RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[CatsCatsCats]

Idk Assy, I live in the mountains and between the birds and the timber tigers the chirping never stops

[Rahxephon91]

]Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.

Some of the matches you posted were fine

Atra liked this post. I bet you would you bastard.

[I'm a Puppy!]

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Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.

Really? Of all the ones this face terrifies me. She looks like she likes to have fun. But that fun might include dead cats and squirrels too.

[CatsCatsCats]

Low key looks like the girl from that evil genius doc, so yeah go for it Atra

[Atramental]

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Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.

Really? Of all the ones this face terrifies me. She looks like she likes to have fun. But that fun might include dead cats and squirrels too.

Fuck, she's Christian. Nevermind. 

edit: Also, you're talking to someone who probably has the highest post count in the bad vibes thread lol. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah but what denomination? Could be havin catholic buttsecks

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yeah but what denomination? Could be havin catholic buttsecks

She doesn't look like a priest

[Rahxephon91]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera 

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu

I mean if I got what I wanted I would'nt be bitching..

[naff]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera 

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu

I mean if I got what I wanted I would'nt be bitching..

you have that victim mentality bruh. women you actually match with are either too hot, or too ugly. either way you end up feeling sorry for yourself. maybe it's time to just pay for it every now and again and move on with your life....

or try to learn /get therapy and develop some healthier coping strategies.

[Atramental]

Yeah but what denomination? Could be havin catholic buttsecks

Doesn't say. She's probably one of those "non-denominational" types.

I'll shoot my shot but damn. 

[Rahxephon91]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera 

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu

I mean if I got what I wanted I would'nt be bitching..

you have that victim mentality bruh. women you actually match with are either too hot, or too ugly. either way you end up feeling sorry for yourself. maybe it's time to just pay for it every now and again and move on with your life....

or try to learn /get therapy and develop some healthier coping strategies.

There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

And good luck paying for sex with a target manager/plumbing salary.

[naff]

 

 

Are you a plumber?

I thought tradies earned good money. My mate that's a plumber has 3 kids, a lovely wife and earns good six figures now.

[BlueTsunami]

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Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.

Tight 70s era shirt

 

And yeah she has a huge toothy smile. It'll be like fuckin a cheshire cat. This isnt a negative.

[Rahxephon91]

I am an apprentice plumber(with really no interests in becoming an actual one. I just fell into this because of my connections) and work at good olde Target.

[naff]

i don't think anyone dreams of becoming a plumber dude. it's valuable and vital though. people respect it.

[Rahxephon91]

Oh I don't think it's a bad or shameful job. I'm just not that great at it and I have 7 classes of school left before I'm done with that. I rather see what job I can get after I graduate.

Paying for sex is pretty shameful though.

[BlueTsunami]

Plumbers are paid very well relative to other labor trade jobs and you have the latitiude to branch out and start your own business. Id hold on to that thread of your life like life itself depended on it. The alternative being retail hell.

[naff]

There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

also.

no. fucking. shit. by liking everyone you're not just scraping the barrel, you're just taking everything you can. of course the cream will be outnumbered. if you're going to be so goddamn liberal at least throw a little D their way. what's the worst that could happen?

[Rahxephon91]

Paying for sex is pretty shameful though.

Is that why you stick to BJs?

Well I mean I need some sort of relief from dry spells that last for years. Plus bjs are pretty easy and you don’t have to do much. Plus the girl I get them from is someone I know so there’s no seedy prostitutes or “researching” for quality escorts. Plus actual decent looking girls that don’t have drug habits or someththing else are expensive. No way I could afford that whenever I’m horny which is pretty much every day.

And besides I did try one last year? It was a terrible experince and extremely awkward. She was rushing and had no time to cottle my inexperienced ass. It also was cold and mechanical, not very fun. I’ve had sex at least once with someone I actually liked and it was a much better experince. The other person wants you. It’s warm and much more fun. No awkwardness, rushing, or nervousness. Why would there be? You’re not making a transaction. You’re having fun.

And maybe shameful is the wrong word, but it hardly feels “great” to rely on prostitution’s. Are you going to tell your buddies about the times you payed for sex? I don’t know what friends you guys have, but no one I know finds that cool. But I know it’s a thing that has come up on the bore.

[naff]

You know who would coddle your inexperienced ass? Kristen, Imani, Christie or that tiny trailer park elf

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah I should really use people I’m not in anyway attracted to.

[naff]

 

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Lighten up doofus

[Assimilate]

Trade jobs make ridiculous money in some parts of the country. 6 figure salaries, no overweight bitch nagging you to turn in your prospectus (unless it's the person that hired you) and you tend to branch off by yourself after a while. I'd stick with that Rahx. Maybe a few years smelling shit and dirty water pipes will turn you into a less whiny bitch.

[naff]

Also, stop fuckin swiping women you don't like. It's mean, and the sort of thing you complain about women doing to you. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

[Rahxephon91]

I’ve done plumbing for about 8 years. I don’t want to be a plumber. And I think you can stop telling me how trade jobs work......

Considering I’m the one with one.

But Assi is funny you say that. Considering you’ve been doing the bitching about how women are so annoying to you. Maybe you should go to the mountains but considering how much you can’t stop being a bitch I doubt that will help you.

[naff]

You've been plumbing for 8 years and you're still an apprentice?

[Assimilate]

I’ve done plumbing for about 8 years. I don’t want to be a plumber.

But Assi is funny you say that. Considering you’ve been doing the bitching about how women are so annoying to you.

But women are annoying 

I just wish i was rich enough to bounce from one hot broad to the next until the end of my days. But i'm not here saying how unfair life is and how worthless i am. This is what you are doing and it's pointless trying to help you.

Online dating is clearly not your thing, so get away from it.

You've been plumbing for 8 years and you're still an apprentice?

 

[Rahxephon91]

You've been plumbing for 8 years and you're still an apprentice?

Yes?

This is a “family” job. I got my card about 3 years ago just in case. I haven’t taken the tests and whatnot because again this isn’t what I want to do....

I’m almost done with my degree. That may lead me to something I actually want to do.

It’s almost like no one reads what I’m saying.

[Rahxephon91]

I’ve done plumbing for about 8 years. I don’t want to be a plumber.

But Assi is funny you say that. Considering you’ve been doing the bitching about how women are so annoying to you.

But women are annoying 

I just wish i was rich enough to bounce from one hot broad to the next until the end of my days. But i'm not here saying how unfair life is and how worthless i am. This is what you are doing and it's pointless trying to help you.

Online dating is clearly not your thing, so get away from it.

I mean what you’re here for is to try and be an obnoxious internet tough guy to fed your ego. It’s funny that you think you taking the time out to tell us how macho or whatever you are was you trying to be helpful.

For someone who isn’t bitching, you sure make a lot of bitching posts about women only likening  this, doing this, wanting this, ect ect. How you have to be like this,  just do this, and so on.

I didn’t say life was unfair or that I was worthless....So I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[naff]

Nah, for some reason I'm reading your posts. Congrats you've nearly finished your degree! I hope that works out. I'm just saying plumbing is a good means to an end, a solid option, something that will always be worthwhile and secure. You don't need to be the best at it. You've got good options, and by the sounds of it a decent support network. You'll be fine, gl w everything.

[Rahxephon91]

There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

also.

no. fucking. shit. by liking everyone you're not just scraping the barrel, you're just taking everything you can. of course the cream will be outnumbered. if you're going to be so goddamn liberal at least throw a little D their way. what's the worst that could happen?

Well I thought I would get some “cream” along with the bad. I wasn’t aware of the algorithm. But I mean even on Bumble, Hinje, Coffee Meets Baggle or whatever I get nothing. So it would probably be the same on tinder

But I mean I knew this. I don’t like online dating. I’m not good looking an I know these are the kinds of girls I can get.

But then you have people on here go no you’re wrong. You’re decent looking, a 7, you don’t have to settle, ect ect.

I say not in my experince. I’m told I’m wrong.

Here is my experince.

Then you have bastards like Atra say “you would match with the kinds of girls I do” “you’re in the same league I am”. Or my favortie part we said it’s just my attitude and if he took my pictures he’d get get good matches.

Well I mean I think I proved that wrong.

[Assimilate]

And lol @Assimilate; I wouldn't even get into a relationship with a woman I thought was annoying let alone stay in one, or live with a woman.  The fact you think all women are annoying is just a reflection of either who you attract or how annoyed women tend to get with you.

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Weren't you divorced once already? 

Mods please we need a fucking white knight emoji. Make this happen.

[Rahxephon91]

It all will be easier Rahx once you graduate and start a career.  (yes I know this comment will annoy you, no I don't care, yes it is serious)  Granted the fact you aren't having luck before you start a career sucks and means it won't necessarily be super easy, but it should get easier.  You'll have an avenue for meeting women, more money to give you shit to do and

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I agree with you and already think dating in my 20s is a wash. That sucks and it’s annoying that I’m going to go into my 30s so inexperienced, but I’ve been a late bloomer for everything else so...whatever I guess.

[Assimilate]

I mean what you’re here for is to try and be an obnoxious internet tough guy to fed your ego. It’s funny that you think you taking the time out to tell us how macho or whatever you are was you trying to be helpful.

Where do i ever try to be internet tough guy? Where is my machismo?? 

[Atramental]

First response back:


It's that 28 y/o girl who says she likes Larry David and George Costanza.

edit: I got her lol-ing already so I feel pretty good about my prospects with this one. 


Another response from that thicc bih, Carrie.


Long carepost of a text. She probably hella thirsty. 

[naff]

There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

also.

no. fucking. shit. by liking everyone you're not just scraping the barrel, you're just taking everything you can. of course the cream will be outnumbered. if you're going to be so goddamn liberal at least throw a little D their way. what's the worst that could happen?

Well I thought I would get some “cream” along with the bad. I wasn’t aware of the algorithm. But I mean even on Bumble, Hinje, Coffee Meets Baggle or whatever I get nothing. So it would probably be the same on tinder

But I mean I knew this. I don’t like online dating. I’m not good looking an I know these are the kinds of girls I can get.

  I have no idea how the algorithm affects things. How many hot single women do you think are on these apps? What happened to Lulu, Medina and Tera?

First response back:
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It's that 28 y/o girl who says she likes Larry David and George Costanza.

edit: I got her lol-ing already so I feel pretty good about my prospects with this one. 


Another response from that thicc bih, Carrie.
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Long carepost of a text. She probably hella thirsty. 

cute.

[naff]

Carrie's the "Jingle my Bells" one?

[Atramental]

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[I'm a Puppy!]

We should rename this thread to the attempted hook up/Assi's internet tough guy parade thread. Not really a lot about relationships in here.

[Atramental]

“FUCK THREAD: helping fuckbois get their fuck on since 2018” 

[BlueTsunami]

What I don't understand about Rahx is he feels he's unattractive and yet he's trying to find a honey that punches above his level? I mean, that is the eternal dream but reality can be sobering. Maybe like an RPGs progression you need to go through the fupas before you get to the thigh gaps.

[Rahxephon91]

There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

also.

no. fucking. shit. by liking everyone you're not just scraping the barrel, you're just taking everything you can. of course the cream will be outnumbered. if you're going to be so goddamn liberal at least throw a little D their way. what's the worst that could happen?

Well I thought I would get some “cream” along with the bad. I wasn’t aware of the algorithm. But I mean even on Bumble, Hinje, Coffee Meets Baggle or whatever I get nothing. So it would probably be the same on tinder

But I mean I knew this. I don’t like online dating. I’m not good looking an I know these are the kinds of girls I can get.

  I have no idea how the algorithm affects things. How many hot single women do you think are on these apps? What happened to Lulu, Medina and Tera?

First response back:
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It's that 28 y/o girl who says she likes Larry David and George Costanza.

edit: I got her lol-ing already so I feel pretty good about my prospects with this one. 


Another response from that thicc bih, Carrie.
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Long carepost of a text. She probably hella thirsty. 

cute.

How many hot girls are on tinder? Well Atra seems to get a lot. Most of the girls I see on tinder are pretty attractive. As I get older there are more 8s in the world. So to answer you’re question there seems to be plenty.

[Rahxephon91]

What I don't understand about Rahx is he feels he's unattractive and yet he's trying to find a honey that punches above his level? I mean, that is the eternal dream but reality can be sobering. Maybe like an RPGs progression you need to go through the fupas before you get to the thigh gaps.

So you’re saying those girls I’ve matched with are my level?

I don’t feel I’m unattractive. I think I’m decent. I’ve been told I’m decent even on here. I think I’m a 6 or 7 and that’s what I’m looking for.

But tinder reality doesn’t corroborate that.

Unless of course I’m wrong. I mean that’s what I’m trying to figure out.

[BlueTsunami]

What I don't understand about Rahx is he feels he's unattractive and yet he's trying to find a honey that punches above his level? I mean, that is the eternal dream but reality can be sobering. Maybe like an RPGs progression you need to go through the fupas before you get to the thigh gaps.

So you’re saying those girls I’ve matched with are my level?

I'm saying how can you even begin to successfully pull someone you're attracted to when you're not even confident or comfortable with yourself. Like can attract like in this regard. Do what you need to do to gain that confidence before you hitch that baggage on some girl, because let me tell you, that initial spark can only go on for so long until you both see the real bones of the metaphorical house y'all invested in.

[BlueTsunami]

Basically stop looking and figure out how you could become more desirable. These apps become a self loathing feedback loop after a while.

[CatsCatsCats]

Naw but they are your level and below. That’s the thing you pulled a dredge and that’s what you get. The cuter ones (which you’ve had some pretty cute ones in there) might be like your mid range if you really want to prescribe to those kind of metrics.

[brawndolicious]

What I don't understand about Rahx is he feels he's unattractive and yet he's trying to find a honey that punches above his level? I mean, that is the eternal dream but reality can be sobering. Maybe like an RPGs progression you need to go through the fupas before you get to the thigh gaps.

So you’re saying those girls I’ve matched with are my level?

I don’t feel I’m unattractive. I think I’m decent. I’ve been told I’m decent even on here. I think I’m a 6 or 7 and that’s what I’m looking for.

But tinder reality doesn’t corroborate that.

Unless of course I’m wrong. I mean that’s what I’m trying to figure out.

You're not a particular score. I would think some women see you (specifically) as a 3 and others would rate your looks as a 7. That depends on the girl.

If you focused on developing yourself for some reason not dependent on other peoples validation, you could move the bell curve to the right and end up in the 3-8 range and be confident enough to be charming when somebody who you find attractive talks to you. I feel the problem is you're not the type of person who asks yourself what you want to be in life. It really just feels like you want to follow the motions until you end up satisfied.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Look man, when I picked up the guitar I wanted to play Bach right away. I tried and failed horribly for about a year. It wasn't until my teacher told me "You haven't earned it yet." That I sorta understood. You don't get to call these women uggos. Sure they might not be the most attractive to you, but dude, you haven't earned it yet.

[Cerveza mas fina]

 All my relationships ended because i couldn't stand the girls much longer after a certain point.

Maybe you are a sociopath?

[Cerveza mas fina]

How can you even call that dating?

How can you say you are not alone if you are "together" with someone you can't stand?

Sounds very lonely to me.

[team filler]

how can you say you love her if you won't even let her shit on your chest?

[I'm a Puppy!]

how can you say you love her if you won't even let her shit on your chest?

[Rahxephon91]

Look man, when I picked up the guitar I wanted to play Bach right away. I tried and failed horribly for about a year. It wasn't until my teacher told me "You haven't earned it yet." That I sorta understood. You don't get to call these women uggos. Sure they might not be the most attractive to you, but dude, you haven't earned it yet.

This is kind of a shitty analogy.

Because I guess if I dated enough women I could then call these women uggos just fine by this logic.

When I think your point should have been “hey these are people too”.

Either way I just wanted to confirm where I am. Kind of hard to have confidence when you’re on the lower end of attraction. You can harp on personality all you want, but it’s hardly the thing people notice first especially with things like tinder.  And it was kind of bullshit to suggest otherwise.

And another thing that annoys me about the bores advice is it always sounds like you have to be this super great dude when I see plenty of normal dudes with attractive women.

[Cerveza mas fina]

One day you will wake up old and think lol I was fucking stupid, all those women were damn nice I should have enjoyed myself and now Im old and its too late.

[Raist]

Where the fuck is the MMarsu trainwreck update.

[team filler]

we caught up to the manga and now have to deal with filler episodes 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Where the fuck is the MMarsu trainwreck update.

Scrolled back a few pages, not disappointed

[Valkyrie]

Fuck, she's Christian. Nevermind. 

Never underestimate good Christian girls.

[tiesto]

Look man, when I picked up the guitar I wanted to play Bach right away. I tried and failed horribly for about a year. It wasn't until my teacher told me "You haven't earned it yet." That I sorta understood. You don't get to call these women uggos. Sure they might not be the most attractive to you, but dude, you haven't earned it yet.

This is kind of a shitty analogy.

Because I guess if I dated enough women I could then call these women uggos just fine by this logic.

When I think your point should have been “hey these are people too”.

Either way I just wanted to confirm where I am. Kind of hard to have confidence when you’re on the lower end of attraction. You can harp on personality all you want, but it’s hardly the thing people notice first especially with things like tinder.  And it was kind of bullshit to suggest otherwise.

And another thing that annoys me about the bores advice is it always sounds like you have to be this super great dude when I see plenty of normal dudes with attractive women.

Then maybe don't try Tinder, try something that lets you put your personality forward and isn't entirely based on looks. I don't have much confidence in my appearance, but I feel I've batted above my league because I'll read their profiles and send them a grammatically-sound message tailored to them.

[team filler]