VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[benjipwns]

The only way around it I could see is the GOP Congress would have to change the definition of treason in the statutes, knowing that Obama would be using it against some of them, in the week before the inauguration of Trump so as to render it broad enough to make favorable statements about and/or talking to people from foreign countries treason against the United States.

And then President Paul Ryan could arrest Obama, Hillary and the rest of their administration for the same? A quid pro quo.

To save the Republic and democracy of course.

Along with sending a subpoena to Evilore regarding half or more of the user accounts on NeoGAF.com of course.

Of course.

[zepblackstar]

U.S. director of national intelligence or Gaf posters....

who to choose.... who to choose...

[benjipwns]

U.S. director of national intelligence or Gaf posters....

who to choose.... who to choose...

Now hold up: http://www.hasjamesclapperbeenindictedyet.com/

[agrajag]

why is this thread and the trump pissthread both pissthreads now?

[benjipwns]

this thread has always been a pissthread 

and i've got a full bladder

[benjipwns]

No problem. With "false news" becoming a meme apart from its origins recently, a lot of us are worried about 4chan obfuscating what's really going on here through disinformation.

Man CNN sees the writing on the wall with how they've been covering all this.

Trump controlling the executive branch is the step that comes before journalists and press members being detained and escorted away. All while his base cheers on how they're finally getting rid of fake news and read the Trump approved Brietbart stories on how we're doing what should have been done long ago for the good of the nation.

So we have direct, on-camera proof of Trump lying.

[This] is going to send everyone into overdrive. Tomorrow is going to be a feeding frenzy.

I'm amazed people think anything will come of this.
The government must have known Trumps other shady behavior for years, and the public didn't give a shit about it. They still voted for him after the predator scandal.

His cronies and rich friends will handwave and bail him out of everything he ever gets accused of. Justice doesn't win in this timeline.

You dont know what youre talking about.
The publics opinion doesnt matter, his rich friends dont matter, if some of this stuff is proven its treason.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228126438&postcount=9037

Hyper-projection is currently an extremely popular tactic among the alt-right. I am not sure if this is because Trump successfully employed it during the election campaign or if he was himself was schooled in its use by his handlers who are now further instructing their followers in how to redirect a discussion in their favor. Either way, we should all get use to seeing it and other forms of gaslighting. I'm currently embroiled in a discussion elsewhere and watching a gang of alt-right trolls derail a topic by shouting down minorities and accusing them of being bigots, racists and xenophobes.


No ____, no ____, you're the ____!


As 2017 progresses it will be imperative for the Left to collectively learn how to counter this sort of behavior.

[benjipwns]

John Schindler seems to think this is the tip of the iceberg and there's a lot more.

He seems to be treating this like a leak from Russia. Some BS and some truth which the US knows.

Ohhhh man tomorrow will be amazing

It's officially the Nintendo-Trump™ Switch

[benjipwns]

I mean, as it is the BuzzFeed docs were saying he farmed out the DNC hack to the Russians. Essentially Watergate 2.0. How the hell does it get worse than the thing that took Nixon down, only worse?

This honestly has me kind of actually scared. Like fuck. None of this is good and I'm not sure we're going to be able to weather the storm all that well...

It's amazing that people just see a hint that a story like this could be fake on AOL or whatever and just say "oh ok! No big deal then"

Scary shit.

I don't know whether to be excited that we'll be slaughtering mass numbers of people for treason (this is why we didn't have to listen to Sanders supporters' hateful bigoted gamergate-laden concerns!) or scared that I'll be being slaughtered for treason when the Trump Purge of the Righteous Class comes.

Wait, I'm on both lists aren't I.

being politically purged for my ideological sins

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free offer to hold hands with anyone here

only three...four...five? spots available

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[Momo]

You guys with your politics    Go mine me some Nintendo salt 

[zepblackstar]

tomorrow

The Nintendo Salt begins!

[benjipwns]

This sounds like treason (and i don't throw that word around lightly) can we expect charges out of this?

[benjipwns]

Tony Rosato, voice of Luigi in the cartoons, passes away at 62

Mario and Luigi's voices in the cartoons were basically perfect. His lines will forever be remembered.

[Momo]

I may be out of touch, but who the fuck wears this?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228118525&postcount=22

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no, the kids are wrong

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[benjipwns]

You guys with your politics    Go mine me some Nintendo salt 

Kotaku's Luke Plunkett: The Wii U Was Great, Just Not For Me

Wii U isn't great by any means lol.

Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

The WiiU is a great console. Physically it's pretty, even family members who don't play have made comments about how pretty it is compared to the other consoles I own.

I see Luke still eats shit

Yeah, except "indefensibly bad" is dumb hyperbole and not true. This article shows that even a 2.5 yr old is able to use it without issue. It's actually designed really well.

No, it was horrible. It wasn't great. People should stop trying to be diplomatic and come out and say it. First party games and the handful of third party deals be damned, if they all move to switch, Wii U will be shown to be nothing more than a failure and a bad concept in general

I'm sure he got the "hits" he wanted.

I bought it and thought it was so awful I just never wanted to play it. There were games I even wanted to play that I didn't buy because I just disliked playing games on it for some reason. Half justified half irrational. Just wasn't my bag. Wind waker was good times tho.

Is a travesty the Wii U performed the way it did. It's a great console with a fantastic lineup of games.

Nintendo just did a piss poor job of marketing. Just selling it off the back of the Wii was nowhere near enough.

Sorry, it seems I misunderstood your comment about the games. I fail to see what kind of criticism you're trying to express though, because "horrible", "waste of space", "clunky" and "shitty" don't make for very convincing arguments.

What is horrible about the hardware? Its specs? I'd argue that horrible hardware would be one often prone to failure, which is very much not the case with the Wii U.

What is clunky about its interface? The only bad thing about it if that it's a bit slow. Otherwise it's perfectly fine and lets you access your games much more quickly than the PS4 one (to use an example I'm knowledgeable about.)

What is shitty about the gamepad? That thing is built like a tank and does its job perfectly well.

It was a "big asymmetrical bummer"? All of the core Nintendo games we get every generation were a "symmetrical" joy. Smash was the same it has always been, as was Mario Kart, Donkey Kong, Mario 3D and 2D... It seems you got so overly bothered by the gamepad you didn't notice that just about every game worth playing on the system had quite traditional multiplayer.

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none of these really have anything to do with the article content

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[Himu]

I'm excited for switch.



New Mario, brehs.

[Momo]

Cant wait for 10 years from now when newtenyearolds try and pretend that the WiiU wasnt garbage like many do now about the N64

[benjipwns]

speaking of which that N64 vs. PS1 thread got bumped again: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=491693

people quoting A Black Falcon as some kind of past sage

[agrajag]

 GAF is setting itself for another massive L with all this "things are ramping up, he's gonna get impeached before the inauguration" talk.

[Momo]

Just being on gaf is a massive L

[thisismyusername]

Cant wait for 10 years from now when newtenyearolds try and pretend that the WiiU wasnt garbage like many do now about the N64

Speaking of which:

Hironobu Sakaguchi
Producer and executive vice president, Square Japan; Chairman and chief executive officer, Square USA
Politically it was a drastic change and a huge decision, but for me it was more of a natural decision because that was the hardware we needed to make the game.

Jun Iwasaki
Vice president of marketing, Square U.S.
I thought it was the right decision, but yeah, there was a lot of [tension] with Nintendo after.

Tomoyuki Takechi
President and chief executive officer, Square
It was pretty uncomfortable. There were about four to five years where we couldn’t really talk with Nintendo. We didn’t have a friendly relationship with them.

Shinichiro Kajitani
Vice president, Square USA
When we made the decision to go with Sony, for about 10 years we basically weren’t allowed into Nintendo’s offices. From a consumer’s point of view, it was good to have two companies competing with each other because prices wouldn’t rise and it would be better for them. But from a business perspective, our main interest was making sure that Sony won and Nintendo lost, basically, because that would be better for us.

George Harrison
Senior vice president, marketing and communications, Nintendo of America (1992-2007)
The period when PlayStation first arrived using CDs rather than cartridges was a tough period for Nintendo with publishers. Nintendo wanted to stay with cartridges to minimize counterfeiting but publishers wanted the extra capacity available on CDs. This was especially true for games like Final Fantasy with rich graphics.

Darren Smith
Project manager/manager, Nintendo of America (1993-2000)
I knew it was important [when Square left], and it certainly was a loss. But for me, it wasn’t such a devastating loss. I knew it was very important for [Nintendo in] Japan. I’m not so sure about the U.S. market. But we knew it was a big deal to have lost it on our system, and knowing that it would make Sony a bigger competitor, it just made the work that much more important.

Hiroshi Kawai
Character programmer, Square Japan
I’ll say this. I’m impressed with what Nintendo [was] able to do with the 64 hardware. Mario, Zelda — their devs must be top notch to be able to do that. But that’s essentially the extent of what you can do with the hardware. And you would get nowhere near anything like a Final Fantasy running on it.

Hironobu Sakaguchi
Producer and executive vice president, Square Japan; Chairman and chief executive officer, Square USA
When we made our decision, the president of Square [Masafumi Miyamoto], our lead programmer [Ken Narita] and I went to a meeting with Yamauchi-san. There is an old cultural tradition where, in Kyoto, someone will welcome you with tea, but you’re not supposed to really drink that tea. It’s just polite to have it there. And Yamauchi-san welcomed us with a very expensive bento meal and beer, and gave us a very nice welcome and basically patted us on the back to say, “I wish you the best.” No bitter feelings or anything.

Hiroshi Kawai
Character programmer, Square Japan
I think [Sakaguchi] is just trying to be politically correct with that one.

Yoshihiro Maruyama
Executive vice president, Square U.S.
I don’t think [anyone from Nintendo gave us a hard time]. They said, “Oh, we don’t need that.” That’s what they said. [Laughs] Their philosophy has always been that Nintendo hardware is for their games, and if a publisher wants to publish, “OK you can do it.” But if you don’t like it, “We don’t want you.”

Hiroshi Kawai
Character programmer, Square Japan
What I heard was Nintendo said, “If you’re leaving us, never come back.”

[Note: In October 2001, then Square president Hisashi Suzuki said in an interview that Nintendo became especially frustrated not when Square left, but later when Square helped convince others, such as Enix, to leave as well. Suzuki declined an interview request for this story.]

Nintendo taking L's from beyond the grave. It's like they can't shake that 1980's attitude from them at all. GEE I WONDER WHY THIRD PARTIES DROP AFTER LAUNCH!?

[Himu]

SQUARESOFT

The company of dreams! RIP

[benjipwns]

GAF is setting itself for another massive L with all this "things are ramping up, he's gonna get impeached before the inauguration" talk.

No, no, impeachment is too light plus Pence is as bad! Treason! Of every single Republican! And person who supported Trump!

EXCEPT THE DEMOCRATS AND MEDIA WILL JUST ROLL OVER!!! FUCKING OBAMA!!!!!

[agrajag]

N64 was far from garbage 

[Coax]

Cant wait for 10 years from now when newtenyearolds try and pretend that the WiiU wasnt garbage like many do now about the N64

I think I hear the sound of someone disappointed their favorite system didn't have the totally rad selection of the ULTRA 64.

[benjipwns]

George Harrison
Senior vice president, marketing and communications, Nintendo of America (1992-2007)
The period when PlayStation first arrived using CDs rather than cartridges was a tough period for Nintendo with publishers. Nintendo wanted to stay with cartridges to minimize counterfeiting but publishers wanted the extra capacity available on CDs. This was especially true for games like Final Fantasy with rich graphics.

Yeah, that's why.

[thisismyusername]

N64 was far from garbage

I mean... dude.

[agrajag]

GTFO with that shite, you all must have grown up with a silver spoon if your family could afford to have more than 10 games per console. N64 had plenty of great games to keep my 12 year old self entertained.

[benjipwns]

I'm sorry, I can't hear your half-resolution SDTV consoles over my 800x600 HIGH-DEFINITION rendered games on a TNT and 400 MEGAHERTZ OF PENTIUMS DUECE.

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When the $2000 PC talking point was real.

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owning both consoles because they were what, $149 within like a year of the N64's launch

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[benjipwns]

GTFO with that shite, you all must have grown up with a silver spoon if your family could afford to have more than 10 games per console. N64 had plenty of great games to keep my 12 year old self entertained.

You could buy ten PS1 games for the price of a N64 cart.

[thisismyusername]

I'm not even talking games and wasn't N64 more expensive than Playstation CD's? IIRC N64 was like $50 in cart prices new while Playstation was $40 new.

There's some black magic programming folks did on N64 (compressing RE2 being a key example), but that system was trash in most regards in performance.

[Himu]

PlayStation 1 games cost $50.

[benjipwns]

Sony published titles were $40. Third parties were passing on the royalty payment to consumers.

The cartridges were initially $35 to purchase from Nintendo. And had a six month turnaround time. AND Nintendo slotted any of their games first into the queue at all times, no matter how long your game was waiting.

Sony could produce the CD's on like a three week timetable and it only cost like $5 or something.

A real reason most companies went with Sony, aside from fitting pre-recorded FMVs, vast majority of those discs aren't even close to being full. (Stuff like Ridge Racer infamously loads completely into System RAM and only plays the music from the disc.)

  Unless they're Twisted Metal 2.

[thisismyusername]

PlayStation 1 games cost $50.

I don't recall that. I got RE2 and 3 $40 day-one in the 1990's. It' s the one thing I missed when that generation was over and X-box, Gamecube, PS2 launched: The prices for CD's (now DVD's) went up $10-20 for new titles.

[agrajag]

GTFO with that shite, you all must have grown up with a silver spoon if your family could afford to have more than 10 games per console. N64 had plenty of great games to keep my 12 year old self entertained.

You could buy ten PS1 games for the price of a N64 cart.

On what planet? Maybe some trash shovelware games, but normal games cost $40-50

[Himu]

PlayStation 1 games cost $50.

I don't recall that. I got RE2 and 3 $40 day-one in the 1990's. It' s the one thing I missed when that generation was over and X-box, Gamecube, PS2 launched: The prices for CD's (now DVD's) went up $10-20 for new titles.

I bought final fantasy IX for 50.

Ps2 and psx literally had the same pay models. Cheaper games were 40 or if they were published by Sony. Most games were 50.

[Momo]

Guys, I didnt mean to start this old war up again 

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We all know sega was the best anyway 

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[Coax]

You could buy ten PS1 games for the price of a N64 cart.

Most I knew just obtained the bootleg discs. Didn't have any games I was interested in at the time though. Besides, who wants to pay full price. Picked up the console NIB with the extra controller for like half the regular price while the games could be bought locally at discounts or from eBay.

Or rented them from Blockbuster. Fun times.

[agrajag]

$250 Neo Geo carts 

[Himu]

Also no way were n64 games 50. there were some that cost that much, but a lot of the bigger ones cost like 70 dollars.

[benjipwns]

We're actually paying way less for games now. Let me find an ad in one of these old magazines....pick something comparable. September 1996.

Madden NFL 97 at EB for PS1 is $59.99. Same price for Resident Evil.
Mario RPG for SNES is $69.99. So is DKC3.

For the 1996 prices:
$59.99 = $92.28 in 2016 dollars
$69.99 = $107.66

Let me jump ahead to Nov 1997 to get some N64 carts in here.

GoldenEye is $69.99. Cruis'n USA for $69.99.
Mario Kart 64, Super Mario 64, StarFox 64, all yours at $59.99. (Note the developers...)
NFL Quarterback Club 98: $74.99

Madden 64: $64.99
Madden 98 on PS1/SAT: $49.99
GameDay 98: $39.99 (Again, the developer...)

Duke Nukem, $75 on N64, $45 on PS1, $50 on Saturn
Final Fantasy VII: $49.99

PS1/N64: $149.99/$149.99
Memory Card: $19.99/$19.99
Controller: $19.99/$29.99

For the 1997 prices:
$19.99 = $30.06
$29.99 = $45.10
$39.99 = $60.14
$49.99 = $75.17
$59.99 = $90.21
$69.99 = $105.25
$74.99 = $112.77
$149.99 = $225.55

[Himu]

I had a ps1 without a memory card for like a month and a half and played FF7 without saving that way. Fucking memories. The day I got my memory card I got to Kalm and did the flashback in one night.

[benjipwns]

One last note on treason and the Constitution clause before we get back to the important battles of game prices in the late 1990s. One reason the founders (who were large landholders and thus not exactly 99%er's) made it so specific was that at the time the English legal definition was so broad as to consider a labor strike to be treasonous with the corresponding applicable death penalty.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228128897&postcount=1777

Storage space was not an issue after a while though. A 32 MB cart (which was common for most big games in 1998 and later) could easily fit games like a Metal Slug or a Street Fighter Alpha arcade game with very few cuts, if any.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228129420&postcount=1779

See above, it was developer will more than anything technical.

NeoGAF.com where development costs are free.

[benjipwns]

Did you only play Perfect Dark in multiplayer?

The frame rate holds up remarkably well in single player, and even in every two player mode.

It's not perfect but it's very, very playable.

I played the N64 version last week with a friend, and so unless your system is busted you're tripping.

this dude is the More_Badass of 2000

12 fps? perfectly fine!

N64 also had the best looking 3d fighter. Mace-The dark age is basicly an arcade perfect port running at a lower resolution. I'm still amazed how they could archive that on the N64 hardware.
Bio Freaks ran and looked surprisingly good too

this is worse than me posting from GAF political threads in the GAF pissthread

[benjipwns]

I got a real good paying gig today that will require me to be, on Friday, away from the house, a computer, or a store of any kind from 7AM until about 6 PM

basically, screw me

no Switch will see my hands for months

On one hand, some much needed money, and some MUCH needed work, whoo
On the other, my hype has entirely deflated and been replaced with sadness

Can't even get a family member to get the thing for me because I'm taking our last car

;-;

Amazon, Best Buy, Gamestop, and Target...all logged in and waiting.

Just in case.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228129107&postcount=3214

My final predictions in no particular order:

1: Splatoon 2 is called Splatoon 2. Its a sequel to what should be the surprise of noone since why would Nintendo only port a online game? Come on now.

2: Splatoon 2 is bundled with NS...for $249.99 US DOLLARS. Thats right I'm being risky on this one.

3: Girl "Link' is confirmed. I predict tho it may not be revealed in the conference, that it has a fully customizable character creator including skin tones however thats because in the beginning your Zelda describing to Impa/Hyrulian Guards which random villager has the potential to be a hero and infuses them with hero power since the real Link is dead. The fusing takes 100 years to complete. I would love a real girl Link but this way girl Link would be canon since whoever you personally choose would be canon without affecting the timeline. To the rage of many (including me lol) they would go back to regular Link for most future titles with no custom unless they can fit it into the story again. Its a launch title worldwide.

4: Mario Rabbids Kingdom is a launch title.

5: 3D Mario is Holiday.

6: Retro's game is Kid Icarus.

7: New 2D Metroid game.

8: New Yarn game by Good Feel.

9: No Pikmin. Pikmin 3DS is Pikmin 4 to the meltdowns of many.

10: Persona 5 at Switch launch in Japan/April 4th in the west.

11: Monster Hunter XX announced for launch in Japan and Summer in the west.

12: Mario Musou announced for Summer.

13: Smash "Port" is called Smash 5. Same engine but showed as sequel with over a dozen mew characters. Atleast one shown off.

14: Mario Kart 9 announced. 16 New Tracks, 8 Retro Tracks from MK8, 8 Retro Tracks not in Mario Kart 8. Inkliing Playable.

15: New Pushmo announced because they're everywhere.

16: Game Cube VC rumors true. LM, MS, and SSBM at launch. $15 each,

17: If you have WiiU/3DS VC version you get discount here. Drip lineup again.

18: Joycon to buy with real D-Pad.

19: New IP starring Paper Clips. Big online game.

20: Zelda 2D Maker announced for 2017. NES, ALTTP, GBC, MC, and ALBW styles. Can create around 8 full rooms of a dunegon per a level.

21: Dark Souls 3 Complete Edition announced for release sometime after DLC is done.

22: Tekken 7 announced.

23: DanganRonpa V3 announced.

24: Tales of Berseria announced.

25: In addition to already known SE games, FFXIV announced. Nintendo allows cross play.

26: Rocket League announced.

27: Yooka-Laylee "officially" announced.

28: Xenoblade X port announced for 2017.

29: New Monolith game announced.

30: Something Shin Megami Tensei announced.

31: No ports from 3DS games like Mario Sports game.

32: Mother 3 announced. Lucina amiibo limited edition announced. Physical version has trilogy, is rom dump. $50. Mother 4 fan game is made canon and also included.

Nothing really outlandish imo. We shall see what happens and await to be wowed.

[nachobro]

I'm excited for switch.



New Mario, brehs.

i'm excited too but there's still gonna be some good meltdowns to enjoy

GAF is setting itself for another massive L with all this "things are ramping up, he's gonna get impeached before the inauguration" talk.

the switch and the trump threads have a lot in common

[Momo]

Just being in the gaf thread is a massive L

.

I have long since accepted my L

[benjipwns]

I have long since accepted my L

the switch and the trump threads have a lot in common

I think I like the Trump threads more because their "optimistic scenario" is an elected President and his supporters being arrested or thrown out of office setting off massive political violence that will probably have a major racial component.

The upside for the Nintendo fanboys "optimistic scenario" is...I have to get a Switch?

what if it turns out Obama's been playing chess while Trump played checkers? What if the IC has known something legitimately treasonous but have been sitting on it for some period of time, maneuvering Trump until it's the optimal time to spring everything on him right before the inauguration?

Nah, I'm not actually sure Obama is going to come out of this looking all that well. As we learn more and more about what intelligence and Obama knew and for how long, his stance of not wanting to appear to politicize this or just hoping Hillary wins and it goes away starts to look pretty poor.

Did you guys watch the Anderson Cooper and [Trump campaign manager] Conway craziness earlier? I assume it was already linked earlier but this thread is very chaotic to sift through.

The entire segment got me pretty agitated and I'm usually a pretty calm person.

This lady is a Russian agent and needs to be banned from the media. She's lying all the time. Seth fucking Myers? Get her off everything.

This 25 minute conversation(Russian Propaganda) goes on way too long. As I said before these Trump surrogates need to stop being regulars(paid). Pull in generic Republicans of the day to get the right's(Russian's) view.

Never say never (or no way)

As much as I'm begging for everything to turn out exactly as we hope, I'm keeping my expectations at "expect the absolute worst, nothing will happen"

[benjipwns]

A lot of Americans are going to die at the hands of the new Trump lead GOP. Living in America is now about surviving in America. We need to get serious about taking care of each other on a local, community level, because the federal government is coming after our basic safety.

wait...who does he think was been setting insurance regulations for the 50+ years before 2010?

even this new stuff has been state dependent

thank god you don't find these kinds of errors in the off-topic where only objectivity is allowed and nothing goes unchallenged by facts, shame on gaming side

[benjipwns]

That is not going to make it easier for him or his administration to hide from the truth.Doing that will force intelligence community outside the US to find the truth about trump's russia connections which will make it's way to the American people eventually.

By which point Trump and his administration will have stripped the American people of their ability to do anything about it.

It's time to start thinking worse case scenario, folks. I mean, our president-elect is a fascist. Why keep trying to look for a silver lining?

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now whenever i see a picture avatar like this on GAF i secretly wonder if they're bobbyrobertsing

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[benjipwns]

gotta sneak one last one in for Vom and some others who know who they are:

I still can't believe Droppo The Oppo was real. Goddamit poligaf we were so close.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228132575&postcount=99

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228132575&postcount=99

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possible imagine." - Satoru "Reggie" Miyamoto, 2015

[benjipwns]

Dude needs to listen to Bent a few more times. Which is what we'll all be when we have no health insurance. No compassion. I don't think he's really a Matchbox 20 fan.

wow, some lines are really being crossed, people are going to regret these types of posts

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228129107&postcount=3214

My final predictions in no particular order:

1: Splatoon 2 is called Splatoon 2. Its a sequel to what should be the surprise of noone since why would Nintendo only port a online game? Come on now.

2: Splatoon 2 is bundled with NS...for $249.99 US DOLLARS. Thats right I'm being risky on this one.

3: Girl "Link' is confirmed. I predict tho it may not be revealed in the conference, that it has a fully customizable character creator including skin tones however thats because in the beginning your Zelda describing to Impa/Hyrulian Guards which random villager has the potential to be a hero and infuses them with hero power since the real Link is dead. The fusing takes 100 years to complete. I would love a real girl Link but this way girl Link would be canon since whoever you personally choose would be canon without affecting the timeline. To the rage of many (including me lol) they would go back to regular Link for most future titles with no custom unless they can fit it into the story again. Its a launch title worldwide.

4: Mario Rabbids Kingdom is a launch title.

5: 3D Mario is Holiday.

6: Retro's game is Kid Icarus.

7: New 2D Metroid game.

8: New Yarn game by Good Feel.

9: No Pikmin. Pikmin 3DS is Pikmin 4 to the meltdowns of many.

10: Persona 5 at Switch launch in Japan/April 4th in the west.

11: Monster Hunter XX announced for launch in Japan and Summer in the west.

12: Mario Musou announced for Summer.

13: Smash "Port" is called Smash 5. Same engine but showed as sequel with over a dozen mew characters. Atleast one shown off.

14: Mario Kart 9 announced. 16 New Tracks, 8 Retro Tracks from MK8, 8 Retro Tracks not in Mario Kart 8. Inkliing Playable.

15: New Pushmo announced because they're everywhere.

16: Game Cube VC rumors true. LM, MS, and SSBM at launch. $15 each,

17: If you have WiiU/3DS VC version you get discount here. Drip lineup again.

18: Joycon to buy with real D-Pad.

19: New IP starring Paper Clips. Big online game.

20: Zelda 2D Maker announced for 2017. NES, ALTTP, GBC, MC, and ALBW styles. Can create around 8 full rooms of a dunegon per a level.

21: Dark Souls 3 Complete Edition announced for release sometime after DLC is done.

22: Tekken 7 announced.

23: DanganRonpa V3 announced.

24: Tales of Berseria announced.

25: In addition to already known SE games, FFXIV announced. Nintendo allows cross play.

26: Rocket League announced.

27: Yooka-Laylee "officially" announced.

28: Xenoblade X port announced for 2017.

29: New Monolith game announced.

30: Something Shin Megami Tensei announced.

31: No ports from 3DS games like Mario Sports game.

32: Mother 3 announced. Lucina amiibo limited edition announced. Physical version has trilogy, is rom dump. $50. Mother 4 fan game is made canon and also included.

Nothing really outlandish imo. We shall see what happens and await to be wowed.

thats one hell of a wishlist. these people did see nintendos efforts with the wii and wiiu, right?

[VomKriege]

Starting to think NeoGAF is infiltrated by paid US trolls.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=228130398

When you're camping in the woods and a bear comes for your food, there's always one shithead in your group who decides that now's a good time to swipe your snacks, even though the bear will kill them eventually, especially since they didn't bother to help fight the bear in the first place.

Now we just hope that there's still enough people to wrestle the bear.

WTF is this analogy 

[benjipwns]

you don't fight the bear you just have to outrun most of the group

[Let's Cyber]

"Nothing really outlandish imo"

[benjipwns]

why would you even fight the bear?

that's what you take your bear repellent cat for

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that's just good hard science