Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 7200156 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #48780 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:31:46 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on February 06, 2020, 06:26:08 PM

Imagine if only iowan people learnt to code.

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I can't find that AP deceleration anywhere, that's usually on their alerts.

There it is

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/1225562507949068289

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #48781 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:34:12 PM »

Well that’s gonna shorten the odds on No One winning the democrat nomination.

james · « **Reply #48782 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:38:26 PM »

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irregularities in this year's process

Congratulations Democrats.

You've done more to alienate voters and suppress turnout than 10,000 Russian trolls.

Pat yourselves on the back and give out raises all around please.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48783 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:38:50 PM »

You know what?

Fuck it, run third party Bernie. You got nothing to lose, you're old.

What are the dems gonna do? They can't even remove a traitor from the whitehouse.

james · « **Reply #48784 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:40:09 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on February 06, 2020, 06:38:50 PM

You know what?

Fuck it, run third party Bernie. You got nothing to lose, you're old.

What are the dems gonna do? They can't even remove a traitor from the whitehouse.

(Image removed from quote.)

I believe NY allows you to run under multiple parties.

Do it Bernie, just to make the DNC cry.

Potato · « **Reply #48785 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:49:02 PM »

Imagine trying to remove the President from the Whitehouse based on irregularities in the vote, and then you get irregularities in your very first primary vote...

thisismyusername · « **Reply #48786 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:54:58 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 06, 2020, 06:30:09 PM

https://twitter.com/nick_lyle/status/1224900611885477888

That's pretty metal, even if it was over the wrong thing.

#BringBackPoliticiansBeatingEachOtherInTheOctagon #JoeRoganForNarrator

Mandark · « **Reply #48787 on:** February 06, 2020, 06:55:55 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2020, 06:50:01 PM

Quote from: Potato on February 06, 2020, 06:49:02 PM
Imagine trying to remove the President from the Whitehouse based on irregularities in the vote
that's not what happened

that's why you have to imagine it

Nintex · « **Reply #48788 on:** February 06, 2020, 07:17:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1225554605452517378

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/1225513001471692801

It's like all these people are crooks and frauds

Potato · « **Reply #48789 on:** February 06, 2020, 07:58:47 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2020, 06:50:01 PM

Quote from: Potato on February 06, 2020, 06:49:02 PM
Imagine trying to remove the President from the Whitehouse based on irregularities in the vote
that's not what happened

It's a joke numbnuts, roll with it.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #48790 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:21:02 PM »

no one here is knowledgeable in what is funny except the guy who was rigorously educated in all manners of humerus, transhuman

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #48791 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:21:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/WalkerBragman/status/1225295564042055685

BisMarckie · « **Reply #48792 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:25:06 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2020, 08:14:58 PM

jokes are supposed to be funny

Check my post history and you will see how wrong that statement is.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48793 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:26:13 PM »

Mandark · « **Reply #48794 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:38:04 PM »

Bloomberg giving the third-worldist answer that you shouldn't only look at inequality within the imperial metropole.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48795 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:42:12 PM »

Boo bernie lost iowa by 2.4 dell gates

james · « **Reply #48796 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:45:49 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on February 06, 2020, 08:42:12 PM

Boo bernie lost iowa by 2.4

I thought you meant percent.

Potato · « **Reply #48797 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:47:43 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2020, 08:14:58 PM

jokes are supposed to be funny

Is that why I find you hilarious?

EightBitNate · « **Reply #48798 on:** February 06, 2020, 08:59:50 PM »

After all that he lost anyway lol.

Man, I don’t want to read the word “Iowa” for the next four years. Irrelevant ass state.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #48799 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:00:52 PM »

The meltdowns will be glorious

thisismyusername · « **Reply #48800 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:06:19 PM »

https://medium.com/@westonpagano/a-guide-to-the-2020-democratic-candidates-you-should-not-vote-for-c1c6e4c9c26

(Months old, but some of the greatest hits)

Quote from: EightBitNate on February 06, 2020, 08:59:50 PM

After all that he lost anyway lol.

1,000 votes isn't too bad. I'm not too pressed about the results, as folks turned out for him. That's good. With the above showing Peter's problems with black voters, it's pretty much a likely thing Sanders (provided folks continue to turn out) will get the nomination.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48801 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:15:18 PM »

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lol, Nate Cohn of the NYT/Upshot just said "there's no chance networks can make a call off of this info" and then a minute later CNN calls it for Pete. Good work CNN

lol

Mandark · « **Reply #48802 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:19:35 PM »

Yup, "winning" Iowa doesn't matter so much when it's a virtual tie for first and all the media coverage is centered around the caucus debacle anyways. Biden taking an L and Pete getting elevated are the most helpful things for Bernie.

On the other side of things, not looking great for the theory that Bernie's going to muster tons of previously disenfranchised voters who not only will elect him but create a sustained mass movement to achieve his goals. He got fewer votes than John Edwards did finishing 3rd in 2008.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48803 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:21:32 PM »

I think if they make it a point to show off what they did for satellite voting, that could tip the scales on just another white dude trying to get votes and this white dude cares about people voting.

nachobro · « **Reply #48804 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:22:57 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on February 06, 2020, 08:59:50 PM

After all that he lost anyway lol.

Man, I don’t want to read the word “Iowa” for the next four years. Irrelevant ass state.

what about "guyowa"?

mayo pete won the guyowa suckcockus

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #48805 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:27:50 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on February 06, 2020, 08:59:50 PM

After all that he lost anyway lol.

Man, I don’t want to read the word “Iowa” for the next four years. Irrelevant ass state.

nachobro · « **Reply #48806 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:28:29 PM »

thank you shosta

Mandark · « **Reply #48807 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:44:29 PM »

you got lucky I was taking time to craft the perfect zinger

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48808 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:48:11 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2020, 09:37:54 PM

edit: oops. when you're wrong five times in one day you have to shut up for two weeks. see you guys at the nevada caucuses

Which Bloomberg shirt are you getting?

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #48809 on:** February 06, 2020, 09:53:53 PM »

Are you sure you don't want to go down the road of "please stop beating me bro, it's just a prank"? You've barely stepped on it.
Coulda gone viral.

Tripon · « **Reply #48810 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:04:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/adamwren/status/1225607457705201665

EightBitNate · « **Reply #48811 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:10:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/banalization/status/1225199174171451393

https://twitter.com/taniel/status/1225598952432689153

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48812 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:23:03 PM »

That guy is apparently only tweeting about errors benefiting Bernie and not petes.

Himu · « **Reply #48813 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:31:09 PM »

Ah. It's finally over and I can finally destress.

With SOTU, impeachment, and Iowa done things can go back to normal political cycle. Too much, too little time.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #48814 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:31:58 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on February 06, 2020, 10:23:03 PM

That guy is apparently only tweeting about errors benefiting Bernie and not petes.

https://twitter.com/iastartingline/status/1225615234196557825

The fact that there errors at all means someone fucked up.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48815 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:38:30 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2020, 09:50:29 PM

I thought about it and I don't know if I want to walk up to black people saying I support the stop and frisk guy all for the sake of a gag

Your lack of commitment to this bit is disappointing, but at least you wasted Nintex’s time so it’s not a total loss.

nachobro · « **Reply #48816 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:39:20 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #48817 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:40:30 PM »

Disgusting

Trurl · « **Reply #48818 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:40:54 PM »

If I could harvest Pete's youth and give it to Bernie I would.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48819 on:** February 06, 2020, 10:55:21 PM »

BUTTIGIEG FOR PREZIDIEG

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48820 on:** February 06, 2020, 11:21:13 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on February 06, 2020, 10:31:58 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on February 06, 2020, 10:23:03 PM
That guy is apparently only tweeting about errors benefiting Bernie and not petes.

https://twitter.com/iastartingline/status/1225615234196557825

The fact that there errors at all means someone fucked up.

There's always been errors, people just didn't give a fuck before, cause they couldn't double check.

BIONIC · « **Reply #48821 on:** February 07, 2020, 02:27:45 AM »

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on February 06, 2020, 12:45:40 PM

I'm just so tired

Raist · « **Reply #48822 on:** February 07, 2020, 05:11:14 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on February 06, 2020, 03:01:56 PM

Quote from: Raist on February 06, 2020, 01:16:18 PM
10 unread pages.

Someone give me the bullet points of the latest shenanigans please.

- Very laborious tallying of the votes in the Iowa Caucus. Buttigieg and Sanders almost at a tie.
- Numerous clerical errors noted by media analysts in the results.
- At 98% of the tally, the satellite caucuses (for Iowans out of state) results were added. Sanders basically swept those because he was the only campaign on the ball (and he negotiated their inclusion after 2016 IIRC).
- The very small gap started narrowing with Sanders fairly likely to come on top ultimately.
- DNC chairman decides it's the good moment to tweet "Enough is enough" and demand a recount.

Also :
- Romney voted to convict on one of the two counts of impeachment.
- Pelosi teared up Trump's speech after the State of the Union.
- Trump had a rambling speech on how he was COMPLETELY VINDICATED.

What a fucking trainwreck

Sort your shit out, muhrica.

Ghoul · « **Reply #48823 on:** February 07, 2020, 06:16:55 AM »

America is having a firesale huh?

Nintex · « **Reply #48824 on:** February 07, 2020, 07:27:47 AM »

Quote from: Raist on February 07, 2020, 05:11:14 AM

Quote from: VomKriege on February 06, 2020, 03:01:56 PM
Quote from: Raist on February 06, 2020, 01:16:18 PM
10 unread pages.

Someone give me the bullet points of the latest shenanigans please.

- Very laborious tallying of the votes in the Iowa Caucus. Buttigieg and Sanders almost at a tie.
- Numerous clerical errors noted by media analysts in the results.
- At 98% of the tally, the satellite caucuses (for Iowans out of state) results were added. Sanders basically swept those because he was the only campaign on the ball (and he negotiated their inclusion after 2016 IIRC).
- The very small gap started narrowing with Sanders fairly likely to come on top ultimately.
- DNC chairman decides it's the good moment to tweet "Enough is enough" and demand a recount.

Also :
- Romney voted to convict on one of the two counts of impeachment.
- Pelosi teared up Trump's speech after the State of the Union.
- Trump had a rambling speech on how he was COMPLETELY VINDICATED.

What a fucking trainwreck

Sort your shit out, muhrica.

Trump said he was going to keep winning and winning and people would say "please stop winning so much" and he would say "no, we will keep winning". So the best yet to come.

Ghoul · « **Reply #48825 on:** February 07, 2020, 07:40:50 AM »

Nintex please get off the drugs dude, you're hurting everyone that loves you.

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kingv · « **Reply #48826 on:** February 07, 2020, 08:30:27 AM »

Quote from: Glenda on February 07, 2020, 02:19:57 AM

Quote from: Mandark on February 06, 2020, 09:19:35 PM
On the other side of things, not looking great for the theory that Bernie's going to muster tons of previously disenfranchised voters who not only will elect him but create a sustained mass movement to achieve his goals. He got fewer votes than John Edwards did finishing 3rd in 2008.

I was promised an army.

Dems are going to get Viserys'd if this shit keeps up.

I think the clear conclusion is that because Iowa turnout was at 2016 levels, Trump is going to win.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48827 on:** February 07, 2020, 08:53:07 AM »

Quote from: shosta on February 06, 2020, 09:50:29 PM

I thought about it and I don't know if I want to walk up to black people saying I support the stop and frisk guy all for the sake of a gag

Offer to let them stop and-frisk-you.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48828 on:** February 07, 2020, 09:18:06 AM »

https://www.vox.com/recode/2020/2/7/21125078/iowa-caucus-2016-mobile-app-2020

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That three months is a longer amount of time than Shadow had in total, per multiple reports that say it only got two months to build its app. (Shadow CEO Gerard Niemira seems to dispute this, telling Vice that Shadow “began [its] engagement with the IDP in August” and “basically had the month of August, September, October, November, and December to do it,” though he didn’t specify when the actual coding work began.)

I like how they acknowledge they had a longer amount of time to fuck it up.

james · « **Reply #48829 on:** February 07, 2020, 09:31:45 AM »

To be fair, no one could have known that the prime Minister would call for an election so soon

Ghoul · « **Reply #48830 on:** February 07, 2020, 10:19:56 AM »

So Bernie wins, then doesn't win? What is going on?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48831 on:** February 07, 2020, 10:20:52 AM »

Saying tuition should be higher is a bold strategy.

Himu · « **Reply #48832 on:** February 07, 2020, 10:26:01 AM »

Bloomberg is a walking disaster.

Mandark · « **Reply #48833 on:** February 07, 2020, 10:55:38 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on February 06, 2020, 08:38:04 PM

Bloomberg giving the third-worldist answer that you shouldn't only look at inequality within the imperial metropole.

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Mandark · « **Reply #48834 on:** February 07, 2020, 11:15:21 AM »

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1225811881602011136

EightBitNate · « **Reply #48835 on:** February 07, 2020, 12:04:30 PM »

Krystal Ball is 38? Damn.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48836 on:** February 07, 2020, 12:12:07 PM »

NGL era still good for times like these were new is coming in fast and a bunch of different people post links

Mandark · « **Reply #48837 on:** February 07, 2020, 12:33:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/CharlotteAlter/status/1225804001528164353

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48838 on:** February 07, 2020, 12:40:22 PM »

so he stopped being a racist fascist to appease his desire for power?

yikes

Nintex · « **Reply #48839 on:** February 07, 2020, 01:21:08 PM »

Joe has ended his campaign after losing Iowa.

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