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Himu

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Tips for males seeking females
« on: January 25, 2007, 01:57:55 AM »
I've noticed a lot of guys here have problems with women. The "what have you done to my gay porn, TVC? You've ruined it!" thread put some stuff into perspective. I'm pretty sure these guys are all handsome young men, and if they actually took the initiative to try and get with these women, they'd score.

It all comes down to confidence. First and foremost, you must exert confidence dammit. Women aren't going to like you if you have your head down and always have your ass out - whether to invite males in or because you're slouching like an ape, they're going to be able to see through that quite easily and it's a turn off. Believe me, I know.

The best advice I can give you is to smile. I didn't used to smile and I always wondered why women didn't want to me to get inside their pig intestines hole. I tried smiling and then, all of a sudden I got results! Smiles are great! Women aren't going to like you just because you're handsome. If you're handsome and brooding that's a turn off, but if you're average and have a nice grin, that's a total invite to Pleasureville! Even more so if you're good looking! Give it a try, but don't freak them out. Practice your best smiles in the mirror and work from there.

I will tell you this: it took me a few years to understand that smiling can make a huge difference in your everyday life. You will notice more people coming to you, and you'll be noticed more. People won't think you're looking down on them because you have a -_- face on all the time. Give it a try for just one week and compare the results, I dare you.

Tips on flirting:

After the initial confidence and smile things, break the ice and say hello! "How are you doing?" "Hi, my name is ______!" while having eye contact! Eye contact demands attention, but don't over use it or you'll freak her out! In fact, you should use eye contact first, and then smile. It's very important!

During the conversation glaze into her eyes a few times. This will tell her you're interested, you're complimenting her, and you like what you see! A great ego boost for the girl and that'll make her feel good!

Stand up straight, walk like a man, wear decent clothes! It's best to try and dress well every day rather than only on special events. That way, the girls will see you've got class.

More tips later!
« Last Edit: January 25, 2007, 01:59:47 AM by Himuro »
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2007, 02:01:34 AM »
Wow, Cubsfan Jr!  And you're not fooling anyone!
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2007, 02:01:53 AM »
This is all stuff i do. But i eagerly await your next set of tips.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2007, 02:01:56 AM »
I'm terrible at smiling though. It's like in Arrested Development when Michael's sister tries to cry but can't lol. And I'm afraid it would make me look like a creepy bastard :(

There have been so many instances where I've sat next to a girl and thought to myself "say hi, just say hi" and couldn't.
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2007, 02:02:49 AM »
Not everyone has a 10inch penis LOL
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2007, 02:05:51 AM »
Not everyone has a 10inch penis LOL

 :lol

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2007, 02:07:41 AM »
You have to treat getting pussy like it's your job.  That means going out to where women congregate 4-5 times a week. Every week, without fail.

End of message.


Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2007, 02:08:01 AM »
Wow, Cubsfan Jr!  And you're not fooling anyone!

Cubsfan refuses to post a pic, doesn't he? Or is that just aoi tsuki and um....whatever that guys name
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Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2007, 02:08:34 AM »
You have to treat getting pussy like it's your job.  That means going out to where women congregate 4-5 times a week. Every week, without fail.

End of message.



They'll look like stalkers.
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2007, 02:10:57 AM »
HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2007, 02:12:22 AM »
HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.

I meet both those requirements.  Come to daddy.
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2007, 02:12:58 AM »
Well it seems like every year I'm able to meet a chick that becomes relevent in my life. This year it's the girl I 've been talking about. Last year it was the ortho assistant. But the relationships never last and I'm plauged wth bad luck.

So I take 2 steps forwards and 4 back. I become even less confident and guarded, which isn't a good idea
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Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2007, 02:13:11 AM »
HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.

What places do you talk and scope out girls?
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2007, 02:13:55 AM »
School...
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2007, 02:14:57 AM »
HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.

What places do you talk and scope out girls?

I dont goto clubs or anything. Basically Im just a friendly guy around campus. Im never doing something with the sole intention of getting a chick.

However, lately I have been doing this dance club stuff and there are alot of ladies there. Its more for exercise and fun than meeting anyone.

Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2007, 02:16:32 AM »
Im never doing something with the sole intention of getting a chick.


And you don't see this as a problem?
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2007, 02:17:37 AM »
Im never doing something with the sole intention of getting a chick.


And you don't see this as a problem?

If I did that I would be fake. Im not going to meet anyone that I can relate to at a club.

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2007, 02:18:07 AM »
HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.

I want an undercover freak with her own place who will be my fuck buddy. I wouldn't be able to give a chick too much attention right now and she would eventually get pissed off at me. So no relationships for now.

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2007, 02:18:21 AM »
FoC I don't see why you can't get chicks. You're a tad out of the "average" body class but you're certainly not fat. You've got a pretty cool face which looks iconic to me. DUDE you look like a hotter John Lennon

But you can't get girls :( 
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Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2007, 02:18:32 AM »
Clubs and stuff aren't the only places people meet girls. You can meet them any where you want. Like, if you go to Starbucks and see an attractive girl, if there's no ring on her finger, experiment and see what happens. Or at a 7 Eleven. Or the mall. You aren't going to get anywhere if you don't bother to practice.
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2007, 02:19:36 AM »
Im working on the weight!  :punch

My biggest problem is I never know what to say with girls and I get nervous when it comes down to actually talk about something that matters.

FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2007, 02:20:23 AM »
Clubs and stuff aren't the only places people meet girls. You can meet them any where you want. Like, if you go to Starbucks and see an attractive girl, if there's no ring on her finger, experiment and see what happens. Or at a 7 Eleven. Or the mall. You aren't going to get anywhere if you don't bother to practice.

If I tried that, it would come off as creepy or awkard. THe last thing in the world that I ever want to be is awkward.

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2007, 02:20:49 AM »
HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.

You can still find a meaningful relationship. You just have to put yourself "out there" (literally) on a constant basis.

From the time I was 19 until I was about 25, I would go out to bars, parties, social events (weddings, co-ed sports leagues) 4 times a week. Even if I didn't feel like it ... or was dead broke. You have to constantly put yourself in situations where you can take advantage of opportunities.

It's the greatest period in your life to meet women. They are not restricted by their high school peers and are open to dating all kinds of different men.


FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2007, 02:22:01 AM »
It's the greatest period and i've wasted it all.

Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2007, 02:22:11 AM »
You just need to find a girl where you get some chemistry going.

Also, it's quite possible you guys start up too high. It wouldn't be a bad suggestion to go below your standards and work your way up. Not astronomically below them, but within a reasonable range. From what I've seen on the internet, some jokers have ridiculous standards.
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2007, 02:25:45 AM »
I dont think I have low standards. All I really want is a cute face and a decent body.

Freshman year there was this chick that was into me. She lived below me one floor in the dorms. One day she came up to my room as I was taking a nap and asked to hang out. She litterly crawld into my bed and waited for me to do something. This is a girl I had hung out with a few times but I didnt feel anything for. Now, she wasnt a swimsuit model, but she was ok. At the time I was scarred shitless becuase I didnt know what to do, I didnt feel a damn thing for this girl and she was basically offering me sex. She eventially just asked if I was gay and why I didnt jump on her. After that I guess she just left. I dont know whats wrong with me

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2007, 02:28:38 AM »
I haven't hit on a woman in three years.  :-\













 :-\












 :-\

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2007, 02:28:51 AM »
I dont think I have low standards. All I really want is a cute face and a decent body.

Freshman year there was this chick that was into me. She lived below me one floor in the dorms. One day she came up to my room as I was taking a nap and asked to hang out. She litterly crawld into my bed and waited for me to do something. This is a girl I had hung out with a few times but I didnt feel anything for. Now, she wasnt a swimsuit model, but she was ok. At the time I was scarred shitless becuase I didnt know what to do, I didnt feel a damn thing for this girl and she was basically offering me sex. She eventially just asked if I was gay and why I didnt jump on her. After that I guess she just left. I dont know whats wrong with me

...

You ever tried sticking a cucumber up your ass?

Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2007, 02:29:40 AM »
malek, what the hell has philosophy done to you?
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2007, 02:30:16 AM »
Im not gay. I actually thought about it once, and figured out im not gay. I have never masterbated to gay porn. I always get off to chicks, usually with big tits.

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2007, 02:32:24 AM »
Im not gay. I actually thought about it once, and figured out im not gay. I have never masterbated to gay porn. I always get off to chicks, usually with big tits.

My main man Bz has big tits.
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2007, 02:33:18 AM »
Im not gay. I actually thought about it once, and figured out im not gay. I have never masterbated to gay porn. I always get off to chicks, usually with big tits.

My main man Bz has big tits.

 :rofl

FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2007, 02:34:12 AM »
Im not gay. I actually thought about it once, and figured out im not gay. I have never masterbated to gay porn. I always get off to chicks, usually with big tits.

My main man Bz has big tits.

Does he have a vagina?

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2007, 02:36:01 AM »
I dont think I have low standards. All I really want is a cute face and a decent body.

Freshman year there was this chick that was into me. She lived below me one floor in the dorms. One day she came up to my room as I was taking a nap and asked to hang out. She litterly crawld into my bed and waited for me to do something. This is a girl I had hung out with a few times but I didnt feel anything for. Now, she wasnt a swimsuit model, but she was ok. At the time I was scarred shitless becuase I didnt know what to do, I didnt feel a damn thing for this girl and she was basically offering me sex. She eventially just asked if I was gay and why I didnt jump on her. After that I guess she just left. I dont know whats wrong with me

...

You ever tried sticking a cucumber up your ass?

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2007, 02:36:16 AM »
malek, what the hell has philosophy done to you?
If only philosophy was to blame.

Well let's try

Kant lived alone.
Nietzsche fucked once and got syphilis.
Socrates was in to boys.
Peter Singer thinks animal sex is okay.

I think we have a start.

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2007, 02:41:46 AM »
I haven't hit on a woman in three years.  :-\













 :-\












 :-\

wow
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2007, 02:43:13 AM »
Wait, I meant I haven't hit a woman in three years. 

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2007, 02:57:17 AM »
To further bring this thread into the depths of dispair ...


.. When I was 26, I had just come out of a 3 year relationship (a reclamation project. My high school sweetheart (HOT) had become a coke fiend stripper) So, I decided to "put myself out there" again. So I signed up for a coed softball team, a volleyball team and began trolling the "older" bars and clubs for women. Most of the women I would meet were older (in thier early 30's) and had significant baggage. It was tough, I was working 70 hours a week, yet still partying 4 days of the week.

It was like walking through a junkyard trying to find a new car.

Women with 3 kids and two daddies. Career women with obsessive compulsive disorder. A twice divorced woman (at the age of 29) who believed she lived with a ghost named Don. A woman who wore sweatpants on our first date. On and on.

In all, I had about 26 different dates in an 12-14 month period. I actually stayed with the OCD chick for 3 months before I bailed. In short, I have seen the future of "dating into your 30's" and its miserable. MISERABLE. It's probably why you see so many 30 somethings turn to these internet sites ... it's their last hope.

« Last Edit: January 25, 2007, 02:59:54 AM by ToxicAdam »

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2007, 02:58:27 AM »
Wait, I meant I haven't hit a woman in three years. 

Me either, and my knuckles are itchin'

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2007, 09:23:58 AM »
I was going to make some witty post along the lines of a guy giving other guys advice on how to get a girl. But actually Himuro pretty much hit it straight on.
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2007, 09:25:14 AM »
To further bring this thread into the depths of dispair ...


.. When I was 26, I had just come out of a 3 year relationship (a reclamation project. My high school sweetheart (HOT) had become a coke fiend stripper) So, I decided to "put myself out there" again. So I signed up for a coed softball team, a volleyball team and began trolling the "older" bars and clubs for women. Most of the women I would meet were older (in thier early 30's) and had significant baggage. It was tough, I was working 70 hours a week, yet still partying 4 days of the week.

It was like walking through a junkyard trying to find a new car.

Women with 3 kids and two daddies. Career women with obsessive compulsive disorder. A twice divorced woman (at the age of 29) who believed she lived with a ghost named Don. A woman who wore sweatpants on our first date. On and on.

In all, I had about 26 different dates in an 12-14 month period. I actually stayed with the OCD chick for 3 months before I bailed. In short, I have seen the future of "dating into your 30's" and its miserable. MISERABLE. It's probably why you see so many 30 somethings turn to these internet sites ... it's their last hope.


But...you were 26, not 30. That's still relatively young. At 26 you can still go to bars and try to hook up with 23 years olds.
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2007, 10:31:26 AM »
This semester I've been hanging out in the student center building more, and it's been cool. I get to be in contact with more women.

Now I need to work on walking up to women I don't know and starting conversations. The girl I'm hanging with now was basically someone I kinda knew already so it was easier to walk up to her.
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« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2007, 10:48:30 AM »
30 and un-married is far from a big deal from what I have seen. At least for those who are 30+ and single due going to college then focusing on their career. The 30+ people who don't go to college or have successful careers don't count lol
« Last Edit: January 25, 2007, 10:50:12 AM by Cheebs »

Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2007, 11:30:06 AM »
I was going to make some witty post along the lines of a guy giving other guys advice on how to get a girl. But actually Himuro pretty much hit it straight on.

Thank you
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« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2007, 12:35:03 PM »
I'm not saying Himuro's advice isn't good, but it's all obvious stuff -- even to a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow like myself.

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2007, 12:36:26 PM »
I'm not saying Himuro's advice isn't good, but it's all obvious stuff -- even to a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow like myself.

This is true.

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2007, 01:55:59 PM »
I'm not saying Himuro's advice isn't good, but it's all obvious stuff -- even to a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow like myself.
I think the key here lies in the execution of said advice.

True.

Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2007, 02:25:56 PM »
Well, if you guys haven't even bothered smiling yet, then the advice is useless to you. I will explore more once you get that smiling is awesome and you get noticed more. Then, I'll shell out  lines and the correct way to use eye contact.

The first step to getting women is knowing how to fucking flirt. It's an art form dammit, and half the fun. If you're fumbling and mumbling through the whole time, you'll most likely turn the girl off. How are you going to meet a girl if you don't have the ability to mack? That's step one in a man's education. Might as well start some where.

If you're expecting the women to just some how fall out of the sky, you're wrong. Take it upon yourself to get used to flirting, and know how to break some ice. It's not that hard, with a little practice.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2007, 02:28:32 PM by Himuro »
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2007, 02:38:20 PM »
go over to a girl you think is good looking, tell her "hey, I think you look great and would love to take you out to get you to know better."

Since every other fucking idiot on the planet is confused as shit about how to approach a woman, she will go "oh!! well... sure!" if she thinks you're cute IN THE SLIGHTEST.

If she says no, that means she is in no way attracted to you and there was nothing there to begin with.  Then you know you shouldn't spend so much time on one anymore.

There you go, seek your girl
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Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2007, 02:43:25 PM »
Go from girl to girl.

When I said you must have courage, that means that you shouldn't let past relationships or failures weigh you down and keep you from talking to girls. That type of thinking only makes things worse. That "I can't do it!" mentality will ruin you.
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« Reply #50 on: January 25, 2007, 03:14:08 PM »
This thread is so fucking pointless.
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2007, 03:19:54 PM »
chix dig it when you sneak up on them and slap them with your flaccid member

that's my word
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #52 on: January 25, 2007, 03:20:35 PM »
chix dig it when you sneak up on them and slap them with your flaccid member

that's my word

That's a Given.

Himu

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #53 on: January 25, 2007, 03:22:10 PM »
This thread is so fucking pointless.

And why is that?
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« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2007, 03:24:25 PM »
You think anyone's behavior is honestly going to change from this thread? Do you think everyone here hasn't already heard this stuff dozens of times?

And I'm not being bitter here, I'm just saying that these threads accomplish nothing. They didn't (and still don't) over at GAF and it won't be any different here.
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2007, 03:25:35 PM »
Im trying to change. This semester I have kept up a decent diet and exercise regiment, joined a new club and have started dressing different. On top of that I have been trying to be more positive.

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« Reply #56 on: January 25, 2007, 03:26:23 PM »
But has that been as a result of these threads? Or maybe just the constant ridicule you suffer on the internet?
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« Reply #57 on: January 25, 2007, 03:26:49 PM »
i find these tips on dating from people on the internet to be endlessly useful, why all the h8 Cajole?
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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #58 on: January 25, 2007, 03:27:17 PM »
But has that been as a result of these threads? Or maybe just the constant ridicule you suffer on the internet?


Neither.

But im sure threads like this dont hurt.

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Re: Tips for males seeking females
« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2007, 03:28:40 PM »
I haven't ridiculed you guys at all.
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