VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[benjipwns]

I worked with a guy who's father wrote for SNL (Andy Breckman, who also created Monk)

You had me at "created Monk".

I just automatically assume anyone on a NBC owned network at some point worked on SNL. Or if not one of the producers did.

Lorne's known as someone who can kill or at least slow your career over petty shit. The only reason Eddie Murphy probably escaped is because Lorne wasn't in power and he became too big of a star right off the bat.

[clothedmacuser]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245502100&postcount=3275

what woman did you manipulate into taking that picture for you? don't post shit like this and i don't care at this point if you are or aren't, you pretending like sexual harassment doesn't exist is fucked up.

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and of course GAF be like

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I may be alone here but I feel women have a right to choose what happens to their own bodies.

[Tasty]

I worked with a guy who's father wrote for SNL (Andy Breckman, who also created Monk)

You had me at "created Monk".

I just automatically assume anyone on a NBC owned network at some point worked on SNL. Or if not one of the producers did.

Lorne's known as someone who can kill or at least slow your career over petty shit. The only reason Eddie Murphy probably escaped is because Lorne wasn't in power and he became too big of a star right off the bat.

Monk is fucking great.

[Himu]

I fucking miss 30 rock

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245504617&postcount=281

So... dumb...

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245504539&postcount=280

[Tasty]

"this is the type of shit that'd push me to apple more than anything. "

 

[Himu]

Is easily the best new emote and whoever made it is amazing haha

[benjipwns]

Edit:  I like how in that book all the people he fired go on to say they have great relationships to this day.

It depends on which point of the book, the original cast made up with him as they aged/died, the 1980's guys either owed everything to him or were cleaned out when he came back, and the book starts to peter out as the 1990's go on. Now Lorne employs some weird system because he's looking for people he can elevate far more than he used to since that puts his hands into more pots full of popcorn outside of 30 Rock.

It's in like its fifth edition or something and they just tack on new stuff to the end, you can tell because the interviews starting being more about how much fun working with Tom Hanks or Katy Perry or whatever is instead of stories from the early guys about how the guest hosts were the worst part. I remember reading the original and it was just like oh, everyone either hates SNL and wanted to get past it and/or dies, also drugs are required and NBC is even worse than anyone. And then years later seeing an updated version at the library and now it's got ten pages of Tim Meadows gushing about everything. Also, fewer cast members give interviews, like stars like Adam Sandler or whoever, I think like David Spade basically only talks about Chris Farley.

There's a whole chapter on Sinead.

Jay Mohr wrote a book about how much he fucked up his career at SNL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasping_for_Airtime

[clothedmacuser]

Clearly they should just boycott The Google and live free lives.

[benjipwns]

The guys who did that SNL book were going to do an In Living Color one but like almost nobody would talk to them because of how bitter everyone still is over how that ended and dealing with FOX.

So I think they did the ESPN book instead.


Should have done Mad TV to see if anyone could explain how it stayed on the air for 15 years. Though its cast hasn't done too badly really. Many of them fell into the Seth MacFarlane orbit/empire. Alex Borstein probably makes more for one season of Family Guy as she did in seven years of Mad TV. I almost said one episode.

She also was the voice of Queen Machina on Power Rangers Zeo.

And is responsible for Melissa McCarthy's career:

In 2000, Borstein was cast as Sookie St. James in the WB drama Gilmore Girls. She portrayed Sookie in the pilot, but her MADtv contract prevented her from continuing in the role, which was recast with Melissa McCarthy.

[benjipwns]

fuck google

fuck silicon valley

fuck 'tech bros'

meritocracy is a joke and is a codeword for 'hiring the best white person'

someone get me to the burn ward, this post gave me third degree burns

[thisismyusername]

The guys who did that SNL book were going to do an In Living Color one but like almost nobody would talk to them because of how bitter everyone still is over how that ended and dealing with FOX.

So I think they did the ESPN book instead.
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Should have done Mad TV to see if anyone could explain how it stayed on the air for 15 years. Though its cast hasn't done too badly really. Many of them fell into the Seth MacFarlane orbit/empire. Alex Borstein probably makes more for one season of Family Guy as she did in seven years of Mad TV. I almost said one episode.

She also was the voice of Queen Machina on Power Rangers Zeo.

And is responsible for Melissa McCarthy's career:

In 2000, Borstein was cast as Sookie St. James in the WB drama Gilmore Girls. She portrayed Sookie in the pilot, but her MADtv contract prevented her from continuing in the role, which was recast with Melissa McCarthy.

I forget their names, but one of the MadTV cast women (Nicole Sullivan) went to a Sitcom with Mike O'Malley in it. The black girl that played her regular mate (Debra Wilson) (I SAIIIIIID...)'s done some small bit parts.

What's his face that was on the show did Vamp for MGS2 and 4. Phil LaMar. Just remembered his name.

Will Sasso fell off the face of the earth post MadTV, but was HUGE during the time on the show IIRC.

Forget her and his name, but the two that played Stuart (Michael McDonald) and his Mom (Mo Collins) both fell off the face of the earth. Though, looking up the moms name, I think she does Children's books now.

And yeah, Alex Borenstein along with Mila Kunis won off the Fox TV shows thanks to being cast in Family Guy.

[benjipwns]

A lot of Mad TV looks like it went into voice acting.

I fucking miss 30 rock

i was just thinking the other week that it feels like it's been long enough that i could rewatch this from the start, first season was 2006

it did really bad in syndication apparently, i just checked the tv listings and it's not even on any channel for me, a bit of google searching suggests it may have been yanked from offer in late 2015 which means it did realllly bad

comedy central and wgn paid almost a million dollars an episode for it in 2009, ouch

the gamergatorgoogle search also suggested that the syndicated versions were edited? gross kobeyuck

[benjipwns]

my favorite thing about frank caliendo is that, from what i can tell his act has never really advanced beyond "i sound exactly like the guy!"

i saw him on something last year and it was just that with new people and then he pulled out John Madden and a few of his old ones and the audience was going crazy at those

[benjipwns]

if you start to type "mad tv" into YouRacistKKKTube its first suggestions for me were #3 "john madden", #2 "stuart", and number one...



APPRENTICE, NOW HE SEEMS PRESIDENTIAL:

[clothedmacuser]

If you think it’s a mods job to moderate how about you don’t backseat mod and act like I need your guidance on posting on the internet?

Banned!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245505066&postcount=3364

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[clothedmacuser]

my favorite thing about frank caliendo is that, from what i can tell his act has never really advanced beyond "i sound exactly like the guy!"

i saw him on something last year and it was just that with new people and then he pulled out John Madden and a few of his old ones and the audience was going crazy at those

Uh, The FC had his own TV show.

[benjipwns]

this is still one of my favorite Family Guy jokes:


and before you think i haven't completely tied this all together from this threads normal discussion and that i'm just wildly posting related videos now, i give you this:

In 2015, Milano endorsed Bernie Sanders for President of the United States.

[benjipwns]

Monk is fucking great.

Natalie or Sharona?

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Natalie, but with more of the first seasons vibe and also back to the first seasons theme rather than Randy Newman's garbage:

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[Tasty]

Sharona, easily.

My opinion of the show would be SEVERELY lowered if they hadn't brought her back for a couple eps in the final season.

Also, fat Tim Curry.

[clothedmacuser]

Jay Mohr wrote a book about how much he fucked up his career at SNL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasping_for_Airtime

He is so slimy in that book.  The way he describes his stolen SNL sketch is practically in the third person and so distant.  It's like recounting a accidently filling out a 1040 form because you were confused instead of full on stealing another comedians act.  Even they way he describes the consequences is like he was just seeing it happen from afar.

Maybe I'm getting that wrong.  I know this interview with him where when confronted about a story he tells to people that is really Doug Benson's story while on the Doug Benson podcast got me to hate him.  He basically blames the book publishers for the theft.

The story is about Mr. Belvedere sitting on his own balls during a table read and having to go to the hospital.

#t=5m29s

[zomgee]

If Neogaf members change their search engine to askjeeves.com they're going to have a really hard time finding receipts.

[Tasty]

MadTV was the best

I have a huge soft spot for early MadTV. It wasn't all great but it was consistently entertaining.

[zomgee]

Also I want to hear everything surrounding this question:

"Wait, WHY don't you use Google again? I don't understand. What the hell is a GAF?"

[Tasty]

Also I want to hear everything surrounding this question:

"Wait, WHY don't you use Google again? I don't understand. What the hell is a GAF?"

"Wait, you don't even know the name of the guy that wrote this?"

[Let's Cyber]

A lot of Mad TV looks like it went into voice acting.

Voice acting or heroin.

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He's been pushing his drug "redemption" for about 11 years now only to crash and burn again and again. I doubt he's been clean for more than 7 or 8 months at a time. Was arrested again a few months ago, unfortunately.

I can remember him on Howard Stern talking about his trips to the doctor and them warning about the horrible shape of his liver from his alcohol and drug abuse. This would have been 8 or 9 years ago at this point. I have no idea how he is still alive.

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[zomgee]

Also I want to hear everything surrounding this question:

"Wait, WHY don't you use Google again? I don't understand. What the hell is a GAF?"

"Wait, you don't even know the name of the guy that wrote this?"

It was someone on Medium... I can't find it now for some reason.

[benjipwns]

My opinion of the show would be SEVERELY lowered if they hadn't brought her back for a couple eps in the final season.

The final season got thrown together as a final season that's why it suddenly halfway through turns into stuff you'd expect from the Final Season with her visit and Randy leaving and stuff and the finale is garbage and isn't anyone from the shows past.

Also I couldn't care about Trudy anymore because she had become Jan to me in the intervening years.

He is so slimy in that book.  The way he describes his stolen SNL sketch is practically in the third person and so distant.  It's like recounting a accidently filling out a 1040 form because you were confused instead of full on stealing another comedians act.  Even they way he describes the consequences is like he was just seeing it happen from afar.

That's Jay Mohr! Dane Vogel really!

He claimed for a while that he didn't know Last Comic Standing was rigged either.

[tiesto]

fuck google

fuck silicon valley

fuck 'tech bros'

meritocracy is a joke and is a codeword for 'hiring the best white person'

someone get me to the burn ward, this post gave me third degree burns

These people obviously don't know jack shit about the tech industry if they think it's all white people 

Then again, for these people, getting a job requires leaving mom's basement and stop posting multi-page screeds on Mario wearing a sombrero for long enough to go out and interview.

[benjipwns]

Thinking about past Family Guy episodes and the recent South Park kerfuffle threads made wonder how modern GAF would react to this episode*:

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Also the fact that Rush and Seth got along really well in studio and had the same ideas for some lines to use, which is why he came back to do the full episode and did more cameos, also the fact that Rush was apparently super easy to work with unlike normal celebrities...and later, when Limbaugh was ill, Seth was one of the first people to call him and ask how he was doing and get better and so on.

*I actually wanted to find the clip from the Star Wars episode where he's on the landspeeders talk radio since it's actually really funny but it's all in a bunch of compilation clips or on adult swim:

My good friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again. They never stop. Now they're trying to convince us that Hoth is melting. Well, that's crazy, Just trying to scare us. And if that weren't enough to get you mad, we now have news that Lando Calrissian has been made the chief administrator of the Bespin mining facility. Gee, I wonder how he got that job. Well, let me tell you how he got that job. Affirmative action strikes again.

[benjipwns]

I don't particularly like Family Guy, but the episode last night was pretty funny. Limbaugh/McCain as a Scooby Doo-esque team is brilliant.

Wow, this guy was showing his alt-right gamergator roots all the way back in 2010.

[TVC15]

Is easily the best new emote and whoever made it is amazing haha

[counterhit]

The worst thing about madtv is that when they landed on a funny bit, they would just repeat it over and over and over again after turning it into a "reoccurring character". I don't want to imagine how many "helookalikaman" skits there are.

[seagrams hotsauce]

good christ, Acting like madtv was good is the most offensive shit i've seen in this thread so far and we had folks defending nazis a few pages ago 

[daemon]

I'm convinced Ami has dirt on Evi and although I know it's bad to point fingers and give accusations towards pedophilia but Evi looks mad suspect and especially since Ami stayed at Evi's house. Given how much there is a gag order on the Ami thing, and the Ami thing in general, I wouldn't be shocked.

Is Evi the ring leader of the neogaf pedo ring?

 /stares from afar with earbuds on

good christ, Acting like madtv was good is the most offensive shit i've seen in this thread so far and we had folks defending nazis a few pages ago

correction: debating the extent of the responsability of someone who enlisted to be part of a war (which is a legitimate act) and got assigned to Auschwitz as a book keeper. Also somewhat pointing out the fact he's been an activist against holocaust deniers for about 20 years. Prison? okay, but I don't see the point of it. Now back to the thread.

[Himu]

I loved mad tv at the time.

[TVC15]

I loved mad tv at the time.

[Himu]

In Living Colour the GOAT tho

[toku]

loved madtv growing up, I love how everyone kinda grew up and went onto do solid shit, i love seeing them pop up in stuff.

Debra Wilson showed up on an ep of Z Nation last season and she looked awesome:


also the lowered expectations jingle pops into my head all the time:

[toku]

also side note, apparently everyone hated Aeries Spears. He's basically a POS bully so here's a clip of him getting washed after talking shit to this dudes face for like 5 minutes straight:

[Averon]

MadTV's claymation shorts were the only things that gave me a chuckle

[Shuri]

Remember when gaffers made a huge deal out of the Paris Agreement and made a big thread pledging that they would change things in their lives to save the planet.

I wonder what happened to that.

Can somebody bump the thread 

[Let's Cyber]

Remember when gaffers made a huge deal out of the Paris Agreement and made a big thread pledging that they would change things in their lives to save the planet.

I wonder what happened to that.

Can somebody bump the thread 

You can count me IN, Evilore!

[Tasty]

Uhhh don't you mean Evi-chan?

[benjipwns]

Remember when gaffers made a huge deal out of the Paris Agreement and made a big thread pledging that they would change things in their lives to save the planet.

I wonder what happened to that.

Can somebody bump the thread 

Amir0x went out of his way to reduce his carbon footprint.

[Let's Cyber]

Uhhh don't you mean Evi-chan?

Chairman of the Workers' Party of NeoGAF.com, Fearless Leader Lore-senpai.

[team filler]

Leave Gargamel ugly nephew alone

[Raist]

The NeoGAF team is actively working on reducing the carbon footprint of the site by making sure they need less and less server capacity.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=245505144

Panopticon Society

[Jenkem]

 

[benjipwns]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=245505144

Panopticon Society

hmmm nope, he was with Rev3 before Polygon. Just because you don't know lf him doesn't mean he doesn't have a decent following/fanbase. I don't see him coming back from this tbh. He could get an alt right fanbase but I doubt he would want to.

And before that, Giantbomb intern. That's where I first learned about him and saw him in content at least.

Separate thing I guess, but I never really liked Nick much since he always felt disingenuous to me. Kind of felt like he weaseled his way in by being an intern for GB, getting some connections, and then slowly hopping up to what his current position is. Also going from bowlcut+glasses typical nerd look to the swooped over hair didn't make him any better in my eyes.

[VomKriege]

Red flags if I ever saw one that should have been picked up by the no doubt stringent and thorough background check Polygon probably abides to.

[Bulleta©™®]

I'd seen the MadTV Kenny Rogers Jackass skit, but not the one with some of the Jackass guys. Tahnks.

[ModernBoxes]

also side note, apparently everyone hated Aeries Spears. He's basically a POS bully so here's a clip of him getting washed after talking shit to this dudes face for like 5 minutes straight:

I agree with Spears though. That second clip puts it into context. He was drunk and loud but not wrong b

[Joe Molotov]

When Andrew Dice Clay was scheduled as a host for the May 12, 1990 episode, cast member Nora Dunn immediately announced to the press that she was boycotting the show in protest. She stated the protest was in view of Clay's perceived misogynistic, politically incorrect act, and did so without informing Michaels, the cast, or most of the crew about her intent. The public backlash was immediate; the selection of Clay was compared to the Holocaust by an audience member during an interview with Michaels. Female members of the cast and crew were harassed by phone and mail for sticking with the show, and metal detectors were installed at the studio to enhance security. NBC censors insisted that the episode be aired with a delay to compensate for anything Clay might say on air. During the live show, some audience members heckled Clay but were immediately removed by the increased security detail. Dunn's contract was already coming to an end, and with one episode left in the season, the staff voted against having her take part in the final episode of the season and her contract was not renewed.[11]

Sinéad O'Connor was scheduled to be the musical guest for the episode, but she also boycotted the show because of Clay's involvement, forcing the producers to find musical replacements.

it's like rain on your wedding day

lol, look at these Millenial Snowflakes. You want a Participation Trophy for joining the Outrage Olympics, you tumblrinas? This is the real world. Trump won, deal with it.

[zomgee]

 

[zepblackstar]

In Living Color > your favorite sketch show

OG In Living Color, the later season when people started leaving it went south fast.

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245531188&postcount=38

that poor kid

Give your kid diabetes brehs