GAF: I know how to solve problems with racial discrimination and inequality, but first how do I wipe my ass? Why can't I get my roommate to stop throwing his used toilet paper in the trash? Does this look infected? I forgot to pay my loan, what do I do? Can you tell me if my dick is big? How much sex is normal - because I'm having a LOT of it I can tell you. My neighbor parks really close to my driveway, what do I do? I can't order coffee at the counter - how should I fix this?