RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Beezy]

What's going on with Brooke

[Atramental]

I'll get to her eventually.

[Assimilate]

No offense Assi, but every piece of advice you’ve given Atra has been wrong.

You said his pictures were bad. You said his profile was bad. You said his approach was bad.

He’s matched with and went on dates with attractive women by doing things you said were wrong.

I don’t think being an asshole is going to work.

Really?

Has anything at all changed? He's on the same cycle as before.

His dick has not sunk into a single vagina yet.

[Atramental]

I'm beginning to think some of you were right. I did get extremely lucky that one time. 

[toku]

I don't know why you're talking like this, you aren't single.

[Atramental]

I don't know why you're talking like this, you aren't single.

What do you mean, my dude? 

[toku]

I don't know why you're talking like this, you aren't single.

What do you mean, my dude? 

[Atramental]

Just did a quick 10 minute meditation session (having not meditated for months) and I feel immensely better about things.

I really need to get back into that habit again because I felt much more in control of my feelings during that short span of time when I was meditating 10 minutes every morning and evening.

[chronovore]

The story will need to wait. I’m seeing Melizza again tonight downtown.   

Does she actually look like Poison Ivy in person?

[chronovore]

ask her if she's into being strangled

[CatsCatsCats]

Oh, hey Dufus, the year is coming to a close soon, how you doin?

[Atramental]

You try chatting and scheduling dates with 3 to 4 different women at varying distances (some are 40 miles away) all at once and tell me how “easy” that is, Dufus. I only have so much social bandwidth to spare.

[Atramental]

The story will need to wait. I’m seeing Melizza again tonight downtown.   

Does she actually look like Poison Ivy in person?

A cute and slightly chubby version of Poison Ivy.

[Atramental]

@Dufus: Have you attempted to set up any dates this year? Or at least conversed with a woman you’re not related to or co-working with?

[Transhuman]

Yeah Dufus as soon as you get out of prison in three months, you need to stop picking up the prisonyard dumbells, and start picking up some ladies.

[MMaRsu]

Yeah Dufus as soon as you get out of prison

[Atramental]

The prison being his social ineptitude.

[toku]

<3

[Kara]

bless up, Dufus

[Assimilate]

Yo some of you need to take a flight to Costa Rica or something and hang out with some hot prostitutes, do something man. Fuck.

Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

I don't understand what the fuck is so difficult?

[Rahxephon91]

Another illuminating posts from Assi.

[Assimilate]

Another illuminating posts from Assi.

What are you talking about? I don't see anything

Look everyone Brows signaling how cool he is because he can block posters he does not like

Must be a hit with the ladies this guy and his bold moves.

[team filler]

Yo some of you need to take a flight to Costa Rica or something and hang out with some hot prostitutes, do something man. Fuck.

Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

I don't understand what the fuck is so difficult?

[Kara]

Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

Nothing unusual there, smoking is scientifically proven to make you look older and cooler.

[Assimilate]

Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

Nothing unusual there, smoking is scientifically proven to make you look older and cooler.

Friday night there was a gorgeous young girl that rolled her own fucking cig right there at the pub. I was like WTF. I didn't understand any of it, she was a bombshell and I could barely talk to her without getting tongue tied.

[TVC15]

Ban assi

[Assimilate]

Lol at being tongue tied, stay simpin Assi.

yo she was so fucking hot. I was smitten, lost my composure.

[brawndolicious]

How would you define intercourse?

[toku]

pee is stored in the balls

[Kara]

Friday night there was a gorgeous young girl that rolled her own fucking cig right there at the pub. I was like WTF. I didn't understand any of it, she was a bombshell and I could barely talk to her without getting tongue tied.

No shame, breh, rollers are somewhere between lancero smokers and Nat Sherman Fantasia smokers on the cool tier list.

[VomKriege]

Is cig rolling that exotic ?

[HardcoreRetro]

They are called fâgs for a reason.

Smokin!

[VomKriege]

I mean it's fairly common to me. I guess it probably has to do with tobacco products average prize wherever you live.

[Assimilate]

Is cig rolling that exotic ?

I haven't seen a young hot ass female roll a cig

I think ever . She prob thought I was so uncool when I said "wow did you just roll your own cig?"

[Nabbis]

Smokers.

[Assimilate]

Smokers.

yeah smokers are gross but I'd have sucked her dirty ass tongue all night if I could

[Atramental]

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab. 

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship. 

[Assimilate]

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab. 

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship. 

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Talking about a relationship already?

[Atramental]

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab. 

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship. 

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.

Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection. 

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.

[MMaRsu]

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab. 

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship. 

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.

Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection. 

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.

Well then you werent her fucking soulmate were you then 

[brawndolicious]

pee is stored in the balls

You ruined my "so you're saying you fucked your mom" joke.   :'(

[Kara]

Is cig rolling that exotic ?

No, it means you're trying to dodge tobacco taxes.

Nat Sherman Fantasias are out of production (thanks Philip Morris :'() and while smoking a bright pink cigarette used to be an OK ice breaker no one but 8 year old girls thinks smoking bright pink cigarettes is cool.

Lanceros are top shelf but they have an air of affected sophistication / maturity that the smoker is often undeserving of (akin to being a scotch drinker below the age of 50).

[BisMarckie]

I quit smoking cigs so that I can live enough to start smoking a pipe ievery night in my 70's. Haven't decided yet whether I will drink Scotch or Cognac though.

[TVC15]

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab. 

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship. 

Zeinab? Is she an alien or something?

[Assimilate]

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab. 

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship. 

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.

Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection. 

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.

Stop being a female.

[Kara]

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab. 

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship. 

Zeinab? Is she an alien or something?

She is her father's beauty, that's for sure.

[Atramental]

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab. 

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship. 

Zeinab? Is she an alien or something?

Nah, just Lebanese.

[I'm a Puppy!]

So, she's not into men then.

[Atramental]

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab. 

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship. 

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.

Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection. 

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.

Stop being a female.

This was almost 2 years ago when I didn’t have my anxiety in check and I just immediately assumed the worst possible scenarios.

[Rahxephon91]

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab. 

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship. 

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.

This is a fear of mine to be honest.

[Kara]

TBH dating a Salafist is probably the best thing for Atra.

-can't smoke weed on the first date and be Atra
-has an existing familiarity with people who are VERY passionate about their imaginary friend
-probably compliant with Sunni and Shi'a fiqh on personal grooming (don't quote me on this)
-Islamic State's branding is terrible and they're definitely due for a refresh; my Alif Baa workbook has better script in it than that whack banner of theirs has on it
-inveterate 4chan consumption has rendered him unable to identify #problematic content or exercise any self-control with regard to sharing it

  في امان الله

[Valkyrie]

Just wanted to say that this approach



worked pretty well. We in, bois.

[TakingBackSunday]

No, HE in

[MMaRsu]

So, she's not into men then.

I know at least one woman who is also Lebanese and is also called Zeineba ( lol no joke )

She was the hot sister of my best friend in high school

Lebanese women are also hot overall

https://www.google.nl/search?q=lebanese+women&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQ_uHBp-jdAhWRJVAKHU3eCdIQ_AUIDigB&biw=1745&bih=887

Yaya

[I'm a Puppy!]

Just wanted to say that this approach

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worked pretty well. We in, bois.

Who would've thought?

[Brehvolution]

Don't be shy. Fill us in.

[team filler]

Just wanted to say that this approach

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worked pretty well. We in, bois.

how big was the D?

[Assimilate]

Just wanted to say that this approach

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worked pretty well. We in, bois.

how big was the D?

I'd assume not very big considering she likes them small 

[team filler]