The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[thisismyusername]

Then you find out his uncut and hung like a horse:

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that looks like a normal penis to me. 

I don't know how many penii you've seen (I'm an expert) but that's obviously above average.

[nudemacusers]

Only mine, and thank you 

[toku]

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[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1258182

Evilore? Didn't we tell you to stop doing that, man!?

[Let's Cyber]

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[thisismyusername]

Andy:

 

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[headwalk]

wonder if the bloke you play as in no man's sky is a virgin?

18 billion planets and not a single decent lay.

fucking hell that's grim.

[Tasty]

Andy:

 

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Jigglypuff

Bulbasaur

[thisismyusername]

The Machoke one is pretty accurate.

[bluemax]

This No Mans sky stream in twitch...

This ain't worth 60 bucks man


But this is a game for gaffers, no one else but you flying in space...



EDit

Not fooling anyone with this creep gymnastic thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1251747

Luckily Star Citizen will let us do everything No Man's Sky does, with millions of other people! 

[bluemax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1258112

G A M E F A Q S B O I S

Have you seen the insane number of Mafia threads on GAF? NeoGamefaqs indeed.

[mormapope]

The front page of gaming just being random news for every single little thing sucks ass. Finding interesting conversations is next to impossible unless the OP purposefully wants to rile people up. 

[parallax]

Andy:

 

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wow i actually get the pikachu one

[thisismyusername]

That one I honestly don't get. I also don't get why Jigglypuff is "no Fem no Fatty" since I'd put Jiggly in "femme" but that's just me. I still got the point of it, anyway.

The front page of gaming just being random news for every single little thing sucks ass. Finding interesting conversations is next to impossible unless the OP purposefully wants to rile people up. 

It's generally not this bad, but it's summer so people need things to shitpost, I guess.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212476806&postcount=13

 

[benjipwns]

It'll be better for all of us to wait for more official trailers and information to have in-depth discussions.

All this stuff is still being tuned, so whatever we read or see might not even be part of the final product 

Anyway, glad to see that things are moving along.

This is old and under NDA, no one is allowed to share information about this.

Watch, Steve Youngblood is going to start enforcing contracts between non-GAF parties on GAF.

[benjipwns]

It's like I'm riding my bike in the NeoGAF park, and this Ubisoft policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass according to the NDA!" and I go "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes "Ahh!" and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway.

And I get on my bike and I ride off.

On the grass.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212465940&postcount=433

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212465182&postcount=431

 

[zomgee]

It's like I'm riding my bike in the NeoGAF park, and this Ubisoft policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass according to the NDA!" and I go "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes "Ahh!" and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway.

And I get on my bike and I ride off.

On the grass.

 I've never seen anything.

[WanderingWind]

[Momo]

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Bebpo just hanging out there bottom right

[thisismyusername]

http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/e7FCxjyrwdvpNpMsxuhQuM-470-80.jpg

Hello 4chan.

[WanderingWind]

Surely the vaunted journalists at PC Gamer wouldn't just grab images from 4Chan for their articles. Wasn't there a war fought over that sort of thing?

[Your Stalker]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/ever-catch-2-ppl-havin-sex-together-that-aint-supposed-to.451859/

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies

[Let's Cyber]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies

I expected this to be that weird GribbleGrunger motherfucker spamming all the NMS threads but then I saw he was already banned

 

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212548563&postcount=6470

Ever heard of a NDA?

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[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies

They are streaming spoilers... SPOILERS! Directly into my eyes!

[VomKriege]

I think the issue is with ethics and journalism. I don't think that's right, spoilers were burried to the hardcore of the hardcore that visits neogaf and goes deep on reddit. Now, it's one of the biggest gaming websites in the world that is streaming "spoilers".

I just think they could have a bit more of empathy with Hello Games which is trying hard and actually complaining about people showing too much.

But whatever, most of you here don't actually care, it's my opinion.

  at the quotes around "spoilers". Also empathy ? 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies

Bigger news:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211932264&postcount=3567


Shame EatChildren is dying on the NMS hill. I figured he was generally better than this.

[nachobro]

"NMS is a dull, empty game. It's your fault if you expected it to be good instead." 

That's one way to defend a game, I guess

[VomKriege]

EatChildren post reads a bit sarcastic, tho.

[Great Rumbler]

The book is centered on the only boy in a town of men, who makes a startling discovery that forces him to flee with only his dog in hand. With the townspeople in pursuit, the duo stumbles upon a strange and silent girl. They set off on a white-knuckle journey in which the boy must unlearn everything he knows in order to figure out who he truly is.

Isn't this basically just A Boy and His Dog but [likely] garbage?

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies

[qq more]

guys i think journalists should bend down and be fucked in the ass by publishers what do you think?? i think if they dont its really immoral

[VomKriege]

"They're doing it for the clicks !"

Well, yeah, press not making a living means no press.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212559654&postcount=6563

The patch notes probably have spoilers in them, so they're probably not going to release the notes before 8/9.

[VomKriege]

It's funny because it highlights that early review copies are not so much entitlement by the press, but first and foremost a good way for the publishers to control their narrative. Not sure that computes with all gaffers...

[Joe Molotov]

S P O I L E R B O Y S

[I'm a Puppy!]

Can't wait for the spolier threads for the new tetris game.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies

Bigger news:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211932264&postcount=3567


Shame EatChildren is dying on the NMS hill. I figured he was generally better than this.

He's picking this hill to die on so he isn't on the wrong side of history. Consider the optics.

[mormapope]

What would a roided up Mass Effect be? The entire franchise so far has been a third person shooter set in linear levels with light RPG elements. Would a roided up version be like Elder Scrolls or GTA? Mass Effect had the least amount of scope compared to every other RPG franchise that gen, except when compared to FFXIII.

[Momo]

Mass Effect is just a roided down Star Control II.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212563446&postcount=6582

Hardly grave but it is injust and in some ways inaccurate.

First, the creators obviously want people to be surprised. Kotaku and Polygon are ruining that. I think it is categorically different than the other streamers because of the audience size and established presence of these sites.

Second, people go to these sites for reviews. These sites are streaming an unpatched build and will influence consumers' choice to buy the updated and potentially significantly different product. Unless they put it up front that this is a pre-release build and an overlay on the video saying as much (and I don't know because I don't visit either site) they are effectively spreading misinformation.

[Joe Molotov]

People could not watch the streams? 

[Rahxephon91]

What would a roided up Mass Effect be? The entire franchise so far has been a third person shooter set in linear levels with light RPG elements. Would a roided up version be like Elder Scrolls or GTA? Mass Effect had the least amount of scope compared to every other RPG franchise that gen, except when compared to FFXIII.

I rather play FFXIII.

And fuck No Mans Sky. I'm so tired of hearing about this game.
 
I don't know what happen to people, when did they start losing their shit over the stupidest parts of video games? OH NO A VIDEO GAME SITE IS PLAYING A VIDEO GAME!

[Great Rumbler]

I have been waiting literally my entire life to travel to Mars and explore, but while I wait for my chance this still little robot is posting massive spoilers every single day!

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Also, are there really people on GAF who think the NMS Day 1 patch is going to feature a significant change to the content and gameplay systems?

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[stufte]

I've been watching the various NMS streams for days, and from everything I've seen, it's exactly what I'd hoped it would be. People who thought this was going to be more than an exploratory/light survival game built it up in their heads way too much.

[Rahxephon91]

Well I think my problem with NMS is that at first it seemed to be a small quaint Indie Game. It was announced at a small tv thing and at first did'nt seem to be some big PS4 title. Then Sony started to heavily push it and then all of a sudden its a $60 full retail game. So it seems the messaging has become that it is a big AAA game even if it really isn't.

But I don't know maybe the marketing has never been clear that it is basically a Minecrafitsh game. I remember at work people we're talking like it was some expansive MMO were they could travel the universe in co-op or something, not something more akin to the sign stuff from Dark Souls when it comes to online.

I'm not interested in it because I'm not into aimless find your own fun Minecraft games, but also because it seems like it's already gained this rabid fanbase.

[WanderingWind]

Oh god, I was so very, very wrong about Suicide Squad. Margot, Smith and whoever played Boomerang guy killed it. The movie itself was straight up Elektra-tier. Leto overacted like a motherfucker. Straight garbage from start to finish. I'm so sad.

[stufte]

Yah I saw it last night. Really loved Harley, Deadshot, and Boomerang. But you're absolutely right, the movie was messy as fuck. The enchantress was neat when she was all tribal and dirty, but the acting was fucking hideous once she was enchantress prime or whatever. Wiggling all over the place like an awkward dope. The whole plot was stupid and didn't give me any reason to care why it was even happening. The main villains just hung out the entire time while they sent easily dispatchable drones out for "reasons". When it comes down to it, I'd rather they had just made a Harley Quinn movie, because she stole the show.

[WanderingWind]

Yah I saw it last night. Really loved Harley, Deadshot, and Boomerang. But you're absolutely right, the movie was messy as fuck. The enchantress was neat when she was all tribal and dirty, but the acting was fucking hideous once she was enchantress prime or whatever. Wiggling all over the place like an awkward dope. The whole plot was stupid and didn't give me any reason to care why it was even happening. The main villains just hung out the entire time while they sent easily dispatchable drones out for "reasons". When it comes down to it, I'd rather they had just made a Harley Quinn movie, because she stole the show.

Yeah. Pretty much exactly my thoughts. The trailers for this were roughly 19x better than the final product. Will Smith was actually really good and yeah, I'd pay to watch Margot as Harley all day erryday.

[stufte]

https://gifsound.com/?gfycat=IcyShallowItaliangreyhound&v=bojx9BDpJks

[agrajag]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1258653

Doesn't want to go grab a beer with Hilary,  MRA gator confirmed .

[toku]

MoS and BvS both rocked I can't wait to see SS.

[Steve Contra]

Is there something about No Man's Sky I'm missing that's making people act extra stupid?  I know it's a console exclusive but hot damn it's like Trump held a rally inside and a WWE match at the same time and Chik Fila was catering.

[VomKriege]

Perfect storm of endearing indie game promising to do innovative stuff and a Sony endorsed title I guess.

[FStop7]

Not surprised SS ended up shit for multiple reasons

1. MOS and BvS both sucked
2. Assault on Arkham was basically the test run for a movie and sucked
3. Suicide Squad comics also kind of suck
4. 90% of the hype from WB was about how crazy Leto was off screen to get in character, to make sure you knew he was weird and kooky like Heath Ledger and therefore legit, while no one actually spoke about his on screen performance
5. WB has no faith in their talent and will slice the shit out of a movie the second negatives come up, then over-correct and fuck it up worse

It's a cool idea in broad strokes: the Dirty Dozen with supervillains.  But the execution looked like a late 1990s 2extreme4u video game ad.

[Steve Contra]

How is Viola Davis as Waller?  It's kind of too perfect casting.

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1258707

Can't enjoy Futurama now

[Take My Breh Away]

Perfect storm of endearing indie game promising to do innovative stuff and a Sony endorsed title I guess.

Add in that early streams for the game are showing the game is not matching the unrealistic expectations the fanbase created for it like having multiplayer or building your own bases they teased in trailers. Then we have the current fuckery where Sony's refusing to send out review code till "The Day 1 patch is finished" which a few editors have said will be on Monday while release date and review embargo on Tuesday. So with the current reports it's still a hefty 15-30 hour game at least. No one would finish the review in time for launch. So a few outlets like Polygon, Kotaku and Giant Bomb sourced some independent shops that would break street date for them and got a hold of the game which means they don't have to deal with embargo terms and NDA's (Since they only depend on accepting the review copy from the publisher). Oh and the PC version got moved back to the 12th because the developer wants extra time.

It's The Order 1886 and Street Fighter V again. Except about 20 times worse

Also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1258707

Man is offended on behalf of women over cartoon show running joke poking fun at the man