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Re: Other Forum Megathread and Shitposting Emporium
« Reply #15361 on: May 03, 2017, 07:15:44 AM »
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Yup.  A white male, either Trump or Bernie is establishment to the core. Until Obama, that is all America has ever had.

A women as the President of the USA is fully anti-establishment.
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Princess Leia was a Rebel, so there's precedent :expert
And look how that turned out
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« Reply #15362 on: May 03, 2017, 07:15:49 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1368082

I hate the term virtue signaling but Jesus Christ. How far can you go. Everyone has preferences, especially sexually: if you're straight you don't like dudes, which means you don't want to see a dick when you pull someone's pants down. And if you're gay the same applies to vaginas.

Hard to get upset over this since we're literally talking about a slim minority of dudes on the internet willing to entertain this nonsense for daps on the internet. I like pussy, you like dick. There's nothing wrong with it nicca. Do you.
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« Reply #15363 on: May 03, 2017, 07:20:31 AM »
explaining takes energy and work which isn't always appropriate when the information is already out there.

a good ally would ideally recognise this

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« Reply #15364 on: May 03, 2017, 07:21:13 AM »
Use Facebook comments as the basis of a sociological thesis brehs



Also lol at the poor souls begging for a gaf gold to get rid of the ads. Youplayedyourself.gif
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« Reply #15365 on: May 03, 2017, 07:28:56 AM »
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #15366 on: May 03, 2017, 07:29:20 AM »
You can admire a penis aesthetically without being aroused by it's size & masculine energy. :gurl
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #15367 on: May 03, 2017, 07:32:30 AM »
I mean, I respect classic Italian architecture but I don't want to put my dick in it
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« Reply #15368 on: May 03, 2017, 07:38:01 AM »
Expecting ex-gaffers to understand art :neogaf
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #15369 on: May 03, 2017, 08:17:15 AM »
I mean, I respect classic Italian architecture but I don't want to put my dick in it
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But would you shove it up you ass? Lube is optional.
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« Reply #15370 on: May 03, 2017, 08:32:58 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1368082

I hate the term virtue signaling but Jesus Christ. How far can you go. Everyone has preferences, especially sexually: if you're straight you don't like dudes, which means you don't want to see a dick when you pull someone's pants down. And if you're gay the same applies to vaginas.

Hard to get upset over this since we're literally talking about a slim minority of dudes on the internet willing to entertain this nonsense for daps on the internet. I like pussy, you like dick. There's nothing wrong with it nicca. Do you.
I was just reading that thread, too. The bizarre shit in there has me  (Image removed from quote.)


Not being attracted to both sets of genitals (or I guess man-made ones as well) is transphobic. Regardless of the combination of people. A straight dude doesn't want to suck a dick? Transphobic. A gay dude doesn't want to fuck a vagina? Transphobic. A straight guy doesn't want to fuck a transwoman who has a penis in the ass? Transphobic. A straight woman who doesn't want to scissor with a transman? Transphobic.  A straight woman who doesn't want to scissor with another woman? Transphobic.

Like, wtf. "There are more ways to have sex than with the genitals you are attracted to, so there's no excuse not to be attracted to them" is some logic I can't wrap my head around. Nor the prevailing narrative of the thread that trans people don't have preferences for what genitals they are attracted to, because that would also make trans people transphobic by default.
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« Reply #15371 on: May 03, 2017, 08:41:58 AM »

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« Reply #15372 on: May 03, 2017, 08:50:38 AM »
I'm just glad I'm super married so I don't have to have an opinion on this. Not sure when "you do you" became an intolerable position, but here we are. Nobody owes you use of their body. I thought that was something everybody agreed on.

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« Reply #15373 on: May 03, 2017, 08:51:44 AM »
It's 2017, head isn't just head anymore. That was 2016.

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« Reply #15374 on: May 03, 2017, 08:52:16 AM »

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« Reply #15376 on: May 03, 2017, 08:59:42 AM »
Use Facebook comments as the basis of a sociological thesis brehs
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I can capture more, if interested, it's just a bit of a chore to capture, pixelate, and upload.


Also I believe it was in a similar thread where Mumei got popped and de-modded for angering Great Leader. Interested to see how the mods handle that thread. Walk on eggshells because you're afraid to lose your unpaid internet custodial job brehs


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« Reply #15377 on: May 03, 2017, 09:00:41 AM »
I'm just glad I'm super married so I don't have to have an opinion on this. Not sure when "you do you" became an intolerable position, but here we are. Nobody owes you use of their body. I thought that was something everybody agreed on.
I like how you had to shove your heteronormative privilege into the discussion, for no reason, when posting your opinion on this subject that you're apparently above addressing in good faith.
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« Reply #15378 on: May 03, 2017, 09:43:09 AM »
Come on guys, didn't you read the other GAF thread? Sucking dick isn't gay in 2017.

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« Reply #15379 on: May 03, 2017, 09:58:03 AM »
Come on guys, didn't you read the other GAF thread? Sucking dick isn't gay in 2017.
Wow, I pass through there for work all the time...
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« Reply #15380 on: May 03, 2017, 10:31:41 AM »
Come on guys, didn't you read the other GAF thread? Sucking dick isn't gay in 2017.
Wow, I pass through there for work all the time...

Of course you do, you are in the air force.

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« Reply #15381 on: May 03, 2017, 10:34:44 AM »
I don't come to The Bore to have people tell me to not laugh at jokes about dick sucking. I sucked my bro's dick just last week, and we both had a good laugh about it. :bolo
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« Reply #15382 on: May 03, 2017, 10:40:46 AM »
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The concept of being attracted to certain kinds of genitals is weird.
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It really isn't
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I wasn't looking for validation on what I find to be weird.
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« Reply #15383 on: May 03, 2017, 10:43:12 AM »
I don't come to The Bore to have people tell me to not laugh at jokes about dick sucking. I sucked my bro's dick just last week, and we both had a good laugh about it. :bolo
Breh-bro or wincest?

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« Reply #15384 on: May 03, 2017, 10:58:25 AM »
...Yes.

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« Reply #15385 on: May 03, 2017, 11:06:47 AM »
It's 2016, something something.
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« Reply #15386 on: May 03, 2017, 11:13:08 AM »
Come on guys, didn't you read the other GAF thread? Sucking dick isn't gay in 2017.
Wow, I pass through there for work all the time...

Of course you do, you are in the air force.
I think you have me confused with the navy / marines


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« Reply #15387 on: May 03, 2017, 11:14:51 AM »
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« Reply #15388 on: May 03, 2017, 11:15:28 AM »
It's 2016, something something.
Zoophilia, even. :doge

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« Reply #15389 on: May 03, 2017, 11:19:57 AM »
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« Reply #15390 on: May 03, 2017, 11:23:14 AM »
I'm just glad I'm super married so I don't have to have an opinion on this. Not sure when "you do you" became an intolerable position, but here we are. Nobody owes you use of their body. I thought that was something everybody agreed on.
I like how you had to shove your heteronormative privilege into the discussion, for no reason, when posting your opinion on this subject that you're apparently above addressing in good faith.

I can't tell if you're joking or not, but my status of being out of the game is inherently entwined with the feeling that I'm thankful to not have to worry about somebody being hurt because I'm not in to them for reasons that are deeply personal to them.  And the second part doesn't make much sense. I can have an opinion about one aspect of dating without having to express a specific opinion on another aspect of it. People that are advocates for coercive sex are gross to me.  People that have to deal with the potential fallout of not wanting to date XYZ? I don't so much have an educated POV on that.

If you were just joking and being a typical Gaf poster, then congrats, you got me.  :doge

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« Reply #15391 on: May 03, 2017, 11:28:23 AM »
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« Reply #15392 on: May 03, 2017, 11:29:15 AM »
>nudemacusers
>not joking


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« Reply #15393 on: May 03, 2017, 11:33:24 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1368205
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Hey GAF

Is there any way to transport melted butter 17 miles without it going cold/hard again? Thing is, there's only one cinema brand in the UK that does buttered popcorn (that I know of), and Cineworld isn't one of them.

I'm going to Cineworld tonight and I don't want to consume peasant non-buttered popcorn. I mean, who does that?

Would a flask do?
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« Reply #15394 on: May 03, 2017, 11:36:23 AM »
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« Reply #15395 on: May 03, 2017, 11:43:33 AM »
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Re: Other Forum Megathread and Shitposting Emporium
« Reply #15396 on: May 03, 2017, 11:48:05 AM »
i like the idea of a guy casually busting out a flash of melted butter and pouring it all over his popcorn at a movie theater.
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« Reply #15397 on: May 03, 2017, 11:52:38 AM »
i like the idea of a guy casually busting out a flash of melted butter and pouring it all over his popcorn at a movie theater.

Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

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« Reply #15398 on: May 03, 2017, 11:57:40 AM »
A flask is such an obvious answer. Butter isn't going to reform on the way to the movie theater unless it's -10 degrees outside.
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« Reply #15400 on: May 03, 2017, 12:05:30 PM »
i like the idea of a guy casually busting out a flash of melted butter and pouring it all over his popcorn at a movie theater.

Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

fuck, you're right. Would it be George? No... it's totally a Kramer thing.

His favorite movie theater switched the brand of butter it uses so there's a scene of him going into another theater and sneakily filling up a flask with butter. Then when he's trying to use it on the popcorn in the other theater he gets busted because the theater employees think he snuck alcohol in and he gets banned for life.
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« Reply #15401 on: May 03, 2017, 12:12:12 PM »
How about Kramer throws the butter flask away, George finds the butter flask in the trash can and then posts on NeoGAF about whether it's okay to use the butter since it was still above the rim?
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« Reply #15402 on: May 03, 2017, 12:12:39 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1368169

i like how this instantly became a port begging thread  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #15403 on: May 03, 2017, 12:21:41 PM »
This tho:



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« Reply #15404 on: May 03, 2017, 12:28:41 PM »
Why is port begging or generally wistfully commenting on how cool it would be for a game to be on X platform ban worthy?

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« Reply #15405 on: May 03, 2017, 12:34:44 PM »
Why is port begging or generally wistfully commenting on how cool it would be for a game to be on X platform ban worthy?

Because Nintendo fans have no chill (or games) and will shit up every thread with 100 posts about how this game should be on the N64/GameCube/Wii/WiiU/Switch.
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« Reply #15406 on: May 03, 2017, 12:40:35 PM »
All games should be ported to Gamecube btw
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« Reply #15407 on: May 03, 2017, 01:19:48 PM »
Does Bobby Roberts have a life outside of gaf
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« Reply #15408 on: May 03, 2017, 01:21:45 PM »
Spider-Man 3

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« Reply #15409 on: May 03, 2017, 01:25:58 PM »
Stay triggered by Bobby Roberts brehs

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« Reply #15410 on: May 03, 2017, 01:27:22 PM »
 :trigger :trigger :bobby :trigger :trigger
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« Reply #15411 on: May 03, 2017, 01:30:44 PM »
Does Bobby Roberts have a life outside of gaf

Do any of us  :snoop

uh, yes, now I do
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« Reply #15412 on: May 03, 2017, 03:11:41 PM »
This tho:

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:lawd

I only want this if you can date Iwai.  :lawd

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« Reply #15413 on: May 03, 2017, 03:18:40 PM »
look at these fucking nerds above my post
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« Reply #15414 on: May 03, 2017, 03:28:13 PM »
The "fuck me or else you're a bigot" stuff is beyond :doge

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« Reply #15415 on: May 03, 2017, 03:42:21 PM »
There's that one black guy hanging out in Shibuya. You're probably just salty he wasn't a confidant you can husbando.

They should have had him wearing a Sonic shirt.
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« Reply #15416 on: May 03, 2017, 03:55:19 PM »
Does Bobby Roberts have a life outside of gaf

He's actually a professional NBA player.

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« Reply #15417 on: May 03, 2017, 04:43:37 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1368397

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« Reply #15418 on: May 03, 2017, 04:48:54 PM »
The "fuck me or else you're a bigot" stuff is beyond :doge

Can you say you have a preference for vaginas if you've never tried the alternative?

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« Reply #15419 on: May 03, 2017, 05:00:56 PM »
GAF should send Mike Pence some letters for tips on how to start up their sexual re-education camp.