Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!
The Orange Oompa Loompa (RIP Gene Wilder. Gone before making our nation prefer Chocolate over Pumpkin Spice again)
2 (7.4%)
The Rumble in the EMAILGAZI! SNIPERS! BILL FUCKING OTHER WIMMEN IS A-OKAY WITH ME! #progressive!
12 (44.4%)
Third Party Option (feel free to write in candidate or don't )
0 (0%)
...I wish we had Canada/Australia/UK(#BREXIT!) "motion of no confidence vote!" because I want another two years of political entertainment! n*cries into a bottle of scotch* (spoiler: #theyrebothbad!) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_of_no_co