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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2100 on: October 27, 2016, 01:10:41 PM »
Pong: Hrmm...don't those paddles look a little phallic to you?
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2101 on: October 27, 2016, 01:12:18 PM »
Pong: Hrmm...don't those paddles look a little phallic to you?
And now what am I supposed to do with this boner?

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2102 on: October 27, 2016, 01:12:41 PM »
I don't know what this person is on, but most of these games from that era had a bunch of vidya tiddies.

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« Reply #2103 on: October 27, 2016, 01:18:29 PM »
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If you're going to make a stealth hate thread at least post the whole story here.... Capcom's net sales are actually up over their last report thanks to the usual Monster Hunter sales.

It's not like SFV is sinking the company and they can definitely afford to continue to support it.

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It's more funny to post stealth SFV hate threads here and post gifs about it.

A thread about the facts is a "stealth hate thread" and should really include sales from other games? Because poor Capcom? ??? :lol

SFV fanboys :lol

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« Reply #2104 on: October 27, 2016, 01:20:46 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221725643&postcount=90

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We should all relive this great thread where people talk about Street Fighter as if it's more popular than Mortal Kombat (which moved over 5 million copies): http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1177532


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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2105 on: October 27, 2016, 01:21:09 PM »
Yeah that's a really shitty spot to be in.  Can't laugh at that dude but he shouldn't be asking NeoGAF of all places.
He's gotten some good advice in that thread (counseling on his own, keeping a journal etc.) and some really shitty advice (conflicting out all the attorneys in your area? Judges looooooooooove shit like that when looking at custody, taking the kids and just bailing before knowing what's going on?) but it's a really sad thread and the dude doesn't seem pathetic or clueless, just lost :'(
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« Reply #2106 on: October 27, 2016, 01:27:54 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=221723127

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The only people who did not expect this was the ones at Capcom.

Appeal to the EVO playing crowd and you get EVO playing numbers =P

And no, the "dead or alive"zation of dlc skins and designs didn't help because once again we are proving that sex does not sell

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I am talking that stuff that is in the game like the Mika and Laura stuff and the possibility of sexy dlc didn't help the sales like the "sex sells" people say it.

THIS is not a dlc, this is a selling point :
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Also capcom already told that the costume that sells the most is alpha Ken

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If it is not adding random sexy stuff that makes "sex sells" be true than it is making something totaly related to sex to make it sell like hotcakes ... like Bayonetta and DoAXBV who sold MILLIONS of copies ?



I am not talking just about dlc ... i am talking about the entire objetification of the game which includes for example Laura costumes and dlcs that was nowhere that insane in other titles that was probably made to make the game sell more because "sex sells" or something and how that didn't help a single bit on the selling of the game

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43620.msg2165780#msg2165780



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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2107 on: October 27, 2016, 01:29:31 PM »
MK games are janky as fuck, I dont know how people can play those games.

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« Reply #2108 on: October 27, 2016, 01:37:02 PM »
won't someone think of the poor exploited video game characters being forced to dress in ways they don't want to

as long as they aren't transgender, then fuck em

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« Reply #2109 on: October 27, 2016, 01:45:14 PM »
Another Street Fighter sales thread and another thread de-rail from Platy about its "sexualization".

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221723127&postcount=25

Dude can't stop.
Doesn't DOA5 DLC sell by the bucketload? Sounds like sex does sell.

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« Reply #2110 on: October 27, 2016, 01:53:35 PM »
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You're happy a game didn't sell well? 

Have you even played Street Fighter V?  All you ever seem to do is come into these threads and keep posting the same thing over and over again.
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Yes, I bought the game (steam version) and played and I am happy that a game that does not care about the casual audience and have way more objectification than any other game in the franchise to get some pervert sales have been sold poorly.
So as I made the mistake to vote with my wallet and I am happy that other people didn't

I hope capcom learns their lesson and tried to fix these mistakes in the future.
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The only lesson they'll learn is to never make a Street Fighter again
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If that is what they take from it .. cest la vie.

More space for a new Darkstalkers, Pocket Fighter or Power Stone
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Games that would sell even less?
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Why do you think this ?

Darkstalkers is the FF7 remake of fighting games and both Pocket Fighter and Power Stone are simplified fighters with casual appeal and we all know how Smash sold MUCH better than Street Fighter. If Capcom can marketing them right and focus on the right groups, they can have solid profits with those

Dude is completely nuts.  Yeah, SFV's lower sales are because of some ass and titties.  :lol  I don't believe for a second that he actually bought Street Fighter V, either.  :doge
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« Reply #2111 on: October 27, 2016, 01:55:50 PM »
Wait...SFV is too sexy so Capcom should make Darkstalkers? Has this dope ever seen Morrigan or Felicia? :lol

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« Reply #2112 on: October 27, 2016, 01:57:59 PM »
Another Street Fighter sales thread and another thread de-rail from Platy about its "sexualization".

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221723127&postcount=25

Dude can't stop.
Doesn't DOA5 DLC sell by the bucketload? Sounds like sex does sell.

It's almost like GAF doesn't represent the gaming industry as much as they think.   :hitler

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2113 on: October 27, 2016, 01:58:18 PM »
Platy is like negaLime, Lime seems to think out foolproof trolls he can exit from without much damage whereas platy leans directly into the stupid like salmon swimming upstream into a river of koolaid

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2114 on: October 27, 2016, 01:58:35 PM »
Wait...SFV is too sexy so Capcom should make Darkstalkers? Has this dope ever seen Morrigan or Felicia? :lol

I was going to point out that he wants to have a new game with a SUCCUBUS and a NAKED CAT-GIRL, but someone else beat me to it.  :lol  Also LOL at thinking the likes of Darkstalkers and fucking POCKET FIGHTER would sell better than a Street Fighter game would.

Also am wondering how much revenue Capcom has made from the DLC.  :doge
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2115 on: October 27, 2016, 02:00:28 PM »
MK games are janky as fuck, I dont know how people can play those games.

MK was cool in the early 90's when you're an edgy 12 year old. But even back then a lot of kids realized SF2 played a lot smoother. Nowadays, it's no comparison... I did play the newest MK and while it went back to the fundamentals of 2 (probably the best in the series), it just feels so far behind any modern Japanese fighter.
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« Reply #2116 on: October 27, 2016, 02:01:11 PM »
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Maybe Capcom should have added more features; then we'd have more dickwaggling opportunities and SFV might not have bombed then.

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« Reply #2117 on: October 27, 2016, 02:01:58 PM »
Platy is a master on ignoring context and other people points as she post nonsensical arguments. In a Senran Kagura thread she was ignoring everyone points to the point that Besada was threatening to ban posters "to prove their points" (because he is not going to read it and is just there to protect Platy as she looked like a nutcase) and people called Besada off. 

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2118 on: October 27, 2016, 02:04:41 PM »
Nobody show platy Keijo lol.

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2119 on: October 27, 2016, 02:09:34 PM »
MK games are janky as fuck, I dont know how people can play those games.

MK was cool in the early 90's when you're an edgy 12 year old. But even back then a lot of kids realized SF2 played a lot smoother. Nowadays, it's no comparison... I did play the newest MK and while it went back to the fundamentals of 2 (probably the best in the series), it just feels so far behind any modern Japanese fighter.

It sells better because it's A) still on multiple platforms and B) people love that gore.
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2120 on: October 27, 2016, 02:14:35 PM »
MK games are janky as fuck, I dont know how people can play those games.

MK was cool in the early 90's when you're an edgy 12 year old. But even back then a lot of kids realized SF2 played a lot smoother. Nowadays, it's no comparison... I did play the newest MK and while it went back to the fundamentals of 2 (probably the best in the series), it just feels so far behind any modern Japanese fighter.

It sells better because it's A) still on multiple platforms and B) people love that gore.

That point sound pretty Platy like if you replace Gore with "titties"

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« Reply #2121 on: October 27, 2016, 02:20:24 PM »
Nah, it is a legit selling point for Mortal Kombat-- fatalities are an advertised feature and the game is marketed as dark and gory. 

Let's not forget all the controversy over the blood and fatalities, in the original game, that seems so tame when you look back at it.  :lol
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« Reply #2122 on: October 27, 2016, 02:23:23 PM »
MK never played as well as any of the Japanese fighting games did or do.  Never felt as smooth.  KI was closer in feel in that sense.  I like MKX a hell of lot more than KI 2013 though.
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« Reply #2123 on: October 27, 2016, 02:28:05 PM »
Nah, it is a legit selling point for Mortal Kombat-- fatalities are an advertised feature.  Let's not forget all the controversy over the blood and fatalities that seems so tame when you look back at it.  :lol

Is a selling point but I dont think, at this point, is the selling point. Not a FGC connoisseur, to be clear, but it feels like if it wa just that (and being in multiple platforms) we would have more MK clones surviving the 90s.

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« Reply #2124 on: October 27, 2016, 02:28:51 PM »
MK games are janky as fuck, I dont know how people can play those games.

People like to have fun? :yeshrug

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2125 on: October 27, 2016, 02:30:49 PM »
Pong: Hrmm...don't those paddles look a little phallic to you?

we don't even talk about missile command  :whew

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« Reply #2126 on: October 27, 2016, 02:31:15 PM »
It sells better because it's A) still on multiple platforms and B) people love that gore.

MK sells better because it's much more casual friendly, always has an expansive story mode and single player features, and has a decent marketing budget (plus good word of mouth for MK9 and X didn't hurt.)

MK vs. DC, without gore, sold well, and compare the sales between the PS4 version of MKX and SFV - MK still comes out on top. So I don't think MK's popularity can be attributed to either of the things you said alone.

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« Reply #2127 on: October 27, 2016, 02:42:35 PM »
Nah, it is a legit selling point for Mortal Kombat-- fatalities are an advertised feature.  Let's not forget all the controversy over the blood and fatalities that seems so tame when you look back at it.  :lol

Is a selling point but I dont think, at this point, is the selling point. Not a FGC connoisseur, to be clear, but it feels like if it wa just that (and being in multiple platforms) we would have more MK clones surviving the 90s.

Not saying it is THE selling point (well, not anymore- I would argue it was originally).  I should have noted "more casual friendly" in there too, as Andrex noted.
:stahp

I'd like to see sales data on everything, but it always seemed to me like Street Fighter's high point was with II and it was overtaken by Mortal Kombat after that.
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2128 on: October 27, 2016, 03:16:37 PM »
MK games are janky as fuck, I dont know how people can play those games.



MKX is great, haters are cucks

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2129 on: October 27, 2016, 03:22:46 PM »
MK games are janky as fuck, I dont know how people can play those games.

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that poor woman, she's so scantily clad she's going to get those internal organs all over her

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« Reply #2130 on: October 27, 2016, 03:23:23 PM »
MK is cool and easier than SF as well. No weird stick motions, can be played easier on a pad, no crossups, and the best strategy is to be offensive constantly. Plus they have a pretty good story mode (since PS2) and lots of single player content. Of course more people are going to play that.

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2131 on: October 27, 2016, 03:26:09 PM »
hey guys does SFV have arcade mode yet?

*writes think piece about how SF doesn't need an arcade mode and how it's an outdated idea*

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2132 on: October 27, 2016, 03:30:12 PM »
Just noticed Trojita was banned. I am not sure for what.


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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2133 on: October 27, 2016, 03:37:15 PM »
He was in that Yurop/blackface thread.

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« Reply #2134 on: October 27, 2016, 03:37:55 PM »
MK games are janky as fuck, I dont know how people can play those games.

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MKX is great, haters are cucks
It plays like garbage, I'd rather play BB, GG, SF or Skullgirls  :bolo

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2135 on: October 27, 2016, 04:00:24 PM »
skullgirls :lol

at least in the case of mortal kombat i couldn't make it in my bedroom over the weekend

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2136 on: October 27, 2016, 04:01:07 PM »
Wait...SFV is too sexy so Capcom should make Darkstalkers? Has this dope ever seen Morrigan or Felicia? :lol

Morrigan with SFV graphics
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2137 on: October 27, 2016, 04:46:22 PM »

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« Reply #2138 on: October 27, 2016, 04:46:45 PM »
Shidoshi changed her username... :doge Why?

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« Reply #2139 on: October 27, 2016, 04:52:55 PM »
Shidoshi changed her username... :doge Why?
People were cyber-Bullying her

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« Reply #2140 on: October 27, 2016, 05:16:03 PM »
Just noticed Trojita was banned. I am not sure for what.

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@FelixOrion 3 weeks. Was also threatened that I'd be perm'd soon if I continue my "shitty, useless metacommentary"
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« Reply #2141 on: October 27, 2016, 05:48:14 PM »
soon GAF will have banned all posting
it'll just be thread titles and maybe an occasional Modbot (TM) approved OP
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« Reply #2142 on: October 27, 2016, 06:19:57 PM »
Trojita might as well be prepared for a perm now, because "shitty, useless metacommentary" is so vague that it'd be impossible for him to avoid, which tells me he's probably on a mod's shitlist.
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« Reply #2143 on: October 27, 2016, 06:31:42 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216227

edit: Didn't see thread was old. Still funny tho.
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« Reply #2144 on: October 27, 2016, 06:34:14 PM »
Trojita might as well be prepared of a perm now, because "shitty, useless metacommentary" is so vague that it'd be impossible for him to avoid, which tells me he's probably on a mod's shitlist.
Yikes, I'm doomed
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« Reply #2145 on: October 27, 2016, 07:06:13 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1301703

holy fuck @ people getting triggered by a cracked article :lol

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If I called over my friend for a cookout and she broke out a video game, I'd be like, "Hey Becky, know why we didn't already have a game system on the table? It's not because we don't have one. Every device we own can play games. It's because we're having a fucking cookout. How about you put down the controller for one whole hour and just hang out?"
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« Reply #2146 on: October 27, 2016, 07:18:47 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1301799

guy lives at home with daddy and gets mad at the cleaning lady :lol

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In the previous thread, I mentioned how she'd always ask me for stuff. For years now, she's been asking for many different things, be it my VHS stands and tapes, DVDs for her kid, video game consoles and handhelds, controllers, and more. My Dad's given her stuff, and I -- being unable to say no -- have given her quite a bit, including almost my entire VHS collection, some Disney/Pixar DVDs and the Star Wars Trilogy on DVD, which I hadn't even opened. (I traded it for something I'd given her before, which is detailed in the thread.)

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I went downstairs as she was yelling -- which I was preparing to do when the argument started -- closed the door and started gaming.

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« Reply #2147 on: October 27, 2016, 07:20:00 PM »
NOT SHITTY USELESS METACOMMENTARY:
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Well Switch seems like exactly what I want so... yay me?
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I want Switch though.
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But the Switch is what I want
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they are so unaware that they are in the business longer than anyone
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Cracked has really turned into Buzzfeed for 30-somethings, hasn't it? Sad.
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Erm, Switch -IS- what I want.
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The Switch is my dream console and Nintendo is giving me exactly what I wanted.
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But... i want a Switch....
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hey cracked. I'm a gamer. I want the Switch.

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That's not really fair to the 12 people who are getting what they want.

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« Reply #2148 on: October 27, 2016, 07:24:54 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1301799

guy lives at home with daddy and gets mad at the cleaning lady :lol

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In the previous thread, I mentioned how she'd always ask me for stuff. For years now, she's been asking for many different things, be it my VHS stands and tapes, DVDs for her kid, video game consoles and handhelds, controllers, and more. My Dad's given her stuff, and I -- being unable to say no -- have given her quite a bit, including almost my entire VHS collection, some Disney/Pixar DVDs and the Star Wars Trilogy on DVD, which I hadn't even opened. (I traded it for something I'd given her before, which is detailed in the thread.)

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I went downstairs as she was yelling -- which I was preparing to do when the argument started -- closed the door and started gaming.

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She wanted me to get change, but I wasn't going out (and due to my OCD didn't want to because I'd have to shower again)
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Yeah, I told her we pay good money and she balked. "Do you know how much cleaning ladies charge!? I do your family a FAVOUR."

i don't think this guy seems to grasp the concept of an employee vs. a slave or a family member

she quit...problem solved? since apparently firing her was impossible?

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« Reply #2149 on: October 27, 2016, 07:33:40 PM »
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I'm home alone and have been for several days. She texted me the other day, asking if she could come clean and if we wanted her to, and I said yes. It had been almost a month, if not one, since she last came, even though it used to always be every two weeks. I don't know how it got changed, but it did.
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But it'd been a week or more since I'd last vacuumed, and with people coming in and out, my cat shedding and my colouring, things had gotten messy again. I figured I'd just wait and let it be cleaned up when she came, because she's quite thorough, and there's no need for me to clean two days beforehand.
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I've always appreciated the thoroughness of the rooms she's done, but have always felt like we've been shortchanged throughout the years. I remember my beloved and late mother telling me that she had asked her to dust, only to be told that she doesn't like to dust or have time for it. That's always stuck with me.
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In-between, we had company, and their dog peed in three places on the hardwood. Three different rooms, two of which are normally just vacuumed. I cleaned it up, but used Clorox wipes and asked if she wouldn't mind mopping them this time (I don't think she's ever washed those floors). My Mom used to have to clean half of the house herself.
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I think part of her being upset was because they would've brought gifts. When she brought it up to me before, she asked if I would go to EB Games with her to use my discount on a couple of used 3DS games for her son. I said sure, and looked up prices for her. Hell, I even tried to help her get a cheap 3DS. She wanted my Game Boys.

Then she said, "Okay. Well, how about you and your sibling each buy one of those for the kid and bring it to his birthday party?"

also it sounds like the whole damn family is on disability, he is, like half the people in the house are, everyone but the cleaning lady who viciously attacks him by calling him lazy

him bringing up his dead mom constantly rubs me the wrong way too, along with this whole wanting GAF to back him up on everything

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« Reply #2150 on: October 27, 2016, 07:34:24 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1301823

Can't wait for gaf to catch the vapors from obvious voat/Reddit trololo submissions
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2151 on: October 27, 2016, 07:41:19 PM »
maybe that guy with the shitty marriage just needs to hire a verbally abusive maid; after he gets his wife pregnant again and takes her out for a non-special dinner on their anniversary

Atramental

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2152 on: October 27, 2016, 07:42:47 PM »
The cleaning lady probably had it with constantly throwing away OP's piss jugs and cum rags.  :doge

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I didn't read the long ass OP so forgive me if that was actually mentioned.  :doge
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FStop7

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2153 on: October 27, 2016, 07:47:42 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1301815

an actual good OP about the problems with Hillary Clinton.

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seagrams hotsauce

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2154 on: October 27, 2016, 07:56:42 PM »
Nah, it is a legit selling point for Mortal Kombat-- fatalities are an advertised feature.  Let's not forget all the controversy over the blood and fatalities that seems so tame when you look back at it.  :lol

Is a selling point but I dont think, at this point, is the selling point. Not a FGC connoisseur, to be clear, but it feels like if it wa just that (and being in multiple platforms) we would have more MK clones surviving the 90s.
The first Mortal Kombats whole gimmick was the violence. I remember playing it almost exclusively to see the fatalities/babalities/animalities - like, we'd never play the single player, instead we'd just play vs and then pause it at the end while looking up the inputs for the finishers on GameFAQs printouts, do that a few times, then switch to something that was actually fun to play.

The games themselves have always ranged from slightly-janky to flat-out awful, so I'm guessing their continued success is mostly coasting on nostalgia. The franchise has a roach-like longevity though, which is impressive.

benjipwns

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2155 on: October 27, 2016, 08:01:01 PM »
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Write in bernie.

That is my plan.

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And risk trump? Holy shit man you are insane to risk people's lives over a trivial matter.
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I am an African american male, y cousin almost a year ago had her first child with a muslim man, I teach a multitude of very young students with varying ethnicities, stop risking the future of my family and my students because you can't be mature enough to look past yourself.

Sincerely, a very concerned teacher and loving member of a loving family, Thank you.
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You are worse than Trump supporters, because you should know better. Bernie would punch you in the face for being a complete idiot if you told him this to his face.

Bernie wants Hillary president. Badly.
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So you're doing what Bernie said not to do.
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After everything Bernie has said about NOT writing him in and instead voting for Hillary this is how I see yall
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Come on, man. I'm one of the biggest Bernie supporters on this board, and even I know that's stupid. If you're going to waste a vote, at least put it towards somebody actually in the race. Still a wasted vote.

Either Hillary or Trump are winning this election. Period. Your protest vote does nothing but ensure evil wins.
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You're supposed to vote for the person you most agree with though. And Bernie would very much disagree with you for writing him in.
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He felt the need to say something that doesn't matter. He is essentially saying "look at me, my opinion is worthless, throw your trash at me".

winning hearts and minds

Rman

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2156 on: October 27, 2016, 08:09:45 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1301815

an actual good OP about the problems with Hillary Clinton.

locked.



Modbot is such an asshole too lol.

benjipwns

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2157 on: October 27, 2016, 08:10:41 PM »
MK2 and MK3 worked in the arcade because the rounds were superfast because of all the literally cheap moves, but everybody had them which made it okay. Virtua Fighter (the first one) actually worked along similar lines in terms of superfast rounds in the arcade.

I haven't played X but I thought the prior game did a decent job of trying to figure out how to keep that feeling and flesh out the game more for a console only world, something the PS2/Xbox games were often going too far in one direction or the other about.

But I always preferred SFII Turbo or Samurai Shodown in that era and beyond (Alpha 3, IV, etc.) but everybody else wanted to play MK1-3. I thought 3 was like a game that would have been decent had UMK3 been the original release and then it got an update from there. I hated MK1 on consoles, was barely tolerant of 2 and okay with 3.

I actually managed to beat a friends copy of MK1 on the Game Boy. No lie. Real losers know what a feat this is.

The first Mortal Kombats whole gimmick was the violence. I remember playing it almost exclusively to see the fatalities/babalities/animalities - like, we'd never play the single player, instead we'd just play vs and then pause it at the end while looking up the inputs for the finishers on GameFAQs printouts, do that a few times, then switch to something that was actually fun to play.
we did this probably more than actually played the first two lol but had to use magazines at the time

also shit like unlocking Reptile, Noob Saibot, etc.

i think i was the only one of my fighting gamer friends who actually beat MK2 and MK3 in the arcade, and Soul Edge

though i beat MK3 before they fixed Motaro and beat MK2 on some accelerator board version that added a bunch of new moves that were just sprite swaps and stuff lol

bork

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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2158 on: October 27, 2016, 08:37:26 PM »
skullgirls :lol

at least in the case of mortal kombat i couldn't make it in my bedroom over the weekend

Skullgirls is easily the best-animated and playing American-developed fighting game out there.  It even got a Japanese arcade release.
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Re: Safe-space hugbox thread [no alt-right allowed]
« Reply #2159 on: October 27, 2016, 08:37:31 PM »
OCDChewie is a treasure.

I saw him post this the other day:

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I just walked a mile down the road to my community mailbox to pick up the book that was delivered today. It was my pre-order of Color Your Own Star Wars (by Marvel), which was released just today.

I'm vehicle less right now due to repairs.

I took a beer with me, but some spilled on the envelope when I dropped some mail and bent over (with the 'empty' in my hand.) Thankfully, it didn't get on the book. But the jerk of a mail man we have keeps folding my books and shoving them into the slot, instead of putting them in the oversized box and leaving a key. I may leave a note on the mailbox, because it annoys me.

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