VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[clothedmacuser]

Why is this man . . .




giving Richard Spencer a platform?!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=236061097#post236061097

I guess we know who our real allies are.   Look at him, he doesn't even care.

[benjipwns]

Pepe left behind a son, Pepito, who is a Nazi-punching, sombrero-wearing, anti-fascist bad ass. We just need the comics now.

>Pepito punches Nazi scum.
>Feels good, man.

Holy fuck, how do you make a post this lame?

I hate to admit it, but preemptive rebuke is pretty good though...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=235935439&postcount=95

 

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1370398

GAF is virtually the only online community I subscribe to and it's because for the most part it's fairly moderate.  I just can't stomach the extremism other communities seem to cater towards.

[Phoenix Dark]

Introduction: Neon Genesis Evangelion is quite possibly one of my favourite anime of all time.  Despite how sad, dishonest and depressing the show was, its storytelling, brilliant characters and psychological aspect was top notch. Here we also have DAMN. another groundbreaking yet sad and depressing project from West Coast rapper Kendrick Lamar Duckworth. The more I listened to Kendrick Lamar’s DAMN. the more it reminded me of the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. So I decided to call upon my brain to find whatever memory I had left of NGE since its been years since I last watched it below is my analysis on how similar DAMN. and NGE are. Could Kendrick Lamar be paying homage to NGE?

https://808sandblues.com/2017/04/22/is-kendrick-lamars-damn-a-modern-retelling-of-90s-anime-classic-neon-genesis-evangelion/

[Joe Molotov]

Well, is it?

[Brehvolution]

Kendrick says mfer and the n-word alot.

[bork]

Kendrick says mfer and the n-word alot.

Exactly like Evangelion, then.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=236083285

I always think that it's such a mistake when I see people posting threads asking for advice, so I recognize this is likely a mistake. On one hand, it'll be good to get reactions from people who aren't going to go easy on me. On the other hand, because most of you don't know me, you'll make assumptions that could be false. Please attempt to assume the best of me.

Unfortunately, this is a bit of a long story that can't just be tl;dr summarized. I think the nuances of the relationship I have with this girl are important, and cutting stuff leads to more misinterpretations. Bear with me. I want you all to get the full picture to properly judge. After the introduction to how we met, I'll try to speed it up.

So, last November, as soon as I entered the grocery store in my neighborhood in Japan, and I spotted this girl with bright red dyed hair. I thought, "Whoa, that's uncommon for a Japanese person. Is she foreign?" As I walked farther into the store, we made eye contact, and I looked away. Immediately, my heart started to beat faster. "Oh, shit. She's cute. This is bad." I am very rarely attracted to other people, so this was a surprise.

I don't know why, but this taking place in Japan just makes it even more perfect.

[etiolate]

GAF is destined to supply the first human being to be catfished by a sex robot.

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1370674
 

My girlfriend can't stop fucking everyone in the office, help.

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236116360&postcount=151

 

[etiolate]

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=236083285

I always think that it's such a mistake when I see people posting threads asking for advice, so I recognize this is likely a mistake. On one hand, it'll be good to get reactions from people who aren't going to go easy on me. On the other hand, because most of you don't know me, you'll make assumptions that could be false. Please attempt to assume the best of me.

Unfortunately, this is a bit of a long story that can't just be tl;dr summarized. I think the nuances of the relationship I have with this girl are important, and cutting stuff leads to more misinterpretations. Bear with me. I want you all to get the full picture to properly judge. After the introduction to how we met, I'll try to speed it up.

So, last November, as soon as I entered the grocery store in my neighborhood in Japan, and I spotted this girl with bright red dyed hair. I thought, "Whoa, that's uncommon for a Japanese person. Is she foreign?" As I walked farther into the store, we made eye contact, and I looked away. Immediately, my heart started to beat faster. "Oh, shit. She's cute. This is bad." I am very rarely attracted to other people, so this was a surprise.

I don't know why, but this taking place in Japan just makes it even more perfect.

So this guy just played Persona 5 and is trying to recreate it then.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1370674
 

My girlfriend can't stop fucking everyone in the office, help.

this is the most fraudulent story in a while. his broad is being hit on by 6-7 dudes at work (that are all sharing her number among each other), the chinese delivery dude, and a random lesbian. he's either got the hottest chick ever, she's a liar, or she doesn't exist.

[I'm a Puppy!]

She'd be a gaffer's girlfriend.
You think she really exists?

[zepblackstar]

She told me that since she started working there (about 3 months before we met) A LOT of guys, (if i count all the names she told me 10+) hit on her and ask her for number. And they text her constantly to tell jokes or ask her to go somewhere. And the REALLY fucked up part is that most of these guys are in relationships (they know my girlfriend knows that) and 3 of the guys are married or engaged. WTF. She tells them shes not interested and even at one point she said she told the HR manager and for a while some of the guys stopped bothering her but now they just started up again.

[etiolate]

And people don't realize what "dedicated myself" means. Prince mastered instruments.

[railGUN]

I'd pay £10 a year for GAF without ads.

What if I told you...

[samfish]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1370916

Finally. A chance to take off our pants and shit all over everyone we don't like.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1370916

Finally. A chance to take off our pants and shit all over everyone we don't like.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=236168268

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1370665

The fuckboys in this thread mentioning Billy Joel, Kanye or Chris Martin 

It's pretty hard not to answer this with Ludwig Van. The man wrote the 9th Symphony completely deaf. I'll see your arguments for Bach, Mozart, Miles Davis, Prince, and a few others.

This guy though: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236131053&postcount=100

Prince was a good guitarist, but he was a good guitarist in the way that if I really dedicated myself to guitar I could probably get to be about that good.

  Not a chance. No one who's seen him live would ever say this. Dude probably thinks that While My Guitar Gently Weeps solo is the best Prince could do. It's really a shame more of his live stuff isn't on youtube. His Coachella 08 set would shut this shit down real quick.

In all seriousness I would put in a mention for Billy Joel. All time great. There is no doubt that he made very poppy stuff in the mid 80s but he was a voice of a decade. His common-man work in the 70s and then his classical turn in the 90s is remarkable. All because of his prolific piano skills.

[samfish]

Finally, it's over for ol' Buddha Beam.

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[close]

I was actually trying to respond to one of the posts to clarify my wording, but nope – they didn't even give me enough time to respond. That's GAF moderation for you.

But I'm glad it's over. I've hated posting on that board for a long time, but haven't had the heart to fully break away for god only knows what reason.

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Also, I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited 4chan

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[Dennis]

Buddha Beam. Another old GAF name I can remember.

Most of the newer members are so bland and spineless I have trouble remembering them.

[clothedmacuser]

 


and another belated one for Pepe Frog. 

 

[clothedmacuser]

Beseda

At the beginning of this campaign, I repeatedly attempted to get posters here to quit treating the different wings of the Democratic party as if they were the enemy. I was a dismal failure on that front, because apparently it's just more fun for you guys to hate each other and call each other names than it is to acknowledge that you have more common ground with one another than you do with any other available party.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=236179110#post236179110


Oh really, you tried doing that now, did ya?

[Jansen]

Ugh every prey thread is infected with spaztard more_badass

[thisismyusername]

Oh really, you tried doing that now, did ya?

Certainly explains my last ban.

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1370665

The fuckboys in this thread mentioning Billy Joel, Kanye or Chris Martin 

It's pretty hard not to answer this with Ludwig Van. The man wrote the 9th Symphony completely deaf. I'll see your arguments for Bach, Mozart, Miles Davis, Prince, and a few others.

This guy though: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236131053&postcount=100

Prince was a good guitarist, but he was a good guitarist in the way that if I really dedicated myself to guitar I could probably get to be about that good.

  Not a chance. No one who's seen him live would ever say this. Dude probably thinks that While My Guitar Gently Weeps solo is the best Prince could do. It's really a shame more of his live stuff isn't on youtube. His Coachella 08 set would shut this shit down real quick.

This bloke's video explains why J.S. Bach was such a musical genius

[agrajag]

I can't believe the king came up with that theme just to troll Bach

[agrajag]

I can't believe the king came up with that theme just to troll Bach

Kings are more than capable of doing petty shit like that.

Just take a look at America's current king.

Let's be honest, Trump couldn't come up with a fugue theme if he had a thousand years to do it.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1371147
"Why are people comparing a game system to a game system??!??!?!?!?!?!?"

Game Gear -> GBA -> PSP -> VITA -> Switch

DS -> 3DS -> WiiU -> 2DS -> 2DS XL

[Great Rumbler]

VITA HAS NO DETACHABLE JOY CONS

[etiolate]

maybe he's ranking by battery usage

[samfish]

Some mysteries are just better left unsolved. They'll drive you utterly mad trying to solve them. Like making sense of anything Platy thinks, for example

[Jansen]

platy is def distinguished mentally-challenged

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236162019&postcount=67

Yeah, what kind of fucked up place would use blanket accusations of bigotry to shut down discussion? 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=236234349#post236234349

Everything was going great and I was hanging out her last night lying on her bed and I wanted to install a game on my phone but had to make space. So I moved some of my apps to the external sd card and then looked up some stuff to learn how to root my phone. She walked in and looked at my phone and said she saw a video with a girl and that I swiped it away at the last second. WTF. I really don't know what she saw (I was looking at rooting instructions) but she was adamant that she saw something. She thought I was looking at other girls on instragram and got really angry. And then I told her I wasn't even on instragram, and when I am on instagram and there is women on the feed its usually from the "explore page" not my home page. So she calls me a liar (she never used instragram), I tell her that the images on search are random and I can't control if a girl's image comes up. After a while she calms down for a minute.

For the backstory I said I would avoid all interactions with the girl upstairs and even before (maybe 3 weeks ago) I told the girl upstairs can you please text my girlfriend and tell her you don't like me. And she did and I haven't talked to her for 3 weeks. Then her birthday came around and she asked the whole house to go out to eat, I said no because my girlfriend would flip. Then they came back and had cake (again I wasn't there) they offered me a piece I got a slice and left. I told my girlfriend afterwards that I went to eat cake and left immediately, I asked SPECIFICALLY "are you cool? Are you not gonna get irrationally angry at me within the next week about this?"
She said yes Im good, and we had a good time.

Until last night... I guess she was still riding the jealousy from the "video" she saw on my phone and just exploded she said you wanted to see that girl, I told you not to see her, Why don't you just date her, are you only dating me because she doesn't want to date you etc... I showed her my messages and I really never messaged her for 3+ weeks.
I really can't win man I didn't even do anything, long story short I had to leave her house and it was pretty late. When our relationship is good she seems to always find some way to fuck it up. Shes already going to therapy to work through her trust issues, and I even agreed to go with her to counseling but it doesn't seem to work. One week she'll love me and she promises that she won't overreact or act irrationally, then the next week comes and she always does. I love her but I and I want to work through these problems but I don't know if I can go on like this not being trusted.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236253825&postcount=397



 

[StealthFan]

None of that shit happened.

[Atramental]

Real or not, fuck that shit. I would've peaced out long ago. 

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1371441

modbot is a cunt

[agrajag]

Mod-Bot is as black as Bobby Roberts.

[Vertigo]

So she gives out her number

This guy is getting cucked so hard.

Speaking of cucking, this post from that thread.

Word!

And I PROMISE you all her anxiety is her guilty conscience from her cheating. Seen it before.

I was young once. Simping hard. Was getting flowers and writing sonnets n shit and mofos was running a train on my girl. It kinda hurt but it taught a great life lesson:  if she'll cheat she was never yours to begin with.

So trust me: Peace the fuck out. All the signs are there. What? Do you need to get slapped in the face with the soggy condom to wake up? Cmon man....

 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1371426

poor stump trying to combat all the ignorance itt

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1370665

The fuckboys in this thread mentioning Billy Joel, Kanye or Chris Martin 

Billy Joel? Didn't realize there were THAT many other LIers on GAF.

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1371180

A reasonable, borderline PG-13, very inclusive thread. But...

I don't know what I expected when I came in here.

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1371180

A reasonable, borderline PG-13, very inclusive thread. But...

I don't know what I expected when I came in here.

(Image removed from quote.)

Cis white men posted in there about their attraction to cis women. CLOSED.

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1371426

poor stump trying to combat all the ignorance itt

Happy to see a mention of Mett on the first page.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1371426

poor stump trying to combat all the ignorance itt

I love how he keeps mentioning Steak Tartar like it's a shield.

[FStop7]

I cooked a ground beef patty like that a couple of times.  It tastes bad, has bad texture, is cold, etc.  And if you season it then it just tastes like badness with some seasoning mixed in.

Health reasons aside, the texture of ground beef sucks until it's cooked to at least a "medium" temperature at the center. 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236279925&postcount=161

Aka I don't know anything beyond my mother's kitchen

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236268123&postcount=19

please cook all the taste out of my burger 

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236268123&postcount=19

please cook all the taste out of my burger 

 

[Atramental]

medium well or go to hell 

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236281248&postcount=1239

[Atramental]

Accelerationism.exe 

[Dennis]

Rare for steak, charred and well-done for burgers.

[Jansen]

I played with the sub and from the very few words i've learned of japanese watching anime i noticed that the english text actually changes the tone of some conversations and i feel it portraits some characters in a different light, on top of my head it comes to mind a situation where 9S gives a snarky response based on the text (and therefore the dub) when in the original Japanese it felt more contemplative giving completely different vibes.
Now, with my knowledge of the language being essentially zero i don't know how spread this thing is or if it's even real or not but throughout my playthrough i felt this difference more than a couple of times so if i had to suggest anything i would go for the sub.

[Jansen]

Leaving the US is probably the only way out now, or suicide. I don't really see anything good left anymore.

[TakingBackSunday]

Besides the suicide thing, it's pretty hard to imagine wanting to live in the states right now

[Purrp Skirrp]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236281248&postcount=1239

I'd scoff at that maybe a month ago, but not now when there is literal blood in the water. The assassination of Pepe has invigorated Chumley and his base as evident by the fervor in which they churn out WPMs. Their weaponry, while devastatingly effective, is non discretionary in its targetting. Stay in your lane people. Utilize those bumpers lest you find yourself dead from crossfire or worse, bleeding out in the gutters with the likes of amir0x. He is NOT a trained medical professional, do NOT accept the "morphine" despite repeated pressuring. Remember, the revolution will not be televised, so be sure to follow along with @besada as he live tweets from his homegrown antifa HQ.

Stay safe Boreans, many of us used to post on GAF.