Author Topic: James Bond Jr. chases scum....  (Read 1398 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Joe Molotov

  • I'm much more humble than you would understand.
  • Administrator
James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« on: November 08, 2015, 03:00:46 PM »
....around the world!

Now that Spectre has killed the franchise and Daniel Craig has been forced to retire in shame, I think it's time for a dark, gritty James Bond Jr. reboot. Who would you cast in the title role? I think either Benedict Cumberbatch's son or Idris Elba's son should star.
©@©™

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2015, 03:09:58 PM »
a gay guy. boypussy galore :rejoice
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2015, 03:11:35 PM »
I think CGI baby Bond voiced by Vin Diesel. 

Oblivion

  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2015, 03:22:31 PM »


:bow

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2015, 03:25:08 PM »
Raza Jaffrey, whom I know you Ameriplebs know cuz he was on some shitty American show recently. Homeland?

mormapope

  • WHADDYA HEAR, WHADDYA SAY
  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2015, 03:27:45 PM »


OH!

mormapope

  • WHADDYA HEAR, WHADDYA SAY
  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2015, 03:30:32 PM »
Forcing Shia to do a British accent  :lawd
The rage over casting him :lawd
Bond being a squirrelly, unstable dude  :lawd
OH!

benjipwns

  • your bright ideas always burn me
  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2015, 03:50:43 PM »
Ben Carson

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2015, 04:38:14 PM »
Ben Carson

I hear he was already offered the roll instead of Timothy Dalton but turned it down because he knew medicine was what he wanted to do.

Tasty

  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2015, 06:03:46 PM »
Didn't read that as "scum" at first :phil

thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2015, 06:15:16 PM »
a gay guy. boypussy galore :rejoice

I wouldn't mind this. A 20-something gay James Bond that breaks the gay stereotypes (read: FLAMING GURLLLLLLLL) would be a good reboot property.

That said, I haven't seen Spectre yet. So the backlash against Craig and his run is a bit confusing. Casino Royale wasn't bad. Quantum was bad but only because they never got around to explaining Quantum/evil mega-group. Skyrim--er--"Skyfall" was pretty good and a good exit for Dench while being a character study piece for Craig's Bond. I'm expecting middle-to-good for Spectre.

chronovore

  • relapsed dev
  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2015, 06:40:12 PM »
I'd love to see Elba doing this, but considering casting Craig as a blonde Bond was considered controversial, I doubt they'll choose Elba despite his exceptional presence, acting chops, and charisma.

thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2015, 06:45:03 PM »
I'd love to see Elba doing this, but considering casting Craig as a blonde Bond was considered controversial, I doubt they'll choose Elba despite his exceptional presence, acting chops, and charisma.

Brosnan isn't opposed to it. He supported it earlier this year. But I fee like Elba is a little old for taking the reigns of Craig's Bond. I'd love for them to just reference multiple Bonds/personalities like that "reboot" Book that changed Bond from Fleming's vision into someone that was born in 1970 and went through first Invasion of Iraq.