Author Topic: You just met a hot girl. (Read 2705 times)

Atramental · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2016, 03:19:27 PM »

Give their pussy a firm handshake.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2016, 03:20:29 PM »

Sweaty limp handshake like she is arm wrestling with water.

Tasty · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2016, 03:29:32 PM »

Run away because girls have cooties.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** October 10, 2016, 03:31:15 PM »

Stick fingers in one at a time. One. Two. Four.

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Dennis · « **Reply #5 on:** October 10, 2016, 03:31:43 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 10, 2016, 03:29:32 PM

Run away because girls have cooties.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #6 on:** October 10, 2016, 03:37:46 PM »

Clearly, you must Mupepe.

Atramental · « **Reply #7 on:** October 10, 2016, 03:38:20 PM »

Take them out to a nice dinner and make out with them later in a tea house.

Tasty · « **Reply #8 on:** October 10, 2016, 04:02:00 PM »

Where's the Christian side-hug option?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9 on:** October 10, 2016, 04:09:12 PM »

check to see if her shoes are of a good quality

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** October 10, 2016, 04:10:50 PM »

Girls in cheap leather

I mean have some self respect girl.

bork · « **Reply #11 on:** October 10, 2016, 05:10:44 PM »

Throw some water on her to cool her down.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #12 on:** October 10, 2016, 05:12:24 PM »

Some guys can pull this off though

just saying

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** October 10, 2016, 05:22:57 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on October 10, 2016, 05:12:24 PM

Some guys can pull this off though

just saying

Rufus · « **Reply #14 on:** October 10, 2016, 05:30:36 PM »

[X] Be a charming goof, then dodge any and all attempts at even the most basic forms of intimacy.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #15 on:** October 10, 2016, 05:45:41 PM »

[X] Hand her $1000 and have her lick your ass

chronovore · « **Reply #16 on:** October 10, 2016, 05:52:32 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 10, 2016, 04:02:00 PM

Where's the Christian side-hug option?

That's only at the end of the first date, you harlot.

Huff · « **Reply #17 on:** October 10, 2016, 06:00:45 PM »

fuck her ugly desperate friend

Your Stalker · « **Reply #18 on:** October 10, 2016, 06:42:42 PM »

reach back like a pimp and slap the ho

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2016, 06:44:30 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on October 10, 2016, 06:39:59 PM

Mount her to show dominance.

Stalk her like a silverback gorilla on facebook.

toku · « **Reply #20 on:** October 10, 2016, 06:59:27 PM »

Shuri · « **Reply #21 on:** October 10, 2016, 07:32:26 PM »

a cis female? Please advise

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2016, 07:35:15 PM »

consensually grab her by the pussy

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** October 10, 2016, 07:35:27 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 10, 2016, 04:10:50 PM

Girls in cheap leather

I mean have some self respect girl.

They wouldn't be in that cheap leather if you could afford better restraints, Arvie

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2016, 07:45:13 PM »

Well if the rent for sex dungeons in Toronto wasn't so fucking high ...

chronovore · « **Reply #25 on:** October 10, 2016, 09:19:44 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 10, 2016, 07:45:13 PM

Well if the rent for sex dungeons in Toronto wasn't so fucking high ...

You gotta get the government to back it with tax incentives like they've done for film and videogames.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** October 10, 2016, 09:21:20 PM »

I could call it a documentary!

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27 on:** October 10, 2016, 10:24:22 PM »

The saddest thing about single bore is that the only difference between you and NudeMac is a couple of expensive shirts and manufactured aloofness.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** October 10, 2016, 10:50:11 PM »

I thought he was married.

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** October 10, 2016, 11:02:15 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2016, 07:35:27 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 10, 2016, 04:10:50 PM
Girls in cheap leather

I mean have some self respect girl.

They wouldn't be in that cheap leather if you could afford better restraints, Arvie

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #30 on:** October 10, 2016, 11:14:56 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 10, 2016, 10:24:22 PM

The saddest thing about single bore is that the only difference between you and NudeMac is a couple of expensive shirts and manufactured aloofness.

Ahem, the aloofness is expensive too

chronovore · « **Reply #31 on:** October 10, 2016, 11:42:18 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 10, 2016, 11:14:56 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 10, 2016, 10:24:22 PM
The saddest thing about single bore is that the only difference between you and NudeMac is a couple of expensive shirts and manufactured aloofness.
Ahem, the aloofness is expensive too

That's because aloofness is one of the few things still manufactured domestically.

eleuin · « **Reply #32 on:** October 10, 2016, 11:47:28 PM »

a handshake, always with the hand you jerk off with

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33 on:** October 10, 2016, 11:50:16 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 10, 2016, 10:50:11 PM

I thought he was married.

Nobody is married in the borehole

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