VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[FStop7]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=232059723

 

[Dennis]

Lime is a moderator alt account.

The speed at which I was once banned for calling out Lime, in the most playful and friendly manner by the way, doesn't seem possible otherwise.

Lime also completely changed personality some years ago at the dawn of the Social Justice era on GAF. As if someone suddenly decided to use the Lime account for Social Justice posting as opposed to the hardcore PC gaming posting that the account had been used for previously.

[benjipwns]

i thought shadowmod was a joke, not a suggestion

[counterhit]

Lime looks downright old fashioned now. Pashmilla is the new hotness.

Pashmilla is mentally unstable and will burn out shortly. Put your stock into TenCentCoast.

[bork]

Have you ever missed the boat on anything in life?

Pretty much everything, dropped out of high school, didn't get into college,
pushed away all my friends, spent a few years in prison.

Now I'm 30, almost completely alone, no education, no work experience, no job, no prospects.

Lucky I inherited a few properties which I rent out, otherwise I'd be fucked.

But because of the choices I made, I've missed out on nearly everything youth can offer.
Friends, dating, traveling, college partying.. happiness.. all that stuff...

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And the OP's regret...is not having gotten a gaming PC. 

[bork]

Amy Schumer comedy special getting demolished by user reviews

Known joke-thief Amy Schumer has a shitty comedy special?  CAN'T BE.  MUST BE THOSE MISOGYNISTS!

You don't get that many 1-star reviews if people weren't out to get you. Just a shame because she's boring as hell anyway and they're diluting the real 1-star reviews.

Misogynists are always gonna misogynist.

I personally know someone who didn't watch the special, but logged onto Netflix and gave the special 1 star, just out of spite for Amy Schumer.  I'm guessing that they got the idea from some internet forum, so I'm thinking the majority of these reviews are completely unfair.

In fact, I think I'll give it 5 stars later tonight, to at least balance out the 1 person that I know, personally.

This is also a discussion on people attacking review scores of things they don't like. It's a fair question: Are misogynists sabotaging content created by women?

Damn poor Amy. Hated by both the right and the left. At least that's how I feel about it.

I watched the special, and I laughed. I don't remember if I rated it, but it'd be hard for me to accept that that many 1-star ratings are anything but typical internet shittiness.

I'm positive a lot if this is misogyny. And I'm saying this as someone who really really really does not like Schumer as a comedian or person

Anything is possible if you wish hard enough.

Amy Schumer gets a lot of unwarranted hate everywhere.

And the number one best post in that thread:

Has Amy ever gone after gamers? Just wondering.

Bad comedy is one thing, but not every bad comedian has an army of people with pitchforks after them.
The hate runs deep.

 

[benjipwns]

I personally know someone who didn't watch the special, but logged onto Netflix and gave the special 1 star, just out of spite for Amy Schumer.  I'm guessing that they got the idea from some internet forum, so I'm thinking the majority of these reviews are completely unfair.

...

In fact, I think I'll give it 5 stars later tonight, to at least balance out the 1 person that I know, personally.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=232081115

She sucks but 1 star really??

4 to 5 Netflix review score spectrum.

[Raist]

Amy Schumer comedy special getting demolished by user reviews

Known joke-thief Amy Schumer has a shitty comedy special?  CAN'T BE.  MUST BE THOSE MISOGYNISTS!

You don't get that many 1-star reviews if people weren't out to get you. Just a shame because she's boring as hell anyway and they're diluting the real 1-star reviews.

Misogynists are always gonna misogynist.

I personally know someone who didn't watch the special, but logged onto Netflix and gave the special 1 star, just out of spite for Amy Schumer.  I'm guessing that they got the idea from some internet forum, so I'm thinking the majority of these reviews are completely unfair.

In fact, I think I'll give it 5 stars later tonight, to at least balance out the 1 person that I know, personally.

This is also a discussion on people attacking review scores of things they don't like. It's a fair question: Are misogynists sabotaging content created by women?

Damn poor Amy. Hated by both the right and the left. At least that's how I feel about it.

I watched the special, and I laughed. I don't remember if I rated it, but it'd be hard for me to accept that that many 1-star ratings are anything but typical internet shittiness.

I'm positive a lot if this is misogyny. And I'm saying this as someone who really really really does not like Schumer as a comedian or person

Anything is possible if you wish hard enough.

Amy Schumer gets a lot of unwarranted hate everywhere.

And the number one best post in that thread:

Has Amy ever gone after gamers? Just wondering.

Bad comedy is one thing, but not every bad comedian has an army of people with pitchforks after them.
The hate runs deep.

 

Has she ever created anything original? All I've seen from her (granted, it's not like I had so much time to waste on her "humour") was shittier straight rip-offs.

[benjipwns]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232067853&postcount=319

Amy Schumer is probably one of the most successful female comedians of all time, and also has one of the biggest hate mobs I've ever seen. I'm not saying there arent genuine 1 star reviews, but the internet has loved to shit on her at every turn for a while now.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232081025&postcount=342

I call it "Internet hate-boners". Choose a female who has some popularity and she will be the target of hate from random guys on the internet for some time with varying degrees of idiocy. The internet had made it a 'thing' to hate on specific women like Lindsay Lohan before Amy Schumer.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1352617

i think there's surprising potential here, good wingspan, zoukka just explosive off the floor, questionable motor maybe but this could really be special down the line

[VomKriege]

Maddow thread is amazing.

[VomKriege]

If this is legit, I hope Rachel has some bodyguards or in a bunker at least.

No, I'm not even joking

All the "nothing is going to happen guys" posts are starting to sound more and more like wishes than predictions.

Also love :

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=232072160

[Take My Breh Away]

https://twitter.com/copcemetery/status/841714400121757696

 

Kara explain

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It came from a spoof site but it's hard not to see it as real

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[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232082563&postcount=19

man what is up with gaffers with cute girly avatars that also hate themselves

Who doesn't hate themselves, though?

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232106506&postcount=2401

You know, thinking on it: I haven't seen those "#RESIST" avatars in like a few weeks after Trump's election. Those certainly petered off really fast.

[headwalk]

we're the resistance, and you're irrelevant. keep shouting at the clouds while the big boys laugh at you. go back to college and attend civics 101, thanks.

[headwalk]

stunningly, that sentence wasn't written by bobbyroberts.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232111955&postcount=2471

you dont want to get anywhere. you've been propping up so many strawmen since Hillary lost that the world has a straw shortage.

You're still bitter your candidate lost, you have zero grasp whatsoever of how legislation passes Congress, and you lash out wildly at anyone who dares to believe the tent of Democrats are allowed to contain people who take money from places that aren't heaven itself.

You demonize "corporations" as if they are inherently the problem, rather than how we regulate them or how we legalize taking money from them. You have a child's grasp of economics, and propose populist BULLSHIT to bandaid your almost sickening lack of knowledge of the subject. You get angry when people point out that the people who voted for Trump did so out of racism, because it allows you to ignore that one of the reasons Bernie lost was because it decided to ignore the South and Black voters.

You come into thread after thread demanding that we see through your shallow eyes how politics as usual have failed, and yet your "team" - if we can even call it such - keeps fucking losing because they suck at politics. Nobody has stole a single goddamn election yet from them. Obama came, saw, and conquered the establishment and you're still making excuses about the establishment fixing shit.

So again I propose you go back to College, and take Civics 101. Learn America's systems. Support candidates who understand how it works and what it takes to win. Because you can only change the system when you actually fucking win.

BOBBY ROBERTS? NO, AMIROX TRUTHBOMBS, NOT BOBBY ROBERTS

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BOBBY ROBERTS

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[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232112729&postcount=3009


o snap

[Your Stalker]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/just-got-fired-from-my-job-this-morning-for-being-racially-inappropriate.521247/ 

[benjipwns]

oh man, the sub list death penalty

[VomKriege]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/just-got-fired-from-my-job-this-morning-for-being-racially-inappropriate.521247/ 

"I'm removed from all the districts so this means I'm fired?"
"Unfortunately, yes."

Bureaucracy talk

[benjipwns]

the death penalty sub list in michigan was like the no fly list, they wouldn't tell you if you're on it or not let alone why you'd just get "there are no positions available for you currently" back, i don't know if it's changed since synder came in though

[benjipwns]

  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1352699 
"Hollywood is Creatively Bankrupt" - Bobby Roberts

[VomKriege]

Well, he's not wrong. Though it's a bit disingenious to conflate Hollywood majors and very high budget films (By and large, this is what people talk about with regards to the reign of IPs and "cinematic universes") with smaller production companies.

[curly]

we're the resistance, and you're irrelevant. keep shouting at the clouds while the big boys laugh at you. go back to college and attend civics 101, thanks.

Do colleges actually have civics classes? I can't remember ever hearing of one.

[agrajag]

Can you guys go a page without mentioning Bobby Roberts? 

[stufte]

Can you guys go a page without mentioning Bobby Roberts? 

In the style of Bobby Roberts:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44500.msg2239542#msg2239542

[FStop7]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/just-got-fired-from-my-job-this-morning-for-being-racially-inappropriate.521247/ 

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/23713792/

Scapegoat children by framing them as liars in order to save your own sorry ass. 

Why the fuck do people even read The Coli?

[Momo]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/just-got-fired-from-my-job-this-morning-for-being-racially-inappropriate.521247/ 

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/23713792/

Scapegoat children by framing them as liars in order to save your own sorry ass. 

Why the fuck do people even read The Coli?

Same reason you'd read the misc, to observe miscreants in their native habitat

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=173694231

[railGUN]

Genuine question: What is white culture?

 

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232082563&postcount=19

man what is up with gaffers with cute girly avatars that also hate themselves

It's a cliche but I'm going to guess for some of them their desires aren't exactly legal.

[zomgee]

Genuine question: What is white culture?

 

who cares jesus

[bork]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/just-got-fired-from-my-job-this-morning-for-being-racially-inappropriate.521247/ 

Director ---- "Interesting, the last comment said that you referred to the school as White Plains because there were little to no minority students there. Is this true?"

Me --- "*sigh* This is true. I can see how that would be taken the wrong way. It was just a joke because I had a class with no minority students so I made the joke: Ahh I see why they call it White Plains Middle School. I didn't mean it in a racial way. I apologize for that and it won't happen again"

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232082563&postcount=19

man what is up with gaffers with cute girly avatars that also hate themselves

Who doesn't hate themselves, though?

I don't.

I actually quite like myself.

It's just a shame I don't get to share that with someone else. Oh well.

You 👏 Can't 👏 Get 👏 A 👏 Girlfriend 👏 If 👏 You 👏 Don't 👏 Ask 👏 Anyone 👏 Out 👏

 

[Averon]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232111265&postcount=2465

Geez...Ami is going full blast already.

He only came back a few days ago and he's already throwing insults. He's also on a perm warning, too.

[agrajag]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232111265&postcount=2465

Geez...Ami is going full blast already.

He only came back a few days ago and he's already throwing insults. He's also on a perm warning, too.

we're the resistance, and you're irrelevant. keep shouting at the clouds while the big boys laugh at you. go back to college and attend civics 101, thanks.

[Atramental]

Such self righteousness coming from a guy who jizzed all over a printed picture of Olimario's then girlfriend now wife. 

[agrajag]

Such self righteousness coming from a guy who jizzed all over a printed picture of Olimario's then girlfriend now wife. 

Stop yelling at clouds bro, you have to be a big boy to scam GAF to go on a coke binge.

[Atramental]

Has Ami ever out right stated he's a feminist?

That would be rich coming from a mom punching piece of shit.

[Let's Cyber]

KHarvey is back stanning for Monsanto again. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1352503

[D3RANG3D]

Genuine question: What is white culture?

 

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[Raist]

The end of so many dreams.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1352765

[Vertigo]

The end of so many dreams.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1352765

As a bonus the first of many threads where desperate Switch owners port beg before being sonned.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1352672

Anyone who even mentions the Switch after this post is getting banned.

[Jansen]

port begging nes games 

[Joe Molotov]

The struggle is realer than real, brehs.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Wow, we reached two milestones of the Nintendo cycle in one shot today:

- People finding out that the latest Nintendo console is even less powerful than previously thought

and

- People finding out that the latest Nintendo console gets passed over on ports for cool or interesting games it theoretically can handle

Enjoy yet another unambitious dud console with shit ports

[Raist]

If only Nintendo had some sort of solution to make NES games available on their new consoles.

[thisismyusername]

If only Nintendo made a console worth a shit.

FTFY. You're welcome.

[Atramental]

Can't wait to play official (non-emulated) nintendo games on my PC or my Playstation 4 Pro 2 (:idunno) in five years. 

[Joe Molotov]

If only Nintendo had some sort of solution to make NES games available on their new consoles.

Or maybe like a console that played classic NES games that you could purchase in stores, somewhere, anywhere?

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/just-got-fired-from-my-job-this-morning-for-being-racially-inappropriate.521247/ 

Director --- "It was alleged that you asked a young student if she were German or called her German?"

Me---- Umm, yes I did. I was calling role and I noticed the young lady had a foreign last name so I asked if she were German and she said yes she was. There was no issue at all. She was actually surprised and ecstatic that I noticed."

Director ---- "Hmm OK. It was also said that you asked a student if she was mixed racially?"

Me--- "That is true. I was teaching on voting and I asked the student if she were mixed and she said yes. So I asked when you're able to vote which would you identify as, black or white? She said I guess black. I said cool. Again, there was no issue at all with these comments. Nothing inappropriate, sir."

Director ---- "Interesting, the last comment said that you referred to the school as White Plains because there were little to no minority students there. Is this true?"

Me --- "*sigh* This is true. I can see how that would be taken the wrong way. It was just a joke because I had a class with no minority students so I made the joke: Ahh I see why they call it White Plains Middle School. I didn't mean it in a racial way. I apologize for that and it won't happen again"

All this and you're a fucking sub?

Take Coli mentality outside of the Coli brehs

[agrajag]

good god that white culture thread 

[clothedmacuser]

   Get some self reflection!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=232114633#post232114633

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/just-got-fired-from-my-job-this-morning-for-being-racially-inappropriate.521247/page-3#post-23714792

Last Friday, I was working a school and the teacher left a video for the classes to watch about MLK Jr and the Selma marches. There was a scene in there about the KKK and the students stopped and asked me what exactly they stood for. So I explained to them what the KKK was and why they were established and I even said "some of your family members/ancestors where probably apart of the organization."

It was a majority white class with a few minorities in there: Black, Mexican, Asian. I didn't even get reported for that comment. I even looked back on that and thought, I probably shouldn't have said that".

That was far worse than what I was actually fired for.

[zepblackstar]

Such self righteousness coming from a guy who jizzed all over a printed picture of Olimario's then girlfriend now wife. 

Didn't he get in trouble with police recently?

[benjipwns]

maybe #theresistance could go around offering free civics 101 courses instead of yelling at people to go to college and drawing lines about who's a "fake progressive" and not

i know, it'll never work, it was just a thought, shut up benji

[agrajag]

i know, it'll never work, it was just a thought, shut up benji

The big boys are all laughing at you while you yell at clouds, benji

[FStop7]

who is the charles de gaulle of la gaf resistance