Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 7212911 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #59580 on:** June 18, 2020, 06:53:13 PM »

Quote from: riotous on June 18, 2020, 06:24:55 PM

So Matt G knocked up a Cuban chick 13 years ago or something?

No, he just banged Nestor's sister.

https://twitter.com/josefelixdiaz/status/1273714943569920004

Nintex · « **Reply #59581 on:** June 18, 2020, 06:55:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1273710515227942912

Nintex · « **Reply #59582 on:** June 18, 2020, 08:19:39 PM »

The rally is going to be completely bonkers
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1273770669214490626

Akala · « **Reply #59583 on:** June 18, 2020, 08:32:47 PM »

since I don't have kids and there are no sports going on it becomes super apparent that I have very little in common with some of the people I talk to if I am not in a listening mood/want to talk about work. some of these people just can't help veering off into rona, then can you believe these protesters, etc, etc. I actually shut up someone that normally doesn't on these types of things by mentioning how let down I was when Trump built a wall and hid in a bunker like a bitch. they said 'yeah me too' then pivoted completely and tried to dredge up the remains of what passes for sports news at the moment.

I genuinely think this tactic could have teeth/traction and dems should lean in on it.

team filler · « **Reply #59584 on:** June 18, 2020, 08:41:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1273770669214490626

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59585 on:** June 18, 2020, 09:28:39 PM »

et tu filler

Tripon · « **Reply #59586 on:** June 18, 2020, 11:11:56 PM »

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/18/politics/biden-vice-president-amy-klobuchar/index.html

Quote

Sen. Amy Klobuchar on Thursday night removed herself from consideration to be Joe Biden's running mate, citing the recent national unrest surrounding racial injustice and police brutality to suggest the former vice president should choose a woman of color.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59587 on:** June 18, 2020, 11:19:08 PM »

Gonna drop my life savings on rice, base predict it

Coitus · « **Reply #59588 on:** June 18, 2020, 11:45:19 PM »

Klobuchar making a big unnecessary show of withdrawing and jabbing Warren while she does it is peak stapler hurl.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #59589 on:** June 18, 2020, 11:54:52 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on June 18, 2020, 11:19:08 PM

Gonna drop my life savings on rice, base predict it

Biden gonna fuck up and say Condoleezza Rice on accident

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59590 on:** June 19, 2020, 12:02:08 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 18, 2020, 11:54:52 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on June 18, 2020, 11:19:08 PM
Gonna drop my life savings on rice, base predict it

Biden gonna fuck up and say Condoleezza Rice on accident

Probably conjure up Ben while his dumb ass is at it.

Nintex · « **Reply #59591 on:** June 19, 2020, 05:37:33 AM »

what the fuck is this

https://twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/1273829573441044482

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1273829457221083136

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1273843199434506241

https://twitter.com/MrH3RB/status/1273911837353009152

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Ghoul · « **Reply #59592 on:** June 19, 2020, 09:01:27 AM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1273799790350884864

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59593 on:** June 19, 2020, 10:13:17 AM »

He REALLY wants out.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59594 on:** June 19, 2020, 10:15:05 AM »

I started watching, and I couldn't finish. I stopped at the uber being chased out posting animation

posted from the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59595 on:** June 19, 2020, 11:01:29 AM »

The US is a spent force.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #59596 on:** June 19, 2020, 11:19:46 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on June 19, 2020, 05:37:33 AM

what the fuck is this

https://twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/1273829573441044482

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1273829457221083136

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1273843199434506241

https://twitter.com/MrH3RB/status/1273911837353009152
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this is fucking insane

b e a s t m o d e is back

SmokyDave · « **Reply #59597 on:** June 19, 2020, 11:37:40 AM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on June 19, 2020, 10:15:05 AM

I started watching, and I couldn't finish. I stopped at the uber being chased out posting animation

posted from the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

You missed the big reveal, so you'll have to keep an eye out for spoilers. It's a twist you'll never see coming.

headwalk · « **Reply #59598 on:** June 19, 2020, 11:57:05 AM »

my favourite thing about MAGA is the exclamation mark at the end. goes from being a standard bit of electioneering to something way more dodgy used car salesman

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #59599 on:** June 19, 2020, 11:59:11 AM »

Yeah so Trump is teasing alien disclosure to try to get the crazy vote? you have that vote already, trumpy

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59600 on:** June 19, 2020, 12:07:57 PM »

Akala · « **Reply #59601 on:** June 19, 2020, 12:37:16 PM »

I love that they misspelled toddler.

I am liking this take of current events:

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59602 on:** June 19, 2020, 12:42:01 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 19, 2020, 11:59:11 AM

Yeah so Trump is teasing alien disclosure to try to get the crazy vote? you have that vote already, trumpy

What if he's like. yeah, they're here and musk is building that thing from contact?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #59603 on:** June 19, 2020, 12:45:41 PM »

That’s not gonna happen, he’s just gonna tease it hoping he gets picked up for season 2

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59604 on:** June 19, 2020, 12:52:52 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 19, 2020, 12:45:41 PM

That’s not gonna happen, he’s just gonna tease it hoping he gets picked up for season 2

I'm legit waiting for season two of Contact.

Nintex · « **Reply #59605 on:** June 19, 2020, 02:25:05 PM »

Quote from: Akala on June 19, 2020, 12:37:16 PM

I love that they misspelled toddler.

I am liking this take of current events:

I waited 5 minutes for a joke(?)
is this comedy?

Norm MacDonald: "Trump is a great comedian but he's terrible for comedy"

Akala · « **Reply #59606 on:** June 19, 2020, 03:45:30 PM »

I mean there's no laugh track.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I actually don't think Seth is super funny either but like the take.

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Nintex · « **Reply #59607 on:** June 19, 2020, 04:58:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1273980887735173121

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1274056758319874052

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1274080589310824450

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just how insane is this rally going to be

Nintex · « **Reply #59608 on:** June 19, 2020, 06:30:26 PM »

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1274101709418061825

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59609 on:** June 19, 2020, 06:34:59 PM »

the bernie plurarity vote is going to fuck up this entire thing.

Nintex · « **Reply #59610 on:** June 19, 2020, 07:43:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1274114536358981633

Yeah it certainly has been an interesting period of time

Tripon · « **Reply #59611 on:** June 19, 2020, 08:09:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1274120840020406274

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59612 on:** June 19, 2020, 08:11:47 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on June 19, 2020, 08:09:47 PM

https://twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1274120840020406274

cc: chief justice john roberts

Steve Contra · « **Reply #59613 on:** June 19, 2020, 08:54:42 PM »

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Judge-blasts-Bolton-for-abandoning-classified-15353465.php

Bolton’s book being published but him getting no profits from it is such a beautiful scenario I doubt it will happen.

Transhuman · « **Reply #59614 on:** June 19, 2020, 09:51:47 PM »

Quote from: Akala on June 19, 2020, 03:45:30 PM

I mean there's no laugh track.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I actually don't think Seth is super funny either but like the take.
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The thing I like most about Seth Myers is that he's never done blackface.

Normally you'd think that's a very low bar by which to judge a late night host, however...

Tripon · « **Reply #59615 on:** June 19, 2020, 11:23:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1274178773777362946

Coitus · « **Reply #59616 on:** June 20, 2020, 01:15:23 AM »

I dont know if the friday night news drop is such a hot idea anymore when tv and newspapers aren’t the primary news sources. . It just ensures people talk about it all weekend.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59617 on:** June 20, 2020, 02:02:35 AM »

welcome to the resistance.

https://www.npr.org/2020/06/20/881148365/geoffrey-berman-u-s-attorney-who-prosecuted-trump-allies-says-he-wont-quit

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59618 on:** June 20, 2020, 02:03:10 AM »

Quote from: Coitus on June 20, 2020, 01:15:23 AM

I dont know if the friday night news drop is such a hot idea anymore when tv and newspapers aren’t the primary news sources. . It just ensures people talk about it all weekend.

Quote

A short time later, Geoffrey Berman fired off his own announcement, denying Barr's statement.

"I learned in a press release from the Attorney General tonight that I was 'stepping down' as United States Attorney," Berman said. "I have not resigned, and have no intention of resigning, my position, to which I was appointed by the Judges of the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York. I will step down when a presidentially appointed nominee is confirmed by the Senate."

Nintex · « **Reply #59619 on:** June 20, 2020, 05:15:16 AM »

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1274230121826836480

https://twitter.com/M2Madness/status/1274129511127363585

GTAVI looks amazing

Nintex · « **Reply #59620 on:** June 20, 2020, 12:00:00 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1274366497360613381

VomKriege · « **Reply #59621 on:** June 20, 2020, 02:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on June 20, 2020, 05:15:16 AM

https://twitter.com/M2Madness/status/1274129511127363585

GTAVI looks amazing

That watch

T-Short · « **Reply #59622 on:** June 20, 2020, 03:02:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/RobertKlemko/status/1274352557956247556

wearing a diaper to own the libs

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59623 on:** June 20, 2020, 04:20:58 PM »

1) I'm going to buy a diaper
2) I'm checking out
3) I'm home and unpacking the diaper
4) I'm putting on a diaper.
5) Oh yea, the printout.

Make america great again i guess

team filler · « **Reply #59624 on:** June 20, 2020, 04:30:37 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #59625 on:** June 20, 2020, 04:36:50 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on June 20, 2020, 04:20:58 PM

1) I'm going to buy a diaper
2) I'm checking out
3) I'm home and unpacking the diaper
4) I'm putting on a diaper.
5) Oh yea, the printout.

Make america great again i guess

6) own the libs

team filler · « **Reply #59626 on:** June 20, 2020, 04:37:45 PM »

do they know tvc is a lib?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #59627 on:** June 20, 2020, 04:39:53 PM »

i wish tvc was here to let us thoughts on

being exposed as a cuck

team filler · « **Reply #59628 on:** June 20, 2020, 07:30:00 PM »

how dare you talk about thing you're watching! :roit

team filler · « **Reply #59629 on:** June 20, 2020, 07:38:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1274297408466411521

biden and the dutch both love some zwarte

Nintex · « **Reply #59630 on:** June 20, 2020, 07:53:14 PM »

https://twitter.com/DJJudd/status/1274483541976453120

I think they're a wee bit short of 1 million attendees.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59631 on:** June 20, 2020, 07:54:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1274461707801432065

Nintex · « **Reply #59632 on:** June 20, 2020, 07:55:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1274483212274851841

Nintex · « **Reply #59633 on:** June 20, 2020, 08:08:11 PM »

Pence spoke, they played music for 10 - 20 minutes. Now the sound is Cut. this is an unmitigated disaster.

Himu · « **Reply #59634 on:** June 20, 2020, 08:15:59 PM »

"There are very bad people outside, they're doing bad things!"

Isn't it a regular protest?

Nintex · « **Reply #59635 on:** June 20, 2020, 08:21:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1274496473040859138

Both his hands work again and he's going off script now

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #59636 on:** June 20, 2020, 08:21:46 PM »

The protesters were preventing the hundreds of thousands of Trump fans from getting inside.

Nintex · « **Reply #59637 on:** June 20, 2020, 08:26:05 PM »

AOC in charge of energy makes the pandemic looks like child's play

Mandark · « **Reply #59638 on:** June 20, 2020, 08:27:09 PM »

They cordoned off several blocks to keep any potential protesters from getting near the speech.

Nintex · « **Reply #59639 on:** June 20, 2020, 08:33:08 PM »

Then you see a kid running around
How about a piece of your immune system
They don't even know about it

News:

Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 7212911 times)