyguy]

Nerd girls are pervs, it is known.

Nerdy white girls are absolutely filthy brehs.
No morals, those women need Jesus.
Bless their souls.
 

[Nola]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217532174&postcount=96

Yah except for most threads where there are little facts people get fucking banned for coming to a different conclusion than the GAF mob. "WE HAVE NO FACTS, A IS DEFINITELY TRUE!" "But what if B is true?" "WOW" "BAN" "FILTH"...

I happily sit on the fence on shit like that, but I won't tell GAF that anymore.

NEOGAF: A safe space for the encouragement of irrational hot takes after a tragedy,* a graveyard for anyone that might dare suggest the mob should maybe hold off on the pitchforks until more context is available.**


 



* Hot take shielding only available to posts that agree with mods current thoughts.
** This allows me to demand you either take a side or force a ban for shit posting, furthering our insatiable appetite for culling the herd if you dare to not fall in line after being targeted.

[OnlyRegret]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217528115&postcount=61

This is some bizzaro world shit right here.

"Even if it turns out not to be true, it's not like the accused will suffer any."

what

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=217485647

It's not their job to tell him, but he's supposed to keep track of any new release because speaking about it ?