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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17640 on: May 15, 2016, 02:21:38 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1219518

bookmarked for next time there's a SNAP system error

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17641 on: May 15, 2016, 02:27:23 PM »
People have been speculating pretty hard on that "hybrid" console because it makes so much sense (at least superficially ?) as a value booster but so far it's not clear just how seamless the interpenetration will be. I haven't followed it very closely but I'm under the impression the concerns before release over the WiiU tablet being broken, lost and not easily replaced (since not sold as a single item) didn't really materialize. Never been a Nintendo guy but I would give them props to pull that concept off (even if it turns out to be dedicated gaming devices last hurrah).
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17642 on: May 15, 2016, 02:41:54 PM »
I don't think Nintendo has the fortitude or foresight to make a true hybrid (guts in the handheld, doc + controller for TV/console experience.) I think they'll launch two distinct systems but they'll be like the Vita and PlayStation TV, with the TV version having a little more power than the handheld. They'll share a library but knowing Nintendo they'll still put out exclusives for one or the other for some shitty reason.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17643 on: May 15, 2016, 04:32:56 PM »
They should just release games for the iPhone.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17644 on: May 15, 2016, 05:57:34 PM »
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17645 on: May 15, 2016, 06:03:23 PM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17646 on: May 15, 2016, 06:04:28 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=203699097

"Subtlety"

 :ohyou :snob

He compared MGSV to The Wire.  :ohhh

:PP

The narratives are just about the same level of quality.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17647 on: May 15, 2016, 06:18:21 PM »
You use your slave name? :shaq2

It's less shameful than "Ruzbeh"

I don't really mind this post.

I do mind all the likes it's getting.

Being the butt of a million jokes is getting a little tiresome. Probably gonna stop posting here.



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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17648 on: May 15, 2016, 06:33:07 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=203728980#post203728980

70 people banned by the mods because they were angry over people being mean to Uncharted 4 :doge

How many of them unironically signed this?

https://www.change.org/p/washington-post-remove-the-washington-post-review-from-uncharted-4-s-metascore


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17649 on: May 15, 2016, 06:50:46 PM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17650 on: May 15, 2016, 06:51:40 PM »
You use your slave name? :shaq2

It's less shameful than "Ruzbeh"

I don't really mind this post.

I do mind all the likes it's getting.

Being the butt of a million jokes is getting a little tiresome. Probably gonna stop posting here.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17651 on: May 15, 2016, 08:03:01 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=203728980#post203728980

70 people banned by the mods because they were angry over people being mean to Uncharted 4 :doge

Stop instigating this nonsense, there were no meltdowns !
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17652 on: May 15, 2016, 10:01:24 PM »
70 skulls for the Bloodfather and his skull throne. :bow2

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17653 on: May 15, 2016, 10:32:36 PM »
They should just release games for the iPhone.

Maybe they will.  Maybe part of "NX" is bringing a scaled down virtual console to iOS and Android and selling games within it.  Then they can still claim they haven't gone third party.

Considering the way they pulled back from E3 I'm not even sure if Nintendo fully knows what NX is.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17654 on: May 15, 2016, 10:34:26 PM »
No eXpectations
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17655 on: May 15, 2016, 10:35:28 PM »
No eXperience making consoles people want to buy

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17656 on: May 15, 2016, 10:39:49 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1218924

Everybody surprised/disappointed in this thread must have been like 8 or something when the Wii U rumor mill was going. Basically zygotes during the Wii rumor era.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17657 on: May 15, 2016, 10:45:26 PM »
NX is just gonna be rebadged Shields.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17658 on: May 15, 2016, 10:49:02 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=203728980#post203728980

70 people banned by the mods because they were angry over people being mean to Uncharted 4 :doge


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Just FYI we're coming up on 70 people banned so far for complaining people are mean to uncharted 4. This runs the gamut from garden variety threadshitting to asking people to try to get a reviewer who wrote a negative review punished or twitter-bombing them. So just in case you were going about your day thinking "wow i'm a well adjusted human being", maybe just note that you're part of a community where 70 supposedly adult people turned into crying tantrum babies because a video game they like only got a 93 instead of a 94 and some people like it enough to want to engage with it critically instead of gif spam. Absolutely embarrassing.

GAF approves and encourages threadshitting and gif spamming because it's funny though.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17659 on: May 15, 2016, 10:50:13 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1218924

Everybody surprised/disappointed in this thread must have been like 8 or something when the Wii U rumor mill was going. Basically zygotes during the Wii rumor era.

Stage 2 is denial.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17660 on: May 15, 2016, 10:52:02 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=203728980#post203728980

70 people banned by the mods because they were angry over people being mean to Uncharted 4 :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17661 on: May 15, 2016, 10:54:45 PM »
[PRESS X TO JUMP IN MASS GRAVE.]

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Can't believe that game got a sequel. :neogaf
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17662 on: May 15, 2016, 11:12:29 PM »
[PRESS X TO JUMP IN MASS GRAVE.]

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Can't believe that game got a sequel. :neogaf
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I can't believe I played the first one. :lol
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17664 on: May 16, 2016, 05:33:06 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203726220&postcount=523

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So much snobbery in this thread, it's almost palpable; "I don't mind something, so others should be that way too!".
Why is there an E3 spoiler free thread? Because E3 is Christmas for a shit load of Gaffers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203192770&postcount=330

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I avoid it as much as possible by not going into discussion threads about them as much as I can. I know some assholes that don't care for spoilers or jackasses that likes to ruin things in disguise of "I just want to discuss it" due to the safety of being behind the monitor. Do that in my face after I tell you to not spoil it for me? I will fucking slap you across the face so fast you'll be seeing the fifth dimension thru your ears.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17665 on: May 16, 2016, 05:47:53 AM »
"I will fucking slap you across the face so fast you'll be seeing the fifth dimension thru your ears."

Sure you would, tough guy. :ohyou

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17667 on: May 16, 2016, 08:12:12 AM »
"I will fucking slap you across the face so fast you'll be seeing the fifth dimension thru your ears."

Sure you would, tough guy. :ohyou

100% chance that guy has backed down to a 5th grader much less is slapping anyone.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17668 on: May 16, 2016, 08:30:02 AM »
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« Reply #17669 on: May 16, 2016, 09:14:17 AM »
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17670 on: May 16, 2016, 09:19:04 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203797362&postcount=11

Why do i get the feeling this bloke is comfortably middle class and probably in uni?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17671 on: May 16, 2016, 09:23:58 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203797362&postcount=11

Why do i get the feeling this bloke is comfortably middle class and probably in uni?

Might even be upper middle class or greater.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17673 on: May 16, 2016, 11:31:07 AM »
:goty
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17674 on: May 16, 2016, 12:01:07 PM »


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17676 on: May 16, 2016, 12:17:48 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1219713

The return of the third pillar!  :hyper

The only question is: will we say wow?
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17677 on: May 16, 2016, 12:18:56 PM »
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We will say wow that is shite.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17678 on: May 16, 2016, 12:27:49 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1219957

Mods locking anything that might make gamers look even more embarrassing over that silly Uncharted 4 petition  :doge

Don't they know Steve Youngblood thirsts for the viscera of the fallen?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17679 on: May 16, 2016, 12:41:27 PM »
I'd like to get a job at a paper for one day and give U4 a 2/10 just for the fuckery.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17680 on: May 16, 2016, 12:49:31 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1219713

The return of the third pillar!  :hyper

I actually fell for that with the DS.  I think at the time, Nintendo was not sure it was going to do well so they were hedging their bets and come out with a GBA2 if the DS didn't make it.  Not a good sign for NX (which stands for Nintendo suX lol)
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17681 on: May 16, 2016, 12:49:46 PM »
"A review is not about what you think a game is"

 :derp

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17682 on: May 16, 2016, 01:15:59 PM »
"A review is not about what you think a game is"

 :derp
The objective review shitters are a blight, but an entertaining blight.

Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17683 on: May 16, 2016, 01:21:59 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203815441&postcount=28

gee, what could be wrong with an invasive surgical procedure to do what prevention can do so much better

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17684 on: May 16, 2016, 01:23:43 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203815441&postcount=28

gee, what could be wrong with an invasive surgical procedure to do what prevention can do so much better

Because some people think that to be progressive you have to be pro abortion, not just pro choice.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17685 on: May 16, 2016, 01:28:59 PM »
They don't think that abortion has repercussions on a woman's emotional or physical health.  That's because they don't know any other than the one who gave birth to them.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17687 on: May 16, 2016, 02:30:32 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1219713

The return of the third pillar!  :hyper
WiiU is more of a stump than a pillar. :teehee
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17688 on: May 16, 2016, 03:15:16 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203811114&postcount=2

 Proving there is no form of higher intelligence since September 2008.

"This is fake, even as a parody."

:rofl :rofl

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17689 on: May 16, 2016, 03:26:32 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1219713

The return of the third pillar!  :hyper

Speaking of distinguished mentally-challenged marketing speak, my favorite was when Nintendo used the term "Quality Of Life" in one of their PR pieces to name something that they never actually described beyond some vague words about fitness and then ninthings started shoving "QoL" in all their Nintendo fanfic posts for months/years afterwards despite no one knowing what it actually was.

Iirc they just ended up canceling it

They are literally drones lmao

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17690 on: May 16, 2016, 03:42:08 PM »
I remember that as well. Nintendo was going to get a foothold in the fitness industry and take the entire industry by storm according to Nintendo boys and gals.

OH!

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« Reply #17691 on: May 16, 2016, 03:45:09 PM »
QoL became Amiibos and it improved the quality of life of non-Amiibo fanatacists by keeping them shut up indoors away from kids.

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« Reply #17692 on: May 16, 2016, 03:52:41 PM »
thanks for reminding me of that  :lol

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17693 on: May 16, 2016, 04:04:21 PM »
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« Reply #17694 on: May 16, 2016, 04:08:34 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203831136&postcount=71

Jehova witness stans :cac

he was just providing a transfusion of truth into that conversation

haha just joking they don't do that blasphemous shit

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17695 on: May 16, 2016, 04:12:46 PM »
He's a SJW.

A Social Jehova Warrior.  :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17696 on: May 16, 2016, 04:30:03 PM »
"Another day, another thread dedicated to bashing JW's"

Yeah, sure.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17697 on: May 16, 2016, 04:48:23 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1219713

The return of the third pillar!  :hyper

Speaking of distinguished mentally-challenged marketing speak, my favorite was when Nintendo used the term "Quality Of Life" in one of their PR pieces to name something that they never actually described beyond some vague words about fitness and then ninthings started shoving "QoL" in all their Nintendo fanfic posts for months/years afterwards despite no one knowing what it actually was.

Iirc they just ended up canceling it

They are literally drones lmao

I thought the QOL thing was supposed to be some weird bedside device that analyzes your sleep patterns or something? That eventually got canceled iirc...
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17698 on: May 16, 2016, 04:49:09 PM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #17699 on: May 16, 2016, 04:52:49 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203831136&postcount=71

Jehova witness stans :cac

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