RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Atramental]

in the hundred of dates i've been on, not once had a woman looked like her selfie. more often than not, they look more like the strategically placed photo that is more often than not the second to last in their profile so they don't feel like they've mislead anybody. so atra, post those photos too, for science and such

Of who? Julia or Emily? 

[TEEEPO]

it's for science. you treat every sample the same

[Atramental]

Julia:





Emily:




Keonna:









Hazzy

[TEEEPO]

science 

[TEEEPO]

snapchat filters though

[Atramental]

You can't avoid it now-a-days. 

[Atramental]

Got that crazy eyed designer girl talking up a storm  :

[team filler]

pls put your tongue in keonna's asshole

[Atramental]

pls put your tongue in keonna's asshole

Easier said than done.

[team filler]

pls put your tongue in keonna's asshole

Easier said than done.

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

General rule: If Val likes it, it must be correct.

[Atramental]

Beginning to line up a date with Amanda, the graphic designer.

She seems much less c*nty than the last graphic designer I dated. 

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And I would know. I am a big c*nt when it comes to design.

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[Atramental]

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[BlueTsunami]

Goddamn, Hazzy is ma jam 🎸

[Atramental]

Goddamn, Hazzy is ma jam 🎸

I think I fucked that one up tho.

I asked what her necklace was. She told me. I said cool and then I asked her if she wanted to smoke some bud together (I offered to buy if she could provide it). 

Nothing yet but I came on too strong too soon. But I was feeling something there. Not sure what. 

edit: Also, her profile was blank and that doesn't really give me much to work with.

edit2: Also, if we went into a discussion about "healing crystals" or some shit I would lose interest so fast.

edit3. ALSO, her name is fucking Hazzy. What the fuck was she expecting? 

[Atramental]

Smoking can lead to a dicking. 

[nudemacusers]

keonna

[BlueTsunami]

I'm imagining making out with Hazzy while Mazzy Star croons in the background. She cradles my head and I cry into her faded Jeff Buckley body pillow

[Atramental]

Some dick

Okay real talk: are blank profiles more often than not looking for dick?

You have more experience than me so I want an expert’s take.

[MMaRsu]

attra ask one of them.if theyve ever been choked

 

[Atramental]

Been there, done that.

The girl even said in her bio she liked to get choked. 

[Assimilate]

it's for science. you treat every sample the same

How true this is

Julia:

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Emily:

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Keonna:

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Hazzy
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Both Julia and Keonna by the third pic it's like WTF considering how much better they are in the first one. And you know in person it's going to be another two or three pegs below those last photos.

Need to see other than selfies before i can say anything, shit is filled with ambushes.

It's such a fucking ambush. One time I thought I hit the jackpot the girl was gorgeous in her pics. I mean, GORGEOUS.

In person? She was so big boned and so like, just big in general but not fat, just a bigger human it was hilarious. lolllll I was a nice guy though and we had drinks and then I said I had to be up early....

[Huff]

A nice guy would have given her the dick so wanted

[Assimilate]

A nice guy would have given her the dick so wanted

 

[Atramental]

I mean, my dick isn’t going anywhere. It’s still an option on the table so to speak. 

But if you don’t say the right combination of words at the right time you might as well be pure nothingness.

[I'm a Puppy!]

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

Perhaps, but at least we don't go running to burka because anime tiddies

[I'm a Puppy!]

Go ahead , click report if I hurt your feewings. You should be good at it by now

[tiesto]

Blonde weeb gets my thumbs up, much to the surprise of no one on the bore. Go for it Atra...

[Beezy]

Keonna

But does she have any pics where she shows her teeth? That's always a potential red flag to me on these apps.

[Huff]

Go ahead , click report if I hurt your feewings. You should be good at it by now

no it's cool i reported him for being a bitch

[bork]

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

Perhaps, but at least we don't go running to burka because anime tiddies

[Nabbis]

I don't mind if people post real titties in this thread though. 

[Kara]

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

Perhaps, but at least we don't go running to burka because anime tiddies

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Can we keep the baying shite posts in the shite thread please.

[CatsCatsCats]

Butterflypigeonz.jpg guy “bork” butterfly “the bore” “is this in need of serious moderation?”

[Atramental]

Some dick

Okay real talk: are blank profiles more often than not looking for dick?

You have more experience than me so I want an expert’s take.

I wouldn't call myself an expert but usually yes if you're not an idiot about it. Tinder is for all intents and purposes a "hook up" app. I know tiesto earlier was talking about how weird it is that people are ashamed to say they met online, and while that's true, Tinder has the added "shame" of being known for a quick fuck. Unless specified otherwise like those looking for relationships as their lives are too busy outside of swiping on an app or the complete idiots only looking for friends on a damn dating app the intention is to bone. Most girls are not stupid, they know why people are on there and they wouldn't be if they weren't looking for the same thing.

So if a tinder girl with a blank profile says "she's just looking for friends" it's either you fucked up somewhere or she lost interest for whatever reason so it's best to move on right away.

Is a good go to opening line “Are you looking for something casual or serious?” ?

Or is that too clinical sounding?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Oh man. I'm surprised people still come to me for relationship advice.

"Puppy, why can't I find a man?"
"hah! You can find a man. There's literally thousands of men you could have within hours if you wanted."
"Ok, why can't I find a GOOD man."
"Oh that? First you have to become a good person."

[Atramental]

Some dick

Okay real talk: are blank profiles more often than not looking for dick?

You have more experience than me so I want an expert’s take.

I wouldn't call myself an expert but usually yes if you're not an idiot about it. Tinder is for all intents and purposes a "hook up" app. I know tiesto earlier was talking about how weird it is that people are ashamed to say they met online, and while that's true, Tinder has the added "shame" of being known for a quick fuck. Unless specified otherwise like those looking for relationships as their lives are too busy outside of swiping on an app or the complete idiots only looking for friends on a damn dating app the intention is to bone. Most girls are not stupid, they know why people are on there and they wouldn't be if they weren't looking for the same thing.

So if a tinder girl with a blank profile says "she's just looking for friends" it's either you fucked up somewhere or she lost interest for whatever reason so it's best to move on right away.

Is a good go to opening line “Are you looking for something casual or serious?” ?

Or is that too clinical sounding?

Huh, it worked. Kinda.

Yadhit only has 1 photo and no bio so my trust is very low for a profile like that.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Reply "Me too" then send her a pic of the Bloodborne cover and say "Serious enough for you?"

Pls post results.

Also, I didn't know sex toy dolls had tinder accounts now.

[Atramental]

You can't send photos through tinder anymore. For obvious reasons. 

[Assimilate]

Most girls are not going to say 'casual' or 'nothing serious' because they'll think that will send the message "I just wanna fuck"

and unless the girl is gutter trash she won't tell you that even if that is what she wants.

[Atramental]

Or if I were super scummy I would be like "Good, I like serious fucking."

[Atramental]

 

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[I'm a Puppy!]

You can't send photos through tinder anymore. For obvious reasons. 

Send her a link

[Atramental]

[redacted] gave me the green light. I got a date Thursday night. 

Then I’ll pencil in Amanda for Friday or Saturday.

And Julia is my wild card. She could bolt like a deer once I mention meeting up.

[naff]

u hit up Keonna tho?

[Atramental]

u hit up Keonna tho?

Yes but someone as hot as her is getting bombarded by messages.

[MMaRsu]

[BlueTsunami]

Is that from last night? Oh my god lmao

[MMaRsu]

a classic ep for sure

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[Atramental]

Probably not going to message her.


I'll message her again to see how far I can get.


I dunno about this one. 

[nachobro]

she looks interesting to me, go for it my dude

wait..."my name is alistair" wat

does she got a d? if so 150% go for it

[nachobro]

more pics of shelby!

[Atramental]

Wooo. This bich got cake. 👏

Jess probably using an app to appear in many places and advertise her Instagram.

Basically.

[Atramental]

more pics of shelby!

Nothing too interesting. Just selfies and one photo of her wearing a black winter attire.





She looks kinda mean, tbh.

[nachobro]

she sure does

[Atramental]

Spelled man wrong.

/Marrec

Ahkctually non-binary could mean that they aren't a man or a woman, shitlord! 

[Atramental]

Wow, Zeinab just messaged me back today. I guess one of her dates flaked or something. 

[team filler]

chad had better things to do, so now it's your turn 

[Atramental]

Getting Chad’s sloppy seconds.