The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[benjipwns]

Yeah, he seriously expects me to believe 20 minutes is enough time to analyze a Mario trailer for secrets and hidden details?

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225216

[benjipwns]

Tom Chick still hasn't posted an Uncharted 4 review, but he did re-post his reviews for the first three games.
Uncharted: 5 stars
Uncharted 2: 3 stars
Uncharted 3: 2 stars

[Dennis]

Tom Chick still hasn't posted an Uncharted 4 review, but he did re-post his reviews for the first three games.
Uncharted: 5 stars
Uncharted 2: 3 stars
Uncharted 3: 2 stars

Uncharted over Uncharted 2?

Who is this hack?

[El Babua]

Tom Chick

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204999108&postcount=518

just like how cops should shoot the guns out of perps hands 

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204999108&postcount=518

just like how cops should shoot the guns out of perps hands 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204980950&postcount=436

Fuck the kid, fuck the parents, fuck the zoo and also fuck the people who dare to be scared when they see a child in danger.

[TVC15]

TIL I interact with Michael Savage fans

[meeb]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204999108&postcount=518

just like how cops should shoot the guns out of perps hands 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204980950&postcount=436

Fuck the kid, fuck the parents, fuck the zoo and also fuck the people who dare to be scared when they see a child in danger.

As a fat white 20 year old neckbeard who's only social interaction is through nee-oh-gaf-dot-com, I'd have fucken jumped in there and wrassled that gorilla to the ground, buying time for the child to escape.

[Mupepe]

TIL I interact with Michael Savage fans

The word fan is a bit much.

[TVC15]

You own and read all his books! What would you call yourself?

[doctavius bonbon]

Ironic? 

[toku]

I haven't played 4 but I feel safe calling 2 the best in the series, even with its struggle last act/quarter.

[TVC15]

4 > 2 > 3 > 1 here. Though I only finished 4 and 2.

[Mr. Nobody]

4 > 2 > 3 > 1 here. Though I only finished 4 and 2.

Same here

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=205006011

I can proudly say the only virus I've ever gotten from visiting TheBore.com are STDs; at least THOSE won't fuck up my browsing experience(tm)

[thisismyusername]

A week ago I completed hiring an expert ad operations team for NeoGAF to work to my exact specifications and standards and take every measure to implement proactive solutions against malicious ads and keep everything clean to the most stringent degree currently possible in internet ad serving.

  :wank

Please bear with me. I've quite literally been working day and night for several weeks straight with little to no sleep prepping all of these new solutions for going live,

:wank :wank

Yeah, I totally buy that.

[Atramental]

If he's going without sleep it's because he's hemorrhaging ad money at an alarming rate. 

[Jansen]

uncharted 2 is the only legitimately great game in the series

[TVC15]

uncharted 2 is the only legitimately great game in the series

It really got bad once you got to Shambhala for me.

[seagrams hotsauce]

dude actually got got in that thread for evidently swinging from El's nuts too hard

Seriously. Tyler's surely doing all he can to get all these problems solved. If you can't bear with it then just leave. Using adblock and not wanting to support this site is a dick move. And if you don't want to support it, don't bother being here. Seriously.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010311&postcount=110
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010689&postcount=115
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205011556&postcount=123

[zomgee]

Please bear with me. I've quite literally been working day and night for several weeks straight with little to no sleep prepping all of these new solutions for going live,

:wank :wank

Yeah, I totally buy that.

1000 nights

[Jansen]

dude actually got got in that thread for evidently swinging from El's nuts too hard

Seriously. Tyler's surely doing all he can to get all these problems solved. If you can't bear with it then just leave. Using adblock and not wanting to support this site is a dick move. And if you don't want to support it, don't bother being here. Seriously.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010311&postcount=110
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010689&postcount=115
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205011556&postcount=123

Nah he got bant for this lol

[Mupepe]

You own and read all his books! What would you call yourself?

It's like reading a train wreck! 

[nudemacusers]

You own and read all his books! What would you call yourself?

It's like reading a train wreck! 

If you just want to read a train wreck let me save you some paper 

[Atramental]

dude actually got got in that thread for evidently swinging from El's nuts too hard

Seriously. Tyler's surely doing all he can to get all these problems solved. If you can't bear with it then just leave. Using adblock and not wanting to support this site is a dick move. And if you don't want to support it, don't bother being here. Seriously.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010311&postcount=110
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010689&postcount=115
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205011556&postcount=123

Nah he got bant for this lol

(Image removed from quote.)

Most likely a NeoFÄG troll account.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225450

This is Gaf...

[benjipwns]

dude actually got got in that thread for evidently swinging from El's nuts too hard

Seriously. Tyler's surely doing all he can to get all these problems solved. If you can't bear with it then just leave. Using adblock and not wanting to support this site is a dick move. And if you don't want to support it, don't bother being here. Seriously.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010311&postcount=110
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010689&postcount=115
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205011556&postcount=123

NeoGAF Message
Invalid Post specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator

So much for heroes in the NeoGAF Cinematic Universe...

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225450

This is Gaf...

Yeah, disrespect is not ok.

Wonder why they call you bitch?

[seagrams hotsauce]

dude actually got got in that thread for evidently swinging from El's nuts too hard

Seriously. Tyler's surely doing all he can to get all these problems solved. If you can't bear with it then just leave. Using adblock and not wanting to support this site is a dick move. And if you don't want to support it, don't bother being here. Seriously.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010311&postcount=110
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010689&postcount=115
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205011556&postcount=123

Nah he got bant for this lol

(Image removed from quote.)

lmao they nuked his account

i kind of feel silly for not reading him as a troll, but i don't browse gaf enough to be able to tell the difference tbh, so actually i feel kind not that silly

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225450

This is Gaf...

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225450

This is Gaf...

That thread is a mess.

[Jansen]

dude actually got got in that thread for evidently swinging from El's nuts too hard

Seriously. Tyler's surely doing all he can to get all these problems solved. If you can't bear with it then just leave. Using adblock and not wanting to support this site is a dick move. And if you don't want to support it, don't bother being here. Seriously.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010311&postcount=110
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205010689&postcount=115
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205011556&postcount=123

Nah he got bant for this lol

(Image removed from quote.)

Most likely a NeoFÄG troll account.

i mean it's possible but that account was from 2006

[Narag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225450

This is Gaf...

A month ago he was lamenting about the love of his life getting married and how he'd never love again.

[Atramental]

OP missed a prime opportunity to give her a good ol', dirty hate fuckin.

[VomKriege]

A week ago I completed hiring an expert ad operations team for NeoGAF to work to my exact specifications and standards and take every measure to implement proactive solutions against malicious ads and keep everything clean to the most stringent degree currently possible in internet ad serving.

  :wank

Please bear with me. I've quite literally been working day and night for several weeks straight with little to no sleep prepping all of these new solutions for going live,

:wank :wank

Yeah, I totally buy that.

Unfortunately these temporary Adsense tags that were just put in as a stopgap while the proper solutions were being worked on decided to shit themselves and spew malware everywhere, apparently, as per this thread, the same goddamn day they were going to be replaced outright.

 
Mobile Gaf on a non-filtering browser, for as long as I can comment (1 or 2 years ?), always had redirections and "mobile pop ups" including false warnings. I'm maybe missing some technicalities and qualifiers in Evilore's message but I find it a bit disingenuous to heavily lean on the "transitional, temporary hiccup, move along".

Can't fault him if he's more proactive with the ad thing tho.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

JM Romeo is not a troll.  He was infamous for spamming pictures of his girlfriend who had yellow teeth a few years ago.  I think he is from Spain iirc.

[Atramental]

http://m.imgur.com/x4oLyeX

Posted in the neofeg thread titled "I've got in" by the poster EviWhore.

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[close]

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225191

Some people are getting so weirdly upset in this Myers-Briggs thread.

People are just taking the quiz for fun and crap for the most part like any thread where these get posted. OP probably got assigned to do it from some dumb college course.

Best ones are the people who are all "Myers-Briggs is bullshit! Take this one based on the same exact concepts instead."

My absurd results which disprove the entire thing as not scientific in any way: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204990973&postcount=206

[benjipwns]

if we catch you endorsing or making light of this we will act upon it

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

They will act swiftly and ban you, unless you are a pedophile in which case they will move swiftly to protect you.

That place is so fucked priority-wise that it's little wonder they are the joke of internet forums.  Remember when GameFAQs and Reddit were considered to be worse?  Good times.

[Rahxephon91]

That "bitch" thread is full of babies. Do any of them have real life friends who dig into each other constantly?

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205045385&postcount=501

  They're taking that shit way too seriously.

Has he got a new girlfriend or something that's into femme shit? He's been totally de-nutted as poster.

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1225191

Some people are getting so weirdly upset in this Myers-Briggs thread.

People are just taking the quiz for fun and crap for the most part like any thread where these get posted. OP probably got assigned to do it from some dumb college course.

Best ones are the people who are all "Myers-Briggs is bullshit! Take this one based on the same exact concepts instead."

My absurd results which disprove the entire thing as not scientific in any way: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=204990973&postcount=206

INTP-T
Not exactly living up to the alleged potential here, but eh, I guess it can fit.

I love that they offer a list of celebrity examples. What a crock of shit. The fictional examples for me includes Neo. He doesn't have a personality as far as I remember.

[Rufus]

<-

[benjipwns]

Fictional ISTPs

Arya Stark from Game of Thrones
Michael Westen from Burn Notice
Jack Bauer from 24
Indiana Jones from Indiana Jones series
John McClane from Die Hard series
Angus MacGyver from MacGyver
Lisbeth Salander from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205064123&postcount=673

Oh get a godamned life 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1225450

This future cuck is trying to fight his training. He will fail.

[Mupepe]

I have a feeling that dude's GF wasn't calling him a bitch playfully. She was probably legit talking shit and making sure her friends know she's not actually hung up on said bitch. Funny tho.

[Sausage]

Yeah OP does indeed sound like a bitch

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yeah OP does indeed sound like a bitch

When a girl has to tell to fuck her ain't you ain't feeling it, and it's still fresh? He's closeted.

[Kara]

Fictional ISTPs

Arya Stark from Game of Thrones
Michael Westen from Burn Notice
Jack Bauer from 24
Indiana Jones from Indiana Jones series
John McClane from Die Hard series
Angus MacGyver from MacGyver
Lisbeth Salander from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

 

Most of the fictional INTJs are super villains.

[Kara]

Fictional INTJs

Walter White (“Heisenberg”) from Breaking Bad
Petyr Baelish (“Littlefinger”) from Game of Thrones
Tywin Lannister from Game of Thrones
Gandalf the Grey from The Lord of the Rings
The Architect from The Matrix
Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games
Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager

 

[octopushover]

enfp 

[Broseidon]

Littlefinger tho

[Great Rumbler]

INFJ for life

[octopushover]

Fictional INTJs

Walter White (“Heisenberg”) from Breaking Bad
Petyr Baelish (“Littlefinger”) from Game of Thrones
Tywin Lannister from Game of Thrones
Gandalf the Grey from The Lord of the Rings
The Architect from The Matrix
Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games
Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager

 

Where does Ayn Rand come in?

willing to bet istj

[Sausage]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205066353&postcount=71

I love when I meet friends for lunch and I come wearing a T-Shirt, pair of jeans, and some Jordans. I always ALWAYS fuck with them by saying "Man, aren't you guys hot in those suits!?"

I think he just likes the part where his friends pay for his lunch because they can afford to.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I think all of this has come about due to the Nintendo NX. Certainly, it makes sense for Nintendo, as they have had lackluster performance with the Wii U. Ending their console generation early makes sense. And its likely, the NX will approximate the power of both PS4 and XboxOne and level the field.

Sony and Microsoft would likely be happy with just a split of the pie, but the NX imminent launch has driven them to leak details of future consoles which do not exist yet. There are also no clear launch dates for these endeavors, so why is this information important? Why do Sony and MS need to do this now?

Cleary Sony and MS got scared of the imminent NX launch and scrambled to make Neo and Scorpio 

[octopushover]

read the OP and then read huelen's post

how can someone be so fucking dumb

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205095385&postcount=32