I know I mentioned this... but after researching more on Maria Butina, I really can’t reapect anyone that would take sex with her as a bribe.
Like get yourself a couple hundred bucks and an Instagram account. Call that chick from Nintendo or something. Like, we collectively should be embarrassed that Russia Sent HER as the honey pot magic pussy spy. Like we didn’t rate a Russian spy that doesn’t look like a high school valedictorian? Couldn’t we at least get the brunette from pushy riot or something?
The Democrats are not inncocent of this either. I see you Bill Clinton, with dozen long hot list full of questionable pussy.
Actually, I’m putting Weiner in there too. Huma Abedin is legit attractive and he’s out there sending dick pics to c-grade lot lizard looking chicks. We haven’t had a politician that tried to abuse their position to get legitimately hot pussy since JFK.
Edit:
Igor: mr President we have an agent to send tho tge us. A real honey pot.
Putin: ah, thanks Comrade? Is she a real looker? The boom boom that American men desire?
Igor: well....
Putin: speak, man, is she a Russian Beauty.
Igor: is... Angela Merkel hot?
Putin:... (looks puzzled)
Igor: what if she was 40 lbs lighter, and... 29... but looked 40?
Putin:...
Igor: have you seen... Paula Jones?
Putin: this one, the Merkel one, she’ll do.