The Bore's 31 Nights of Horror Part 2 - Horror Harder [now on Cytu.be]

[Great Rumbler]

It's almost October, which means scary movies, which means we're going to watch scary movies even though Plug.DJ is probably going to be dead before October actually starts. BUT there are Plug.DJ alternatives and, if it comes down to it, we can just pair up Youtube with IRC chat, but we are DOING THIS.

Edit: This is probably what we'll use for watching movies [Youtube, Vimeo, and Daily Motion are all supported]:

https://cytu.be/r/The_Bore_Does_Horror

[Kara]

[Tasty]

I've made a list of my own movies I want to check off this year, would be cool to coordinate.

1. The Blair Witch Project (yearly rewatch)
2. Red Eye
3. The Exorcism of Emily Rose
4. The Thing (2011)
5. Resolution
6. Below
7. Cropsey
8. The Strangers
9. Funny Games (1997)
10. The Ward
11. The Host
12. Wake Wood
13. Texas Chainsaw (2013)
14. Creep
15. Mama
16. Cannibal Holocaust
17. Goodnight Mommy
18. You're Next
19. House on Haunted Hill (1999)
20. House of the Long Shadows
21. The Woman in Black: Angel of Death
22. Secret Window
23. Crimson Peak [theater, October 16]
24. Hatchet
25. Hatchet II
26. The Quiet Ones (2014)
27. The Diabolical [theater]
28. Bram Stoker's Dracula
29. V/H/S 4
30. The Final Girls [VOD, October 9]
31. Trick 'r Treat (yearly rewatch)

[Great Rumbler]

https://cytu.be/r/The_Bore_Does_Horror

Edit: Cy.Tube even allows creating custom emoticons.

[Kara]

Cannibal Holocaust is gross. Can't believe I saw that shit in a theater.

[Joe Molotov]

I've made a list of my own movies I want to check off this year, would be cool to coordinate.

We'll do what we can, but our selection is limited to what's on Youtube (unless we're just gonna sync discs or something). My personal plans are to work my way through some of the core slasher series (Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street), Cronenberg Night (got Videodrome + Scanners Criterion BDs), annual The Omen rewatch, Goodnight Mommy, and Crimson Peak.

Some time this week, I'll scour the Youtubes and start putting together a playlist for The Bore. We probably won't start October 1st because Rumbler and I will be at the Rifftrax Live showing of Miami Connection, but Friday we'll do a movie.

[Momo]

oh yeah bros there was like sync tube and some other thing i used with other groups I watch stuff with (yes i cheated on y'all, forgive me) I can dig it up if needed

[Momo]

http://sync-video.com/r/ruSO6moC

I am @Tasteful Komodo Dragon lol
Fuck around with it

[Momo]

I'm in for anything as long as you bros all get naked on cam after

[Mods Help]

I'm in if Momo's avatar is him and I get to see his big floppy South African cock.

[Yeti]

So far I have watched all 4 Scream movies (I had only ever seen the first two and that was back when they came out) And I'm about halfway through the MTV Scream tv series

[jakefromstatefarm]

Is house of the devil on youtube? I don't think we got around to that one last year

Cannibal Holocaust is gross. Can't believe I saw that shit in a theater.

the new eli Roth jawn looks like a skraight ripoff of CH. I'm sure he'll demonstrate his usual deft touch with subject matter when dealing with savage brown people

[Joe Molotov]

Cannibal Holocaust is gross. Can't believe I saw that shit in a theater.

the new eli Roth jawn looks like a skraight ripoff of CH. I'm sure he'll demonstrate his usual deft touch with subject matter when dealing with savage brown people

The movie poster is some dude that's straight up got a bone in a nose. This a Bug Bunny cartoon? 

[Kara]

In case you didn't know he was aping Cannibal Holocaust with that movie, its title is the title of the movie they were making in Cannibal Holocaust  (iirc).

[jakefromstatefarm]

The movie poster is some dude that's straight up got a bone in a nose. This a Bug Bunny cartoon? 

when you listen to what he has to say about "sjws" the project reads like breitbart fantasy

[Tasty]

In case you didn't know he was aping Cannibal Holocaust with that movie, its title is the title of the movie they were making in Cannibal Holocaust  (iirc).

Yes.

The "homage" couldn't be any more blatant or annoying.

[demi]

Funny Games isnt really a horror movie imo.

[Tasty]

Funny Games isnt really a horror movie imo.

Yeah, some of my list kinda skirt the genre. But I've been meaning to watch it for a few years.

[Joe Molotov]

Two movies that I definitely want to rewatch from last year are Brain Damage and Street Trash.

[Kara]

Street Trash

[Joe Molotov]

Aylmer is my husbando.

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[toku]

gonna get drunk and start with hellraiser on the 1st

[Tasty]

Hellraiser is shit.

[Great Rumbler]

Hellraiser is shit.

[Tasty]

My review from last year:

28. Hellraiser

Haven't really been able to pin down my thoughts on this one. I dislike it, that much I know, but it's hard for me to explain why that is.

I suppose principally it's because the most screen time is devoted to the "bad guys." Not the Cenobites (whether they're actually bad guys is up for interpretation, as they only do what they do after asking or are explicitly summoned.) I mean Julia and her skinless ex-lover Frank. Both of these people are repugnant - they kill without remorse, betray the trust of husband/brother Larry (before eventually killing him too), and 80% of the movie is focused on them. The "protagonist" is ostensibly the step-daughter/niece Kirsty, but she's barely a factor until the third act requires her.

The gore effects and makeup on the Cenobites are phenomenal, possibly some of the best I've seen in a horror film. However, it's all flash and no substance. There's no story or real characters here, just an excuse to take the world of BDSM and play with it in a supernatural way.

1 / 5

[Joe Molotov]

My review from last year:

28. Hellraiser

Haven't really been able to pin down my thoughts on this one. I dislike it, that much I know, but it's hard for me to explain why that is.

I suppose principally it's because the most screen time is devoted to the "bad guys." Not the Cenobites (whether they're actually bad guys is up for interpretation, as they only do what they do after asking or are explicitly summoned.) I mean Julia and her skinless ex-lover Frank. Both of these people are repugnant - they kill without remorse, betray the trust of husband/brother Larry (before eventually killing him too), and 80% of the movie is focused on them. The "protagonist" is ostensibly the step-daughter/niece Kirsty, but she's barely a factor until the third act requires her.

The gore effects and makeup on the Cenobites are phenomenal, possibly some of the best I've seen in a horror film. However, it's all flash and no substance. There's no story or real characters here, just an excuse to take the world of BDSM and play with it in a supernatural way.

1 / 5

No one cared last year either.

[toku]

Hellraiser is shit.

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certainly not the greatest, especially from that era but I wouldn't call it shit. Second one is worse but is so visually striking that it still deserves a nod. Everything else after that is shit though yes.

[close]

[Tasty]

My review from last year:

28. Hellraiser

Haven't really been able to pin down my thoughts on this one. I dislike it, that much I know, but it's hard for me to explain why that is.

I suppose principally it's because the most screen time is devoted to the "bad guys." Not the Cenobites (whether they're actually bad guys is up for interpretation, as they only do what they do after asking or are explicitly summoned.) I mean Julia and her skinless ex-lover Frank. Both of these people are repugnant - they kill without remorse, betray the trust of husband/brother Larry (before eventually killing him too), and 80% of the movie is focused on them. The "protagonist" is ostensibly the step-daughter/niece Kirsty, but she's barely a factor until the third act requires her.

The gore effects and makeup on the Cenobites are phenomenal, possibly some of the best I've seen in a horror film. However, it's all flash and no substance. There's no story or real characters here, just an excuse to take the world of BDSM and play with it in a supernatural way.

1 / 5

No one cared last year either.

[nudemacusers]

Hellraiser is shit.

honestly comparing it to the source it is a truly awful adaptation.

[D3RANG3D]

I'm down for any of these.

Xtro
Phantasm
Return of The Living Dead
Night of The Creeps
Halloween
Re-Animator
Night of The Living Dead Tony Todd Edition
Maniac Cop
Prince of Darkness
Nightmare on Elm Street
Nightmare on Elm Street 2 The Bore GOAT
C.H.U.D.
From Beyond

[Joe Molotov]

In related news, I watched Hellraiser III tonight and it was even worse than I remembered. Pinhead is all like "Yeah I know these new Cenobites are bollocks, but I had to make them in a hurry. SHUT UP!" I think this movie is probably worse than Bloodline, although I haven't seen Bloodline in a while either. I'll give it a watch later (not gonna rewatch the DTV sequels tho ).

[nudemacusers]

don't cast aspersions on the CD shooting guy. dude was legit.

[D3RANG3D]

In related news, I watched Hellraiser III tonight and it was even worse than I remembered. Pinhead is all like "Yeah I know these new Cenobites are bollocks, but I had to make them in a hurry. SHUT UP!" I think this movie is probably worse than Bloodline, although I haven't seen Bloodline in a while either. I'll give it a watch later (not gonna rewatch the DTV sequels tho ).

Did you see the newest movie?

[Joe Molotov]

don't cast aspersions on the CD shooting guy. dude was legit.

He was actually the best. The worst was the camera guy, throwing down lame quips that got rejected from the script of Freddy's Dead.

Did you see the newest movie?

Yeah...

[nudemacusers]

is it on netflix?

[D3RANG3D]

is it on netflix?

Yes they have all of them.

[Tasty]

The newest movie was made in like 10 days to keep the rights. Budget was $300k.

(For reference, Clerks cost $257k.)

[nudemacusers]

is it on netflix?

Yes they have all of them.

sorry i'm being lazy... i have no idea, past #3, the order in which these things were made  i'll have to wiki to determine the latest and greatest.

[Joe Molotov]

The didn't even try to get Doug Bradley. I mean, I could understand replacing him, dude's getting pretty old...IF they were actually making a real movie. With this shitburger, you'd think they'd want all the help they could get. I hope they were just too embarrassed to ask him.

[D3RANG3D]

is it on netflix?

Yes they have all of them.

sorry i'm being lazy... i have no idea, past #3, the order in which these things were made  i'll have to wiki to determine the latest and greatest.

It's Revelations

[jakefromstatefarm]

I wish, I love that movie.

found a stream, it's garbage though

[toku]

Is bloodline the one in space? Yeah I don't think I've sat through that entire one without being stoned as hell or drunk as fuck.

[Tasty]

[toku]

I think i said this last time but we gotta watch Creepshow 1 and 2.

[Tasty]

Forgot I haven't seen those.

[Great Rumbler]

Okay, so, Joe and I won't be around tonight because this is also Rifftrax live show night, but I'll throw up a couple of random horror movies and set them to play before I leave if anybody's interested:

https://cytu.be/r/The_Bore_Does_Horror

[Great Rumbler]

Movie time starting now. I'll try to jump in for a while in a few hours.

[brob]

[Great Rumbler]

Also, I added in all the emotes.

How many emotes?

ALL. THE. EMOTES.

[Madrun Badrun]

Everyone left me.

[Kara]

Everyone left me.

Know that feel.

[brob]

Night of the Demons was very good. Strong formula, executed well. An excellent choice to start with. Spookies had lots of neat monster designs (the costumes more so than the puppets), but it tries to follow two very disparate stories without ever trying to bring them together. Also it had no titties. Didn't stick around to watch the third one as it was a bit late.

[Joe Molotov]

No one stayed to watch Clownhouse, so we'll queue that one up again. Coulrophobes, get rekt.

Tonight tho, we're just watching regular old HOUSE, and if we have time HOUSE II.

[Madrun Badrun]

I watched the first 20 mins of clownhouse alone. 

[Tasty]

Clownhouse is honestly pretty weaksauce. Gets props for being a decent and early "CLOWNS R KILLAHS" movie, but I can't rewatch it cause of that fuck Victor Salva.

[Great Rumbler]

Too bad Killer Klowns from Outer Space isn't on Youtube.

[Joe Molotov]

House is good tho you guys, please be excite.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm excited.  I'm excited that I will have someone to talk to tonight.

[Madrun Badrun]

When is this happening?

[Great Rumbler]

In about 45 minutes or so.