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zomgee

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16740 on: April 27, 2016, 10:59:19 AM »
iOS is right... over... there.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16741 on: April 27, 2016, 11:01:37 AM »
Nintendo lied, Iwata died.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16742 on: April 27, 2016, 11:19:13 AM »
Nintendo lied, Iwata died.

If I did my job with the same level of incompetence that Nintendo does theres Id be on Obamacare using an Obamaphone and cashing Obamastamps
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Atramental

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16743 on: April 27, 2016, 11:57:50 AM »
#NintengahziGate

Let's get this trending. :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16744 on: April 27, 2016, 12:08:12 PM »
Honestly I've moved into the "outrage culture exists but is severely overblown" camp. I rarely get upset about that shit anymore, having realized most people couldn't care less about Tumblr. And having 3,000 retweets of your insular, intellectual cowardice doesn't suggest some massive consensus in the grand scheme of things either.

Most people don't walk around labeling things problematic or demanding books be banned due to trigger warning content. Honestly my only gripe is that universities don't put their foot down on some of this shit.

I generally agree with this sentiment but then I see shit like this: https://media2.8ch.net/pol/src/1461711729336.webm

This is inexcusable shit, even for manchildren/womanchildren in universities.

I wonder if the Outrage Brigade and people like her will ever recognize the valuable role they played in the rise of Trump as a political force.
I'd say that's as likely as the European Left realising that they are responsible for the current rise of the European Right. Not going to happen.
By doing their best at impersonating a moderate right? :doge

zomgee

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16745 on: April 27, 2016, 01:39:18 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212417

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After the Apple decline in revenues, did somebody dig up Steve because they thought it would help?

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Oh my god:

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RIP whoever it was.

That's like driving by a funeral procession and taking a selfie with a sad face.

REST IN PEACE WHOEVER

SORRY ABOUT YOUR LOSS WHATSYOURNAME

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16746 on: April 27, 2016, 01:42:45 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212417

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After the Apple decline in revenues, did somebody dig up Steve because they thought it would help?

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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16747 on: April 27, 2016, 01:52:51 PM »
#NintengahziGate

Let's get this trending. :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16748 on: April 27, 2016, 01:55:59 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212417

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After the Apple decline in revenues, did somebody dig up Steve because they thought it would help?

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The pretend outrage

Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16749 on: April 27, 2016, 02:02:49 PM »
Jesus fuck at Nintendo.

They transition from SNES to N64 was an absolute failure (remember 3 launch games)
The transition from N64 to GCN was an absolute failure (N64 got 5 games in 2001)
The transition from GCN to Wii was an absolute failure (last 2 years of GCN were bad)
The transition from Wii to Wii U was an absolute failure (Nintendo forgot to support the worlds most popular console)

And now this.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.

HOW HOW HOW

Those fuckers better launch more Splatoon maps if they want to stay relevant

Nobody cares, dickcheese.

daycru

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16750 on: April 27, 2016, 02:06:38 PM »
Imagine getting upset at future hypothetical video games instead of continuing to bask in the glory of Mario Kart 8, the greatest game of all time.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16751 on: April 27, 2016, 02:10:12 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212413

Quote from: go_straigh
Nope.
Apparently Nintendo want to sell this game to families and children. They are probably going to butcher the translation so that doesn't have anything offensive.
I'm not their demographic for this game.

Quote from: K.Sabot
I don't care, they can fuck right off.

I'd rather give it to a gamestop if this is what they do, I don't particularly care for what's being cut but the act of cutting it at all makes me not want to support them.

Quote from: Kandrick
With this game turning out like this and Zelda being confirmed for the NX, i guess i can safely dump my Wii U already.

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If I ever play this, it won't be in a way in which Nintendo or Atlus gets any money from me.

Quote from: vinnygambini
Oh fuck off really.

I really wanted my swimwear ;.;


:heh

zomgee

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16752 on: April 27, 2016, 02:13:09 PM »
This thread has come full circle.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16753 on: April 27, 2016, 02:23:33 PM »
Nintendo has been censoring games for 30 years. Where the fuck have these people been? How are they surprised?

FStop7

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16754 on: April 27, 2016, 02:35:32 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202023341&postcount=254

what kind of milquetoast version of evil has bernie sanders convinced people exists in the world

Not surprised it's one of the same shitbirds from the "baw baw we hate capitalism" thread.

post your anti-capitalist screeds on a forum full of video game, movie and fast food marketing threads = stay winning breh

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16755 on: April 27, 2016, 02:35:48 PM »
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I will never understand why they arbitrarily raise the ages of characters.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16756 on: April 27, 2016, 02:43:52 PM »
Huelen triggered

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202006191&postcount=22

Market failed to understand the genius of Nintendoland and NES remix confirmed.

It's like

impossible to understand*

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I was about to ask "What kind of human being would ever list Pokemon Rumble U to justify a list of games" then I remembered, it's HUELEN.


EDIT: Wait is he seriously fucking blamed the consumers for not buying a console with a lackluster first year? Most of those games ranged from complete utter garbo to decent at best. And who the hell cares about another Wii Fit or Wii Party anymore?
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mormapope

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16757 on: April 27, 2016, 02:48:57 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202023341&postcount=254

what kind of milquetoast version of evil has bernie sanders convinced people exists in the world

Not surprised it's one of the same shitbirds from the "baw baw we hate capitalism" thread.

post your anti-capitalist screeds on a forum full of video game, movie and fast food marketing threads = stay winning breh

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:comeon

Bruh, you were laying some slimy shitposts in that thread. People can criticize and despise a economic system they were born into. You're really going to shit talk the people in that thread when you post this shit:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=201969795&postcount=44
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It's so easy to reject such things when living off of others

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=201972905&postcount=132
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oh no, do u need a safe space now?

Too afraid to call those people on home turf shit birds but you say they need a safe space?
  :woody

OH!

Jansen

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16758 on: April 27, 2016, 03:07:24 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202053307&postcount=214

Quote from: witchedwiz
Atlus i'll have you know that in europe people of 16 can fuck and drink alcohl (this depends on the specific country as this range between 15 and 18 depending on the specific country), so they might as well be qualified to save the world in a fantasy game..
Plus some risaue outfit? Just put a pegi 16..
Nowdays 15-16 y/o are playing cod/halo etc..
I can safely say an Exposes boom will have less impact on their personality than shooting someone in the face in high res with replay :)

Yulwei

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16759 on: April 27, 2016, 03:22:53 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202023341&postcount=254

what kind of milquetoast version of evil has bernie sanders convinced people exists in the world

Not surprised it's one of the same shitbirds from the "baw baw we hate capitalism" thread.

post your anti-capitalist screeds on a forum full of video game, movie and fast food marketing threads = stay winning breh

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benji excluded <3
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:comeon

Bruh, you were laying some slimy shitposts in that thread. People can criticize and despise a economic system they were born into. You're really going to shit talk the people in that thread when you post this shit:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=201969795&postcount=44
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It's so easy to reject such things when living off of others

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=201972905&postcount=132
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oh no, do u need a safe space now?

Too afraid to call those people on home turf shit birds but you say they need a safe space?
  :woody

Lmao

zomgee

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16760 on: April 27, 2016, 03:24:13 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202053307&postcount=214

Quote from: witchedwiz
Atlus i'll have you know that in europe people of 16 can fuck and drink alcohl (this depends on the specific country as this range between 15 and 18 depending on the specific country), so they might as well be qualified to save the world in a fantasy game..
Plus some risaue outfit? Just put a pegi 16..
Nowdays 15-16 y/o are playing cod/halo etc..
I can safely say an Exposes boom will have less impact on their personality than shooting someone in the face in high res with replay :)

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Atramental

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16763 on: April 27, 2016, 04:52:54 PM »
:PP

zomgee

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16764 on: April 27, 2016, 04:59:28 PM »
That just means we need to donate MORE!
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james

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16765 on: April 27, 2016, 05:06:21 PM »
Super Mario 64 being a fucking LAUNCH GAME is not an absolute failure you fucking fuck. :ufup Agreed with everything else though.

Take off those goggles the game is a blurry mess.

N64 had the worst launch year (software wise) of all time.
:O

Tasty

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16766 on: April 27, 2016, 05:18:37 PM »
Take off those goggles the game is a blurry mess.

Gameplay > graphics breh.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16767 on: April 27, 2016, 05:20:39 PM »
Well... I mean, were we suppose to expect N64 games to look good these days? (Mario 64 still looks sort of nice though due to its art direction being simplistic)
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16768 on: April 27, 2016, 05:21:08 PM »
The N64 launch also had Wave Race 64. It was a fine launch just for those two games alone.

archie4208

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16769 on: April 27, 2016, 05:40:44 PM »
The N64 launch also had Wave Race 64. It was a fine launch just for those two games alone.

Wave Race came out a few months afterwards.  The only two N64 launch games were Mario and Pilotwings.

For the record Wave Race 64 is fucking awesome.

Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16770 on: April 27, 2016, 05:44:10 PM »
The N64 launch also had Wave Race 64. It was a fine launch just for those two games alone.

Wave Race came out a few months afterwards.  The only two N64 launch games were Mario and Pilotwings.

For the record Wave Race 64 is fucking awesome.

Oh right. I just remembered getting Wave Race when I got my N64, but that was at Christmas and not at the actual launch in September.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16771 on: April 27, 2016, 06:22:47 PM »
what the fuck is nintendo even doing. ONE game at E3?  :lol

(Image removed from quote.)

Nintendo has been relying a little tooooooo much on Zelda for years now. Mario's always been that way, too.

God I fucking WISH they were relying on games to this degree, we might get some games out of it.

I think the last game came out in 2013. (Mario Maker doesn't count.)

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16772 on: April 27, 2016, 08:46:25 PM »
Wave Race 64  :lawd

I played that game so much with my mom.

I even let her win some times.  :doge

mormapope

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16773 on: April 27, 2016, 08:56:19 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212205

"I don't know what this means, so I'm gonna PANIC!"

 :gddr5 :gddr5 :gddr5

Not knowing what something means or what will change is perfectly fine, Gaffers gotta have some sort of sweeping narrative behind details or changes though. 
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16774 on: April 27, 2016, 09:14:59 PM »
forumites trying to make sense of any internal corporate stuff is always so cute lol. they may as well try to make sense of the rich inner lives of the esteemed membership of the bore by reading only the subject lines of recursivelyenumerable threads.
QED

Jansen

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16775 on: April 27, 2016, 09:15:11 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212579

Never want to get married or have kids. Anyone else in this boat?


Atramental

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16776 on: April 27, 2016, 09:23:06 PM »
Never say never, GAF.  :wag

One day you might meet that special someone.  :-[ :heartbeat :heart :teehee

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16777 on: April 27, 2016, 09:48:26 PM »
forumites trying to make sense of any internal corporate stuff is always so cute lol. they may as well try to make sense of the rich inner lives of the esteemed membership of the bore by reading only the subject lines of recursivelyenumerable threads.

I like all the "Maybe this will provide more autonomy for NoA and NoE!" because, lol sure, that's how corporations work. :heh
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16778 on: April 27, 2016, 10:10:43 PM »
forumites trying to make sense of any internal corporate stuff is always so cute lol. they may as well try to make sense of the rich inner lives of the esteemed membership of the bore by reading only the subject lines of recursivelyenumerable threads.

I like all the "Maybe this will provide more autonomy for NoA and NoE!" because, lol sure, that's how corporations work. :heh

Or how Committees work.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16780 on: April 27, 2016, 11:27:23 PM »

Atramental

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16781 on: April 28, 2016, 12:58:45 AM »

archie4208

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16782 on: April 28, 2016, 05:27:38 AM »
Lime will never get permabanned.  :fbm

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16783 on: April 28, 2016, 06:33:55 AM »
Lime will never get permabanned.  :fbm

I don't get that either. He's worse than most of you who have been GAF permabanned here with the exception of Walrus.

YMMV

Tasty

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16784 on: April 28, 2016, 09:38:32 AM »
I think the last Mario platformer came out in 2010.

FTFY :doge

Eh I don't care for 3D World but it was at least some kind of entry.

Take My Breh Away

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16785 on: April 28, 2016, 01:11:13 PM »
https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/725730665308762112

Mods banning sources on gaf because they were permabanned members and using modbot to lock threads :neogaf

How fucking petty can you get?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16786 on: April 28, 2016, 01:32:21 PM »
https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/725730665308762112

Mods banning sources on gaf because they were permabanned members and using modbot to lock threads :neogaf

How fucking petty can you get?

NeoGAF is MeanGIRLS: the video game forum.


Atramental

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16787 on: April 28, 2016, 01:55:30 PM »
"Stop trying to make a less insular & petty GAF happen. It's not going to happen." :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16788 on: April 28, 2016, 01:59:21 PM »
https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/725730665308762112

Mods banning sources on gaf because they were permabanned members and using modbot to lock threads :neogaf

How fucking petty can you get?
lmfao are you fucking kidding me now gaf


thats so stupid
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zomgee

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16789 on: April 28, 2016, 02:00:44 PM »
Jesus wept. What was the thread? Sony estimated profits down .01%?
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Atramental

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16790 on: April 28, 2016, 02:02:04 PM »
"MUST. PROTECT. NARRATIVE."

archie4208

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16791 on: April 28, 2016, 02:03:56 PM »
Jesus wept. What was the thread? Sony estimated profits down .01%?

It was about Sony's financial figures for 2015. 

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zomgee

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16792 on: April 28, 2016, 02:04:37 PM »
Holy crap I was wrong - it was positive Sony news!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212645&highlight=zhugeex

Fucking petty. So petty. If Denis Dyack makes a game does it get threads locked, too?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16793 on: April 28, 2016, 02:36:40 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=201972615&postcount=1034

Yeah, Sony is totally gonna advance a release date instantaneously. :neogaf
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16794 on: April 28, 2016, 02:38:23 PM »
"Stop trying to make a less insular & petty GAF happen. It's not going to happen." :doge
And I'm pretty sure fuck you  :doge

Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16795 on: April 28, 2016, 03:25:20 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212809

another thread full of gaffers who don't wash their hair with shampoo  :kobeyuck

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16796 on: April 28, 2016, 03:27:45 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212809

another thread full of gaffers who don't wash their hair with shampoo  :kobeyuck

 :lol

thisismyusername

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16797 on: April 28, 2016, 03:59:49 PM »
"Stop trying to make a less insular & petty GAF happen. It's not going to happen." :doge

"Oh my God, Atra. You can't just go around asking people why they don't check their privilege, shitlords!"

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16798 on: April 28, 2016, 04:55:41 PM »
So what in the actual fuck merited this thread being closed?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212775

One of the more interesting things posted in awhile, and some dickless dipshit hiding behind the ModBot moniker closes it?
No discussion was determined to be happening.

Also, if you'd like to discuss the topic, please take it elsewhere. This is not the forum for it.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #16799 on: April 28, 2016, 05:24:38 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212809

another thread full of gaffers who don't wash their hair with shampoo  :kobeyuck

I've given that a whirl for a while

+Slower hair greasing
+Hair ain't limp
-Can't get hair as clean as with shampoo