The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212809

another thread full of gaffers who don't wash their hair with shampoo 

I've given that a whirl for a while

+Slower hair greasing
+Hair ain't limp
-Can't get hair as clean as with shampoo

I do it once in a while for a few weeks, helps to even out the amount of oils in my hair and keep things healthy.

[Great Rumbler]

So what in the actual fuck merited this thread being closed?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212775

One of the more interesting things posted in awhile, and some dickless dipshit hiding behind the ModBot moniker closes it?

That guy rolling on the ground is an amazing "Bail out!" gif.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/man-gets-harassed-for-filming-pawg-in-public.423254/
 

[Dennis]

High-Level NFL Prospect Tweets Video of Himself Smoking Weed Before NFL Draft

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212943

[Cerveza mas fina]

Meanwhile there is a huge thread about Uncharted 4 where people post impressions from stolen copies

Piracy gets you banned, but buying stolen goods is ok

[seagrams hotsauce]

Weren't people buying it from amazon?

[Joe Molotov]

Breaking release date is worse than stealing.

[benjipwns]

Breaking release dates only promotes plot and experience piracy which reduces available safe spaces from spoilers.

[JaseC]

Weren't people buying it from amazon?

Amazon just didn't change the game's release date after the last delay, apparently, which caused order statuses to mistakenly auto-update and appear as though they were being processed. No copies were actually shipped.

[Cerveza mas fina]

If GAF modship had any sort of consistency then discussion on using VPN to cheat the system p or playing stolen goods would be banned too.

You can't foster real discussion if you determine what is worthy and ok and what is not by a few spergs. Yeah it's Evilores forum so I guess he can do what he wants but it's just hypocrisy when they try to justify locking some threads and banning some people while keeping others open (see the huge novel Steve Youngblood wrote on banning Zhuge, Steve is a good guy but come on). Just drop the pretense of being just, open and fair and roll with being a dictatorship.

It may not be North Korea communism, but it definitely is China communism on Neogaf. There is some freedom, but only in the narrow band the party allows.

[Your Stalker]

High-Level NFL Prospect Tweets Video of Himself Smoking Weed Before NFL Draft

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212943

(Image removed from quote.)

Does anyone care outside of PR reasons?

[SplittinWigs]

High-Level NFL Prospect Tweets Video of Himself Smoking Weed Before NFL Draft

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212943

(Image removed from quote.)

Does anyone care outside of PR reasons?

No, but it still caused a massive drop for him on most teams' draft boards and it potentially cost him millions of dollars.

But yeah, pretty fucked up situation tbh. You're absolutely right. You know all these kids are getting blunted and pinning dat dere on the regular. Only reason he's suffering is because his shit went public.

Edit: is there some filter here for costed -> cost? Wtf

[Dennis]

So what in the actual fuck merited this thread being closed?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212775

One of the more interesting things posted in awhile, and some dickless dipshit hiding behind the ModBot moniker closes it?

What was the battle plan here? They are charging across completely open terrain in pretend-armored vehicles shooting at targets they can't even see.

Many hours of playing ARMA 1-3 has taught me not to do this.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

High-Level NFL Prospect Tweets Video of Himself Smoking Weed Before NFL Draft

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212943

(Image removed from quote.)

Does anyone care outside of PR reasons?

No, but it still caused a massive drop for him on most teams' draft boards and it potentially cost him millions of dollars.

But yeah, pretty fucked up situation tbh. You're absolutely right. You know all these kids are getting blunted and pinning dat dere on the regular. Only reason he's suffering is because his shit went public.

They projected his slide will cost him 7 million.

His stepdad did it, hating ass jealous nicca.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202211343&postcount=50

People are gonna RUN OUT to buy the Nintendo NX...for Axiom Verge. 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202211343&postcount=50

People are gonna RUN OUT to buy the Nintendo NX...for Axiom Verge. 

IT'S NOT THE SAME GAME, IT'S NOT THE SAME CONTENT!

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202211343&postcount=50

People are gonna RUN OUT to buy the Nintendo NX...for Axiom Verge. 

Even if they've already played it.

[archie4208]

You couldn't pay me to play Axiom Verge again.

[nachobro]

I'm gonna buy an NX anyway but I'd be happy if Smash and Splatoon got ports and would buy them right away. I'm part of the problem :'(

[james]

I'm gonna buy an NX anyway but I'd be happy if Smash and Splatoon got ports and would buy them right away. I'm part of the problem :'(

I dont want the NX.

But I dont know if I can resist Splatoon 2.

[zomgee]

I'm gonna buy an NX anyway but I'd be happy if Smash and Splatoon got ports and would buy them right away. I'm part of the problem :'(

I don't mind buying Nintendo hardware but I also don't have expectations of Madden and Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Dark Souls etc. I tend to not set myself up for that.

[nachobro]

I don't mind buying Nintendo hardware but I also don't have expectations of Madden and Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Dark Souls etc. I tend to not set myself up for that.

Pretty much. I get Nintendo consoles to play Nintendo games. Anything else is a bonus.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202211343&postcount=50

People are gonna RUN OUT to buy the Nintendo NX...for Axiom Verge. 

Even if they've already played it.

NEWS AT 11 

[bork]

I'm gonna buy an NX anyway but I'd be happy if Smash and Splatoon got ports and would buy them right away. I'm part of the problem :'(

Naw- Those two games could benefit from having potentially better online play, with an actual messaging service, mic communication, game invites, etc.

Assuming Nintendo actually does any of that. -_-

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1213193

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

on one hand, it's a shitty friend. On the other, there's possible sex there 

[Atramental]

So thankful for my best friend.

He now lives in Texas and is married with two kids but we still chat and play vidya when I'm not getting swamped with work.

Edit: also, OP is never seeing that 1 million quid ever again.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1213193

 

So, I'm not a very social person I have aspergers and what ever else. I have one friend. Said friend is crazy homophobic, says HIV is the disease god gives to gay people as punishment (in the context of finding out I have HIV), says god will kill us all on the next red moon for voting in gay marriage and what not. He also owes me about a million quid. He constantly sets up things (like go out here) then either doesn't show up at all or messages me like 2 seconds before we're supposed to meet and says he can't make it.

Anyway tonight we were supposed to go see civil war. I've already seen civil war (I knew I was going to be seeing it this morning anyway) but he said he really wanted to go and he swore he'd show up so I paid for the tickets and went to the joint where the cinema is and he text me like 5 minutes before the film was supposed to start and said he wasn't coming cos he couldn't be arsed.


So I feel like i'm at breaking point with him right now. Since I'm not sure I deserve to be treated like that even if I am a cunt? But then I'll literally have no IRL friends. So I don't know, I'm compelled to just say fuck it and drop him but. You know. Opinions welcome.

Oh yeah, he also came onto me. Then claimed he was just messing round the next day or he'd had too much to drink.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1213193

 

So, I'm not a very social person I have aspergers and what ever else. I have one friend. Said friend is crazy homophobic, says HIV is the disease god gives to gay people as punishment (in the context of finding out I have HIV), says god will kill us all on the next red moon for voting in gay marriage and what not. He also owes me about a million quid. He constantly sets up things (like go out here) then either doesn't show up at all or messages me like 2 seconds before we're supposed to meet and says he can't make it.

Anyway tonight we were supposed to go see civil war. I've already seen civil war (I knew I was going to be seeing it this morning anyway) but he said he really wanted to go and he swore he'd show up so I paid for the tickets and went to the joint where the cinema is and he text me like 5 minutes before the film was supposed to start and said he wasn't coming cos he couldn't be arsed.


So I feel like i'm at breaking point with him right now. Since I'm not sure I deserve to be treated like that even if I am a cunt? But then I'll literally have no IRL friends. So I don't know, I'm compelled to just say fuck it and drop him but. You know. Opinions welcome.

Oh yeah, he also came onto me. Then claimed he was just messing round the next day or he'd had too much to drink.

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Spoiler: He's gay and probably votes Republican.

[Tasty]

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-10861

[Your Stalker]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/18934345/

[Phoenix Dark]

TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared indeed.

 

[Dennis]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/18934345/

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1213341

This guy got drugged or slipped something.

And then:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202265143&postcount=8

just coz you were drinking before doesnt mean you were drugged. You drank a lot, and if you were going to be unwell, that certainly didn't help.

OP had 5 beers in six hours. That's a lot if you're a kid or a sickly anorexic chick. It was PBR to boot. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202265497&postcount=17

Jumping to conclusions..

Did you have dinner before you drank?

This is how OP described his situation

Everything sounded like I had something stuffed in my ears, and my vision was pulsing.

I sat back at the bar and felt like I was about to pass out, so I stumbled my way out of the bar and almost made it to my friends apartment.

They live down the street but my legs gave out before I got there. I sat infront of their neighbors until ai could stand and then stumbled my way there.

"You're just drunk bro!"

 

[Atramental]

Yeah, no. There's no way in hell 5 beers in that amount time would do that to you.

Also, you have to consider that GAF has a bunch of self righteous teetotalers who probably never had a beer before. Hence the dumbass replies.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1213349

Accept the friend zone

[WanderingWind]

Get drugged at bar. Go to NeoGAF to make a perfectly formatted thread about it. Get called out. Start introducing spelling errors in later posts.

Checks out.

EDIT: Now he's editing posts. Not going to the hospital to see what type of super crack he was slipped.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1213349

Accept the friend zone

"God, lady. Forget about your dead husband and let me stick my weiner in you. Women, amiright guys? Crazy." 

edit: kinda over simplfying things for comedy's sake but dude needs to take a hint.

Get drugged at bar. Go to NeoGAF to make a perfectly formatted thread about it. Get called out. Start introducing spelling errors in later posts.

Checks out.

EDIT: Now he's editing posts. Not going to the hospital to see what type of super crack he was slipped.

Oh... Then there is the case that OP is a fucking liar/attention whore...

But... ah. Who knows.

[SplittinWigs]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202265143&postcount=8

just coz you were drinking before doesnt mean you were drugged. You drank a lot, and if you were going to be unwell, that certainly didn't help.

OP had 5 beers in six hours. That's a lot if you're a kid or a sickly anorexic chick. It was PBR to boot. 

Lmao.

Yeaaaaaars back when I was pathetically skinny and had no tolerance, I actually could get blackout drunk from a six-pack. But not over the course of six hours.

I bet someone slipped him a few benzos. Probably narrowly escaped some manrape

[Phoenix Dark]

Shit reminds me of when my friend got drunk as fuck and some rapey dude was trying to take her home. Luckily she was able to call me and I picked her up well past midnight. Brought her to my place and had a female friend come over shortly thereafter as an alibi just in case. Gotta think two steps ahead as a black man


Female friend got her situated and then left. I went to bed. Then she drunkenly wobbled into my room and wanted to sleep with me (as in just in the bed). Naaaahh nicca. Carried her out, put her in another room then I found a couch and played my DS until I fell asleep.

[mormapope]

Get drugged at bar. Go to NeoGAF to make a perfectly formatted thread about it. Get called out. Start introducing spelling errors in later posts.

Checks out.

EDIT: Now he's editing posts. Not going to the hospital to see what type of super crack he was slipped.

His roofie story told later in the thread sounded the most bogus out of anything he's said or done. He misspelled a couple of words and I don't know what he edited.

I'm not an expert on roofies or drugs meant to slow down your circulatory system that aren't alcohol or heroin/opiates (known some doperonis), but I don't think there's a end all be all deal with drugging someone like that. The person doing the dosing could also fuck up the dosage or not account for the weight of a person.

[WanderingWind]

Yeah, not saying people don't get drugged in bars. I just got one eyebrow raised at this recounting.

[Atramental]

And this wouldn't be the first time an OP left out several key details in their post(s).

[mormapope]

I hope he isn't just telling a fake story, because getting drugged is a pretty odd or dry story to make up for sympathy.

Chances are, something probably happened but it maybe wasn't drugging or booze, no way it was the booze.

[SplittinWigs]

Guy sounds full of shit after reading his "ruffy" post. On the other hand, he is fairly attractive (no homo) but also naive and stupid, so an easy target, and speaking from experience, what he described kinda sounds like some classic alcohol + benzo shit. Couple beers and 2-3 mg of alprazolam will obliterate anyone, probably more than people realize. Idk

[seagrams hotsauce]

yeah that was my thought too, sounds like he was borderline blackout drunk which doesn't make any sense for 5 pbrs over 6 hours unless you're twelve years old or have popped/been slipped a xanax or w/e

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1213225

Fitness method wars !

Meanwhile, Uncharted fans are whipping themselves up to get mad for the first non perfect reviews :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202215735&postcount=3576

I personally believe UC4 will PROBABLY hit 93 minimum. I don't see it scoring less than UC3 which was regarded as not as good as UC2. UC4 looks like a 94+ game. Oh well we'll see.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202213099&postcount=3545

Stop with the victim-blaming. Of course many of us want to discuss the game and everything that's happening around it WITHOUT the fear of getting spoiled.

"Victims" 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202203249&postcount=3385

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1213359

 

[mormapope]

That thread is like discovering a new mental illness. I always thought Uncharted was a light hearted, action movie series without significant depth but it has charm I guess, and its not like the makers treat it like it has depth.

That thread treats Uncharted 4 like its a new season of The Sopranos or Breaking Bad, something so earth shattering and unexpected that the only way to grasp the greatness is to not know anything about it, besides that its the best videogame of all time, and that Giantbomb or some rebel reviewer will be looking to sink the Uncharted meta score of 95 to a 93.

Uncharted fans are worse than Metal Gear fans when it comes to taking the story and lore that seriously.

[VomKriege]

The crazy hat economy of TF2 must be going bonkers 

[benjipwns]

Chapter numbers/times and skybox pictures are considered spoilers now.

Because you haven't put two and two together and realised what it indicates. And all that vid shows is how little people really have to talk about without TV in their lives. You're so confident it's not a major spoiler so if you like I can PM you my findings. When we're talking about it after the game's released, I'll be sure to mention I knew about it because it was spoiled in the Easter Egg thread. Please understand that there are people who have avoided every single demo of this game. Respect them.

And from the spoiler thread:

I hate that this thread exists.

I want some safe spoilers, early impressions. But i'm sure as hell not dipping into a fucking spoiler thread fully.

This thread is a very bad plan, fanboys from opposing camps will take the spoilers from this thread and deliberately post in other Uncharted threads and spoil the game for everyone.

Can somebody please PM me with "True" or "Wrong". I'm not gonna play it if it's true.......

Glad I read the plot spoilers before buying this. Honestly this game sounds like ass and I'll probably just wait until it's $10 in a bargain bin sale. Thanks for saving me my time and money friend.

[benjipwns]

https://giant.gfycat.com/SlightAdmiredAruanas.gif 

Sony DMCA'ing gifs

[cosmicblizzard]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202271855&postcount=690

Honest question, is this guy being a lunatic or am I not right to judge that because I'm speaking from a place of privilege?  I feel like identifying as a radical is probably a bad idea in general.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

Spoiler culture was a mistake.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202271855&postcount=690

Honest question, is this guy being a lunatic or am I not right to judge that because I'm speaking from a place of privilege?  I feel like identifying as a radical is probably a bad idea in general.

Go ahead and try to argue against it. But you probably can't because you think your notion of property rights and civil liberties can't be criticized as outdated even though they're probably based off of a 200 year old document evolved from a barely post-Feudalistic society.. Just to give you some damn context, I mean.

how far back does he think socialism (or more specifically, saint-simonianism) dates?

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202271855&postcount=690

Honest question, is this guy being a lunatic or am I not right to judge that because I'm speaking from a place of privilege?  I feel like identifying as a radical is probably a bad idea in general.

I don't see the problem with labeling oneself as a "radical". Depends on the context and compared to what you compare your position.
I'm a milquetoast bourgeois liberal but the belief that more radical or violent action is sometimes needed to enact political changes is not especially so out there, even if I probably condone a lot of the repressive policing of it.

Besides it seems a very hyperbolic depiction of that particular protest. Not a lot of really rough stuff going on if media reports are accurate : no major injuries, mild property damage. Doesn't sound any worse than NCAA riots

[Yulwei]

That thread is like discovering a new mental illness. I always thought Uncharted was a light hearted, action movie series without significant depth but it has charm I guess, and its not like the makers treat it like it has depth.

That thread treats Uncharted 4 like its a new season of The Sopranos or Breaking Bad, something so earth shattering and unexpected that the only way to grasp the greatness is to not know anything about it, besides that its the best videogame of all time, and that Giantbomb or some rebel reviewer will be looking to sink the Uncharted meta score of 95 to a 93.

Uncharted fans are worse than Metal Gear fans when it comes to taking the story and lore that seriously.

Those tards take that "naughtygods" shit seriously.

[SmokyDave]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202271855&postcount=690

Honest question, is this guy being a lunatic or am I not right to judge that because I'm speaking from a place of privilege?  I feel like identifying as a radical is probably a bad idea in general.

Man. That dude thinks GAF is full of overt racists, and wonders if there is an OT for leftists?!

I'll place a wager on 'definitely a lunatic'.

[Dennis]

I can't believe Huelen fucking delivered but here we are. This waifu2x is legit better than any other upscaler I have used including some expensive-ass plug-ins.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1213365

http://waifu2x.udp.jp

[fizzel]

Shit reminds me of when my friend got drunk as fuck and some rapey dude was trying to take her home. Luckily she was able to call me and I picked her up well past midnight. Brought her to my place and had a female friend come over shortly thereafter as an alibi just in case. Gotta think two steps ahead as a black man