US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[Himu]

Why would the they use hard questions?

Cause they're supposed to be journalists.

What hard question are they going to ask Biden in this context? Also, not all questions are meant to be hard ball. Journalists have also played soft ball with Trump and he lashes out calling them biased liberal media questions. I'll watch the press conference but I'm naturally cynical of conservative outrage.

I don't care if journalists have been pussies around trump.  Maybe they should stop being pussies(sorry if that's gendered).

It was the topic of the day and primarily why Biden called a press conference. What is up your butt?

I'm tired of Biden being soft balled.

How come you’re so aware of the firmness of Biden’s genitals? 

This is an embarrassing post and you should feel bad for making it.

[team filler]

va house failed to pass "end qualified immunity" 47-49  :'( 5 dems voted against 

[BIONIC]

Why would the they use hard questions?

Cause they're supposed to be journalists.

What hard question are they going to ask Biden in this context? Also, not all questions are meant to be hard ball. Journalists have also played soft ball with Trump and he lashes out calling them biased liberal media questions. I'll watch the press conference but I'm naturally cynical of conservative outrage.

I don't care if journalists have been pussies around trump.  Maybe they should stop being pussies(sorry if that's gendered).

It was the topic of the day and primarily why Biden called a press conference. What is up your butt?

I'm tired of Biden being soft balled.

How come you’re so aware of the firmness of Biden’s genitals? 

This is an embarrassing post and you should feel bad for making it.

The first step on the path to enlightenment is to rid yourself of all shame.

[team filler]

he don't miss 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Boaters 4 Trump having some setbacks today.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kykrebs/status/1302310818151833601

[VomKriege]

Boaters 4 Trump having some setbacks today.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kykrebs/status/1302310818151833601

Antifa combat divers ? 

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those ain't even the real beautiful boaters  texas chumps thought they could compete with florida  gawd 

[Nintex]

 

[Mandark]

Bloomberg, ‘iced out’ of Biden campaign, pumps up influence nationally and locally

It's unclear exactly what Bloomberg is seeking to accomplish, but according to one veteran political adviser with knowledge of the matter, the former mayor "feels iced out" by the Biden campaign even as he's beginning to spend money and support Democratic candidates for Congress, and some people said, planning to steer money to political action committees supporting Biden.

“He’s frustrated he doesn’t have input,” one person with knowledge of Bloomberg’s comments told FOX Business.

 :'(

[Nintex]

Yeah, Biden instead went with Pete, Rice and Yates as new advisors on his team.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

bloomberg thought he could get into the Biden admin?

lol

[Lonewulfeus]

Biden’s courting all of the other moderate Republicans, guess mike feels left out

[Steve Contra]

https://twitter.com/Pervaizistan/status/1302427987929899008

 

[Lonewulfeus]

You can, it’s from 2012 and it’s terrible.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

[Joe Molotov]

Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!

[Mandark]

He has a printout of a David Brooks column.

[VomKriege]

It's a lot less sensational and spicy than expected (shot for the RNC, not used...) but it certainly lived up to the lameness.

[Nintex]

"I have all the dirt on Trump, I worked for him, I know all his secrets"

"Please tell us Michael!"

"Ok, you ready for this tough guy? Mr. Trump really dislikes Obama and I have the evidence to back it up. BOOM"

"Um, yes, he has been telling us that for the past 8 years"

"Can I get a Netflix special now?"

[Nintex]

Oh shit, Trump is bringing the apple cult into this 

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302559362771292160

[BIONIC]

First Fortnite, now Trumpy.

Does their tyranny know no end? 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

 

Oh shit, Trump is bringing the apple cult into this 

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302559362771292160

Jobs also believed in holistic medicine.

[Nintex]

When Woz was asked if Steve Jobs was like Elon Musk, he said:
"Having been close to Steve Jobs, and not that close to Elon Musk, I'd say Steve Jobs is more like  (President) Trump."

They would've either been rivals (Jobs would try his hand at politics opposed to Trump) or Jobs would've been all aboard the Trump train.
Trump owned(owns?) a lot of Apple stock and according to Jobs biographer Steve Jobs wanted Disney and Apple to merge at some point (considering he was on the board of both companies).
So in an alternative universe, you would probably have President Trump helping to push through the Apple / Disney merger in his first term for Jobs, Perlmutter and his other buddies holding stock.

And after creating that behemoth perhaps Jobs would challenge Trump in the presidential race of 2020.

[nudemacusers]

I wonder what Charlie Kirk will be like as a 40 year old. it seems a lot of these soulless grifters just swap sides when the money dries up. he's no rush Limbaugh, has no real staying power or cache other than youth and 'owning' his peers on YouTube vids.

[VomKriege]

I wonder what Charlie Kirk will be like as a 40 year old. it seems a lot of these soulless grifters just swap sides when the money dries up. he's no rush Limbaugh, has no real staying power or cache other than youth and 'owning' his peers on YouTube vids.

He'll join the Reagan Project to unseat President Q in 2032 or something.

[Pissy F Benny]

America is on a road to never seen before levels of lunacy that I wouldn’t be shocked if someone claiming to be Jesus reborn wasn’t the republican front runner in 2024 or 28

[Nintex]

He's the younger generation of an insurgent radical nationalist wing of the Republican party, there will be space for him for some time.

I feel like we need a different word than 'radical'. When I think radical I think about the Sonic the Hedgehog 2 City Escape. 

[BIONIC]

The Shonda Democrats 

https://twitter.com/aaron4ks37/status/1302638089408589824

[Nintex]

"Not only do I look like a serial killer, I abused my girlfriend and I'm an alcoholic too... vote for me!" is certainly a creative line of defense.

[team filler]

did the gf vote for trump 

[brawndolicious]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/louis-dejoy-campaign-contributions/2020/09/06/1187bc2c-e3fe-11ea-8181-606e603bb1c4_story.html

https://twitter.com/nataliejennings/status/1302645763097403396



It's shocking how routine and uplifting it feels for a presidential appointee to get caught with a felony.

Especially since they do it in the dumbest, least clever ways possible.

[Joe Molotov]

 

[Mandark]

https://twitter.com/aaron4ks37/status/1302638089408589824

Greenwald etc. should maybe not have treated that kid like a martyr.

[Mandark]

is that a joke post or

[Mandark]

going to assume you guys are just coordinating this on discord, like how toxicadam and siamesedreamer would plan their posts to sound dumb

[Mandark]

[Mandark]

Nice edit though

wut

[Mandark]

I didn't edit anything.

[Mandark]

I don't think Kennedy having a higher media profile than Markey would matter all that much.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

pelosicrats

lol

[Great Rumbler]

going to assume you guys are just coordinating this on discord, like how toxicadam and siamesedreamer would plan their posts to sound dumb

[naff]

213372bu just wants that big dem daddy establishment brand name politics 

i thought the "pelosicrats" were all about kennedy?

[ToxicAdam]

SD and I would share thread ideas to avoid bans. If you posted incendiary threads too frequently you would catch a ban or lose thread making privileges. For those that did get their thread making rights taken away, I would pm them to send me their ideas and I would post it. That’s how me and SD first started colluding.

[BIONIC]

I always knew Shonda would be the death of our fine and peaceful community. I wonder where he learned all his cowardly tactics 

[Nintex]

Dutch news is running a story that Trump looted the art from the embassy in Paris 

https://www.fr24news.com/a/2020/09/trump-ended-his-trip-to-france-in-2018-after-uploading-the-art-to-air-force-one.html

After White House art curators examined the pieces Trump had brought home, the president learned that Franklin’s bust was a replica. He joked that he liked the fake better than the original, said two people familiar with the episode.

Trump, who once used his charity to purchase a large portrait of himself, is known to display memorabilia from various official trips and meetings in his private West Wing dining room. Over time, this included a pair of shoes donated by musician Kanye West and an Ultimate Fighting Championship belt.

[Nintex]

I bet they have a Goya Beans display as well.

[BIONIC]

Trumpy’s a true connoisseur of the arts, you troglodyte 

[Nintex]

I'm sort of disappointed Trump didn't gradually turn the Oval Office into his Trump Tower office of random papers, trinkets and decade old magazines.



He tried early on

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[Trurl]

(Image removed from quote.)

 

This captures the sublime. Put an oil painting filter on it and put it in the Rijks as a gift to Nintex.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1302985400420577280

Congress

[benjipwns]

going to assume you guys are just coordinating this on discord, like how toxicadam and siamesedreamer would plan their posts to sound dumb

[TakingBackSunday]

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1302985400420577280

Congress

This is fucking abhorrent

[Trent Dole]

SD and I would share thread ideas to avoid bans. If you posted incendiary threads too frequently you would catch a ban or lose thread making privileges. For those that did get their thread making rights taken away, I would pm them to send me their ideas and I would post it. That’s how me and SD first started colluding.

[Nintex]

Ok Ben, Trump is trying by saying things about labor day but you win the internet today good sir.



 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/1303077741621850112

score one more for trumpy 

[Nintex]

Orange man bad we must stay in Afghanistan for another 20 years with no real objectives

[BIONIC]

Both Shonda and Trumpy are right 

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=47661.msg2908175#msg2908175

My world is falling apart 

[benjipwns]

score one more for trumpy 

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/1303081831990996993

[Nintex]

Do you want to die a loser under President Drumpf Shitbag or become a hero fighting for your country against rival Afghan poppy farmers on the outskirts of Kabul protecting the reputation of Colin Powell like generations have done before you.

The stakes this election could not be higher.