US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[BisMarckie]

Pure cuckoldry you say?

Did the wordfilters change?
Oh man, "made into a giant dad" was the best one.

[Lonewulfeus]

Pure cuckoldry you say?

Did the wordfilters change?
Oh man, "made into a giant dad" was the best one.

I just type out giant dad now.

[Propagandhim]

If Warren drops out and endorses tomorrow, while Bloomberg stays in it, Bernie becomes the favorite again.

We really could have used her before she got 3rd in her home state. 

[jakefromstatefarm]

If Warren...endorses tomorrow

[EightBitNate]

If Biden wins Massachusetts, I’m never trusting another poll for as long as I live. 

[james]

This country is garbage and I'm ashamed to live in it

[Himu]

You can tell Shosta is a young college student and he's saying this shit to 30 years olds that used to believe the same shit he does and now on the cusp of becoming non voters.

Imagine this since you were a teen. I will see you in ten years still pleading for moderates and I'll laugh because I will be out of America and will have hopefully, if God willing, have renounced my citizenship by then. It's amazing you think you can convince someone who wants to leave America, that grew up as a teenager watching 9/11, then Iraq, then the financial crisis and all of this shit and still have to settle considering our entire political history is a settle.

[CatsCatsCats]

Welp, this is all making me feel very bleak. I don’t think I’m gonna stick around for this shit

[BisMarckie]

Pure cuckoldry you say?

Did the wordfilters change?
Oh man, "made into a giant dad" was the best one.

I just type out giant dad now.

Which word gets filtered to college intellectual though?

[CatsCatsCats]

college intellectual

[CatsCatsCats]

Libbbbbbb


Tardddd

[Himu]

Remember when Shosta said last week that Bernie saying that Cuba did good things when he's accused of being a communist wouldn't backfire?

[OnlyRegret]

Welp, this is all making me feel very bleak. I don’t think I’m gonna stick around for this shit

I don't even live in your country and I feel frayed from all this.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Welp, this is all making me feel very bleak. I don’t think I’m gonna stick around for this shit

Pathetic excuse of a "liberal" party.

[nachobro]

i don't think tonight's results will have much to do with cuba but more to do with the moderate voltron that chris matthews and the other planned executions in central park warned us about.

[james]

4 years of Trump and the American youth is too fucking lazy to spend 10 minutes to vote for a real future

Fuck all of you.

I hope the corona virus mutates into pure death and we wipe the map clean and can start again with monkeys

[shosta]

You can tell Shosta is a young college student and he's saying this shit to 30 years olds that used to believe the same shit he does and now on the cusp of becoming non voters.

Imagine this since you were a teen. I will see you in ten years still pleading for moderates and I'll laugh because I will be out of America and will have hopefully, if God willing, have renounced my citizenship by then. It's amazing you think you can convince someone who wants to leave America, that grew up as a teenager watching 9/11, then Iraq, then the financial crisis and all of this shit and still have to settle considering our entire political history is a settle.

What is this "shit" I believe? Most people don't have the privilege to leave the country if they don't like how the political situation is unfolding. Anyway I'm also a millennial and I was reading the news during the financial crisis... so...

[CatsCatsCats]

Teen suicide is up 76%, you don’t have to move to leave

[Cauliflower Of Love]

4 years of Trump and the American youth is too fucking lazy to spend 10 minutes to vote for a real future

Fuck all of you.

I hope the corona virus mutates into pure death and we wipe the map clean and can start again with monkeys

All the youth are in cali, and the ones that stayed behind are huffing paint.

[BisMarckie]

still have to settle considering our entire political history is a settle.

This is probably true for every pluralistic democracy out there though.

[james]

4 years of Trump and the American youth is too fucking lazy to spend 10 minutes to vote for a real future

Fuck all of you.

I hope the corona virus mutates into pure death and we wipe the map clean and can start again with monkeys

All the youth are in cali, and the ones that stayed behind are huffing paint.

I really hope my California hermanos come through tonight. Just to send a message that the rest of the country is trash

Fuck you Virginia half your roads are named after confederate generals. You don't deserve a vote.

[Himu]

I feel like Cindi, shosta and I would be the three friends you have at the beginning of an SMT game where you end up having to fight and kill two of them by the end of the game.

Omg

[OnlyRegret]

Teen suicide is up 76%, you don’t have to move to leave

Wow, 

[shosta]

All the youth are in cali, and the ones that stayed behind are huffing paint.

for real, on caucus day I was asking a bunch of people I know if they voted and so many were like "not yet, but I think I'll vote for Bernie" and that shit had ended at 2pm

[Tripon]

I just got off of work. Do I still care about politics, or do I return to being jaded about it?

[shosta]

Wait till cali results come in at 8

[nachobro]

I just got off of work. Do I still care about politics, or do I return to being jaded about it?

ask again in a few hours

[Cauliflower Of Love]

All the youth are in cali, and the ones that stayed behind are huffing paint.

for real, on caucus day I was asking a bunch of people I know if they voted and so many were like "not yet, but I think I'll vote for Bernie" and that shit had ended at 2pm

That's like that union dude that was "wait, we're just voting on healthcare......no comment"

[james]

Snake Warren coming in with zero delegates but costing bernie the win everywhere

She's dead to me

[OnlyRegret]

American samoa 50 bloomberg 29 tulsi



Queen gets a deligate!

that means she's back in the debates!

Bzzzt

https://twitter.com/AlxThomp/status/1235010404453146624

[Cauliflower Of Love]

American samoa 50 bloomberg 29 tulsi



Queen gets a deligate!

that means she's back in the debates!

Bzzzt

https://twitter.com/AlxThomp/status/1235010404453146624

They should just change the rules to : Name must not be : Tulsi Gabbard

[nachobro]

queen tulsi getting screwed

[james]

62% black voters for Biden in VA
63% black voters for Biden in NC

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1235022583222775809

[team filler]

You can tell Shosta is a young college student and he's saying this shit to 30 years olds that used to believe the same shit he does and now on the cusp of becoming non voters.

Imagine this since you were a teen. I will see you in ten years still pleading for moderates and I'll laugh because I will be out of America and will have hopefully, if God willing, have renounced my citizenship by then. It's amazing you think you can convince someone who wants to leave America, that grew up as a teenager watching 9/11, then Iraq, then the financial crisis and all of this shit and still have to settle considering our entire political history is a settle.

never trusted that lil cool young dude slut piece of shit

[Himu]

The democratic coalition isn't going to recover from this primary or election

This fall

I feel like Cindi, shosta and I would be the three friends you have at the beginning of an SMT game where you end up having to fight and kill two of them by the end of the game.

Do you get an achievement for killing all 3 tho

Unfortunately no.

[team filler]

62% black voters for Biden in VA
63% black voters for Biden in NC

 

the biden blacks! 

[BisMarckie]

The democratic coalition isn't going to recover from this primary or election

As a distant observer:

The parallels between the Dems and the SPD(or other Yuropean SocDem parties) are astonishing.

[james]

Alright I found a reason to live on

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1235013058159931392

There's still hope.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Cindi you should get Filipino nationality

[team filler]

If Warren...endorses tomorrow

[Great Rumbler]

King Bernie with the lead in Texas.

[shosta]

Cindi you should get Filipino nationality

bro when and why did you even live there? I always forget to ask

[nachobro]

King Bernie with the lead in Texas.

we're all comrades in the revolution

[Mr Gilhaney]

The democratic coalition isn't going to recover from this primary or election

As a distant observer:

The parallels between the Dems and the SPD(or other Yuropean SocDem parties) are astonishing.

Our social Democrats finally got their shit together last year and won back the power. Inshallah

[shosta]

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1235020392303120384

That's a rout, brehs

[Tripon]

Warren must be wondering why she's doing all this? She hasn't won a state yet!

[Himu]

Cindi you should get Filipino nationality

Why

[shosta]

I actually really need Bernie to win this because I'm not going to be able to take 8 months of Cindi gloating about not voting. I just don't have the blood cell count in me to do that.

[Himu]

Warren must be wondering why she's doing all this? She hasn't won a state yet!

What are Mass results?

[CatsCatsCats]

Jesus Christ he’s at my rebuy levels on predictit, I’m gonna have a heart attack

[Great Rumbler]

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1235020392303120384

That's a rout, brehs

Bernie taking Texas and [likely] California will probably be enough to put him even with Biden, if not a little ahead, once all the counting from Super Tuesday is finished.

Warren must be wondering why she's doing all this? She hasn't won a state yet!

What are Mass results?

Warren in third place.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Cindi you should get Filipino nationality

bro when and why did you even live there? I always forget to ask

6 months internship as part of my education and because Tomas Osmena is my nibba. Went there and stayed with 6 other DanesI never met before and ended up going back with two of them as soon as we graduated for 2 months. So yeah, we kind of loved it. Just something about being asked if you want to buy viagra by the same guy, every day for half a year, on your way to work.

[Transhuman]

Cindi if you want to come live in Australia I will vouch for you

spoiler (click to show/hide)

-mandatory voting
-no tipping
-no French ppl

[close]

[Himu]

I actually really need Bernie to win this because I'm not going to be able to take 8 months of Cindi gloating about not voting. I just don't have the blood cell count in me to do that.

[Himu]

Cindi if you want to come live in Australia I will vouch for you

spoiler (click to show/hide)

-mandatory voting
-no tipping
-no French ppl

[close]

You guys are pussies that get censored games because of your weird ass conservative streak tho

[Mr Gilhaney]

Cindi you should get Filipino nationality

Why

Cause it's equally bizarre and great to live there. If you have any skill that translates to a job you can do remotely, it's heaven.

[shosta]

Bernie taking Texas and [likely] California will probably be enough to put him even with Biden, if not a little ahead, once all the counting from Super Tuesday is finished.

looking at the counties I think Biden "takes" Texas actually but I agree Bernie is fine right now. We'll see how CA shakes out

[Kara]

They're just as complicit and just as evil.

Not that it matters because texas is blood red but all your moral self-aggrandizement can't change this reality: you have a vote and you can choose between the regular brutality of capitalism but with twice the pell grants and respect for minorities, or you can choose jackboot fascism, the deportation machine, the slow rot of every institution, pure cuckoldry to the corporate megalith, a blank check to Israel, latin american soft-coups, and the willful ignorance of our coming climate change extinction.

All of your actions are a choice. Saying you won't compromise is just masturbation and you might as well be putting the kids in cages yourself. There's no difference between a Republican who sees this stuff and says "I don't care, I want tax cuts" and you who sees this stuff and says "I don't care, I won't vote for Joe". It's the same egotistical narcissism you think the average American has but you don't.

Making choices between a few suboptimal scenarios is a basic aspect of maturity.

[CatsCatsCats]

I honestly don’t know if mandatory voting would be better or worse for muricah lol