The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

That moment where a junior morphs into an assclown vigilante...

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=189667454

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The battle of the two games that took almost a decade to be finished 😂

[demi]

my administration on fleek tho

[Am_I_Anonymous]

my administration on fleek tho

 

[qq more]

yo homez dat waz so on fleek

[Yulwei]

there is no way FFXV is going to be good

[FStop7]

fleek mill is a good rapster

[Your Stalker]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the most on fleek thread on The Bore.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1158959

Already off and running with the unified Pedo and Kojima defense forces.  The "our love of fap bait means we're 2PROGRESSIVE4U" card's already been played.

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1158347

Is "all vegetarians are preachy" any different from "all muslims are terrorists?"

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1158347

Is "all vegetarians are preachy" any different from "all muslims are terrorists?"

It's always important to note that there is a sizable contingent on GAF who sees themselves as deep thinking intellectuals.  This is the product of when dumbasses think they are geniuses.

[mormapope]

Whats the difference between PETA and ISIS?

One group is a savage, terrible regime that deserves the scorn and hatred from the entirety of the civilized world.

The other group is ISIS!

[brawndolicious]

A suspicious number of people become vegetarian around the same time they start losing weight. The moral arguments are probably just a diversion from the real reason they started.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1158959

Already off and running with the unified Pedo and Kojima defense forces.  The "our love of fap bait means we're 2PROGRESSIVE4U" card's already been played.

Don't really care if Kojima makes some character like that. What's bullshit but unconvincing to those who aren't smoking Kojimacrack was "she's like this for serious reasons."

 

[FStop7]

A suspicious number of people become vegetarian around the same time they start losing weight. The moral arguments are probably just a diversion from the real reason they started.

And there's so much garbage sold as "vegetarian" or "vegan" as if a lack of animal products means something stacked with sugar is somehow magically good for you.

Like these fuckers:  http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/lenny-and-larrys/the-complete-cookie.html

The nutrition info is split into 2 servings to hide the fact it's 370 calories.  For a single cookie!

[meeb]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1158347

Is "all vegetarians are preachy" any different from "all muslims are terrorists?"

Are you taking my thread seriously? Have you learned nothing?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1158347

Is "all vegetarians are preachy" any different from "all muslims are terrorists?"

It's always important to note that there is a sizable contingent on GAF who sees themselves as deep thinking intellectuals.  This is the product of when dumbasses think they are geniuses.

Yes it is a completely asinine assertion. No fucking duh.

[Shadow Mod]

Some of the best stuff I've eaten at restaurants is targeted towards vegetarians 

[meeb]

I honestly can't believe that thread is still going. I made it for one entertaining evening.

I absolutely WOULD try dog at least once though. 

[thisismyusername]

Andy-kun:

At first I was like to the link:

http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/how-john-krasinski-got-jacked

But then I saw it and:



GOD. DAMN. What a difference muscle mass and a beard makes.

[thisismyusername]

Yes, AiA is Charles Woodson.

Wait, seriously?

Will Persona 5 require me to hammer X through countless hours of life-sim grinding?

Battle of the bargain bin purchases right here for me.

Probably for the first five hours. Then it becomes you wanting to smash X for life-sim grinding.

[Mr. Nobody]

Whats the difference between PETA and ISIS?

One group is a savage, terrible regime that deserves the scorn and hatred from the entirety of the civilized world.

The other group is ISIS!

2spooky 

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Jim's looking alright. Kinda cute.

[Mr. Nobody]

That's AiA?

Daddy

Yes, AiA is Charles Woodson.

Wait, seriously?

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That's AiA?

Daddy

Yes, AiA is Charles Woodson.

Wait, seriously?

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You're aware AiA played in the NFL, yes?

[Tasty]

Andy-kun:

At first I was like (Image removed from quote.) to the link:

http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/how-john-krasinski-got-jacked

But then I saw it and:

(Image removed from quote.)

GOD. DAMN. What a difference muscle mass and a beard makes.

Same thing with Chris Pratt. They look good but I dunno, doesn't really do it for me.

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Same.

[benjipwns]

Mr. Marbles?

[Tasty]

Mr. Marbles?

[BrokenVerses]

The battle of the two games that took almost a decade to be finished 😂

I'm sure with all those years Atlus will come up with some good dungeons this time.

[mormapope]

Persona 5 hopefully will have half the content Persona 3/4 have and that content will be great from start to finish. A 30-40 hour Persona game sounds a lot more appealing than another 50-80 hour Persona game.

[Mods Help]

The battle of the two games that took almost a decade to be finished 😂

I'm sure with all those years Atlus will come up with some good dungeons this time.

Big talk coming from someone with a Final Fantasy avatar. Atlus can make great dungeons when they want to (many of their series' are based entirely around dungeoning), but unfortunately they're chasing that Final Fantasy fan money with Persona now, and that means simplifying things.

[FStop7]

Some of the best stuff I've eaten at restaurants is targeted towards vegetarians 

Aloo Gobi is the best

Indian food makes eating vegetarian pretty tolerable

[Phoenix Dark]

lol @ all the Star Wars prequels threads popping up, including revisionist history about how they're actually good.

nerds always gotta prove who the alpha nerd is 

"well from a lore perspective the prequels are definitely great films amirite gentlemen" 

[tiesto]

Some of the best stuff I've eaten at restaurants is targeted towards vegetarians 

Aloo Gobi is the best

Indian food makes eating vegetarian pretty tolerable

dosas and uttapam

[Mr. Nobody]

Persona 5 hopefully will have half the content Persona 3/4 have and that content will be great from start to finish. A 30-40 hour Persona game sounds a lot more appealing than another 50-80 hour Persona game.

All I want is the waifu shit to die

[mormapope]

Persona 5 hopefully will have half the content Persona 3/4 have and that content will be great from start to finish. A 30-40 hour Persona game sounds a lot more appealing than another 50-80 hour Persona game.

All I want is the waifu shit to die

Personally, I want the main cast to not suck the main character's dick for doing anything. Take someone out to get some noodles and you're treated like a golden god.

[thisismyusername]

That's one of the problems I had with Persona 4 over Persona 3. Most of the cast was just buddy-buddy instead of there being drama. I know a lot of people didn't like Persona 3's strife-party, but it made sense with them being thrown together to fight impossible odds. But in any case, Persona 2's cast completely trumps Persona 1, 3 and 4's cast easily.

[El Babua]

Yeah, rather not play a total Mary-Sue protag in the next one.

[Trent Dole]

lol @ all the Star Wars prequels threads popping up, including revisionist history about how they're actually good.

nerds always gotta prove who the alpha nerd is 

"well from a lore perspective the prequels are definitely great films amirite gentlemen" 

I saw them all in theaters and no, no they are not.

[benjipwns]

lol @ all the Star Wars prequels threads popping up, including revisionist history about how they're actually good.

For a good chunk of active/regular GAF those were "their" Star Wars movies.

Like all my 1990s born cousins were prequel fanatics, until they got older, and the original trilogy seemed somewhat dated.

The hype for The Phantom Menance was insane.

And all we got out of that in the end was 20 minutes of Darth Maul and Episode I: Racer.

[parallax]

Andy-kun:

At first I was like (Image removed from quote.) to the link:

http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/how-john-krasinski-got-jacked

But then I saw it and:

(Image removed from quote.)

GOD. DAMN. What a difference muscle mass and a beard makes.

he looks like a muppet with a beard.

lol @ all the Star Wars prequels threads popping up, including revisionist history about how they're actually good.

nerds always gotta prove who the alpha nerd is 

"well from a lore perspective the prequels are definitely great films amirite gentlemen" 

I saw them all in theaters and no, no they are not.

For a good chunk of active/regular GAF those were "their" Star Wars movies.

Like all my 1990s born cousins were prequel fanatics, until they got older, and the original trilogy seemed somewhat dated.

The hype for The Phantom Menance was insane.

And all we got out of that in the end was 20 minutes of Darth Maul and Episode I: Racer.

the phantom menace hype was insane. then i saw that shit. people still tried to convince themselves that shit was good after they saw it. wont be fooled again on star wars shit

[benjipwns]

Not from GAF, but a comment from one review:

The Prequel Trilogy is dynamical, not mechanical. It hides some pretty weird ideas about mythology and colonization (really: ALL the humans are bad guys in the PT). The kind of grand joke is that a rescued slave becomes the main enforcer for the colonizing humans. Humans only become 'good' (integrative) because of one very big plot-point: the Rebels are born the moment Palpatine names Vader and the jedi get slaughtered wholesale.

And weirder, Annakin isn't close to being 'the chosen one' of the prophecy. If you listen to the story closely, he's the result of tinkering with nature: he's the spawn of somebody named Plaguesis (a taboo name). And his children are the reason the Emperor is defeated. Lucas creates a prophecy and a mythology he subtly tells us is entirely false. It's pretty daring and radical as a response to the simplicity of the OT.

And there's hundreds of gags that fill in the blanks: he has Kiera Knightley sub for Portman throughout Phantom Menace, and then opens Clones with Portman's voice thanking her underling...then a few seconds later the girl with the voice is bombed and the 'real' Portman/Amidala gets out of another ship.

When we look back in 40-100 years, these PT films will be taken on the level of Kubrick; they're complex takes on humanity, storytelling, tribalism, ethnic division and mythology.

That was Lucas's plan it seems, to deliver something that seems to be one thing (Jar Jar appears to be a stereotype, when actually HE'S the one stereotyping everyone else in his dialogue: Jar Jar is part of a race that got kicked off the surface of his planet by the colonizing humans.) From every non-human POV in the film, even Jar Jar, comes a natural distrust of humans. And maybe that's why people hated these films. They're uncomfortable from a human point of view.

[VomKriege]

EGG WARS

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1102117

Angry vegan in full force

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=176576867&postcount=133

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Persona 5 hopefully will have half the content Persona 3/4 have and that content will be great from start to finish. A 30-40 hour Persona game sounds a lot more appealing than another 50-80 hour Persona game.

Yeah I have to admit that very long RPGs rarely does anything for me.

[meeb]

That's one of the problems I had with Persona 4 over Persona 3. Most of the cast was just buddy-buddy instead of there being drama. I know a lot of people didn't like Persona 3's strife-party, but it made sense with them being thrown together to fight impossible odds. But in any case, Persona 2's cast completely trumps Persona 1, 3 and 4's cast easily.

The characters in Persona are from glorious Nippon, which teaches its students unity. It isn't like America where kids bully each other because we shove the poisonous ideas of freedom of speech and individualism down their throat as early as possible.

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=189661004&postcount=24

The over-the-top action is too much and unbelievable. So he jumps out of a driving car and smashes it into 2 cars and both explode. It looks ridiculous and takes away from the gravitas of the narrative.

Because the stories told in Mafia 1&2 were believable and had a good amount of realistic human drama?   

Clueless.

Mafia 2 had realistic driving physics, and the cops would pull you over for speeding. Apparently those are the main two things on the checklist for realism and seriousness.   

[benjipwns]

Seems like somebody forgets the thrill of getting away with running a red light in front of the police or making it to your destination before the engine overheats or running through the alleyways with clotheslines as people yelled out the window.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=189661706&postcount=38

I mean the guy says straight up they just wanted to end their gameplay reveal with explosions and shit and that not every car would blow up like that in the release build.

[mormapope]

One of the only awesome moments in Mafia 2 was when I went to a payphone to bribe the police, and then a police car going about 50 MPH crashes through the phone booth I'm in, destroying it while I'm still alive, in the process an irish hoodlum dude got angry and 6 irishmen came out of a store to battle the police in a firefight.

This was after a mission, and I was trying to get home.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1159163

so many gaffers feeling the bern today

and when someone compares a digital break-in against an election competitor to watergate, people go in on him like he's an idiot




this is probably the only -gate worth the -gate suffix idiots

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=189772313#post189772313

"It's not actually Bernie's fault! They should just drop it!"

[Tasty]

Hillary Clinton is the next President of the United States.

[archie4208]

Time to check the asshurt on Reddit. 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=189779282&postcount=363

Benji

[Tasty]

It's good to have our old punching bag magus back.

[nachobro]

damn

i knew this thread was bad news, didn't realize it was star wars spoilers bad news


 

[king of the internet]

I already read all the spoilers so that no one could spoil me

[Jansen]

welp at least i don't have to worry about it for the next few days till i see the movie lol

[benjipwns]

I've never really had a problem with spoilers for movies when I get them, I always like to focus on the execution more than just being surprised by some "WOAH WE WENT THERE" that's not really that shocking I guess.

Even for TV shows, if I know what happens at the end of the season, I still like to see how the journey gets there. Like the reveal of Moriarty on Elementary, you knew it was coming at some point anyway, and as soon as they started to setup for the twist it became kinda obvious but it was well executed and that's what was enjoyable. Same for Mr. Robot, you knew what the big twist was going to be, it was all the tiny ones and specific scenes that made the adventure to there crazy.

My recent favorite was Into Darkness' big moment where the thrilling music comes in and builds to him saying "My name is Khan!" Like the characters are even supposed to know who that is, or people who've never seen Star Trek are supposed to know why that's a big deal, while everyone else already knew it was Khan for like a year.

But J.J. is obsessed with that whole "mystery box" concept, and so was Orci I think.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

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It all works out for Tommy Boy in the end

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Vader has respitory issues

PD will finally take the dick

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Jesus is dead

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