VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[benjipwns]

Yes, but benji and his sock-puppets are enamored with the sound of their own keystrokes, so his babbling about, well, anything is simply self-copulation.

This isn't normal, and it isn't going away, despite the bed-wetters wishing it would.

i can't

edit: oh crap i totally forgot all those RUSSIAN hunters thought i had exposed an alt account

[parallax]

Almost all the community threads has posters calling out other posters from other thread, but not to the point BCT does. They just got rocked hard because Cindi dared call them out, and kinda hit the nail in the head on some aspects. Problem is they don't know Cindi too well like we do and didn't expect her to keep pushing into it. Hell, it's the reason we love/hate her in the first place.

My favorite moment was nothing poster Gordon Shumway inserting himself into something that has nothing to do with him, again, only to be smacked and flustered by it. It was hilarious.

thats a sign of the thread. i think everyone who knew who she was is long gone now. but i get a feeling that more pop offs like that are on their way

[benjipwns]

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User Name Posts
Gordon Shumway 1,415
Slayven 1,328
Numb 1,044
Crimson_Gold 886
Sch1sm 867
Izuna 759
zeemumu 599
Frozenprince 574

LionPride 403

Cindi Mayweather 13

[Momo]

Didnt realise there was a dedicated thread for the worst posters on neogaf 

[benjipwns]

This thread has always been here in some form.

Oh you mean...

[Rufus]

edit: That's part of why I always get drawn into and quote on here from GAF threads where people are all "the world is ending, we're all going to die because of [something mundane]" like how many people there constantly refuse to believe that we live better lives than almost anyone else in world history. The fact of posting incessantly on GAF is almost the ultimate evidence proving this. It's some kind of mentality I cannot for the life of me figure out and understand no matter how often I come across it.

When you spend a lot of time circlejerking, especially online, perspectives necessarily become distorted. Add a dash of youthful ignorance and those world views are sufficiently explained, I find. 

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Yes, and this thread also. Beat you to it, <hacker alias>.

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[benjipwns]

I'll bring it here if I want. Who made you lord of this thread? Y'all bring beef into this thread from outside of it all the fucking time. But now it's a no go? Because you ain't about shit. And you've never been about shit.

Aight, I'm done.

I'm done trying to be nice.

nicca who are you? You have a problem with CM right? nicca TAKE IT UP WITH HIM.BITCH TAKE IT UP WITH THAT nicca AND THAT'S IT BUT YOU BAMA IN YA FEELINGS ASS SOFT AS BABY SHIT ASS WANNA COME FOR THE THREAD FOR NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT YOU!

We kinda stopped with that bringing outside shit into here thing a while back if you paid any attention. Notice how literally no one thinks you are in the right? And it ain't because you came in here really, it's because of how you came in here, and what you said to people not named CM. Calm your fucking ass down and stop acting like a slighted fuck

[VomKriege]

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[agrajag]

whats BAMA

[nachobro]

nicca what people fuckin say outside of this thread really doesn't matter, like ever. I do mean ever.

Have you seen anyone in here really care about what some fuck said outside of here?

isn't that the point of their thread?

was about to say that this person posts like a high schooler trying to act tough online, but aren't they actually in high school?

[bork]

whats BAMA

"Bama"
Originated from Black youth in Washington DC.
1. Original meaning was "cant dress well" or "fashion misfit"


2. Now the word has a more general use meaning "person", as how Whites use "Dude"

1. That bama wearing a coat in the summer

2. Tell bama to meet me at the store.

[FStop7]

Wow, that Black Culture thread is filled with posts name-calling each other and backseat-modding...and only Cindi got banned.  That is pretty fucked up.

The problem is that everyone knows who Cindi is so a mod can ban her at any time for being a permabanned user with an alt.

[FunSlower]

nicca what people fuckin say outside of this thread really doesn't matter, like ever. I do mean ever.

Have you seen anyone in here really care about what some fuck said outside of here?

isn't that the point of their thread?

was about to say that this person posts like a high schooler trying to act tough online, but aren't they actually in high school?

It is exactly that,

[bork]

Wow, that Black Culture thread is filled with posts name-calling each other and backseat-modding...and only Cindi got banned.  That is pretty fucked up.

The problem is that everyone knows who Cindi is so a mod can ban her at any time for being a permabanned user with an alt.

There's no reason why that CM Duck shouldn't have been banned for what he said and some of the others for backseat modding and/or offensive language.  The most baffling thing about it all is that no one else got on CM for saying the shit he did in that chicken restaurant thread or the black culture thread.  Yes, Cindi flew off the handle, but look what that other guy posted. 



But then this is the same forum that modded a known perma-banned user who came back under an alt. 

Looking through that thread, I just see "forum within a forum" syndrome going on, where they talk about whatever.  Interesting that they have been allowed to continue where other community threads like that were purged.

[parallax]

Wow, that Black Culture thread is filled with posts name-calling each other and backseat-modding...and only Cindi got banned.  That is pretty fucked up.

The problem is that everyone knows who Cindi is so a mod can ban her at any time for being a permabanned user with an alt.

i dont think everyone knows who cindi is. hence dudes acting brand new with her

[benjipwns]

BUT YOU BAMA IN YA FEELINGS ASS SOFT AS BABY SHIT ASS

i preferred "safe moist as dudes" and "cookie cutter motherfuckers" that was one of my favorite weird gaf threads

edit: oh god it's originally a Sony SECRET TECH thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=396882

[FStop7]

whats BAMA

Boston-Atlanta Metropolitan Axis based on the way we're heading

Wow, that Black Culture thread is filled with posts name-calling each other and backseat-modding...and only Cindi got banned.  That is pretty fucked up.

The problem is that everyone knows who Cindi is so a mod can ban her at any time for being a permabanned user with an alt.

i dont think everyone knows who cindi is. hence dudes acting brand new with her

I should say all of the mods know.  They creep on here and they have their backchannels.  Plus Cindi's writing style is pretty distinct.

[benjipwns]

I should say all of the mods know.  They creep on here

Well then, I have got a lot I have been dying to say about a certain moderator of NeoGAF.com, you may know him as cuddly and warm, but I'm telling you this guy is a monster and I'm not usually one to call anyone, especially a NeoGAF.com moderator, a monster or a bloodthirsty tyrant or even potentially the blood god who demands mass sacrifices, but don't let this guy fool ya. That's all I say for now but when I feel like it's time to get it off my chest, he's gonna completely blindsided. Let me tell you.

[benjipwns]

Oh crap, is he onto me? Er...I mean, Steve who? Oh, he's a nice young man. Wouldn't harm a soul, or fifty thousand.

[FunSlower]

Community threads tend to self-police, but there's all manner of shameful stuff happening

After all,
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236376927&postcount=18645

Splatoon 2's fanfiction prequel is a pretty good read.

[nachobro]

 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236364039&postcount=1005

OK, never really cared about Bobby Roberts enough to have an opinion on him. But this is the dumbest, pseudo intellectual film babble I've read in a long time.

Why even entertain the idea that a movie that won't be out for 5 months would be better than an already well know and highly influential movie? Because new amateur film critic favorite Villeneuve is directing it?

I like Villeneuve, Sicario and Arrival were great(Prisoners still sucks), but has he really made anything that left an actual mark yet? Seems to me most people who splooge over his flicks do so because of Roger Deakins cinematography.

Does Denis Villeneuve understand why Blade Runner worked as a story better than Ridley Scott does now?

This is the most amazing question I've seen in some time. I've spent at least 45 seconds trying to unpackage it and figure out what he's actually asking.

[FunSlower]

It's Bobby Roberts. All the way down.

[etiolate]

It means Bobby thinks he can read minds and has read Villeneueve's mind and Scott's mind to determine a winner in the multiple interpretation paradox.

[Great Rumbler]

I mean, benji, this shit is fucking catastrophic for democracy.  You aren't the least bit worried?

Some men just want to watch the world burn, benji's posts are merely the gas thrown on the fire.

[samfish]

if i'd known it was that easy to shittalk other posters directly on gaf i would have put shoe polish on my face and posted about fried chicken and anime like the rest of the people in that thread

It's never too late to start. That's an important life lesson to learn.

[Joe Molotov]

I mean, benji, this shit is fucking catastrophic for democracy.  You aren't the least bit worried?

Some men just want to watch the world burn, benji's posts are merely the gas thrown on the fire.

It's like nudemacusers said when discussing the videogame Dark Souls by From Software, "No one man should have all that power."

[nachobro]

found YET ANOTHER benji alt account.

Probably the only person on this board who will genuinely know a lot about Wallace without looking at Wikipedia is benji.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236386854&postcount=2

how many russian slaves do you have working around to clock to make you new accounts anyway?

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236364039&postcount=1005

OK, never really cared about Bobby Roberts enough to have an opinion on him. But this is the dumbest, pseudo intellectual film babble I've read in a long time.

Rating directors "objectively".


With age I came to be completely dumbfounded by those film buffs who are more enamored with the idea of being secretly coopted within the secret of the gods (be it the inner life of artists or the mass of movie goers) than, you know, watching movies and enjoying them for what they are.

[Vertigo]

Wow, that Black Culture thread is filled with posts name-calling each other and backseat-modding...and only Cindi got banned.  That is pretty fucked up.

The problem is that everyone knows who Cindi is so a mod can ban her at any time for being a permabanned user with an alt.

There's no reason why that CM Duck shouldn't have been banned for what he said and some of the others for backseat modding and/or offensive language.  The most baffling thing about it all is that no one else got on CM for saying the shit he did in that chicken restaurant thread or the black culture thread.  Yes, Cindi flew off the handle, but look what that other guy posted. 



But then this is the same forum that modded a known perma-banned user who came back under an alt. 

Looking through that thread, I just see "forum within a forum" syndrome going on, where they talk about whatever.  Interesting that they have been allowed to continue where other community threads like that were purged.

Yeah I'm curious why none of the other so called black posters challenged that post. Saying Cindi's 'black card' is under question is out of line.

Also to any gaf mods lurking on here, how did Lionpride escape a ban for his rant in the BCT thread? isn't insulting and swearing at another user bannable?

[zomgee]

Wow, that Black Culture thread is filled with posts name-calling each other and backseat-modding...and only Cindi got banned.  That is pretty fucked up.

It's a nasty, nasty moment for BCT.

For them, it was Tuesday.

[Raist]

whats BAMA

Bake America Meat Again

[counterhit]

BCT has some of the most annoyingly one note people on this site. You can break down the whole character of some of these posters by matching them with one of these templates:

*sarcastic 1 sentence post on the first page after only reading the title*
(alternate version: also does the english teacher in Japan thing where they subtlety hint their authority on Japanese matters)

"I know you want me to call me it! JUST SAY IT! Honestly, if you are honest about it, it doesn't even bother me... SAY IT! CALL ME A NI-"

"lol this artist/movie/thing that's been considered one of the greatest of all time for decades or centuries really isn't anything special, I prefer this thing that came out when I was in high school, which was 3 or 0 years ago. Let me tell you what I learned in film class today."

Universal: *someone posts a simplistic, emotional eight paragraph rant about white people that almost no one is going to bother to read* FIRE EMOJI FIRE EMOJI

[thisismyusername]

Shhhhheeeeeeyyyyyyyttttt, you bitches. I've been on that BCT hateraide longer than the rest of you. Now sashay away while realizing I was right about those closet racists a while ago.

[benjipwns]

Yeah, but that's because you're a racist. We only hate them for the way they talk, their culture, their employment choices, etc.

[thisismyusername]

Shhhhheeeeeeyyyyyyyttttt, you bitches. I've been on that BCT hateraide longer than the rest of you. Now sashay away while realizing I was right about those closet racists a while ago.

We're making fun of them for the Cindi shit since it was bullshit. Not for their race, bigot.

BCT has some of the most annoyingly one note people on this site. You can break down the whole character of some of these posters by matching them with one of these templates:

*sarcastic 1 sentence post on the first page after only reading the title*
(alternate version: also does the english teacher in Japan thing where they subtlety hint their authority on Japanese matters)

"I know you want me to call me it! JUST SAY IT! Honestly, if you are honest about it, it doesn't even bother me... SAY IT! CALL ME A NI-"

"lol this artist/movie/thing that's been considered one of the greatest of all time for decades or centuries really isn't anything special, I prefer this thing that came out when I was in high school, which was 3 or 0 years ago. Let me tell you what I learned in film class today."

Universal: *someone posts a simplistic, emotional eight paragraph rant about white people that almost no one is going to bother to read* FIRE EMOJI FIRE EMOJI

This is what I'm talking about. They pull that reverse racism shit and stereotypical postings^^^^^ and then run right back to their thread like clockwork. I seriously have no idea why one of the non-Bish/Blackace mods hasn't come in (I guess Besada protection?) to tell them to knock that shit off.

[counterhit]

The fact someone edited out the mild race joke (it was originally in engrish) just so they could use a popular 4chan post always cracks me up:



Why not just stop posting stuff from 4chan?

[WanderingWind]

Weird. This isn't what I've been reading for the past 4 months.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2017/05/08/why-did-trump-win-more-whites-and-fewer-blacks-than-normal-actually-voted/?utm_term=.baf23b3d9017

[stufte]

BCT is a dumpster fire of proud racists and smugposters who know they have a (mod sanctioned) longer leash because of the number of oppression points they have and use that to abuse other posters.

[stufte]

Weird. This isn't what I've been reading for the past 4 months.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2017/05/08/why-did-trump-win-more-whites-and-fewer-blacks-than-normal-actually-voted/?utm_term=.baf23b3d9017

Wow.

[samfish]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=236347149

Mr. Glass is showing his insecurities again

[benjipwns]

Chumley got banned in part for freaking out about Ryan Gosling

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236328960&postcount=331
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236329068&postcount=51

but mostly thread shitting:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236325255&postcount=319
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236334810&postcount=349

[FunSlower]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=236347149

Mr. Glass is showing his insecurities again

not how steroids work anyway, they don't get it. obvs never used the juice

[FunSlower]

BCT is a community thread and there's a good sense of community there, I always enjoyed posting in there when I was alive on NeoJaffe. Lots of good folks in there. Seeing nobody really stick up for Cindi in there was mega fucked though.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1372056

Time for a good old fashioned Star Citizen shitfest to take your mind off of the political circus.

[benjipwns]

NYT couldn't get a Derek Smart quote for that piece?

and they call themselves games journalists.

[Let's Cyber]

Also to any gaf mods lurking on here, how did Lionpride escape a ban for his rant in the BCT thread? isn't insulting and swearing at another user bannable?

He's wearing his +10 Besada armor of Unbanning.

[wsippel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1372056

Time for a good old fashioned Star Citizen shitfest to take your mind off of the political circus.

If there's one thing that's almost indistinguishable between GAF and the Bore, it's Star Citizen threads.

[benjipwns]

So can Comey fight this on the grounds of unfair dismissal or anything?

[Jansen]

sorry but cindi was an annoying cunt on the same level as lime

[zepblackstar]

BCT trying to be coli lite is amusing at times.

at least here we take their emoticons only

[etiolate]

I took a peat at BCT and it looked like a lot of weave grabbing over anime

[benjipwns]

BCT trying to be coli lite is amusing at times.

at least here we take their emoticons only

reminded me of post i saw while in there but i was hoping it was lionpride:

I assume every poster on the coli is a 13 year old white kid that is grounded from his xbox

[Raist]

reminded me of post i saw while in there but i was hoping it was lionpride:

I assume every poster on the coli is a 13 year old white kid that is grounded from his xbox

 

[clothedmacuser]

BCT has some of the most annoyingly one note people on this site. You can break down the whole character of some of these posters by matching them with one of these templates:

*sarcastic 1 sentence post on the first page after only reading the title*
(alternate version: also does the english teacher in Japan thing where they subtlety hint their authority on Japanese matters)

"I know you want me to call me it! JUST SAY IT! Honestly, if you are honest about it, it doesn't even bother me... SAY IT! CALL ME A NI-"

"lol this artist/movie/thing that's been considered one of the greatest of all time for decades or centuries really isn't anything special, I prefer this thing that came out when I was in high school, which was 3 or 0 years ago. Let me tell you what I learned in film class today."

Universal: *someone posts a simplistic, emotional eight paragraph rant about white people that almost no one is going to bother to read* FIRE EMOJI FIRE EMOJI

or "I've got plenty of friends so I know about this subject.  I was friends with; 40-year-olds, gays, trans, displaced refugees from the 1986 Angolan civil war, 90's boy band hipsters, chess players, albinos, people from wealthy Chicago suburbs poetry majors, etc.

So yeah, I'm kind of an authority."

[benjipwns]

i got curious but

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[samfish]

I almost feel pity for Slayven.

Almost.

[VomKriege]

NYT couldn't get a Derek Smart quote for that piece?

and they call themselves games journalists.

While writing this article, our journalist received the visit in the dead of night of a mysterious figure who claimed to be a warlord from "Internet" (sic) [The New York Times has so far been unable to locate him in Eritrea, we will keep you posted] & kept repeating "It's all as it was written in my Juy blog..."

[railGUN]

I'm pretty sure posting 100,000 times on NeoGAF qualifies you for long-term disability insurance.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1372161