VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=221545423#post221545423

Sick putdown, Bish. You tell Facebook. 

 

You're creepy! Fuck off. 

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1300371

soccer in the op? check
blackface involved? check
germany or other yurop nations? check
world war ii mention in first ten posts? check check
"they wouldn't consider it offensive, they're not race obsessed like the us"? check check check
slayven and americans now posting? check check check check
"shoutout to Americans denouncing an entire continent as racist when they have an NFL team called the "redskins"" and trump mentions? twitter approved check

That whole thread is legit disgusting. Castigate an entire country over a few people doing 'blackface' When the second post is this amazing bit of virtue signalling

Holy shit.

I used to date a black girl from Berlin and when I asked her whether it was an inclusive country she said it was.

Uhhh. What?

It can only go down from there.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221606995&postcount=358

pallando bookmark this next time you whine about our relationship advice. 

[Atramental]

Oh god... 

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221606995&postcount=358

pallando bookmark this next time you whine about our relationship advice. 

[railGUN]

[zomgee]

Marriage troubles?

HAVE. ANOTHER. KID.

[benjipwns]

it'll make her feel young again!

[zepblackstar]

Maybe talking about having another kid could help you guys focus on the family you do have, and snap her back into the responsibility she needs to take.

You take advice from Neogaf ,  you deserve your life to be shit

[benjipwns]

throw out her birth control, poke holes in your condoms, that'll focus her on the family you have

[clothedmacuser]

A two for one from commedieu

Just say you hate distinguished black fellows.

Can the gop just do it? I honestly won't mind. But I hate having to see all this code language for "distinguished black fellows get out."

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221610251&postcount=103

He steals Enzom's shtick but adds his special talent, saying he "honestly" would respect white people be openly racist. 

It's always "honestly," he says it every time he says he just wants racists to stop hiding it.

[Let's Cyber]

Those kind of stories always strike fear into my heart

The idea of building a life with someone only for them to get bored and disinterested with the relationship after we have children is my worst nightmare.  I might have abandonment issues 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Those kind of stories always strike fear into my heart

The idea of building a life with someone only for them to get bored and disinterested with the relationship after we have children is my worst nightmare.  I might have abandonment issues 

This guy's wife is pathetic for hanging around people 10 years younger than her.  She's likely a creepy hanger on and she will probably find that out the hard way.  Although if she really wants to be accepted into the social group, who knows how low she's willing to go to be accepted

[Phoenix Dark]

Sounds like she's tired of his weak stroke game.

[nachobro]

Sounds like she's tired of his weak stroke game.

[zomgee]

So at this point are people getting banned for saying they support Trump (yes while slamming HRC), or am I just being daft?

[FStop7]

So at this point are people getting banned for saying they support Trump (yes while slamming HRC), or am I just being daft?

I'd say we're moving into territory where you not only need to be voting for HRC, you better be doing it with a fucking smile, you plebeian piece of shit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1300955

[archie4208]

You will never play Nintendota and rage at people for picking a shitty carry like Link instead of a support like Luigi. 

[daemon]

Who are the neogaf users that you guys consider offer no value to the forum (as in, all they do is antagonize other users), finger point and insult others and have moderation immunity?

Slayven, Lime, Angelus Errare come to mind. But i'm sure there's more

You better pray you don't actually ever see a real Revolution. Actual Revolutions are violent and bloody and I'd really wish people stop tossing that word around so easily.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221629459&postcount=23

  Potential counter-revolutionary to the proletariat uprising detected. 

He's right. I was working at retail when the Nintendo Wii came out. Nothing could prepare me for what I saw that Christmas

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=221545423#post221545423

Sick putdown, Bish. You tell Facebook. 

https://www.facebook.com/likestofightstudios
https://www.facebook.com/tim.lewinson.3?fref=ts

 

whatever happened to the comic....

[Phoenix Dark]

https://twitter.com/zepblackstar/status/791459445465239552
 

what the fuck is this shit

[Let's Cyber]

Sorry for all these posts, but it seems like each thread atm is filled with gold.

 From the poster who thought Ghostbusters 2016 was film of the year:
 

Rather drink Bud Light.

Fuck yeah. Mine of choice anyway.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221630055&postcount=75

Given brandonh83's interest for the blandest of mass market movies, his love for the shittiest, most widely available beer is unsurprising.

[Great Rumbler]

https://twitter.com/zepblackstar/status/791459445465239552
 

what the fuck is this shit

Mockingbird is a p. good comic.

[Tasty]

Hawtt

[Tasty]

Sorry for all these posts, but it seems like each thread atm is filled with gold.

 From the poster who thought Ghostbusters 2016 was film of the year:
 

Rather drink Bud Light.

Fuck yeah. Mine of choice anyway.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221630055&postcount=75

Bud Light is only good for one purpose: shotgunning cans after a softball game. It's basically water so it shoots down the throat as such.

Otherwise it's mildly decent as anal lube.

As a beer? Lololololol.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Those kind of stories always strike fear into my heart

The idea of building a life with someone only for them to get bored and disinterested with the relationship after we have children is my worst nightmare.  I might have abandonment issues 

This guy's wife is pathetic for hanging around people 10 years younger than her.  She's likely a creepy hanger on and she will probably find that out the hard way.  Although if she really wants to be accepted into the social group, who knows how low she's willing to go to be accepted

This is SO true.  I know someone exactly like this. Got married young, had some kids. A few years later she gets a mid life crisis and starts hanging out with people much younger than her. Blamed her husband for her life being boring and missing out on her younger experience and that she'd rather hang with her friends. Gets a divorce and does a ton of stupid shit to fit in with the younger crowd. It was pathetic. And it's even worse now because her friends have all grown up and gotten married and are starting to have their own kids and they're making their own lives and wanting to spend time with their spouses and kids and she's still like "Guys! Let's go party!...Guys? Guys???"

[tiesto]

Who are the neogaf users that you guys consider offer no value to the forum (as in, all they do is antagonize other users), finger point and insult others and have moderation immunity?

Slayven, Lime, Angelus Errare come to mind. But i'm sure there's more

Crossing Eden is the one that is most obnoxious to me, personally.

[VomKriege]

Hillary Clinton is the most far-left major party candidate this country has ever seen. Not sure what other argument any reasonable person needs.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221627131&postcount=10

 

FDR put Japanese-Americans in internment camps.
Come on fam.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221630235&postcount=30

If that were true, then we would have had equal pay decades ago. We would have had LGBTI protection since Truman. But we don't. Because what you're saying is wrong.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221631323&postcount=33


By that standard, Engels was not really a leftist then.

Also gonna call mild bullshit on the so called Clinton hyper-competency. She obviously knows her way around in Washington and has a long career as a public servant. Secretary of State is a prestigious and important position, but it's fairly inconclusive as a school for electoral statesmanship.

[Tasty]

Hillary Clinton is the most far-left major party candidate this country has ever seen. Not sure what other argument any reasonable person needs.

This isn't incorrect, with the caveat that American politics in general have been moving left in general ever since the nation's inception. So any new democratic party candidate will be "the most far-left."

[bluemax]

Do you think Nintendo will try to woo Blizzard for Overwatch?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221620539&postcount=12
 Ah yes, Overwatch on Switch becoming the eSports standard.
--

I would love to see what Nintendo could do with a controller based MOBA built around their cast of characters and a f2p or at least free to try model.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221622187&postcount=28
 Nintendo, the company who won't even make F2P mobile games, making a controller-based MOBA? lol

 One, MOBAs on controllers are going to be limited in scope only to games like Smite.

 Second, MOBAs require extreme dedication, input, proper infrastructure, regular content, community interaction etc. etc. to be successful, and it's a huge investment to make one. Nintendo's entire philiosophy puts them at ends with that. And it's not like any MK+B e-sports players are going to the Switch to play another MOBA. They couldn't even get it off the ground with as much effort that was put into Smite PS4.
--

Makes sense. There were more Nintendo games at this year's EVO than any other publisher.

Nintendo took Capcom's crown lol.

But but but they had that wanna be esports thing with Splatoon in the trailer! Mah eSports on my Nintendo!

(For the record I agree. No way Nintendo ever commits to something that requires the infrastructure of a MoBA or MMO, and even if they did it would be a failure given that Nintendo is 10+ years behind in that kind of tech)

Is it fair to attribute the opinions of one (albeit very important) member of staff to the entire Oculus brand and its employees?

Yes, if they continue to associate themselves with him with only the weakest of comment on the situation.

It is when the entire brand and its employees decided to remain associated with that one member which happens to be the face of that company.

those fucking scumbag employees, what pussies

Does this mean we can assume Bish is a fat shaming misogynist like his forum boss Evilore?

[VomKriege]

 

That can only be true if you consider leftism only through the lens of social advances. Worldwide economy has been hard steered toward free market principles with less public oversight for several decades now, and that cannot qualify as the vector drifting left (whatever your feelings about how beneficial it all is) in that domain for any first world country.

Even before debating the substance of it, dubbing Clinton the "most far left ever in this country" is idiotic and meaningless on a couple levels.

[bluemax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1300371

soccer in the op? check
blackface involved? check
germany or other yurop nations? check
world war ii mention in first ten posts? check check
"they wouldn't consider it offensive, they're not race obsessed like the us"? check check check
slayven and americans now posting? check check check check
"shoutout to Americans denouncing an entire continent as racist when they have an NFL team called the "redskins"" and trump mentions? twitter approved check

This happened in America today:

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=221545423#post221545423

Sick putdown, Bish. You tell Facebook. 

https://www.facebook.com/likestofightstudios
https://www.facebook.com/tim.lewinson.3?fref=ts

 

whatever happened to the comic....

It requires an incredible amount of research.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=221545423#post221545423

Sick putdown, Bish. You tell Facebook. 

 

You're creepy! Fuck off. 

... Bish?

[VomKriege]

Sorry for all these posts, but it seems like each thread atm is filled with gold.

 From the poster who thought Ghostbusters 2016 was film of the year:
 

Rather drink Bud Light.

Fuck yeah. Mine of choice anyway.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221630055&postcount=75

Given brandonh83's interest for the blandest of mass market movies, his love for the shittiest, most widely available beer is unsurprising.

It's about political principles : Those Anheuser Busch InBev executives are totally Bernie Bros.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Also gonna call mild bullshit on the so called Clinton hyper-competency. She obviously knows her way around in Washington and has a long career as a public servant. Secretary of State is a prestigious and important position, but it's fairly inconclusive as a school for electoral statesmanship.

Compared to Trump though...

[VomKriege]

Also gonna call mild bullshit on the so called Clinton hyper-competency. She obviously knows her way around in Washington and has a long career as a public servant. Secretary of State is a prestigious and important position, but it's fairly inconclusive as a school for electoral statesmanship.

Compared to Trump though...

Well obviously.
But most qualified (and most far left lol) US candidate ever is some serious overselling.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Yeah I mean she has some experience, and she's been close to the nexus of power but she's hardly a stateswomen with a 40 year career.

Also she is pretty hard military wise from what I've been reading, not quite a republican hawk but no pushover either.

[Syph]

Hillary Clinton is the most far-left major party candidate this country has ever seen. Not sure what other argument any reasonable person needs.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221627131&postcount=10

 

FDR put Japanese-Americans in internment camps.
Come on fam.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221630235&postcount=30

If that were true, then we would have had equal pay decades ago. We would have had LGBTI protection since Truman. But we don't. Because what you're saying is wrong.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221631323&postcount=33


By that standard, Engels was not really a leftist then.

Also gonna call mild bullshit on the so called Clinton hyper-competency. She obviously knows her way around in Washington and has a long career as a public servant. Secretary of State is a prestigious and important position, but it's fairly inconclusive as a school for electoral statesmanship.

lol he already got banned 

[railGUN]

My Rabbit has Two Weeks to Live

Can you show us the x-ray?

GET BENT.

Get bent? Why?

Why do YOU need to see the X-Ray? It's an insensitive thing to ask for, even if he had access.

Well I'm a veterinarian that has worked the last 8 years on the radiology department of my faculty's veterinary hospital, and my thesis was on rabbits.

 

[Atramental]

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[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221662903&postcount=512

Why are people with clearly a) no kids and b) no relationship experience adding 'advice' to this thread  

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221662903&postcount=512

Why are people with clearly a) no kids and b) no relationship experience adding 'advice' to this thread

This is the best one- let's white knight the wife!  The avatar makes it even better!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221657383&postcount=493


I love the bit about the anniversary being "just a day and nothing amazing."  Yeah, sure- nothing wrong with your wife putting off your anniversary to go and party with people and telling you that you're not invited!  I bet this guy has never been on a single date in his life, let alone had a relationship.

[bork]

I feel legitimately bad for that OP, though.   

[Mupepe]

Yeah that's a really shitty spot to be in.  Can't laugh at that dude but he shouldn't be asking NeoGAF of all places. 

[Mupepe]

Ohhhhh shit. Just read that post above. He's over serious about his relationship with his wife and how it might impact his kids. Has to be a troll

[Phoenix Dark]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221692455&postcount=18769

While I do think Silver is more click baity this year...some of these complaints sound so fucking desperate and upset. Imagine if this wasn't a blowout election, these people would be suicidal and angry. Hell imagine if Hillary was running against a decent candidate and losing 

[zomgee]

My Rabbit has Two Weeks to Live

Can you show us the x-ray?

GET BENT.

Get bent? Why?

Why do YOU need to see the X-Ray? It's an insensitive thing to ask for, even if he had access.

Well I'm a veterinarian that has worked the last 8 years on the radiology department of my faculty's veterinary hospital, and my thesis was on rabbits.

 

What a surreal thread. Here's someone who is actually willing to help, with expertise, and he gets crapped on because an emotional surrogate of the op demands everyone to mourn with such helpful phrases as "FUCK CANCER!"

Here's a person who was actually going to do something to help and he get silenced by the sensitive patrol.

Well, I'm a veterinarian with radiological specializati-

FUCK YOU, YOU CANT YOU SEE WHAT THIS PERSON IS GOING THROUGH?!??

[agrajag]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1300023&page=100000

How delusional must these people be to think that Texas will turn blue this election 

[Great Rumbler]

Texas will eventually go blue, or at least purple, in the long-run if the GOP keeps crapping on Latinos, but the Dems aren't going to make up 1.2 million votes in just 4 years.

[benjipwns]

Who are the neogaf users that you guys consider offer no value to the forum (as in, all they do is antagonize other users), finger point and insult others and have moderation immunity?

Slayven, Lime, Angelus Errare come to mind. But i'm sure there's more

huh, wonder what all those posters have in common that you want to segregate them out in particular

[benjipwns]

I'd say we're moving into territory where you not only need to be voting for HRC, you better be doing it with a fucking smile, you plebeian piece of shit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1300955

Pretty much every single DNC nominee from FDR to Mondale was more "left" than Hillary.

FDR put Japanese-Americans in internment camps.

Come on fam.

*snicker*

If that were true, then we would have had equal pay decades ago. We would have had LGBTI protection since Truman.

yo i can't even yo help

[benjipwns]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221692455&postcount=18769

While I do think Silver is more click baity this year...some of these complaints sound so fucking desperate and upset. Imagine if this wasn't a blowout election, these people would be suicidal and angry. Hell imagine if Hillary was running against a decent candidate and losing 

rage at a guy for his model changing when new data gets put into it as solely doing it for the CLICKS when you're checking the model enough times a day to notice and for some reason care when it moves half a percentage point

[Mr. Nobody]

https://twitter.com/zepblackstar/status/791459445465239552
 

what the fuck is this shit

That's actually kinda funny 

[Nola]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221662903&postcount=512

Why are people with clearly a) no kids and b) no relationship experience adding 'advice' to this thread

This is the best one- let's white knight the wife!  The avatar makes it even better!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221657383&postcount=493
(Image removed from quote.)

I love the bit about the anniversary being "just a day and nothing amazing."  Yeah, sure- nothing wrong with your wife putting off your anniversary to go and party with people and telling you that you're not invited!  I bet this guy has never been on a single date in his life, let alone had a relationship.

What a beta cuck.

[Nola]

That can only be true if you consider leftism only through the lens of social advances.

Does GAF have any other prism then social Leftism at this point? Generally speaking of course.

The intellect level of most of GAF seems to hover somewhere at the level of people that maybe took a college level course once and watched a few pop social justice documentaries while scrolling headlines of their facebook feed.

[benjipwns]

You're making the mistake of thinking that the "results" that make up the popular GAF views are derived from some ideology or philosophy.

They aren't. They're about who's currently advocating for that view. Every arguments value is determined by its current strategic position.

[benjipwns]

It's one reason people get so frustrated and angry when their peer pressure and browbeating doesn't convince others. Why are they not simply accepting my true positions?!? Must be something wrong with them, mods help.

[bork]

Another Street Fighter sales thread and another thread de-rail from Platy about its "sexualization".

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221723127&postcount=25

Dude can't stop.

[D3RANG3D]

Post the R Mika pic with her wearing a burka breh.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221728515&postcount=148

I am just happy that a game full of objectification failed, specially in a series that have lots of great games that didn't needed this kind of appeal