Author Topic: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.  (Read 3320 times)

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Atramental

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What could go wrong? :doge

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Apparently sardines are pretty healthy for you.
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I don't even eat breakfast. One meal in the late afternoon then maybe one later at night if I'm going to go out.

Cerveza mas fina

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canned in oil or fresh grilled or?

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Atramental

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Just make sure you rinse your mouth out with Listerine or something afterwards.  :doge

edit: Also, the extra virgin olive oil is great for us wizards.  :doge

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Delicious meaty portions. 

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Atramental

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Also, I live by myself and wake up at 4 am in the morning so I can get away this kind of behaviour.

If you're married/live with your SO they might not appreciate the fish smell.  :doge

Apparently sardines are pretty healthy for you.
I hope so.

Apparently you're less likely to get mercury poisoning from sardines due to their small size.

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you okay, fam?
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Atramental

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It's either this or the Soylent route.  :stahp

God, I hate crunch weeks...

Rufus

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[insert some lame Zoidberg joke here]

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In before TVC's month long tuna experience
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nachobro

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Sardines and mustard with crackers was a go to at one point in my life. I 100% approve!

Tasty

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At least it's not Twinkies and vitamins.

Atramental

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Also, it's a lot faster than trying to make an omelette while half asleep or going to Waffle House to get an omelette and some chili from some broken soul who's at the end of their rope.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2016, 03:50:17 PM by Pallando »

Great Rumbler

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My breakfast is:



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Half a glass of water.
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So basically sugar. 

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I don't get it, do you guys not have a Taco Bell to go to?

Great Rumbler

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So basically sugar. 

All-natural sugar, though.
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Atramental

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If I don't eat a protein heavy breakfast I'll basically crash before lunchtime.

Madrun Badrun

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I eat 3 raw eggs + protein powder in an eggnog

Tasty

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I hate that eggnog isn't sold locally year-round. It's soooooooo good.

Madrun Badrun

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Just make your own.  That's what I meant.  Its just milk, eggs, spices and vanilla. 

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ATRAMENTAL IS A VIRGIN

Or he will remind us anyway
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meeb

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At least it's not Twinkies and vitamins.

On the other hand, Huelen I believe has had sex so there's something to be said about doing things Zher way.

meeb

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I eat 3 raw eggs + protein powder in an eggnog

Why not just hard boil some eggs the night before?

Actually... fuck me that's what I'm going to do.

Atramental

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ATRAMENTAL IS A VIRGIN

Or he will remind us anyway
Who is this Atramental person I keep on hearing about?  :confused

Dude sounds like a total loser.  :dice

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I eat 3 raw eggs + protein powder in an eggnog

Wish I lived in a country where I felt comfortable eating raw eggs

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This is my not getting salmonella dance.  You can't see it but I'm doing it. 

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This is my not getting salmonella dance.  You can't see it but I'm doing it.

There's nothing wrong with going to Church Street but that's just a bit weird dog.

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I walked through Pride, on Church Street, for 20 mins on Sunday because I was going to my friends to play D&D.  Anyways I see a chick with fake tits totally nude, kinda obscured by the crowd.  So I take a gander and the crowd shifts and I see her very tiny penis helicoptering around.  That was my Church street experience last week.  I won't be telling my family.     
« Last Edit: July 06, 2016, 09:27:39 PM by TheInfelicitousDandy »

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you're not gonna get laid this way fam

Atramental

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Well, I at least had steak and kale for dinner.   :yeshrug

Also, I don't tell people I know IRL about my quirks.  :doge

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Also, wouldn't my consumption of smelly fish be a clear sign that I could eat pussy like a champ?  :doge
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« Last Edit: July 06, 2016, 07:57:31 PM by Pallando »

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I once ordered sardines and eggs for breakfast from a cool restaurant near me, figured they would fry em off w a little lemon and chives and have the poached eggs on top or something. Like eggs Montreal. Nope, just a can of sardines half opened next to some sourdough and eggs :lol
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Purrp Skirrp

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Wild Planet :lawd

Real hard justifying $3 for a can of tuna, but they come close.

Atramental

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I figured it's better to spend my money on quality/healthy fish meat than on Jack in the Box loaded breakfast sandwiches.

And if I keep this up I'll be back to my normal weight of 180 lbs in no time.

brawndolicious

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Well, I at least had steak and kale for dinner.   :yeshrug

Also, I don't tell people I know IRL about my quirks.  :doge

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Also, wouldn't my consumption of smelly fish be a clear sign that I could eat pussy like a champ?  :doge
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The hard part is catching one.

Sardines are really good for you and the protein and fat is a good way to start your day if you feel like you need to eat breakfast. You’re on the right track.

chronovore

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Mmm. Sardines.

Of course, Atra's breath smells like a cat's now, so... enjoy your wizardy, Atra!

chronovore

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[insert some lame Zoidberg joke here]
Those were anchovies. Whole different thing.

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VomKriege

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Sardines are :delicious
I'm not doint it seriously but foregoing sugary foods in the morning has my preference. Cheese and delicatessen especially...
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Rufus

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[insert some lame Zoidberg joke here]
Those were anchovies. Whole different thing.
fuck

Of course it was the OTHER tiny fish. Time to commit sudoku. :'(

chronovore

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[insert some lame Zoidberg joke here]
Those were anchovies. Whole different thing.
fuck

Of course it was the OTHER tiny fish. Time to commit sudoku. :'(

:rofl

Atramental

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Just set up a subscription on Amazon for a constant supply of sardines 'til the end of time.  :doge

Rufus

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That good, huh?

Atramental

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They are pretty tasty.

Also, I'm already down 5 lbs. just need to lose 15 to 20 more and I'll be back to my sleak, sexy self again.  :doge