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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58920 on: May 31, 2020, 06:18:02 PM »
I don't recall, I believe the filed case itself has been out before but not the actual signed statement from the witness 'Tiffany Doe' from 2016.
Googled a bit, turns out it had indeed surfaced earlier.
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« Reply #58921 on: May 31, 2020, 06:37:51 PM »
https://twitter.com/aaronjmate/status/1267185493176877057

the russians care more about black  :trumps lives than the dirty dems
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« Reply #58923 on: May 31, 2020, 06:51:00 PM »
Biden is actually on the ground?!?!

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« Reply #58924 on: May 31, 2020, 06:54:50 PM »
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267227396341669889

Well, he now has a 2020 slogan after  'Keep America Great' was kinda you know outdated.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58925 on: May 31, 2020, 07:11:43 PM »
The Metal Gear aesthetic suits Biden well.
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« Reply #58926 on: May 31, 2020, 07:28:34 PM »
Biden eyeing that childs head like it's a line of cocaine.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58929 on: May 31, 2020, 07:55:59 PM »
LA riots, Law & Order

These 90's reboots are getting out of control.

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« Reply #58930 on: May 31, 2020, 08:08:26 PM »
Oh no the Twin Towers were just attacked by Bin Laden! What will President Trump do during the biggest crisis in American history?
alternative history
*first plane hits*
@realDonaldTrump: Those buildings were terrible and weak no wonder they are on fire because of a plane. My buildings are still standing. GREAT AMERICAN STEEL
@realDonaldTrump: Of course the fake news says there's thousands of deaths when there's only a few hundred recorded so far
@realDonaldTrump: Join me at the TRUMP DORAL for MAGA GOLF TOURNAMENT this SUNDAY!

*second plane hits*
@realDonaldTrump: F16 fighter pilots did a terrific job keeping AMERICA SAFE. They shot down a plane (with loss of life) to protect the White House. We thank these WARRIORS!
@realDonaldTrump: Mark just called me from the Pentagon to say that the energy is fantastic and everyone is cleaning up after a very small incident
@realDonaldTrump: Now the towers have fully collapsed. Someone's probably getting a big insurance check. I've asked the FBI to investigate this FRAUD
@realDonaldTrump: RUDY IS FAILING NEW YORK BY ALLOWING THESE BEAUTIFUL BUILDINGS TO DIE. KEEP MY BUILDINGS SAFE OR LOSE MY SUPPORT!!!


"President Trump did not feel the need to visit the site of the attack dubbed as 'Ground Zero' by New Yorkers as he really had nothing to say to them or the emergency workers.
'It is not safe anymore for the President to visit after all a plane could come down at any minute. We're taking Marine 1 to the Mar-a-lago instead' Jared Kush.. a White House official said.

The White House insists not grounding air traffic was the right call. 'We confused the terrorists by keeping the planes in the air. Unfortunately we shot down two planes that weren't hijacked but
we didn't make any real mistakes in our response'. Mike Pence will lead the 9/11 Task Force to investigate the cause of the incident. 'We're taking a serious look at insurance fraud. These companies
literally get away with murder and our President has asked me to make sure everyone gets the justice they deserve'. The day of the attack a video surfaced online of a man who claimed to
be Osama Bin Laden a terrorist mastermind who says he attacked America.

Nancy Pelosi did not believe the claims of the so called terrorist: 'A skinny guy with a towel can't create chaos like this, I don't believe he did this at all, we're closely looking at Russia'.
President Trump also dismissed the idea: 'To me it seems impossible that such a lowlife could do this. You need to be a genius to fly also it could've been anyone it could've
been the pilots themselves distracted in the cockpit. If you've ever been on a flight you know what I mean' Trump then said he was going to leave NATO for failing to keep America Safe.
'We pay billions of dollars in defense and then these planes they just come over and drop on us. NATO has said some really nasty things about me and the Europeans aren't paying their bills'. 
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So when does Trump do a packed in rally with nobody even pretending to protect themselves?

i was thinking around june/july

So when does Trump do a packed in rally with nobody even pretending to protect themselves?

Probably pretty soon.

So when does Trump do a packed in rally with nobody even pretending to protect themselves?

March?

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By late May, in quiet talks with senior aides, Trump asked about whether Parscale was being effective in getting his message across. Lewandowski and Bossie in their meeting with Trump were frank: The campaign is struggling and your presidency is at risk. They told him to get back to rallies as soon as he can — and Trump agreed with July as his goal for when he can start having major events again.

“The president wants to get out and do what he does best, these rallies,” said Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.), a Trump ally.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-may-days-a-month-of-distractions-and-grievances-as-nation-marks-bleak-coronavirus-milestone/2020/05/31/123e7e6a-a120-11ea-81bb-c2f70f01034b_story.html?utm_campaign=wp_politics&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

July it is.


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58933 on: May 31, 2020, 09:57:24 PM »
remember guys: VOTE!  🙃
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« Reply #58935 on: May 31, 2020, 11:50:44 PM »
the walls are closing in  :doge
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58936 on: May 31, 2020, 11:55:10 PM »
He’s going through the time door

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« Reply #58937 on: May 31, 2020, 11:55:24 PM »
yeah if that vid is accurate and they burned down the WH guard house, then no way is he still chilling in the oval office. a shame
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« Reply #58938 on: June 01, 2020, 01:40:48 AM »
It feels like this is making up for the uncanny lack of unrest for the last few years despite everything that happened.

I think it was the unreality of it all. Trump elected, White Supremacist gatherings out in public celebrating, unprecedented lack of leadership. What do you when you are protesting systemic racism, and the president says "You know what, you're right. I am a White Supremacist, so are the cops, and you can't do anything about it, so shut up." Also, the president is wearing a clown suit when he says it, and the media is acting like that is perfectly normal.

It can't be real. But eventually people adapt to that reality and it isn't going to work this time deflecting it to "oh no, the looters, oh no, they have no moral authority now." They gave up every shred of plausible deniability the last few years, they elected Trump because they didn't want to be bothered having to deny it any more, and Trump still won't come out and deny it because that's the whole point.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58939 on: June 01, 2020, 02:04:10 AM »
4 D  B E A S T B I T CH
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58940 on: June 01, 2020, 02:05:16 AM »
why are the russian protesters after trumpy?  :putin
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58941 on: June 01, 2020, 06:58:08 AM »
Trump's clown show was tolerated because of the economy and employment. He mostly caused trouble for other countries and institutions not the average US citizen. Mass deaths, firings and tweeting about shooting everybody and cheering on cops kinda changed that.

https://twitter.com/SamanthaJoRoth/status/1267291110197657600

The fact that the national guard and secret service allowed Washington DC to burn tells it all. None of his supporters showed up for Maga night either.
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« Reply #58942 on: June 01, 2020, 07:06:11 AM »


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« Reply #58943 on: June 01, 2020, 07:12:54 AM »
The most vicious dogs and omnious weapons!!

https://twitter.com/yesungscloudx/status/1267346219564773377

Yeah we uh could turn off the lights
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« Reply #58944 on: June 01, 2020, 07:34:58 AM »
I'm surprised by the lack of response from the Republicans. In any sane country the highest levels of government and opposition would be in crisis talks to deal with this situation.
Trump was hiding in his bunker and Tweeting but they are mostly silent or Tweeting out the most general things about law and order and antifa not being part of the George Floyd remembrance.

The Trumpists are going with:
"The President has no authority, this is a issue of states and local governments!"
"If Democrat mayor <x> had only acted sooner!"
"Guess we can all go outside again now huh"

Maybe the strategy is to let everything burn and be President of the ashes?
If no one in the White House knows what to do, I'll guess we'll have to wait and see if Elon or Kanye calls with a 'solution' first.  :doge

It's kinda weird, even with the ASAP Rocky they were quick to put in place some sort of response and you'd imagine this would have a slightly higher priority.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58945 on: June 01, 2020, 07:38:12 AM »
Gotta wonder if trump bunkering down like a bitch hurts him with his base? Most are probably too far gone but that act of cowardice has to hurt a bit right?
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« Reply #58946 on: June 01, 2020, 07:46:51 AM »
Just imagine the absolute shit show when Trump somehow gets reelected :rage
Law and Order could work as it did for Nixon.

However, to do that you need to display law and order.
Trump is corrupt af and his White House is in absolute chaos.

Maybe he's trying to appeal to the Bernie Bro's, Libertarians and Anarchists?
TRUMP 2020: LET IT BURN

He could've scored some easy points by doing a TV stunt with Melania, Kanye, Diamond & Silk or something.
His advisors are a bunch of fucking amateurs. Maybe they thought Elon's rocket would blow up causing a distraction?
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« Reply #58948 on: June 01, 2020, 09:34:53 AM »
Trump's clown show was tolerated because of the economy and employment. He mostly caused trouble for other countries and institutions not the average US citizen. Mass deaths, firings and tweeting about shooting everybody and cheering on cops kinda changed that.

https://twitter.com/SamanthaJoRoth/status/1267291110197657600

The fact that the national guard and secret service allowed Washington DC to burn tells it all. None of his supporters showed up for Maga night either.

Is this punished Nintex?

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58949 on: June 01, 2020, 09:36:59 AM »
lmao maga night :neogaf
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« Reply #58950 on: June 01, 2020, 09:52:09 AM »
This whole thing kind of lays flat the maga tough guy thing.

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« Reply #58951 on: June 01, 2020, 10:25:47 AM »
Time for John McGuade to declare himself the legitimate protestant.
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« Reply #58952 on: June 01, 2020, 10:31:19 AM »
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« Reply #58953 on: June 01, 2020, 10:33:13 AM »
tbh with the way they've handled this and COVID-19 (and even the NASA missile launch) it lately all has the 'prepare to jump out with a golden parachute' vibe.
The last 'campaign stunt' he pulled was signing those Stimulus checks. They don't even pretend to make an effort anymore

Except this time he's not going to bail and bankrupt or close a Casino / Trump Steaks but America itself. I wonder if the cabinet dies in a Helicopter crash  :trumps
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« Reply #58954 on: June 01, 2020, 10:42:08 AM »
yeah, i think if shit goes seriously south we'll see a lot of politicians cashing out and getting the fuck out of dodge. most are only in it for the money and connections anyway.

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and then they'll try and come right on back to the limelight once things stabilize
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« Reply #58955 on: June 01, 2020, 10:45:49 AM »
Trump will be the first to bail as always.

Pence will be doing some briefing and then a reporter will say:
"The President just resigned over Twitter and took off for his golf course in Scotland. Blaming CNN, how do you respond?"

And all the 'advisors' and 'aides' sprint out of the room to reenact the evacuation of Saigon while Pence takes the reigns with the Republican leadership.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58957 on: June 01, 2020, 11:56:40 AM »
Trump going into LEAST MODE
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« Reply #58958 on: June 01, 2020, 12:04:13 PM »
Trump swirled the ice in his empty glass. Alcohol was not allowed in the bunker, but somehow he always finds a way. He stared at the monitors, fixated on fires and chaos.

"Sir?" It was his head of security. Trump made no acknowledgment of his presence. He just continued to swirl his glass, hypnotized by destruction.

The man tried again. "Sir, you called for me?"

"I've decided," Trump finally replied.

"Decided...?"

"Activate... Bill Barr."

The man gulped hard. "Are you sure, sir?"

Trump swiveled slowly in his chair and leered at his subordinate.

"Yes sir. Right away." He turned to leave. Before he was out the door, Trump stopped him with a firm hand on his shoulder. He was standing over him now, breathing down his neck. He could smell the alcohol on his breath. Endless moments passed in the subterranean lair. Finally, Trump whispered in his ear.

"Bring me another White Claw."

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« Reply #58960 on: June 01, 2020, 12:12:17 PM »
Magic wand, make my Attorney General GROW!!!


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58961 on: June 01, 2020, 12:38:31 PM »
Most important question now is how well that call syncs over Downfall
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« Reply #58962 on: June 01, 2020, 02:56:26 PM »
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I just can’t help myself sometimes”

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« Reply #58964 on: June 01, 2020, 04:18:13 PM »
"Bill?"
"Mr. Trump?"
"I'm activating you"
"Ok sir, what uh, do you want me to do"
"YOU FIGURE IT OUT BILL I HIRED YOU TO DO THIS JOB"
"You hired me to kill Epstein sir, I have no idea what I'm doing"
"I'M STUCK IN THIS FUCKING BUNKER BECAUSE ANTIFA IS GETTING ALL THE LOOT SHOOT THEM I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"
"Well, maybe you could speak to everyone with a message of hope and unity about how we are going to win Again"
"GOD YOU NEVER PAY ANY ATTENTION DO YOU BILL? THAT IS NO LONGER OUR BRAND. OUR BRAND IS LAW AND ORDER"
"I think we should maybe de-escalate first"
"YOU SHOULDN'T THINK YOU SHOULD SHOOT"


"Jared...."
"Yes Mike?"
"I appreciate you distracting the President with this video game, but I'm not sure if this helps with his mood nor his duty to the American people to help them in their hour of need"
"It was this or the nukes Mike... this or the nukes"
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« Reply #58965 on: June 01, 2020, 04:18:50 PM »
Politicians shouldn't be allowed to go on Power 105. There, I said it.

https://twitter.com/Power1051/status/1267485946582269952
I wonder if Rush is bringing hired security to protect him from all those black “thugs”.

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« Reply #58966 on: June 01, 2020, 04:47:09 PM »
Sanders and Schumer Respond to CBO Estimate Pandemic May Cause $16 Trillion in Long-Term Economic Harm

WASHINGTON, June 1 – Senate Budget Committee Ranking Member Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) released the following statement on the Congressional Budget Office’s estimate today that U.S. GDP will lose nearly $16 trillion over the next 10 years due to the COVID-19 pandemic:

“Last week we learned that over 40 million Americans lost their jobs as a result of this horrific pandemic. Today, the CBO tells us that if current trends continue, we will see a jaw-dropping $16 trillion reduction in economic growth over the next decade. How can Senator McConnell look at these catastrophic economic numbers and believe there is no ‘urgency’ to protect America’s working families? At a time of massive wealth and income inequality, how can President Trump believe that what this country needs is another huge tax break for the top one percent? In order to avoid the risk of another Great Depression, the Senate must act with a fierce sense of urgency to make sure that everyone in America has the income they need to feed their families and put a roof over their heads. The American people cannot afford to wait another month for the Senate to pass legislation. They need our help now.”

Read the CBO estimate on long-term economic damage from COVID19 here.

Read Sanders' and Schumer’s CBO request here.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58968 on: June 01, 2020, 04:54:37 PM »
I'm over fake news and into fake economy.  Numbers are just opinions. 

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« Reply #58969 on: June 01, 2020, 05:11:00 PM »
"shoot protesters in the head, show antifa who's boss"  :trumps

"shoot them in the leg, show them you care"  :biden
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« Reply #58970 on: June 01, 2020, 05:25:36 PM »
I'm over fake news and into fake economy.  Numbers are just opinions.

literally true tho?
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| Ban Twitter to own the libs
« Reply #58976 on: June 01, 2020, 10:16:29 PM »
show of hands:

who thinks the upcoming election 1) still matters and 2) will happen
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« Reply #58977 on: June 01, 2020, 10:18:07 PM »
I'd absolutely bet money on the election happening.

Cause if it doesn't I'm just gonna be a low-quality bloodbag for one of the warboys and who cares about fiat money then?

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« Reply #58978 on: June 01, 2020, 10:26:17 PM »
show of hands:

who thinks the upcoming election 1) still matters and 2) will happen

Why the fuck wouldn’t happen? Trump is not even close to that level of power.

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« Reply #58979 on: June 01, 2020, 10:32:22 PM »
I dunno, he's pretty close

Because... ?

Even Russia and China need the illusion of elections.