RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[I'm a Puppy!]

Leading with that is madness, you're doing yourself dirty by opening with your insecurities. Just trash the whole 'flaws' list

No keep it. But add just one more flaw "Honest"

[Atramental]

Leading with that is madness, you're doing yourself dirty by opening with your insecurities. Just trash the whole 'flaws' list

No keep it. But add just one more flaw "Honest"

Oooo. I like that.

edit: Also, my bio stands out from most guys. Their bios are more often than not "Everything is great and I'm not a flawed human being. No sir."

[shosta]

you mean has less voluntarily offered red flags than yours

[Atramental]

 

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For reference: these are all my matches after I updated my bio to what it is now:

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[warcock]

Leading with that is madness, you're doing yourself dirty by opening with your insecurities. Just trash the whole 'flaws' list

No keep it. But add just one more flaw "Honest"

Oooo. I like that.

edit: Also, my bio stands out from most guys. Their bios are more often than not "Everything is great and I'm not a flawed human being. No sir."

I mean it makes sense you know. It acts as a filter that would weed out types with irrational expectations and standards and just give you the worthwhile stuff. The thing is atra, as you may well know, the market is irrational.

[Atramental]

 

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[Huff]

I agree more is less always worked for me

But my type is a little different than atras

So yolo

[Valkyrie]

Just matched with a cute 6’3” girl in Asheville and she’s really chatty.

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I am diamond hard RN 

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Imagine how amazing she looks in high heels.

[BlueTsunami]

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Sounds like it could be fun. Just don't forget her at a fastfood restaurant as her biological once did or you'll quickly learn the about the dark arts that is brujería.

[mormapope]

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You should ask for her fetlife account to see her stuffies.

[Atramental]

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Sounds like it could be fun. Just don't forget her at a fastfood restaurant as her biological once did or you'll quickly learn the about the dark arts that is brujería.

Maybe but I don't really swing this way. It's too fucking weird.

I'm more interested in her in a Louis Theroux/documentarian kinda way.
I want to ask her questions about how she became the way she is now but most people don't like being (knowingly) analyzed. 

[CatsCatsCats]

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I matched with a girl like this recently myself. I mean, she just had it on her profile “into DD/LG” didn’t have the whole psycho explanation

[tiesto]

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Tara, Kerri, and Lisa look friendly... Go shoot them some messages!

[Raist]

Why do they all look like they're 16 or something.

[Atramental]

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Got her pic:
https://i.imgur.com/Emnt9tJ.png

Damn. She's cute as hell. 

[Atramental]

Why do they all look like they're 16 or something.

I think it's just what young 20 somethings look like that when you're getting close to 30... 

[Raist]

Why do they all look like they're 16 or something.

I think it's just that young 20 somethings look like that when you're getting close to 30... 

"getting close to 30"

oh you sweet summer child.

Anyway. I guess you'll fit right in with that one to fulfill her daddy issues

[Atramental]

Why do they all look like they're 16 or something.

I think it's just that young 20 somethings look like that when you're getting close to 30... 

"getting close to 30"

oh you sweet summer child.

Anyway. I guess you'll fit right in with that one to fulfill her daddy issues

Just looked at your profile. 37...

Yeah, that's why they look like young teens to you. 

[Raist]

I'd say the fucking duckfaces, dump poses and instagram filters don't help, but y'know... whatevs floats your boat,

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Kiddo

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[BlueTsunami]

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Got her pic:
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Damn. She's cute as hell. 

She gon drag your soul through ya dick, be warned

[Atramental]

I'd say the fucking duckfaces, dump poses and instagram filters don't help, but y'know... whatevs floats your boat,

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Kiddo

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Most of them do those poses and use those filters.... I fucking hate it but I'm starving for pussy. 

What's really tragic is when I see women in their 30s and 40s using snapchat filters and duck faces. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yeah get rid of the flaws.  Self deprecation is not a good look right off the bat

Edit: Also try to bang the dd/lg girl.  You need to bless yourself with the opportunity to bang a chick who is a total freak in bed.  Just know when to bail

[Atramental]

 

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I am Jay right now.

[Atramental]

Yeah get rid of the flaws.  Self deprecation is not a good look right off the bat

Edit: Also try to bang the dd/lg girl.  You need to bless yourself with the opportunity to bang a chick who is a total freak in bed.  Just know when to bail

But I thought women [ I mean (((Hollywood))) ] liked it when guys are vulnerable? 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Don’t worry about the duckfaces and filters.  Just try to get your dick wet with as many girls as possible.  You might be missing out on amazing sex because they have a basic bitch filter.  Just gotta plow through that crap sometimes

[Atramental]

Here's another girl I'm chatting with:
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This one might be more up my speed.

[BlueTsunami]

The camera angle is extreme there, proceed with caution

[Assimilate]

there's no point in long term relationships, they're all the fucking same. Every woman turns into the same fucking woman with the same fucking complaints and problems.

the worst are the modern feminists that want the best of both worlds though, holy fuck they are unbelievable.

[Atramental]

The camera angle is extreme there, proceed with caution

Oh, she's definitely chunky but that's okay. I don't mind chub now. 

[Assimilate]

The camera angle is extreme there, proceed with caution

Oh, she's definitely chunky but that's okay. I don't mind chub now. 

She's chunky in this pic, she's probably a fat fuck in person.

I'd skip this one breh and i don't mind thick chics.

[Atramental]

The camera angle is extreme there, proceed with caution

Oh, she's definitely chunky but that's okay. I don't mind chub now. 

She's chunky in this pic, she's probably a fat fuck in person.

I'd skip this one breh and i don't mind thick chics.

Nucca. I haven't seen pussy in months.

I need something.

[Rahxephon91]

Don't think anyone should mind with that face and those titties.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Assimilate giving Atra advice on how to bang

[Atramental]

Come hell or high water I will get my dick wet in 2018.

[thisismyusername]

I am Jay right now.

I don't get that chart. If Jay is supposed to be under "HOLY FUCK he's the hot one of the group," then yeah, I'd agree with the "Holy" and "Fucked" categories.

[Assimilate]

Assimilate giving Atra advice on how to bang

if there's anyone in here you should be taking advice on pounding pussy it would be me dude . it's what i do best

[Atramental]

I am Jay right now.

I don't get that chart. If Jay is supposed to be under "HOLY FUCK he's the hot one of the group," then yeah, I'd agree with the "Holy" and "Fucked" categories.

I think he’s “holy” in the sense that dark, feel bad shit doesn’t bother him like it does Mike and Rich.

edit: and he’s fucked because he derives pleasure from it. 

[thisismyusername]

Shhh, you're ruining my narrative!

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TFW you miss neckbearded Jay because you didn't have to exercise to hope to bed him. #GayLife

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[shosta]

You don't have to exercise to hop into bed with me, TIMU. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Though you should exercise caution

[Mupepe]

Shost is underage you sick fucks.  You'll be exercising your right to a fair fucking trial.  Good grief.

[Atramental]

Speaking of underage I should probably ask to see that 18 y/o’s drivers license. 

[BlueTsunami]

Shosts all "I'll be right back, going to get us some sodas..."

[thisismyusername]

You don't have to exercise to hop into bed with me, TIMU. 

Twinks.

Underage Twinks.

[shosta]

When something's illegal, you just want it more.

[thisismyusername]

Scully has retired, so I don't want a visit from the party van. Kthx.

[Rahxephon91]

Well just had a tinder thing fall through. She said I wasn't talkative and aggressive enough, which is true. I'm really not, I only really like to talk to people when I want to. Which I guess is the definition of selfish. I mean it's not like I don't like it when people message me, but I guess with girls you really have to be the one that's leading. It's just hard for me to keep on talking, especially with text. I just suck at small talk. And yeah I sure didn't ask this chick on a date when the timing was good.

But I guess this just highlight's my incompetence. I don't really know exactly when to pull the trigger on these things. And I'm just genuinely confused on how to talk. Like I don't want to be the dudes I've seen who are super aggressive and drop the "lets fuck" really quickly, but I'm too much of a meek passive dude who likes to go with the flow.

I guess I have to work on finding a good balance.

But then again I don't like it when people are aggressive with me.

Oh well I guess, but as much as tinder and the like are a nice training area. I think meeting someone in person not through tinder is my only hope.  I just vibe better with people in person once I get comfortable.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Send her a TVC approved pic with the message "Am I aggressive enough now?"

Please report results.

[Atramental]

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I think I’m in with the chubby girl. 

edit: or she’s fucking with me

[CatsCatsCats]

I feel like I have about 1 day left to text this real cute girl that immediately asked me out after matching before I have blown it lol

[BlueTsunami]

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I think I’m in with the chubby girl. 

edit: or she’s fucking with me

Yo that friend(s) was plural. Mommy wants to fuuuUUUUck

[Atramental]

I can sense she’s gonna bail or already has. She’s gonna fuck somebody just not me. 

I asked her if Saturday was an option and she says she has to close at work that night.

Then I brought up Friday night and I’m getting crickets

[Rahxephon91]

She could be at work right now...

[Atramental]

Maybe.

We shall see.

[BlueTsunami]

Play it cool. Thirst is the mind killer

[Atramental]

“trying to get free drinks from thirsty guys”

That line is totes ironic because my thirst is that of a nomad lost in the Sahara desert. 

[shosta]

When people are actually interested in hanging out, even if they're busy on the suggested day, they'll offer a different day. Or they'll just make time. People aren't actually all that busy!

[BlueTsunami]

Yeah. Real talk I almost got a piece from this fine ass African woman from Detroit a couple of years ago. Ghetto ass, big ol titties on a small frame, tatted up, hot as fuck. We were sending lewd pics back and forth. She was at her most interested when I was all coy. The moment I tried to get my rocks off first via text before the main event she shut down. Never again. Well. Maybe not never again, I get too saucy sometimes and trip over my shoelaces. But you get the picture.

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post the lewd pics 

[BlueTsunami]

Don't have em anymore but I'll never forget that faded butterfly tat over half a pound of roast beef