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Joe Molotov

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21840 on: July 31, 2017, 03:51:36 PM »
I feel like more than THE OPTICS type shit, people should be more upset that "What if the South won the US Civil War" is as tired and hacky of a alt history premise as "What if the Nazis" won and is creatively bankrupt at this point.

What if Al Gore won in 2000?

What if Stalin didn't have a mustache?

What if Iron Man was cast with someone besides RDJ?

Has there been a major production done with that premise?

There was an indie movie back in the early-aughts that did it mockumentary style. Not exactly major, tho.
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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21841 on: July 31, 2017, 04:04:37 PM »
I'm actually looking forward to the confederacy show after the last few seasons of GoT. A show about the south winning written by these two hacks mixed with the overwrought portent of something like Westworld seems like it has potential to be the most fun disaster to watch since TD season 2

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21842 on: July 31, 2017, 04:07:15 PM »
I feel like more than THE OPTICS type shit, people should be more upset that "What if the South won the US Civil War" is as tired and hacky of a alt history premise as "What if the Nazis" won and is creatively bankrupt at this point.

What if Al Gore won in 2000?

What if Stalin didn't have a mustache?

What if Iron Man was cast with someone besides RDJ?

Has there been a major production done with that premise?

There was an indie movie back in the early-aughts that did it mockumentary style. Not exactly major, tho.

Yup, the confederate states of america. Was fun to watch, because it was so satirical you couldn't get mad. Then again, my brain is not high on GAF.

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21843 on: July 31, 2017, 04:10:38 PM »
I think the idea is hackneyed garbage and I can't imagine them approaching the subject of slavery with any kind of grace. Hard pass for me.

Luckily I can just, you know, not watch it when it comes out. No self righteous twitter campaigns necessary.  :ohhh
« Last Edit: July 31, 2017, 04:16:10 PM by Let's Cyber »

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21844 on: July 31, 2017, 04:19:03 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=244748769&postcount=10

I'm sorry, this post just irked me on how much of a nerd ass pull stretch this was.
:neogaf it's only been called that for like five years

the army knew :ohhh

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21845 on: July 31, 2017, 04:26:35 PM »
Those Russia sanction threads are too funny to be real.

Oh and of course there's a "leave your kid in the car in JULY IN PHOENIX ARIZONA" defense force.

Leave your INFANT alone in a car at any time of the year anywhere, brehs
just imagine if it was your Switch *shudders*

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21846 on: July 31, 2017, 04:31:23 PM »
Not only did they know, they purposely put Trump in office so they could sell more games.
"sell"?

The state gets its preorder money up front, no refunds. Whether you want the game or not. :ufup

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21847 on: July 31, 2017, 05:37:04 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413598

I always enjoy watching the mods try to navigate these type of threads. Too many Official NeoGAF LLC Forum Personalities™ start digging into each other, the mods can't ban any of the prominent members without it looking like they're picking a side so they just lock it down.

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21848 on: July 31, 2017, 05:45:22 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413598

I always enjoy watching the mods try to navigate these type of threads. Too many Official NeoGAF LLC Forum Personalities™ start digging into each other, the mods can't ban any of the prominent members without it looking like they're picking a side so they just lock it down.

It's the perfect asshole trap. Delete the accounts of all the posters in that thread and Neogaf might return to constructive discourse, relatively.  ;)

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21849 on: July 31, 2017, 05:53:26 PM »
Get mad at a black comedian who wouldn't even make to Comic View brehs

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21850 on: July 31, 2017, 05:55:22 PM »
any comedian with "Lil" in front of their name is guaranteed to be wack. Kevin Hart became 10x better instantly once he stopped calling himself Lil Kev the Bastard :lol

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21851 on: July 31, 2017, 06:00:14 PM »
lil rel was great in Get Out

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21852 on: July 31, 2017, 06:08:31 PM »
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people here wanna whine about shitty subreddits but ignore the fact that the mod team around here harbored a pedophile ex-mod and lied about their knowledge of the situation
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245040336&postcount=92

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21854 on: July 31, 2017, 06:54:38 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413873

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There are zero legitimate reasons to leave a child or pet in a car alone during a record heat wave.

Clearly, these fools haven't consulted with NeoGAF's finest minds.  :snob

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21855 on: July 31, 2017, 07:04:57 PM »
HA.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413598

this fucking thread is a graveyard.

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21856 on: July 31, 2017, 07:15:56 PM »
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Moderators have to actually care first. I'm not sure how much of the team is actually supportive of transgender peoples' causes.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245025657&postcount=652


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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21857 on: July 31, 2017, 07:18:00 PM »
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I'm not talking about constitutional free speech, just not having to toe an imaginary line of discussion for fear of having your voice shut down. If you prefer heavily moderated communities, Reddit isn't for you, but it's for a lot of other people who are not necessarily bigots or whatever other pejorative group you'd like to pool everyone who browses reddit into from the GAF high horse.

I'm perfectly content having both moderated and unmoderated online communities I'm a part of.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245032443&postcount=16

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21858 on: July 31, 2017, 07:18:28 PM »
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people here wanna whine about shitty subreddits but ignore the fact that the mod team around here harbored a pedophile ex-mod and lied about their knowledge of the situation
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245040336&postcount=92

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Wait what? A pedophile? On Neogaf?
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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21859 on: July 31, 2017, 07:22:00 PM »
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people here wanna whine about shitty subreddits but ignore the fact that the mod team around here harbored a pedophile ex-mod and lied about their knowledge of the situation
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245040336&postcount=92

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Wait what? A pedophile? On Neogaf?

It wasn't banned NeoGAF user Dennis, was it?
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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21860 on: July 31, 2017, 07:27:44 PM »
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people here wanna whine about shitty subreddits but ignore the fact that the mod team around here harbored a pedophile ex-mod and lied about their knowledge of the situation
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245040336&postcount=92

:gladbron :anhuld :brazilcry

Wait what? A pedophile? On Neogaf?

It wasn't banned NeoGAF user Dennis, was it?

It may have been current NeoGAF member Joe Molotov.

Joe Molotov is a forum moderator, like confessed pedophile Amir0x used to be.

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21861 on: July 31, 2017, 07:30:05 PM »
*deletes history*

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21862 on: July 31, 2017, 07:32:11 PM »
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people here wanna whine about shitty subreddits but ignore the fact that the mod team around here harbored a pedophile ex-mod and lied about their knowledge of the situation
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245040336&postcount=92

:gladbron :anhuld :brazilcry

Wait what? A pedophile? On Neogaf?

It wasn't banned NeoGAF user Dennis, was it?

It may have been current NeoGAF member Joe Molotov.

Joe Molotov is a forum moderator, like confessed pedophile Amir0x used to be.

You're getting good at retaliating!
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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21863 on: July 31, 2017, 07:37:40 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413871
Quote from: Massive Duck, C.M.
I'd like to hear from our liberal posters who are anti-immigration.
Quote from: Trojita
I don't think this is about immigration here. Seems like he took a trip down south and was coming up north.
Quote from: Massive Duck, C.M.
True

Anyway more importantly RIP to the young man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21864 on: July 31, 2017, 07:38:56 PM »
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people here wanna whine about shitty subreddits but ignore the fact that the mod team around here harbored a pedophile ex-mod and lied about their knowledge of the situation
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245040336&postcount=92

:gladbron :anhuld :brazilcry

Wait what? A pedophile? On Neogaf?

It wasn't banned NeoGAF user Dennis, was it?

It may have been current NeoGAF member Joe Molotov.

Joe Molotov is a forum moderator, like confessed pedophile Amir0x used to be.

they both used red colored names too. The plot thickens.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413871
Quote from: Massive Duck, C.M.
I'd like to hear from our liberal posters who are anti-immigration.
Quote from: Trojita
I don't think this is about immigration here. Seems like he took a trip down south and was coming up north.
Quote from: Massive Duck, C.M.
True

Anyway more importantly RIP to the young man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority

this is just like when they ask inmates to flex. if they have something sharp in their butt they'd pierce their own rectum. It's a way to clear suspicion without being intrusive. kid was stupid and made a bad choice. Hell, I don't even understand why the family got paid. the majority of people earn less than that in a lifetime and that's actually not committing crimes and following the good path. I find the precedent actually dangerous. Then again it was a settlement due to public pressure most likely (a kid died, never happened before).
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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21865 on: July 31, 2017, 07:48:39 PM »
the asspain that banned neogaf user dennis gets over that joke is hilarious. ironically there's probably also a lot of asspain felt by amirox who is also a banned neogaf user, and pedophile.



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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21870 on: July 31, 2017, 08:00:56 PM »
I'm a lesbian with an outie.  ;)

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21871 on: July 31, 2017, 08:14:47 PM »
Does this mean that sucking a roommate off when you were really drunk is just like eating a pussy?   Phew.
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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21872 on: July 31, 2017, 08:16:45 PM »
From the Reddit raises $200 million thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413792

Quote from: Slayven
A lot of money in hosting bigots and being a platform for their attacks, but that is always been the case

 :umad :point

Is Slayven's whole day built around thin skinned racial passive aggression, ban bait dogpiling and comicbooks.

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21873 on: July 31, 2017, 08:21:56 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245050710&postcount=128

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I think the ship has sailed on Reddit. It's a fucking useless cesspool that's closer to 4Chan than Twitter in relevance.

The same twitter that lost 2 million users last quarter and stocked dropped? come on now.

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21874 on: July 31, 2017, 08:28:39 PM »
Quote from: Slayven
Anyone else laugh at the irony of people saying the correct way to deal with Reddit is build your own bubble ?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413792

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Hasn't that kind of always been the point of reddit? Other than browsing on /r/all it's always been a site you curate yourself.

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Obviously it's much better for volunteers to build that bubble for you.

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No, that's explicitly the way it works. It's a tad more work than gaf where the bubble is built for you, but according to this place reddit is exclusively the_donald when the reality of the place is that every big sub has a strong liberal bias.

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The whole point of the site is to curate your own collection of subcommunities revolving around things that you have interests in

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No, because there's no irony. The whole point of reddit is to build your own bubble. If you're actively going onto subreddits you don't like, you're using the site in a way that is unintended, not to mention uncommon.

It's actually kind of hilarious seeing reddit get painted by you and other Gaffers as a alt-right paradise. On 4chan, reddit is largely viewed as liberal.


huh, interesting tho how slayven never returns.

it just goes to show that the only time slayven has anything of substance and fact to say is when he's parroting or quoting what Massive Duck C.M. and Frozen Prince told him to think.  Even that Confederate tv show thread is just him parroting think pieces from other threads. 

To be honest.  The entire Confederate thread seems like that.  People are offended by it's future existence and are left to invent reasons it could potentially and theoretically be bad, or just repeating a think piece they read made by smarter people.

You don't want to see a show where American slavery exists.  That's understandable, just say that.  It's respectable to not want to see your own people brutalized.  But for God's sake don't let Bobby Roberts of all people be the leading figure in saying why it's wrong.  Shameful.
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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21876 on: July 31, 2017, 08:35:14 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245050710&postcount=128

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I think the ship has sailed on Reddit. It's a fucking useless cesspool that's closer to 4Chan than Twitter in relevance.

The same twitter that lost 2 million users last quarter and stocked dropped? come on now.

Twitter's been adrift for a while.  Terrible bot/spammer problem, signal-to-noise sucks, now they're losing users.  But... they're Twitter.  When you look around you see that bird logo on everything from major TV ads to food packaging to napkins on airliners.  Their market cap's $11.5 billion but that kind of mindshare is something you probably can't put a number on.

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« Reply #21877 on: July 31, 2017, 08:43:31 PM »
For God's sake!  They are relying on Bobby Roberts to construct the narrative why Confederate is bad.  How hollow is your intellectual argument when you resort to Bobby Roberts directing it? 

Let it just be an emotional argument.  People will give you a pass.
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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21878 on: July 31, 2017, 08:43:39 PM »
Quote from: Slayven
Anyone else laugh at the irony of people saying the correct way to deal with Reddit is build your own bubble ?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413792

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Hasn't that kind of always been the point of reddit? Other than browsing on /r/all it's always been a site you curate yourself.

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Obviously it's much better for volunteers to build that bubble for you.

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No, that's explicitly the way it works. It's a tad more work than gaf where the bubble is built for you, but according to this place reddit is exclusively the_donald when the reality of the place is that every big sub has a strong liberal bias.

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The whole point of the site is to curate your own collection of subcommunities revolving around things that you have interests in

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No, because there's no irony. The whole point of reddit is to build your own bubble. If you're actively going onto subreddits you don't like, you're using the site in a way that is unintended, not to mention uncommon.

It's actually kind of hilarious seeing reddit get painted by you and other Gaffers as a alt-right paradise. On 4chan, reddit is largely viewed as liberal.


huh, interesting tho how slayven never returns.

it just goes to show that the only time slayven has anything of substance and fact to say is when he's parroting or quoting what Massive Duck C.M. and Frozen Prince told him to think.  Even that Confederate tv show thread is just him parroting think pieces from other threads. 

To be honest.  The entire Confederate thread seems like that.  People are offended by it's future existence and are left to invent reasons it could potentially and theoretically be bad, or just repeating a think piece they read made by smarter people.

You don't want to see a show where American slavery exists.  That's understandable, just say that.  It's respectable to not want to see your own people brutalized.  But for God's sake don't let Bobby Roberts of all people be the leading figure in saying why it's wrong.  Shameful.

these posts are his kryptonite. without his allies from the BCT like Welfarine or FoodStamper he's powerless

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21879 on: July 31, 2017, 08:59:37 PM »
The way Massive Duck; C.M. and Enzom use Bobby Roberts as their main support against Confederate TV Show is almost as upsetting as the cover they gave to pedophile Amir0x.  They are people who will be with friends with anybody who supports their political views. 

Many years ago I sarcastically said to one of them, "Do you make friends by walking up to a person and saying, Hello, what are you political views, do you share similar ideas to mine?"  And they said yes, that is how they make friends.  I didn't believe it at the time but it makes sense now.
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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21880 on: July 31, 2017, 09:01:19 PM »
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people here wanna whine about shitty subreddits but ignore the fact that the mod team around here harbored a pedophile ex-mod and lied about their knowledge of the situation
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245040336&postcount=92

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Look at this shit. Guy discussing things but not to the taste of the mods gets banned. Not this quote specifically, but the guy above him.

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21881 on: July 31, 2017, 09:15:16 PM »
The way Massive Duck; C.M. and Enzom use Bobby Roberts as their main support against Confederate TV Show is almost as upsetting as the cover they gave to pedophile Amir0x.  They are people who will be with friends with anybody who supports their political views. 

Many years ago I sarcastically said to one of them, "Do you make friends by walking up to a person and saying, Hello, what are you political views, do you share similar ideas to mine?"  And they said yes, that is how they make friends.  I didn't believe it at the time but it makes sense now.

it makes sense now that they don't have friends?

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21882 on: July 31, 2017, 09:23:18 PM »
Slayven should just stick to comic books. That's clearly his forte and what he's most comfortable with. Whenever he ventures outside that realm, he often stumbles and shows his ass.

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21883 on: July 31, 2017, 10:05:21 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=244980945

thread should have remained opened so op could be mocked

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21884 on: July 31, 2017, 10:32:28 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=244980945

thread should have remained opened so op could be mocked

No wonder why Gaf now wants to burn books or cancel TV shows before they air...

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21885 on: July 31, 2017, 11:26:38 PM »


Same shit.  But it's not a comic book or a Game of Thrones related thing. 


It came out with little protest.  But a Cable TV show or a comic book or some other disposable media shit?  No wonder these idiots can't formulate a argument against a piece of art.  Unless there are dialogue bubbles and references (see ish 422) their ability to consume basic art is set at "racist!!!!!" or " Not racist."
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« Reply #21886 on: July 31, 2017, 11:32:54 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245050710&postcount=128

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I think the ship has sailed on Reddit. It's a fucking useless cesspool that's closer to 4Chan than Twitter in relevance.

The same twitter that lost 2 million users last quarter and stocked dropped? come on now.

Twitter's been adrift for a while.  Terrible bot/spammer problem, signal-to-noise sucks, now they're losing users.  But... they're Twitter.  When you look around you see that bird logo on everything from major TV ads to food packaging to napkins on airliners.  Their market cap's $11.5 billion but that kind of mindshare is something you probably can't put a number on.

Twitter gained ZERO users last month apparently.
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« Reply #21887 on: July 31, 2017, 11:35:23 PM »

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21888 on: August 01, 2017, 12:15:53 AM »
So salty in that reddit thread that they need to invent reasons to not like reddit lol

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« Reply #21890 on: August 01, 2017, 12:58:57 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413978

Gah, so much misinformation in this thread!

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Did you prime it?

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Pump the primer

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As said, this sounds like a primer prob.

Crafsman mowers haven't had a priming bulb in years...


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Everyone covered everything in this thread already.

First check to make sure fuel line open.
Then read how to prime.
Then really rip into it when you try to start. It can take a few times when they are new.

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Did you read the user's manual? It will have all the answers you need. YouTube is a good alternative. Anyhow, make sure the fuel line is in the open position, you filled up your oil tank. Which brings up another question, is it a two stroke motor? If it is the oil needs to be mixed in with the gas. Some models require priming, typically 2 stroke motors. They might also have a choke for cold starting your engine. Press the handle bar and pull.

Ditto on the fuel line adjustment. Craftsman mowers don't need any sort of adjustment out of the box.

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Aside from what everyone else said, make sure your fuel mix is correct. It'll probably be like 50:1 or 40:1 gas/oil mix.

DON'T FUCKING MIX GAS AND OIL ON A 4-CYLINDER ENGINE!!

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Only one person noted your likely issue...kill switch. All mowers have a fail safe... riding ones have multiple ones. On the handle there will be a bar that needs to be held against handle or it will prevent spark...won't start or keep running without being held

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This too. Lots of folks don't know that you have to hold this down since it's basically a kill switch when not engaged.

I'd be surprised if OP didn't realize you need to hold the bar down while pulling for a mower to start. Pretty sure all mowers work like this. Furthermore, there's no simple "kill switch" on these mowers from my experience.

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How do you make sure fuel line is open? Holding the bar down?
It is IN...the MANUAL. I guarantee you there's a section for startup procedures.

I guarantee the manual won't mention a way to open the fuel line, and I can guarantee that's not the issue.

To offer up a real solution, 9 times out of 10 when a Craftsman mower won't start, it's because the oil line is incorrect. Too much oil will clog the engine, and too little will prevent the blade from moving at all. Double check to make sure the oil level on the dipstick is between the two indented arrows. Make sure you're using E87 (that's regular) gas from the gas station and using the oil that it came with. There should be a separate pouch of SAE-30 in the box. I've fixed so many mowers this way.

This thread is so embarrassing :(

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21891 on: August 01, 2017, 01:03:08 AM »
I wouldn't be surprised if he's not holding the bar down, as he just mentions pulling the cord in the OP. Also, probably should invest in starting fluid.

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21892 on: August 01, 2017, 01:06:53 AM »
I wouldn't be surprised if he's not holding the bar down, as he just mentions pulling the cord in the OP. Also, probably should invest in starting fluid.

Actually, I just reread the OP and he used unleaded 94 gas? That's different than E87, right?

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« Reply #21893 on: August 01, 2017, 01:14:17 AM »
I wouldn't be surprised if he's not holding the bar down, as he just mentions pulling the cord in the OP. Also, probably should invest in starting fluid.
I'm 100% sure this is the case.

Stay inside while your parents/landscaper do the yardwork as a child brehs

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« Reply #21894 on: August 01, 2017, 01:30:40 AM »
Admit to doing your own manual labor like a peasant brehs.

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« Reply #21896 on: August 01, 2017, 03:00:43 AM »
 :o
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1414017

Oh boy.

I'll bet on a derail by post 75. Let's find out !

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« Reply #21897 on: August 01, 2017, 03:13:32 AM »
:o
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1414017

Oh boy.

I'll bet on a derail by post 75. Let's find out !

Edit : Damn you Modbot ! :maf

Not surprised that the fuckbois over there will just use cowardBot to shut something fun down.

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Re: 🚨 Other Forum Megathread of...WTF OPPO DROPPO?! 🚨
« Reply #21898 on: August 01, 2017, 03:14:26 AM »
what kind of idiot buys 94 octane gas for a lawn mower

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