Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011  (Read 1412352 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Brehvolution

  • Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10800 on: May 31, 2019, 12:41:36 PM »
Lorde?
©ZH

TEEEPO

  • hi, i suck
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10801 on: May 31, 2019, 12:44:03 PM »
kali uchis

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10802 on: May 31, 2019, 03:15:14 PM »
kali uchis

Whaaaaat

The digital age is wild
:9

Raist

  • Winner of the Baited Award 2018
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10803 on: May 31, 2019, 05:05:28 PM »
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.


BikeJesus

  • Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10804 on: May 31, 2019, 05:26:23 PM »
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

The chick I'm seeing picked me up at my workplace. While I would generally agree with your stance here, there is a difference between an employee being polite and flirting/sending signals. Of course this doesn't apply to people working for tips.

shosta

  • Y = λ𝑓. (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥)) (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥))
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10805 on: May 31, 2019, 05:36:24 PM »
It's not hard to differentiate when someone is flirting with you vs. being nice
每天生气

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10806 on: May 31, 2019, 07:09:36 PM »
:9

BikeJesus

  • Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10807 on: May 31, 2019, 11:53:53 PM »
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

The chick I'm seeing picked me up at my workplace. While I would generally agree with your stance here, there is a difference between an employee being polite and flirting/sending signals. Of course this doesn't apply to people working for tips.

Someone probably tipped her off about the hog that she'd be dealing with.

Well she experienced it between her thighs two nights ago. An hour after sex she decided to suck me off. Thought I might have trouble coming again so soon, but her neck game is on point and I just squeezed her tits until I exploded.

shosta

  • Y = λ𝑓. (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥)) (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥))
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10808 on: May 31, 2019, 11:55:53 PM »
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?
每天生气

Rahxephon91

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10809 on: June 01, 2019, 04:40:07 AM »
You committed the thought crime of not understanding generalities though.

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10810 on: June 01, 2019, 11:09:11 AM »
Made out with a 19 y/o girl (that I’ve met before) who used a fake ID to get into a BDSM show/festival that I was at last night while I was on some molly.  :doge

Also I crashed at [redacted]’s house and I am currently sharing a bed with her gay best friend.  :doge

A bunch of other shit happened as well but I’m trying to ease my headache.

But my god, it was like whore island last night.

Also, the leather pants were a hit again. Of course.

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10811 on: June 01, 2019, 11:17:14 AM »
Keep this up and you’re gonna get salt-pillared soon  :wag
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10812 on: June 01, 2019, 11:18:27 AM »
Sinning is my new business and business is good.  :rash

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10813 on: June 01, 2019, 11:46:26 AM »
The hedonism is off the charts along with my envy goddamn
:9

BisMarckie

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10814 on: June 01, 2019, 11:59:15 AM »
The hedonism is off the charts along with my envy goddamn

You're tellin me, I watched some baseball and played vidya. #OldManFridayNights :maf

BikeJesus

  • Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10815 on: June 01, 2019, 01:06:39 PM »
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

Moved on to other women. The other chick has too much baggage and things got weird. She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest, and I can't be bothered with someone who refuses to listen and assumes the worst despite months of nothing but good times and respect. I think she was looking for an excuse to push me away. I don't have time for games so I just ended it. A week later this new chick asked me out at my work.

I'm good at my job and very open with the guests. Yesterday a cutie asian girl asked me for my number when I was out doing bike repairs in the park. Maybe I'll do more work on her bike, maybe I'll get to dip my hog in her. You never know.

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10816 on: June 01, 2019, 03:06:16 PM »
Keep this up and you’re gonna get salt-pillared soon  :wag

Canonically that only happens if he looks back, which it doesn’t look like is on his agenda at all.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Unless it’s to look back at the big daddy who’s plowing him.
[close]
If atra doesn’t get spit roasted at some pagan leather rave by the end of this month I’m pulling his bi card.
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

Raist

  • Winner of the Baited Award 2018
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10817 on: June 02, 2019, 07:16:02 AM »
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest,

What on earth were you thinking.

BikeJesus

  • Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10818 on: June 02, 2019, 10:03:21 PM »
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest,

What on earth were you thinking.

I guess I wasn't. No big deal, though. Fucked the new girl up the ass last night.

Edit: Well I went back to the previous chicks place tonight and nailed her. Now I'm fucked.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2019, 02:54:51 AM by BikeJesus »

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10819 on: June 03, 2019, 01:12:57 PM »
Gonna need some TLDR breakdowns. Is Atra dating femAtra yet? Is Rahx still dry dicked?  :doge

Feels good being in a relationship, even the rocky parts aren't terrible. Bless up. Wish I had more free time to chill here with my brehs.
010

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10820 on: June 03, 2019, 01:54:22 PM »
@PD I’m at work right now so I can’t really post a full summary but let’s just say I’m finally expressing my :supergay side after suppressing it for years out of fear that I would get exiled by my conservative religious parents.

I'm a Puppy!

  • Knows the muffin man.
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10821 on: June 03, 2019, 08:07:58 PM »
I know. I, for one, am completely surprised by Atra being into guys too :gurl
que

CatsCatsCats

  • 🤷‍♀️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10822 on: June 03, 2019, 08:08:49 PM »
Now I realize what he was up to wanting to compare cock pics!

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10823 on: June 03, 2019, 08:24:22 PM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge

BisMarckie

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10824 on: June 03, 2019, 08:31:59 PM »

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10825 on: June 03, 2019, 08:33:19 PM »
Also, what is FemAtra but my online drag persona? Hmm?  :doge

I'm a Puppy!

  • Knows the muffin man.
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10826 on: June 03, 2019, 08:35:36 PM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge

que

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10827 on: June 03, 2019, 08:40:48 PM »
I know. I, for one, am completely surprised by Atra being into guys too :gurl
Is this sarcasm?  :lol

There have been subtle clues and signs for a long while.  :doge

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10828 on: June 03, 2019, 08:49:53 PM »
Atra have you sucked dick yet?

Do you like it when Lex Steele shakes your hand before a shoot?

You a size queen?
I’ve come very close in recent weeks. But the guy I was with realized I was super drunk and wasn’t gonna take advantage of me.

Actually, if the girl I’m planning on seeing this week bails I’m going over to his house for drinks and we’ll see where the night goes from there.  :doge

And at the moment  I’m fine with average dicks.  :doge

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10829 on: June 03, 2019, 08:54:02 PM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge
But why tho
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10830 on: June 03, 2019, 08:55:36 PM »
I’ve come very close in recent weeks. But the guy I was with realized I was super drunk and wasn’t gonna take advantage of me.
Lol what a figgurt
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10831 on: June 03, 2019, 08:57:19 PM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge
But why tho
I was drunk and he asked since I was talking about sending a dick pic to the girl I ended up losing my v-card to.  :doge

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10832 on: June 03, 2019, 09:00:54 PM »
Sounds like timu took advantage of you  :o
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10833 on: June 03, 2019, 09:24:22 PM »
It's always an eyebrow raiser to see someone doing very intense drug fueled identity searching and selfie posting after age 25 but i chalked it up to you being a christ-schooled feral child with poor socialization (i realize i'm slandering half this forum including myself but allow it)

:doge
Granted, I lived with my parents up until I was 25...  :-\

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10834 on: June 03, 2019, 09:57:18 PM »
Hold on, you're actually fucking dudes Atra? You've taken dick before? Or are you a coward.
010

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10835 on: June 03, 2019, 10:02:56 PM »
can we fastforward to the part where atra takes his first BBC already?  ::)
*****

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10836 on: June 03, 2019, 11:05:05 PM »
Hold on, you're actually fucking dudes Atra? You've taken dick before? Or are you a coward.
Coward status until proven otherwise with video.
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

Raist

  • Winner of the Baited Award 2018
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10837 on: June 04, 2019, 02:54:49 AM »
I know. I, for one, am completely surprised by Atra being into guys too :gurl
Is this sarcasm?  :lol

There have been subtle clues and signs for a long while.  :doge

Oh no, no, nonono. I'm sure Puppy is 400% serious here, no sarcasm detected.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:doge
[close]

Brehvolution

  • Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10838 on: June 04, 2019, 09:41:47 AM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge

It's posted in the icon forum.
©ZH

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10839 on: June 04, 2019, 09:45:32 AM »
I was drunk and he asked since I was talking about sending a dick pic to the girl I ended up losing my v-card to.  :doge

Gullible, stupid AND varying degrees of homo. You are the perfect package for gays
fat

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10840 on: June 04, 2019, 01:55:41 PM »

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10841 on: June 04, 2019, 02:01:42 PM »
bimbo slut
*****

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10842 on: June 04, 2019, 07:11:07 PM »
Cum dumpster atra :rejoice
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10843 on: June 04, 2019, 08:34:02 PM »
For the record, I’m mostly into twinks and some “otters” (I’m picky when it comes to hair  :doge).
Bears, men taller/larger than me, or super masculine men aren’t really my thing.  :doge

Also, I’m a switch. Meaning I can be a dom or a sub depending how I’m feeling on a certain day. Typically I like to be the dominant one. But one night [redacted] made me her bitch and I was into it.  :doge

And as far as women go I’m into very feminine women, feminine women with male behaviorisms, androgynous women, and certain trans women.

Thank you for cumming to my TED talk.  :doge
« Last Edit: June 04, 2019, 09:30:29 PM by Atramental »

shosta

  • Y = λ𝑓. (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥)) (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥))
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10844 on: June 04, 2019, 09:38:29 PM »
Combining step 2 (the date hypetrain) and step 6 (femme atra shitposting) in the Atra Cycle is original, yes, but
« Last Edit: June 04, 2019, 09:43:15 PM by shosta »
每天生气

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10845 on: June 04, 2019, 09:43:26 PM »
The fuck is an otter?
A more masculine cool young dude.

Someone more gay than me could probably correct me. :doge

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10846 on: June 04, 2019, 09:45:12 PM »
Bwahahaha! #TeamHomo claims another victim! Welcome to the club.
serge

Rahxephon91

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10847 on: June 04, 2019, 10:12:11 PM »
From Tinder to Grinder. The Atra story.

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10848 on: June 04, 2019, 10:16:45 PM »
Twinks :hhh

Silver daddies :lawd
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10849 on: June 04, 2019, 10:17:15 PM »
Twinks :hhh

Silver daddies :lawd

Give him time.
serge

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10850 on: June 04, 2019, 10:17:47 PM »
Actually, I think he may be destined to be a daddy. 
serge

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10851 on: June 04, 2019, 10:20:23 PM »
Yeah, I’m still in my exploratory phase.

I’ve been suppressing this shit for years but thanks to molly & psychedelics my full sexuality is beginning to blossom.


 :marimo

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10852 on: June 04, 2019, 10:22:49 PM »
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

Olivia Wilde Homo

  • Proud Kinkshamer
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10853 on: June 04, 2019, 10:25:01 PM »
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.

aka the dream
🍆🍆

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10854 on: June 04, 2019, 10:33:04 PM »
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.

My bets still on molly fueled fetish club gloryhole on the night of a deep house set but given his southern roots you may have me beat here.

This sounds legitimately inevitable.
serge

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10855 on: June 04, 2019, 10:33:27 PM »
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.
Don’t worry. My molly dealer is a hot lesbian woman with dreads that’s really good friends with [redacted]. I’m getting the good shit that isn’t cut with meth now.

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10856 on: June 04, 2019, 10:42:19 PM »
Lmao our boy gonna find himself half awake and naked inside a detached garage on a floor covered in blue tarp with a single fold out game table in corner pulling double duty as an anchor weight, the mildewed top strewn with booze, brick weed and a burlwood ashtray full of half crushed pills. Across the dim, single bulb lit tin can is partially torn down rusty 78 Ford Mustang with a dirty engine block hanging from a seemingly broken hoist, the harsh noise of 90s Swedish happy hardcore emanating from a small jbl speaker coated in ritz primer, the only identifying marker of its provenance being a gen 1 iPod connector.
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10857 on: June 04, 2019, 10:48:49 PM »
I’m so proud of Atra! Do you have a favorite Ru girl yet?
serge

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10858 on: June 05, 2019, 01:03:49 AM »
lol at thinking your molly doesn't have meth in it  :juicy
*****

chronovore

  • relapsed dev
  • Senior Member
Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10859 on: June 05, 2019, 01:18:18 AM »
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

(Image removed from quote.)


Ha ha, LOL, no: you're wrong. It's not white knighting, it's common courtesy not to corner someone in their place of work and make them uncomfortable.

(snip)
The chick I'm seeing picked me up at my workplace. While I would generally agree with your stance here, there is a difference between an employee being polite and flirting/sending signals. Of course this doesn't apply to people working for tips.
There's a power dynamic here that doesn't translate when flipped on its head. She can ask you out, you probably don't feel threatened. That's not commonly the case when men confront women with desire.