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[BlueTsunami]

Just dont balk when she invites you up for coffee on a Sunday night cause you have work in the am. You fawkin take the hit, get your dick wet and run on an hour of sleep.

[Atramental]

Just dont balk when she invites you up for coffee on a Sunday night cause you have work in the am. You fawkin take the hit, get your dick wet and run on an hour of sleep.

It looks like she lives near downtown (which is where I work) so if push came to shove I could sleep at her place and then easily get to work on time in the morning. 

[Assimilate]

Just dont balk when she invites you up for coffee on a Sunday night cause you have work in the am. You fawkin take the hit, get your dick wet and run on an hour of sleep.

Pussy over sleep on a sunday night before work 

Ah, what it is to be of that age.  There was a time i used to take an hour bus ride through some dangerous parts just to get the beak polished. No more, no sir. Fuck that.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Man, you are fucking annoying.  Go away

[Assimilate]

Man, you are fucking annoying.  Go away

It's funny, all the gays in here stick together. 

[team filler]

birds of a feather beak together 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Man, you are fucking annoying.  Go away

It's funny, all the gays in here stick together. 

This is surprising? What site do you think you're on?

[CatsCatsCats]

Assimilate sure is a misnomer

[Assimilate]

Assimilate sure is a misnomer

My bad. Put it in my butt.

[CatsCatsCats]

Jack’s right tho, suggesting dinner after saying out on the town wasn’t the best play. Out on the town sounds like informal party time, dinner sounds stuffy then in that context 🤷‍♀️

[Huff]

Always do drinks before hand everyone gets drunker on an empty stomach

Duh

[Assimilate]

Always do drinks before hand everyone gets drunker on an empty stomach

Duh

Drinks on a first date at a calm bar or lounge is always the best course of action i'd say.

The worst is movies. Why the fuck would you go to a movie on your first date? I never understood that.

[Rahxephon91]

The real advice is to shut up and stop worrying. You got a yes. That's great.

[Atramental]

he can still stop at a bar after

That's what I usually do if dinner goes well.

There's plenty of bars that are walking distance from that restaurant.

I just gotta make sure not to get too sauced or I become a cartoon character version of myself.

[Mupepe]

Make sure to nut inside her so she won’t leave you.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Go to the bar first then if it's going well go get some food.

[VomKriege]

Heh tried OKCupid and I like it. People seems more normal (by my standard) probably because the profile is more complete. All the other ones I tried beforehand seemed overly tilted to higher middle class types who did horse riding on the regular and back from their some dime out of a dozen exotic trip. Also being able to message someone at least once even in the free version. I guess the pool is smaller over here (it's less popular than in the US) but certainly more than enough for me.

Also I discover the word sapiosexual and it sounds like a wee bit pretentious.

[VomKriege]

sapiosexual is a word that only exists in women's dating profiles.

"I like intelligent people", who doesn't ? Reads more like flaunting your own ego.
Other words I  at : epicurism, zebra, Myers-Briggs denominations, yoga.

[nudemacusers]

1. always bar instead of dinner for a 1st run duh

2. "sapiosexual" is the new "if you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" for low-key sloots to drop in profiles

Make sure to nut inside her so she won’t leave you.

worked for me

[VomKriege]

1. always bar instead of dinner for a 1st run duh

2. "sapiosexual" is the new "if you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" for low-key sloots to drop in profiles

Make sure to nut inside her so she won’t leave you.

worked for me

That's what she wants you to think.

[Atramental]

You said “out on the town”, then suggested dinner. Should have suggested a bar.

Go to the bar first then if it's going well go get some food.

Every time I brought up getting drinks instead of food I would get deafening silence in return.

I’ve had more luck with suggesting dinner dates.

[VomKriege]

More random dumb musings from a small sample :

- Asian women barely seem to smoke. I weed out most non tobacco smokers (for their sake, not because there's anything wrong with it) and that's already a severe limiting filter of a kind.
- "I love super heroes movies" PASS. Self professed geeks too (except for that super cute one, don't smoke tho), that's how much I hate myself.
- OkCupid matching percentages, not sure how they weight that.
- The Wire gets mentioned way too often. Wes Anderson and Stefan Zweig quite a bit too.
- Add to the pile of clichés "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" & "Partner in crime".

[nudemacusers]

1. always bar instead of dinner for a 1st run duh

2. "sapiosexual" is the new "if you can't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" for low-key sloots to drop in profiles

Make sure to nut inside her so she won’t leave you.

worked for me

That's what she wants you to think.

well if she wants any of my military retirement guap she's stuck with me for at least 8 more years @ wife.

[nudemacusers]

You said “out on the town”, then suggested dinner. Should have suggested a bar.

Go to the bar first then if it's going well go get some food.

Every time I brought up getting drinks instead of food I would get deafening silence in return.

I’ve had more luck with suggesting dinner dates.

luck as in busted nuts? cuz that's the only metric you should be tracking

[Assimilate]

some of you read the bio/sections part?

 


is she attractive or not? because nothing else matters on the first step.


EDIT:

would you fuck her or not? because nothing else matters on the first step.

Self-correction.

[VomKriege]

You should know two steps verification is the superior method...
I mean it's not mutually exclusive.

[Atramental]

- Add to the pile of clichés "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" & "Partner in crime".

Certain clichés seem to be regional.

In the southeastern US there's:

-"I'm not superstitious, just a little stitious"
-"Just a Pam looking for my Jim." That's an instant left swipe for me.
-"I love Jesus but I cuss (or drink) a little."
-"God is #1" "God, Family, Friends"
-"If anyone asks, we met at church"
-"Southern Belle"
-"Looking for a southern gentleman"
-"Dog mom" "My dog needs a father figure."
-"Not DTF/NO HOOKUPS!!!"
-"Fatter in person/Uglier in person."
-"I love to have fun/laugh" who the fuck doesn't? dumbass.
-"Don't waste my time" but you'll gladly waste mine. Pass.
-"Venmo me $5 dollars and see what happens"
-"Single mom to 3 angels."

[VomKriege]

 

[Atramental]

And people think I'm crazy for wanting to move. 

[Atramental]

A money transfer app.

Roasties mainly use it for e-begging.

[Atramental]

Another one that I absolutely hate is "don't message me if you can't hold a conversation."

And then they put little to no effort in their responses when I ask detailed questions.

It's just 2 to 3 word sentences.

"umm yeah."
"I guess so."
"i dunno maybe."

Fucking infuriating.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Tinder should only be a supplement to dating and not the main way to get girls.  I'd tear out my hair if I had to depend on it to meet girls.

[Atramental]

*Whew* this one seriously hates fuckboys.

"this point in my life." Road the cock carousel in her early 20s and now she's looking for a nice wagecuck husband?

[BlueTsunami]

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*Whew* this one seriously hates fuckboys.

"this point in my life." Road the cock carousel in her early 20s and now she's looking for a nice wagecuck husband?

Nothing more sexy than ay yo the clock is ticking on my ovaries nicca

[Huff]

You’re too picky. She’s hot swipe right

[CatsCatsCats]

72 miles in the big country ain’t shit eurodork #maga

[Atramental]

I've already swiped through all the profiles within a 40 mile radius.

Probably be a good time reboot my account but I'm still waiting on Alecia to confirm that we're still -officially- down for Sunday. 

Sure she said yes but I've gone through this song and dance before. "yes" and then on the day of "oh, I have some family coming into town. I can't make it." or they just ghost.

[tiesto]

- Add to the pile of clichés "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" & "Partner in crime".

Damn man, those cliches really transcend languages/cultures ("dog mom" and "I love to laugh" are others I saw a lot)

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm sure that they think it's cute and quirky but "dog mom" is just sad and the fact that they don't know how sad it is makes it even more sad.

[Atramental]

OWH has a weiner dog.

I myself have a pic of my cat in my profile but I don't have "cat dad" in my profile. 

[BlueTsunami]

Referring to your pets as children is always a bit much. My mom says say hi to your big brother to the main coon in reference to me when I'm over and in my head I'm always like jesus christ

[nudemacusers]

pets aren't people and shouldn't be treated as such. if you don't believe me try nursing a cat.

[Atramental]

Alecia unmatched. Welp. 

[Assimilate]

American girls are the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST.

There may not be worse anywhere in the world.

-entitled
-smug
-snobby
-arrogant
-ignorant

Overall double standard cunts, really. I feel bad for some of you that have no other choice.

Alecia unmatched. Welp. 

Was that the chic you were supposed to go on a date with?

[Atramental]

Yes.

edit: Well, I'm going to go shave and shower, finish up some work, and maybe go downtown to get a couple of drinks or something.

[Assimilate]

Yes.

Dude, next time if a girl agrees to a date or whatever say ok cool it's a date and then on the day don't even bother messaging them. It's so dumb but it's a game you have to play.

You show too much interest early on and it's an instant turnoff to them

[BlueTsunami]

Alecia unmatched. Welp. 

This is how Final Fantasy villians are born

[Assimilate]

Coming at it like you're playing a game is a little too hyper macho imo but there's a lot to be said about being more chill. Dinner is not chill. Getting a drink is chill.

playing the game or being chill, whatever you want to call it. It's the same thing, just different motives behind it. She doesn't know you are playing a game, that's the point. It's mysterious, you're keeping her interested because she doesn't know what your deal is. Girls get creeped out by overly aggressive guys that are too interested in the beginning.

When you truly don't care, and are actually chill, that's the best approach but some guys can't do that so they should fake it the best they can.

[nudemacusers]

it's pretty easy dude. you just have to care but not care too much while signaling in all of your communication that you actually do care just enough to know that she wants you to want to act like you care too much but with enough self-awareness to be chill about how much you care.

[Atramental]

 

You’re right to some degree. There is kind of a balancing act to it all.

[BlueTsunami]

Now its time to recreate your profile. Make it exactly the same but with an oversized prop moustache. Reach out to Alecia again but instead of suggesting a mature Sunday dinner tell her you'll take her to Dave & Buster on Saturday before giving her that long dick.

[Rahxephon91]

That's cold Arta, but that's also just the reality of tinder. Do you have any friends you can go out on the weekends. Not to find women, but just to have fun? Dance and get drunk? Maybe have fun for you and maybe women will happen to come your way. Leaving it to chance sounds stupid and shitty but I feel like you plan too much and put all this perpetration and thought behind something that is so pointless and disposable as tinder. Now you talking about this stuff as a game and other nonsense. I haven't had any luck on my end either, but just going out and having fun, not worrying about women I think has been an improvement.


Until my next rage session.

But I have had more success. I've noticed women noticing me more and that's cool. Now I fumble there, but maybe next year is when I work on my interaction skills.

[Mupepe]

Just start hitting on women in your daily life. Your online shit should be secondary to you trying to bag girls in real life. It’s a lot easier to read people when you can see their immediate reactions and so it’s a lot easier to learn.  You don’t have to go full creep. Just start conversations with cashiers, waitresses, whoever. Make them laugh, flirt with them and then walk away 90% of the time. If it is going really well actually ask them out. But just get some IRL experience.

[Atramental]

That's cold Arta, but that's also just the reality of tinder. Do you have any friends you can go out on the weekends. Not to find women, but just to have fun? Dance and get drunk? Maybe have fun for you and maybe women will happen to come your way. Leaving it to chance sounds stupid and shitty but I feel like you plan too much and put all this perpetration and thought behind something that is so pointless and disposable as tinder. Now you talking about this stuff as a game and other nonsense. I haven't had any luck on my end either, but just going out and having fun, not worrying about women I think has been an improvement.


Until my next rage session.

But I have had more success. I've noticed women noticing me more and that's cool. Now I fumble there, but maybe next year is when I work on my interaction skills.

I really only have two friends that I hang out with regularly (once a month or once every 2 months). One lives about 35 miles away and the other has an unpredictable work schedule. We don't really drink/go clubbing. One has given up alcohol entirely due to his alcoholism and the other is more of a stoner type.

At least it's something though. I remember during my BJU days and then shortly after graduating from USC Upstate I went through this long period of having nothing but internet friends.

[Atramental]

Well, a drinking habit is kinda expensive for me at the moment. (I guess dating would be as well)

Half of my money got sucked out of my bank account due to taxes. 

[Assimilate]

At least it's something though. I remember during my BJU days and then shortly after graduating from USC Upstate I went through this long period of having nothing but internet friends.

Wait, you went to USC, you live in cali and you're having trouble meeting people out?

[Atramental]

University of South Carolina Upstate

And I'm pretty sure our USC was founded first. 

[Assimilate]

University of South Carolina Upstate

And I'm pretty sure our USC was founded first. 

my bad, missed the upstate part.

never mind....

South Carolina

 

[BlueTsunami]

The solution is obviously clear y'all. Pull a Mac. Fuck a 40 yo cooze at a dive. New mommy.

[Atramental]

I think the main issue is that we're not Jim Halpert.