She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
The Orange Oompa Loompa (RIP Gene Wilder. Gone before making our nation prefer Chocolate over Pumpkin Spice again)
2 (7.4%)
The Rumble in the EMAILGAZI! SNIPERS! BILL FUCKING OTHER WIMMEN IS A-OKAY WITH ME! #progressive!
12 (44.4%)
Third Party Option (feel free to write in candidate or don't )
0 (0%)
...I wish we had Canada/Australia/UK(#BREXIT!) "motion of no confidence vote!" because I want another two years of political entertainment! n*cries into a bottle of scotch* (spoiler: #theyrebothbad!) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_of_no_co