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« Reply #54120 on: March 12, 2020, 09:03:26 AM »
Steps for Biden Campaign to win with young people:
Step 1: choose Bernie Sanders as VP
Step 2: contract coronavirus
Step 3: pass away

In a perfect world, Biden *would* choose Sanders as VP. That’s how you unite a party.

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« Reply #54121 on: March 12, 2020, 09:07:56 AM »
Listening to young people explain why they won't vote for Biden is terrible.

"He's for corporations" lol

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« Reply #54122 on: March 12, 2020, 09:09:12 AM »
Steps for Biden Campaign to win with young people:
Step 1: draw a clock
Step 2: Kill the DNC like Gendo Ikari kills half the world
Step 3: Implement Socalism
Step 4: Force Feed Glen a Cyanide Pill
Step 5: Do the same to self
Step 6: Sanders becomes president.

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« Reply #54123 on: March 12, 2020, 09:12:08 AM »
In a perfect world, Biden *would* choose Sanders as VP. That’s how you unite a party.
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« Reply #54124 on: March 12, 2020, 09:17:49 AM »
Listening to young people explain why they won't vote for Biden is terrible.

"He's for corporations" lol

He's not bernie.

That's all that needs to be said
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« Reply #54125 on: March 12, 2020, 09:27:22 AM »
Steps for Biden Campaign to win with young people:
Step 1: choose Bernie Sanders as VP
Step 2: contract coronavirus
Step 3: pass away

In a perfect world, Biden *would* choose Sanders as VP. That’s how you unite a party.

No need, he's just gonna absorb everything slowly. He was already pushing the healthcare as a right on tuesday.

Before you know it Biden is going to be talking about he denounced the crime bill that Bernie wrote and how awesome of a VP obama was.

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« Reply #54127 on: March 12, 2020, 09:53:22 AM »
The stock market most be pretty scared that sleepy Joe is going to get his ass kicked on Sunday.  :hyper :hyper :hyper

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« Reply #54128 on: March 12, 2020, 10:20:58 AM »
https://money.cnn.com/quote/quote.html?symb=XBT

Bitcoin down 25%  :lol

Digital currency ain't worth shit if there is no electricity.   :rollsafe
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« Reply #54129 on: March 12, 2020, 10:33:52 AM »
Fiat currency also ain't worth shit if there is no electricity. :rollsafe
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« Reply #54130 on: March 12, 2020, 10:35:21 AM »

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« Reply #54132 on: March 12, 2020, 11:27:05 AM »
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« Reply #54133 on: March 12, 2020, 11:44:39 AM »
Trump dead before the end of the month who will take that bet
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« Reply #54134 on: March 12, 2020, 11:53:31 AM »
Trump dead before the end of the month who will take that bet
With the kind of treatment he'd receive I think there's a very low chance.
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« Reply #54135 on: March 12, 2020, 11:58:14 AM »

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« Reply #54136 on: March 12, 2020, 12:02:20 PM »
Trump dead before the end of the month who will take that bet
With the kind of treatment he'd receive I think there's a very low chance.

Trump at the end of the month:


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« Reply #54137 on: March 12, 2020, 12:04:26 PM »
Will Trump catch the coronavirus, or will the coronavirus catch Trump instead?
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« Reply #54138 on: March 12, 2020, 12:12:13 PM »
Trump dead before the end of the month who will take that bet
With the kind of treatment he'd receive I think there's a very low chance.

Still, he is easily in that bracket where the odds of not making it are starting to look really scary.

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« Reply #54139 on: March 12, 2020, 12:13:30 PM »
"I was never a big hand shaker as you know"

-  Trump


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« Reply #54140 on: March 12, 2020, 12:33:30 PM »
"I was never a big hand shaker as you know"

-  Trump

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Trump’s face needs to be an emoji  :phil
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« Reply #54141 on: March 12, 2020, 12:44:04 PM »


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« Reply #54142 on: March 12, 2020, 12:52:37 PM »
corona joe doesn't want to accidentally be near any of those dirty mexicans

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1238139257463672833

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« Reply #54143 on: March 12, 2020, 01:03:12 PM »
I'm reading this Sanders Buzzfeed article

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Several figures in Warren’s circle balked at the outreach effort — Sanders and his aides, they said, had months to lay the groundwork for that kind of partnership, but only did so this week from a position of desperation. About a month ago, when it was clear that Warren had little chance to win, one person inside the campaign said they put out feelers to Sanders’ operation in an attempt to create new lines of communication. At the time, senior Sanders officials showed little interest, the person said, in reciprocating.

and BRUH :dead

YOU MORONS

This is based off one person on the Warren side's reading of their reaction. Maybe it's true but not really overwhelming evidence.

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« Reply #54144 on: March 12, 2020, 01:05:45 PM »
that hit piece is mid  :lol
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« Reply #54145 on: March 12, 2020, 01:24:18 PM »
I'm reading this Sanders Buzzfeed article

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Several figures in Warren’s circle balked at the outreach effort — Sanders and his aides, they said, had months to lay the groundwork for that kind of partnership, but only did so this week from a position of desperation. About a month ago, when it was clear that Warren had little chance to win, one person inside the campaign said they put out feelers to Sanders’ operation in an attempt to create new lines of communication. At the time, senior Sanders officials showed little interest, the person said, in reciprocating.

and BRUH :dead

YOU MORONS

This is based off one person on the Warren side's reading of their reaction. Maybe it's true but not really overwhelming evidence.

I want to read more. I agree with Mandy. We need more.
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« Reply #54146 on: March 12, 2020, 01:45:33 PM »
Even the coronavirus has endorsed biden.


This is the speech bernie needed to do yesterday.

Unless biden told bernie he wasn't going to weight in, slippery joe!

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« Reply #54148 on: March 12, 2020, 01:58:58 PM »
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/opinion/coronavirus-socialism.html

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But there’s an even deeper tragedy at play, beyond the meagerness of the new benefits. The true embarrassment is that it took a pandemic for leaders to realize that the health of the American work force is important to the strength of the nation.

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It is not yet clear how well the American system will respond, but the early signs are far from encouraging. What we’re learning is that our society might be far more brittle than we had once imagined. The virus has laid bare our greatest vulnerability: We’ve got the world’s biggest economy and the world’s strongest military, but it turns out we might have built the entire edifice upon layers and layers of unaccounted-for risk, because we forgot to assign a value to the true measure of a nation’s success — the well-being of its population.

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« Reply #54149 on: March 12, 2020, 02:07:04 PM »
I'm a time of crisis it will be Biden, who seizes the means of (vaccine)production.

amazing.

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« Reply #54150 on: March 12, 2020, 02:27:11 PM »
https://twitter.com/AliVelshi/status/1238153956645363714

Remember that time there was no money for healthcare.

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« Reply #54151 on: March 12, 2020, 02:41:41 PM »
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/opinion/columnists/biden-sanders-2020.html

Good op-ed from Bouie and expounds upon the things Shosta's been posting.

Saw Krystal Ball's rebuttal to it and find the video preposterous and hyperbolic.

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« Reply #54152 on: March 12, 2020, 02:43:09 PM »
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/opinion/coronavirus-socialism.html

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But there’s an even deeper tragedy at play, beyond the meagerness of the new benefits. The true embarrassment is that it took a pandemic for leaders to realize that the health of the American work force is important to the strength of the nation.

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It is not yet clear how well the American system will respond, but the early signs are far from encouraging. What we’re learning is that our society might be far more brittle than we had once imagined. The virus has laid bare our greatest vulnerability: We’ve got the world’s biggest economy and the world’s strongest military, but it turns out we might have built the entire edifice upon layers and layers of unaccounted-for risk, because we forgot to assign a value to the true measure of a nation’s success — the well-being of its population.


:rejoice


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Democrats have assigned a value to the well being of the population and the gop says it's too expensive.
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« Reply #54153 on: March 12, 2020, 02:55:30 PM »
oh god sanders is gonna speak soon and embarrass hisself.

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« Reply #54154 on: March 12, 2020, 02:59:17 PM »
oh god sanders is gonna speak soon and embarrass hisself.

Just remember what happened to the last guy who crossed The Bern :bolo

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« Reply #54155 on: March 12, 2020, 03:02:38 PM »
oh god sanders is gonna speak soon and embarrass hisself.

Just remember what happened to the last guy who crossed The Bern :bolo

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« Reply #54156 on: March 12, 2020, 03:04:02 PM »
oh god sanders is gonna speak soon and embarrass hisself.
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« Reply #54157 on: March 12, 2020, 03:08:28 PM »
This is an awful speech. I laid out an actual plan and spoke about what I would do if I was currently president. I also outlined the failings of the current administration in its handling of this pandemic. I didn’t go on and on about feeling alone and caring about our neighbors.
Yeah?  Well that's why you didn't get the Mariana Williamson endorsement of love, asshole

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« Reply #54158 on: March 12, 2020, 03:10:46 PM »
mmmmm free coronas

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« Reply #54159 on: March 12, 2020, 03:11:38 PM »
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/opinion/columnists/biden-sanders-2020.html

Good op-ed from Bouie and expounds upon the things Shosta's been posting.


This is a good Op Ed, but it's precisely what I don't need to hear. Keep pulling the party to the left from the ground level? Try and run medicare for all through two parties that don't believe it's possible? Be satisfied with incremental crumbs?

I was hoping for some new stuff this cycle, but it sure seems like we're back to playing the greatest hits!

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« Reply #54160 on: March 12, 2020, 03:13:49 PM »
sounds like some sheepherding bullshit  ::)
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« Reply #54161 on: March 12, 2020, 03:17:05 PM »
Why the fuck would you demand emergency funding from the government for paid leave for families? Demand the companies take care of their employees. That’s your whole fucking gimmick.
Even if companies were in the habit of doing the decent thing and giving people sick pay, the scale of this would still be a shock.  Also not every company is able to absorb such a sudden change like that?


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« Reply #54162 on: March 12, 2020, 03:18:02 PM »
Why the fuck would you demand emergency funding from the government for paid leave for families? Demand the companies take care of their employees. That’s your whole fucking gimmick.
Even if companies were in the habit of doing the decent thing and giving people sick pay, the scale of this would still be a shock.  Also not every company is able to absorb such a sudden change like that?



They need to tell companies that bills are halted instead.

e: oh i missed that part

based bernie.


I hate how soft he is on demaninding a change after this crisis is over. this was your moment bernie!

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« Reply #54163 on: March 12, 2020, 03:21:20 PM »
I like how genuinely salty this poster got over bernie giving a speech.



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« Reply #54165 on: March 12, 2020, 03:31:13 PM »
Let's check some receipts:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/02/27/steve-scalise-says-republicans-worked-with-obama-ebola-lets-go-tape/

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Then-Rep. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) said Obama was “not protecting our country and our families from Ebola,” suggesting the administration was not doing enough to combat the disease.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) called Obama’s Ebola response “fundamentally unserious” for refusing to ban travel from nations battling Ebola (the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said this would make it harder, not easier, to contain and combat the outbreak).

Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) said “political correctness” was hindering the U.S. response to Ebola and that Obama was putting U.S. troops at risk by sending them to countries battling Ebola.

“We have ISIS. We have Ebola. We have to secure the border,” Sen. Pat Roberts (R-Kan.) said at the time, even though there was no evidence or eventual Ebola cases linked to the southern border.

Then-Republican Senate candidate Joni Ernst accused Obama of “failed leadership” on Ebola.

“Gosh, can you imagine if Mitt [Romney] was the president right now?” former senator Scott Brown (R-Mass.) said. ” … I guarantee you we would not be worrying about Ebola right now.”

Scalise himself accused the Obama administration of incompetence in its Ebola response.

“This president in general, all across his agencies, has not shown the ability to run a competent administration,” Scalise said, one day before Obama appointed Ronald A. Klain as Ebola czar.

Some of these same Republicans have since praised the Trump administration’s response to the coronavirus, despite new reporting of a faulty government-created test that has delayed monitoring of the disease.

In 2014, Donald Trump slammed Obama’s appointment of Klain, tweeting, “Obama just appointed an Ebola Czar with zero experience in the medical area and zero experience in infectious disease control. A TOTAL JOKE!”

On Wednesday, Trump appointed Vice President Pence to lead the coronavirus response, someone with no medical experience.
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« Reply #54166 on: March 12, 2020, 03:43:53 PM »


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« Reply #54168 on: March 12, 2020, 04:14:49 PM »
Thank you, Chris Redfield.
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« Reply #54169 on: March 12, 2020, 04:18:32 PM »
Cringe thread title  :yuck
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« Reply #54170 on: March 12, 2020, 04:22:50 PM »
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« Reply #54171 on: March 12, 2020, 04:25:56 PM »
She'll never have to prove it, either. :rejoice

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« Reply #54172 on: March 12, 2020, 04:29:19 PM »
If Bernie and Tulsi join in P/VP they'll almost certainly take back all the male white working class vote that hated Hillary.


do it.


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Also imagine the coronavirus killing Biden's campaign over medicare4 all.

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« Reply #54173 on: March 12, 2020, 05:00:31 PM »
https://twitter.com/neeratanden/status/1237947664639102978

Earth 2 got destroyed by Darkseid. :karen
yeah those are definitely things hillary was going to do. ::) more like the headline would be that corona is spreading like wildfire among the troops as there are inadequate resources to protect them as they fight the war in syria ::)
Secretary Bloomberg declares 'Recession over' after war investments boost economy
President Hillary Rodham declares Kiev 'free city' vows to take Moscow before Winter while Elite FemiSeals are still bogged down near Crimea
Boris Johnson sends first nu-artic convoy to aid Russian war effort
Traitor Donald Trump faces final trial day and possible death penalty
Hillary Rodham denies involvement in husband's suicide
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« Reply #54174 on: March 12, 2020, 05:06:15 PM »
Btw, it's funny how the stock markets are fact checking Trump now.
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« Reply #54175 on: March 12, 2020, 05:54:53 PM »
chuck todd: rofl why didn't bernie use a teleprompter like president biden? lol looking down at papers :)

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« Reply #54176 on: March 12, 2020, 06:07:59 PM »
Someone please post the Biden speech since Biden won't post it himself and advocate himself.
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« Reply #54177 on: March 12, 2020, 06:11:42 PM »
Someone please post the Biden speech since Biden won't post it himself and advocate himself.
"Look here is the deal. You might think this virus will kill you well I'm here to tell you it probably won't kill you it will --- it will ---- I will --- my leg with the hair and the kids sat on my lap and they said daddy are we going to get better and I said
you better bet you better bet you get better cornpop there isn't gonna be - so there's only one thing we can do and that is we can only do we can only re-elect we can only elect Donald Trump"
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« Reply #54178 on: March 12, 2020, 06:21:05 PM »
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« Reply #54179 on: March 12, 2020, 06:32:43 PM »
Chelsea Manning is FREE, baby!  :bernie

She's in the hospital after a suicide attempt yesterday as well. :fbm Unless she's been released since.
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