Shosta leave the fan fiction to Nintex
Nintex could not in a hundred years have come up with “The last thing I need is another shitty New Yorker” line referencing Chuck Schumer and the Manhattan she was drinking earlier in the scene.
The President: "....OH I'm pulling out. If we don't pull out - my men our men, they might leave something behind and believe me if you don't pull out it'll go very bad you don't want to have that kind of commitment"
Mike: "But Sir, please sit down, we can't... the Kurds are there"
The President: "The who now?"
Mike: "The Kurds sir"
The President: "The Kurds? What are those - that sounds like a cereal brand, what's that called.... Captain Crunch. I always liked that. Or maybe the smurfs, dammit Mike I told you not to hang with Larry he's a good guy but..."
Mike: "No, the KURDS sir. The allies of the United States in the fight against ISIS. They did all the heavy lifting on the ground"
The President: "Oh, those guys..... Well, they've got a lot of sand."
Mike: "Yes?"
The President: "Look, we can't be in these endless wars. We have to pull out. If you've seen what I've seen during Vietnam, you have to pull out"
Mike: "But sir you never went to Vietnam"
The President: "I did have to pull out big league during that time believe me."
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