Author Topic: Euro 2016 Thread - Football is coming home after group round (Read 19313 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #60 on:** June 26, 2016, 04:03:53 PM »

Why is Hungary's goalie so old?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #61 on:** June 26, 2016, 04:39:03 PM »

Belgium

Hungary collapsing like its WW1.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #62 on:** June 26, 2016, 05:14:53 PM »

Belgium still have that weird form where they just find their feet and play like world beaters, but at the same time, they can be just lazy as fuck and get completely outclassed like the Italy game. Hazard was just sublime tonight, but he was a complete non-entity against Italy. Hungary were also really dire tonight and just lost their never as Hazard sliced through them. Against a Wales that are pumped as fuck and have that same x-factor with Bale. It's going to be tricky game for both sides.

Germany was just Germany. Ruthless and efficient at dismantling Slovakia. Ozil was a machine.

Also that entire France Vs Ireland game. What a match

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #63 on:** June 27, 2016, 01:06:20 AM »

Wrong thread I guess but Argentina and Messi am disappoint.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #64 on:** June 27, 2016, 01:20:52 AM »

bamos chile

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #65 on:** June 27, 2016, 04:17:21 AM »

Messi being outed as a fair weather player after all, proving he couldn't hack it anywhere but Barcelona. Mentally.

Man I really hate Ronaldo, but at least he's proven himself in 3 teams as a player.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #66 on:** June 27, 2016, 07:09:04 AM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #67 on:** June 27, 2016, 09:15:28 AM »

Quote from: Esch on June 27, 2016, 01:47:29 AM

Messi quit international football cuz he spanked a pen.

And he's getting a pass. If Ronaldo did this after his shit game he'd be getting clobbered.

Double standards brehs.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #68 on:** June 27, 2016, 09:49:55 AM »

If he had made the PK I could understand his frustration, but. . .

I always liked him over Ronaldo because he was a better sport. I’m sure he’s just frustrated right now and will reconsider later, but come on.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #69 on:** June 27, 2016, 02:32:10 PM »

snoozefest? amazing match, best game of the tournament

forza italia

adios espana

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #70 on:** June 27, 2016, 02:39:52 PM »

Not best game. Belgium Hungary was way better.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #71 on:** June 27, 2016, 03:32:12 PM »

O man this is good. Choked on a banana on their second goal.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #72 on:** June 27, 2016, 03:53:39 PM »

fuck england

go iceland

please lordy

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #73 on:** June 27, 2016, 03:56:50 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 27, 2016, 02:39:52 PM

Not best game. Belgium Hungary was way better.

uuh what? how? cause 4 goals?

bruv this game was tight as hell with buffon and de gea making miracle savea

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #74 on:** June 27, 2016, 04:07:20 PM »

cause it was better.

VomKriege · « **Reply #75 on:** June 27, 2016, 04:14:23 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 27, 2016, 03:51:47 PM

So what will English superfans excuse be now? That they brexited out of the competition?

Are there even England fans with that kind of delusion ? England has been the embodiment of a mediocre "top" national squad for at least 20 years now. Was it not for their 1966 WC title, they would have an absolutely dire record in major competitions. It's a pity because they never were short on decent players but

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #76 on:** June 27, 2016, 04:28:37 PM »

Ya this game is great

VomKriege · « **Reply #77 on:** June 27, 2016, 04:30:32 PM »

Also with regards to England, what I gathered from enthusiasts living there is that the state of youth development and the tactical culture of coach staff was fuckawful at all levels. The FA, which play second fiddle for the billions in the PL, had a very hard time enforcing any kind of grade or official qualification which is further compounded by how insular most of the "top" England born coaches currently are (Steve McLaren coaching FC Twente is the height of exotism and experience there). IIRC it was so bad that the number of people holding a coach degree was equal or below to what you found in the Czech Republic, despite having 5 to 6 times the number of registered players. I wouldn't expect their national squad to be able to constantly perform as long as this will be the case.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #78 on:** June 27, 2016, 04:51:25 PM »

These cunts lost

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #79 on:** June 27, 2016, 04:51:30 PM »

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #80 on:** June 27, 2016, 04:53:46 PM »

YOU'RE GOING HOME
YOU'RE GOING HOME
ENGLANDS GOING HOME

Quote from: Dufus on June 27, 2016, 04:51:57 PM

brexit

Wales are still in the Quarter Finals

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #81 on:** June 27, 2016, 04:59:02 PM »

yessssss perfection

wife and me went crazy and you could hear people screaming on the balcony

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #82 on:** June 27, 2016, 04:59:35 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 27, 2016, 04:58:15 PM

include 5 spurs players in a starting XI, brehs

haha yeah and don play vardy

hodgson is a hack

T-Short · « **Reply #83 on:** June 27, 2016, 05:08:15 PM »

thousands of englishmen now googling "what is Euro 2016"

T-Short · « **Reply #84 on:** June 27, 2016, 05:09:10 PM »

https://twitter.com/Birdyword/status/747533417655439360

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #85 on:** June 27, 2016, 05:15:06 PM »

Hodgson just resigned

Your Stalker · « **Reply #86 on:** June 27, 2016, 05:33:44 PM »

guess it wasnt true

Kara · « **Reply #87 on:** June 27, 2016, 05:39:20 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 27, 2016, 04:30:32 PM

Also with regards to England, what I gathered from enthusiasts living there is that the state of youth development and the tactical culture of coach staff was fuckawful at all levels. The FA, which play second fiddle for the billions in the PL, had a very hard time enforcing any kind of grade or official qualification which is further compounded by how insular most of the "top" England born coaches currently are (Steve McLaren coaching FC Twente is the height of exotism and experience there). IIRC it was so bad that the number of people holding a coach degree was equal or below to what you found in the Czech Republic, despite having 5 to 6 times the number of registered players. I wouldn't expect their national squad to be able to constantly perform as long as this will be the case.

Oh yeah, when I switched to watching La Liga on the reg I was astounded by how small a skillset players brought through the English system actually had. About the only "high level" skill you can reasonably expect to find in that cohort is how to perform a studs out tackle.

dkdk · « **Reply #88 on:** June 27, 2016, 06:49:57 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 27, 2016, 04:30:32 PM

Also with regards to England, what I gathered from enthusiasts living there is that the state of youth development and the tactical culture of coach staff was fuckawful at all levels. The FA, which play second fiddle for the billions in the PL, had a very hard time enforcing any kind of grade or official qualification which is further compounded by how insular most of the "top" England born coaches currently are (Steve McLaren coaching FC Twente is the height of exotism and experience there). IIRC it was so bad that the number of people holding a coach degree was equal or below to what you found in the Czech Republic, despite having 5 to 6 times the number of registered players. I wouldn't expect their national squad to be able to constantly perform as long as this will be the case.

breh they lost to a team with like 300K ppl and a couple dozen pro players. yeah the system is shite. but you cant blame it for this loss. them boys just played with no heart and no plan. it's what you get with a tottenham spine. believe in natural born bottlers brehs. add in the rest of the teams ego's being inflated to all hell and you get a scenario where the best effort you get out the whole lot is a 5 minute cameo from a teenager who popped onto the scene 4 months ago.

VomKriege · « **Reply #89 on:** June 28, 2016, 02:06:21 AM »

Yeah, I'm not blaming every misstep on that but I think it's not immaterial to the glass ceiling the England team is hitting in all major competitions. Should they have won the match, I'd have a lot of doubts they could beat France, let alone Germany or Italy.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #90 on:** June 28, 2016, 03:04:32 AM »

75% of this defeat is on Roy really

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #91 on:** June 29, 2016, 07:53:46 AM »

Quote

Liverpool legend Dietmar Hamann labels the Premier League a 'fraud' that's full of 'bang average' over-hyped and over-paid players

Dietmar Hamann slams the Premier League after England lose to Iceland
The 52-year-old says English fans have been mislead by the global brand
Hamann thinks that Germany and Spain have leagues with more quality
He also thinks that John Stones and Ross Barkley are the only two players that the likes of Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and Barcelona would want

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3663861/Liverpool-legend-Dietmar-Hamann-labels-Premier-League-fraud-s-average-hyped-paid-players.html

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #92 on:** June 29, 2016, 08:57:05 AM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #93 on:** June 29, 2016, 11:46:42 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 29, 2016, 07:53:46 AM

Quote
Liverpool legend Dietmar Hamann labels the Premier League a 'fraud' that's full of 'bang average' over-hyped and over-paid players

Dietmar Hamann slams the Premier League after England lose to Iceland
The 52-year-old says English fans have been mislead by the global brand
Hamann thinks that Germany and Spain have leagues with more quality
He also thinks that John Stones and Ross Barkley are the only two players that the likes of Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and Barcelona would want

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3663861/Liverpool-legend-Dietmar-Hamann-labels-Premier-League-fraud-s-average-hyped-paid-players.html

He's not wrong but that's pretty funny coming from a guy who played almost 15 years in PL for somewhat overrated sides. Also hyperbolic to the extreme : PL may not be the best football in the world, there is some serious wage inflation and as discussed above it may have dreadful effects on the level of English players but their top sides aren't that atrocious either on the European stage bar Real/FCB and Bayern level of performance (I'd argue Ferguson's MU rank with those, in fact). Money is not all but still goes a long way in making monster teams.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #94 on:** June 29, 2016, 11:59:35 AM »

I'm definitely in my infancy in terms of being a fan of Euro football, but to my naked eye I agree. Spain and Germany both have better "flow" to their games.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #95 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:48:22 AM »

Do you mean club football?

@Vomkriege: if we look at numbers in the last 11 years we get this:

CL finalists:
Spain: 8
England: 7
Germany: 4
Italy: 3

Eur Leag. finalists:
Spain: 8
Portugal : 4
England: 4
Ukraine: 2
Russia: 1
Scotland: 1
Germany: 1

not bad at all for pml in fact only serie a does better

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #96 on:** June 30, 2016, 05:13:10 AM »

Come on man don't say that

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #97 on:** June 30, 2016, 06:06:18 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 30, 2016, 05:13:10 AM

Come on man don't say that

Poland is the dark horse in the quarters, but they got shaky Vs the Swiss in the last 15 minutes and the goal from Shaqiri really came down to Poland forgetting to keep their marking on point even though they were parking the bus. Once Shaqiri booted it it was unstoppable (And what a beautiful goal it was). And they were absurdly lucky not to go out in Extra Time with how well the Swiss kept up the pressure. Portugal's finding their feet again. Just took one moment of Ronaldo and the Portuguese took out Croatia.

Shit's too close to call. Especially since Portugal started figuring out not to let other teams not to push their buttons and made Croatia pay for that tactic. Poland need to attack hard and get some good feeds to Lewandowski while playing physical. Struggling it out for a 1-0 win isn't going to work if the team is tired as fuck by the end of the match.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #98 on:** June 30, 2016, 06:52:20 AM »

I disagree, portugal scored on a counter, we shouldn't overreach.

But we also can't let them come 24/7 like we did the Swiss at the end.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #99 on:** June 30, 2016, 06:55:11 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 30, 2016, 06:52:20 AM

I disagree, portugal scored on a counter, we shouldn't overreach.

But we also can't let them come 24/7 like we did the Swiss at the end.

Judging by his last few games Ronaldo either gonna get a hatrick on you guys or miss 13 shots a half and throw a reporter in a lake.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #100 on:** June 30, 2016, 03:05:24 PM »

Lager!!!!!!!!!!!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #101 on:** June 30, 2016, 03:36:41 PM »

Portugal caught up. It's all over.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #102 on:** June 30, 2016, 04:17:39 PM »

hold me brehs the stress

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #103 on:** June 30, 2016, 04:53:25 PM »

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #104 on:** June 30, 2016, 05:45:03 PM »

Tough luck, Lager.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #105 on:** June 30, 2016, 05:51:46 PM »

Lager post if ur ok

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #106 on:** June 30, 2016, 05:53:01 PM »

Eat dicks Poland.

Also double stress for PL as they got beat by minorities.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #107 on:** June 30, 2016, 05:53:29 PM »

I was actually pulling for lager to win for once.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #108 on:** June 30, 2016, 05:55:09 PM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on June 30, 2016, 05:53:29 PM

I actually lager to win for once.

lager to win for once I as well.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #109 on:** June 30, 2016, 05:55:46 PM »

Lebron brings Cleveland a chip.
Cac superiority declined in soccer.

I'd really hate to be a racist fuckhole right now.

PS suck 5 dicks douche, you had this coming.

No fucks given.

Go sell printers or whatever your supposed superior breeding got you into, asshole.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #110 on:** June 30, 2016, 07:19:16 PM »

Portuguese people aren't cacs?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #111 on:** June 30, 2016, 07:33:55 PM »

CAC is a scale and someone is always lower than someone unless you're nordic ... like I am

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #112 on:** June 30, 2016, 10:17:46 PM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on June 30, 2016, 07:19:16 PM

Portuguese people aren't cacs?

No.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #113 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:40:15 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 30, 2016, 07:33:55 PM

CAC is a scale and someone is always lower than someone unless you're nordic ... like I am

Basically what I'm saying is I'm top of the CAC.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #114 on:** July 01, 2016, 12:07:07 AM »

Is there a cac tier list somewhere?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #115 on:** July 01, 2016, 12:28:47 AM »

Damn very sad it had to be Kuba that missed, one of our strongest players this tournament.

Guttered were out but overall a great tournament performance.

Thanks for rooting for Poland.

VomKriege · « **Reply #116 on:** July 01, 2016, 02:04:42 AM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on July 01, 2016, 12:07:07 AM

Is there a cac tier list somewhere?

Don't hesitate to come and visit your local far right party chapter !

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #117 on:** July 01, 2016, 03:31:11 PM »

Wales aint going to make it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #118 on:** July 01, 2016, 03:46:11 PM »

O they have started to pull it together. Still the ref is letting Belgium play with hands so...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #119 on:** July 01, 2016, 04:12:25 PM »

damn that was nice

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Author Topic: Euro 2016 Thread - Football is coming home after group round (Read 19313 times)