Don't shame our culture, we have the best detection rate for colorectal cancer in the world thanks to the way our toilets are built. Looking at your poo saves millions of lives!
The Orange Oompa Loompa (RIP Gene Wilder. Gone before making our nation prefer Chocolate over Pumpkin Spice again)
2 (7.4%)
The Rumble in the EMAILGAZI! SNIPERS! BILL FUCKING OTHER WIMMEN IS A-OKAY WITH ME! #progressive!
12 (44.4%)
Third Party Option (feel free to write in candidate or don't )
0 (0%)
...I wish we had Canada/Australia/UK(#BREXIT!) "motion of no confidence vote!" because I want another two years of political entertainment! n*cries into a bottle of scotch* (spoiler: #theyrebothbad!) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_of_no_co