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What do you do?

Grab her by the pussy
7 (15.9%)
Ask nicely, then grab her by the pussy
8 (18.2%)
A polite, but firm, handshake
15 (34.1%)
Sweat profusely, sputter out a few garbled words, then flee back to the internet
14 (31.8%)

Total Members Voted: 40

Author Topic: You just met a hot girl.  (Read 2041 times)

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Great Rumbler

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You just met a hot girl.
« on: October 10, 2016, 03:12:06 PM »
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Atramental

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2016, 03:19:27 PM »
Give their pussy a firm handshake. :doge

Madrun Badrun

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2016, 03:20:29 PM »
Sweaty limp handshake like she is arm wrestling with water. 

Tasty

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2016, 03:29:32 PM »
Run away because girls have cooties.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2016, 03:31:15 PM »
Stick fingers in one at a time. One. Two. Four.

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Dennis

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2016, 03:31:43 PM »
Run away because girls have cooties.

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I'm a Puppy!

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2016, 03:37:46 PM »
Clearly, you must Mupepe.
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Atramental

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2016, 03:38:20 PM »
Take them out to a nice dinner and make out with them later in a tea house.  :doge

Tasty

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2016, 04:02:00 PM »
Where's the Christian side-hug option?

nudemacusers

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2016, 04:09:12 PM »
check to see if her shoes are of a good quality
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2016, 04:10:50 PM »
Girls in cheap leather :yuck

I mean have some self respect girl. 

bork

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2016, 05:10:44 PM »
Throw some water on her to cool her down.
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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2016, 05:12:24 PM »
Some guys can pull this off though

just saying

Phoenix Dark

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2016, 05:22:57 PM »
Some guys can pull this off though

just saying

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Rufus

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2016, 05:30:36 PM »
[X] Be a charming goof, then dodge any and all attempts at even the most basic forms of intimacy.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2016, 05:45:41 PM »
[X] Hand her $1000 and have her lick your ass
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chronovore

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2016, 05:52:32 PM »
Where's the Christian side-hug option?

That's only at the end of the first date, you harlot.

Huff

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2016, 06:00:45 PM »
  • fuck her ugly desperate friend
dur

Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2016, 06:42:42 PM »
reach back like a pimp and slap the ho
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2016, 06:44:30 PM »
Mount her to show dominance.

Stalk her like a silverback gorilla on facebook. 

toku

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2016, 06:59:27 PM »

Shuri

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2016, 07:32:26 PM »
a cis female? Please advise

Joe Molotov

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2016, 07:35:15 PM »
consensually grab her by the pussy
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Human Snorenado

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2016, 07:35:27 PM »
Girls in cheap leather :yuck

I mean have some self respect girl.

They wouldn't be in that cheap leather if you could afford better restraints, Arvie
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2016, 07:45:13 PM »
Well if the rent for sex dungeons in Toronto wasn't so fucking high ...

chronovore

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2016, 09:19:44 PM »
Well if the rent for sex dungeons in Toronto wasn't so fucking high ...

You gotta get the government to back it with tax incentives like they've done for film and videogames.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2016, 09:21:20 PM »
I could call it a documentary!

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2016, 10:24:22 PM »
The saddest thing about single bore is that the only difference between you and NudeMac is a couple of expensive shirts and manufactured aloofness. :snoop
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2016, 10:50:11 PM »
I thought he was married. 

tiesto

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2016, 11:02:15 PM »
Girls in cheap leather :yuck

I mean have some self respect girl.

They wouldn't be in that cheap leather if you could afford better restraints, Arvie

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I'm a Puppy!

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2016, 11:14:56 PM »
The saddest thing about single bore is that the only difference between you and NudeMac is a couple of expensive shirts and manufactured aloofness. :snoop
Ahem, the aloofness is expensive too :snob
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chronovore

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2016, 11:42:18 PM »
The saddest thing about single bore is that the only difference between you and NudeMac is a couple of expensive shirts and manufactured aloofness. :snoop
Ahem, the aloofness is expensive too :snob

That's because aloofness is one of the few things still manufactured domestically.

eleuin

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2016, 11:47:28 PM »
a handshake, always with the hand you jerk off with

nudemacusers

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Re: You just met a hot girl.
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2016, 11:50:16 PM »
I thought he was married.
Nobody is married in the borehole :phil
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