The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[agrajag]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1240257

So predictable. The second you read the thread title you know it's gonna be nothing but gifs of the Homer car.

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1240210

 

Thaaaat'll fix it.

[agrajag]

Stump is a piece of shit.

Good.. good, let the hatred flow through you

[Rufus]

He's Sith already, he doesn't need more hate flowing through.

[nudemacusers]

Stump is great 🙌🏻👏🏻👍🏻

[Kara]

Free Wollan. Free Snah.

[FStop7]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1240257

So predictable. The second you read the thread title you know it's gonna be nothing but gifs of the Homer car.

I was expecting more "CARS ARE PROBLEMATIC AND TOXIC BECAUSE THEY POLLUTE THE AIR AND MURDER GAIA I CANT WAIT FOR CARS TO BE BANNED OR AUTOMATED ONLY SO I CAN PLAY THE LATEST VITA RELEASES AND EAT MY CHICKEN TENDIES IN PEACE"

[zomgee]

Free Wollan. Free Snah.

Free Hitler Stole My Potato
Free Otrebor Nightmarecoat

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1240257

So predictable. The second you read the thread title you know it's gonna be nothing but gifs of the Homer car.

This would make for a good emoji here.  It's pretty much what Nintards expect for the NX.  It could be used for any instance of fanboys having insane expectations for a game that will never come close to delivering.  See also: Last Guardian, FFXV, etc.

[Kara]

8 GameCubes duct taped together... vroom!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

You all are being so disappointing today. I love y'all. Step up your hating.

[Great Rumbler]

To help shape and direct the existing narrative of System Shock, we've enlisted the help of Chris Avellone,

lol stopped reading here

That's just there for them to get more money from people who don't really pay attention and just scroll through the page. You can safely ignore it.

[Trent Dole]

Duude, we need :homer

[Tasty]

Stump is the best.

[Phoenix Dark]

Not understanding Simpsons references

[parallax]

Free Wollan. Free Snah.

Free Hitler Stole My Potato
Free Otrebor Nightmarecoat

fuck no. let that dude wallow in shit somewhere else

[bluemax]

If I still had an GAF account, I would start a bunch of threads about random past Nintendo employees. Where's my Howard Lincoln retrospective? 

Howard Lincoln still owns the Mariners in the GAF OOTP League!

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This is accurate though. Unity.

As someone who works in Unity daily I agree.

[archie4208]

Not understanding Simpsons references

Where's the dislike button?

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=208653726&postcount=40

gross

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1240413

 This is either someone in desperate need of attention or somebody that's just really dim.

Dim how? Where I grew up you don't call the cops for that shit.

[zomgee]

Free Wollan. Free Snah.

Free Hitler Stole My Potato
Free Otrebor Nightmarecoat

fuck no. let that dude wallow in shit somewhere else

parallax pls

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1240413

 This is either someone in desperate need of attention or somebody that's just really dim.

Dim how? Where I grew up you don't call the cops for that shit.

Even when I've been out to the country in Puerto Rico, where people will literally just shoot out with no wildlife across bends, the OP framed the situation by calling it a "drive-by" and later said it happened right where he lived as opposed to out a bit near a river.

 So either he just made a thread on what's a normal occurrence, or he's dim if he thinks any possible danger could've happened and just waited to see if any cops showed up.

Ah, I see what you're saying.

The hood rule I came from was pretty much let bangers bang each other unless somebody innocent gets hurt. They either call the cops or let them get their revenge.

Sounds stupid, I know, that's why I moved out. But that was how life worked.

[kick51]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1240401

Thought this is what Jack Tretton was

Sony totally just ripping off Perrin Kaplan and nintendo's other emotional bond forming robots.

[agrajag]

Can't wait to have my own sex emotional robot! 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1240413

 This is either someone in desperate need of attention or somebody that's just really dim.

This is how I imagine living in America would be.

Well, you can't forget that you are also never at home because you work 80 hour weeks to pay the bills, so you're entitled if you complain about the daily to weekly shootings, and maybe you should've gone into the correct major instead of your silly dalliances like STEM and also gotten a PhD or else you wouldn't need to work so hard, you know in my day we bought houses in a summer working at the burger house down the road in our mustangs we bought mowing lawns for a week and then paid for college with the leftovers and transitioned into full time jobs at more money than you make, because we weren't lazy!

That's America. More specifically, that's America in an area where snowbirds stay 5 months out of the year, keeping houses off the market and paying 10% of their normal property taxes, while also not significantly contributing to the local economy.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=208672536&postcount=45
 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=208672536&postcount=45
 

He can't be serious, right?

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=208672536&postcount=45
 

Speaking of Otrebor Nightmarecoat

[Phoenix Dark]

We started feeling each other up but suddenly we heard someone coming. It wasnt her it was my aunt.

never forget

[Joe Molotov]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=208672536&postcount=45
 

He can't be serious, right?

It's GAF, could go either way.

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=208682203#post208682203

It's time to be offended again

[Jansen]

How can I tell room mate to move out?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=208685607&postcount=61

[mormapope]

Many gaffers think jokes or humor can't be at anyone's expense unless the person being made fun of is a white male conservative, ie the subject has to be the dumbest and safest example possible.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Many gaffers think jokes or humor can't be at anyone's expense unless the person being made fun of is a white male conservative, ie the subject has to be the dumbest and safest example possible.

Man if gaf heard what I was just saying to my cousin on the phone they tried to get me charges for black on black crime

[zomgee]

Many gaffers think jokes or humor can't be at anyone's expense unless the person being made fun of is a white male conservative, ie the subject has to be the dumbest and safest example possible.

Man if gaf heard what I was just saying to my cousin on the phone they tried to get me charges for black on black crime

You need a reality tv show.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Many gaffers think jokes or humor can't be at anyone's expense unless the person being made fun of is a white male conservative, ie the subject has to be the dumbest and safest example possible.

Man if gaf heard what I was just saying to my cousin on the phone they tried to get me charges for black on black crime

You need a reality tv show.

I did call him a small dicked half white delicate michael Jackson type nicca.   

[meeb]

Many gaffers think jokes or humor can't be at anyone's expense unless the person being made fun of is a white male conservative, ie the subject has to be the dumbest and safest example possible.

something something punching up.

[stufte]

Many gaffers think jokes or humor can't be at anyone's expense unless the person being made fun of is a white male conservative, ie the subject has to be the dumbest and safest example possible.

something something punching up.

If a poor black guy does self-deprecating comedy, is that punching up or down?

[agrajag]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=208695898

[qq more]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=208695898

What in the actual fuck kind of diet is that

[stufte]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=208695898

What in the actual fuck kind of diet is that

The kind where you starve your body of nutrition and think it's healthy.

[Great Rumbler]

Yeah, but he takes vitamins, though, so it's okay.

[meeb]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=208695898

What in the actual fuck kind of diet is that

The kind where you starve your body of nutrition and think it's healthy.

Don't be a toxic cishet shitlord.

[VomKriege]

Gotta pay for those iPads and Amiboos ?

[SmokyDave]

ignore me.

More than normal, that is.

[agrajag]

Yeah, but he takes vitamins, though, so it's okay.

By God, he's thought of everything.

[kick51]

It has to be an elaborate, professional joke character

[agrajag]

8 twinkies a day keeps your saneness away 

[Rufus]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=208695898

Doesn't he, allegedly, have ruined teeth? This might explain things...

[Atramental]

8 twinkies a day keeps your saneness away 

I think the 8 twinkies a day diet is more of a symptom rather than a cause.

[agrajag]

8 twinkies a day keeps your saneness away 

I think the 8 twinkies a day diet is more of a symptom rather than a cause.

bro, you don't think it works? Go check his post history

[FStop7]

Yeah, but he takes vitamins, though, so it's okay.

Flintstones or Gummy?

[agrajag]

Yeah, but he takes vitamins, though, so it's okay.

Flintstones or Gummy?

both

[Let's Cyber]

Doesn't he, allegedly, have ruined teeth? This might explain things...

and he blamed his teeth problems on bad genetics   

[TVC15]

8 twinkies a day keeps your saneness away 

I think the 8 twinkies a day diet is more of a symptom rather than a cause.

"His change in diet from healthy food to Twinkies and other sugary food was said to be a symptom of depression. Contrary to common belief, White's attorneys did not argue that the Twinkies were the cause of White's actions, but that their consumption was symptomatic of his underlying depression."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense

[agrajag]

I'm just saying, if all this weirdo eats is twinkies and gummy vitamins, his brain must not be getting enough nutrients. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=208695898

What in the actual fuck kind of diet is that

The kind where you starve your body of nutrition and think it's healthy.

It explains so much though*

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* - I know he is going full Gahiggidy and is just taking us for a ride here

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[Phoenix Dark]

Flintstones Vitamins were the best

Dude I was at my parents house a few weeks ago and they have these gummy bear vitamins which are amazing. Waaay better than Flintstones Vitamins

[toku]

overwatch tearing us apart?

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=208590531&postcount=193

All you have to do is look at the watchmen. Dr Manhattan has sex with Laurie while working with Veidt. Clark by contrast says fuck the world's problems and hops in the tub, clothes and all, to show he's completely there for her. The tub overflowing represents the cost of him doing this, that he can't just fly around the real world saving her wherever whenever.

And no, the artist labels it, and you search for it. It's like chefs calling certain meals deconstructions of old dishes. They set out to do it, it's up to the critic to agree they met that. And as art tends to be, it's divisive.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=208730709&postcount=1111

It's in the film, it's not reaching. Lex and Bruce are corporate entities. Look at their office spaces, Bruce has regular cubicles, while lex has a communal familial Google thing. But look at how they treat their people in a crisis, Bruce shows genuine worry, and rushes to save them. Lex uses Mercy as a pawn, sacrificing her to make a message. Then think about the meta human logos, do you really think lex doodled those in between stilted monologues? He's got a whole art department at his whim. But that art department is still creating by the book, since they've been compartmentalized. They probably think it's packaging for some new product. And this of course ties into creating this movie, and the steps wb takes to make a palatable movie for the masses, which ties back into superman trying to please everyone.

One of the earlier posts I made in this thread had me saying that if this movie literally threw poop at the audience, there would be people who reframe that into a philosophical statement about how shitty the audience is for wanting to see heroes fight. It wasn't well received by a few and I admitted I may have been overly rude to the person it was specifically in response to, but I feel the general principle of the statement has been validated.

So not only do you not know how to critically analyze, you shit post at things you don't understand.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=208731246&postcount=1117

That was me. I was comparing the orgy scene in watchmen to the tub scene, where Dr Manhattan works while fucking Laurie, where as Clark decided to only be with lois. The overflow represents the consequence of him being there for just her, like the Africa scandal, which is why they question them being together and him "being" superman. If he always has an ear for her, what else is he gonna miss? Which is the heart of that, "I want wasn't looking" line.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=208732137&postcount=1127

I think the overflow mainly represents how introducing mass into a full tub displaces water, but ok.

It's a movie, all of that was planned and happened for a reason. It's written in the script. Tying it to coincidence is not what critical analysis is about.

I'm showing connections in my posts logically, you know, like how you're supposed to critically analyze art. If you see a break in the logic, I'm more than open and welcome to discuss it. Film analysis is firmly my bag, and my main forum of discussion is deep into the philosophical aspects of these films, using zizek quotes among other things. If you "know" more than me, I'm all ears as I'm my self a philosopher and love to learn. But currently your confirmation bias has been clearly leading your thoughts. You're coming at me from an anti intellectual bent of "trying hard," and frankly you look sad.

If you see a break in the logic, I'm more than open and welcome to discuss it. Film analysis is firmly my bag, and my main forum of discussion is deep into the philosophical aspects of these films, using zizek quotes among other things. If you "know" more than me, I'm all ears as I'm my self a philosopher and love to learn.

Film analysis is firmly my bag, and my main forum of discussion is deep into the philosophical aspects of these films, using zizek quotes among other things.

using zizek quotes among other things

using zizek quotes

zizek quotes