Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1813469 times)

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:46:56 PM
OH FUUUUUCK!

https://imgur.com/a/xC1E1CE
You BETTER be out there balls deep into her already.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7509 on:** September 27, 2018, 08:09:40 PM »

Just do oral if you both feel like sexy time. Not carrying condoms on a first date shows that chivalry isn't dead.

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and gives you both something to look forward to.

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team filler · « **Reply #7510 on:** September 27, 2018, 08:10:20 PM »

deep dick her bareback, don't listen to this coward

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7511 on:** September 27, 2018, 09:31:46 PM »

Welp, Atra had a good run. How much you think his liver is going for?

Assimilate · « **Reply #7512 on:** September 27, 2018, 10:27:48 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:48:54 PM

I don’t have any condoms on me. Fuck.

Condoms in 2018 as a white cis male

toku · « **Reply #7513 on:** September 27, 2018, 10:47:23 PM »

bukowski quote about taking changes goes here

Atramental · « **Reply #7514 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:05:37 PM »

Wow. What a night.

I’m going to sleep but I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Assimilate · « **Reply #7515 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:05:37 PM

Wow. What a night.

I’m going to sleep but I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Cut the bullshit. Tell us if you whipped it out or not

Atramental · « **Reply #7516 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:11:33 PM »

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Assimilate · « **Reply #7517 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:12:03 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:11:33 PM

No. Her gay best friend/roommate was chaperoning us.

Atramental · « **Reply #7518 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:13:14 PM »

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toku · « **Reply #7519 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:15:33 PM »

I'm glad you had a good time Atra, rest well. Enjoy your day tomorrow.

Kara · « **Reply #7520 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:33:08 PM »

Leper Atra.

Atramental · « **Reply #7521 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:55:05 PM »

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tiesto · « **Reply #7522 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:57:41 PM »

Next try getting your face between Brooke's thunder thighs

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7523 on:** September 28, 2018, 12:08:09 AM »

Atra, I endorse your chivalry.

Atramental · « **Reply #7524 on:** September 28, 2018, 12:21:48 AM »

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Assimilate · « **Reply #7525 on:** September 28, 2018, 01:02:27 AM »

For some reason I'm getting a feeling she could be the one

if you don't act like a total bitchboy.

toku · « **Reply #7526 on:** September 28, 2018, 01:26:28 AM »

He's good man ease up. He had a good night, he's feeling accomplished and sure. Let him carry that into sleep. Bless up.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7527 on:** September 28, 2018, 01:33:26 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 12:21:48 AM

I blame my religious upbringing for my chivalrous nature

Narrator: It wasn't

Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 12:21:48 AM

but it sometimes works out.

Narrator: It didn't

Valkyrie · « **Reply #7528 on:** September 28, 2018, 02:11:49 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:55:05 PM

(yes her eyebrows are drawn on. I don't care. )

To be fair, some girls don’t grow much eyebrow hair, and resort to drawing them on. But often it just doesn’t look convincing or good at all.

My bff does mciroblading (temp realistic stroke tattoo), it looks nice but $$$$.

Raist · « **Reply #7529 on:** September 28, 2018, 02:46:23 AM »

Noserings

Atramental · « **Reply #7530 on:** September 28, 2018, 02:53:48 AM »

Atramental · « **Reply #7531 on:** September 28, 2018, 02:57:31 AM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on September 28, 2018, 02:55:27 AM

Did you fucking meet it

Nah, it was outside but I’m one of those weirdos that think possums are cute.

VomKriege · « **Reply #7532 on:** September 28, 2018, 03:04:02 AM »

Posting Tinder profiles caps on a public forum is the textbook definition of chivalry.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #7533 on:** September 28, 2018, 03:52:55 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:11:33 PM

No. Her gay best friend/roommate was chaperoning us.

shoulda fucked 'em both

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7534 on:** September 28, 2018, 06:31:01 AM »

Quote from: Raist on September 28, 2018, 02:46:23 AM

Noserings

team filler · « **Reply #7535 on:** September 28, 2018, 06:32:47 AM »

Rufus · « **Reply #7536 on:** September 28, 2018, 07:47:36 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 02:57:31 AM

Quote from: Shostakovich on September 28, 2018, 02:55:27 AM
Did you fucking meet it
Nah, it was outside but I’m one of those weirdos that think possums are cute.

That's because they are.

Transhuman · « **Reply #7537 on:** September 28, 2018, 08:00:58 AM »

Quote from: Raist on September 28, 2018, 02:46:23 AM

Noserings

I asked a girl if having a nosering ever got annoying because of boogers getting caught on it and she was like "gross I don't get boogers".

Sure girl, sure

Assimilate · « **Reply #7538 on:** September 28, 2018, 10:18:12 AM »

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Quote from: Assimilate on September 27, 2018, 10:27:48 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:48:54 PM
I don’t have any condoms on me. Fuck.
Condoms in 2018 as a white cis male

I paid a heavy price for a sentiment much like this.

you got aids?

Raist · « **Reply #7539 on:** September 28, 2018, 12:00:54 PM »

BTW Atra, that wasn't her "gay friend", that was her BF. Next date, she'll play with her possum while he shoves his 10" dick down your throat.

Atramental · « **Reply #7540 on:** September 28, 2018, 12:33:44 PM »

His disposition towards me was definitely not one of attraction. Let me just put it that way.

If he was a straight girl he’d be that friend that cock blocks scummy men in order to protect her friend (and have her undivided attention).

edit: Also, he is hella gay.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #7541 on:** September 28, 2018, 12:49:29 PM »

Assimilate · « **Reply #7542 on:** September 28, 2018, 01:04:01 PM »

A possum girl with painted on eyebrows and a super gay queen roommate.......

Man, what dudes will put themselves through when hella thirsty

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Not judging you Atra. I've put myself in some really ridiculous situations to get ass from a girl

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MMaRsu · « **Reply #7543 on:** September 28, 2018, 02:53:56 PM »

Ey she looks pretty fucking sexy, that nosering is nice

Whats this about a possum?

Eyebrows drawn on.. a lot of women here in the netherlands seem to do that. Maybe its just the skanky ones I dunno]

Why would you EVEr do that lol? I mean Im not removing my pubic hairs to draw them back on ey?

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #7544 on:** September 28, 2018, 03:02:26 PM »

Having really apprant and lined up eyebrows is really popular with women right now.

demi · « **Reply #7545 on:** September 28, 2018, 04:40:04 PM »

so... wheres the story? did she shove her fat tits in your face?

Atramental · « **Reply #7546 on:** September 28, 2018, 04:41:38 PM »

Let me finish up some work and then I’ll type up the story.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #7547 on:** September 28, 2018, 04:41:41 PM »

I feel like we had this conversation before but for awhile thin eyebrows were the hotness and some girls plucked them to the point of no return, I do not blame these ladies for drawing on a more prominent brow, they’re merely victims of fashion

skullstorm · « **Reply #7548 on:** September 28, 2018, 05:05:28 PM »

Nah I think this girl is too young to have lived through the whole "pluck my eyebrows to death" trend. I think the last time that was a thing was late 90s to very early 00s. Unless she was the type of goth as a teen that shaved them off and then drew on some Tairrie B brows instead.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7549 on:** September 28, 2018, 05:15:17 PM »

Since I am also a thirsty, vicarious bum, I feel like I should give Atra feedback on this woman he non-sexually interacted with:

Some women get tired of plucking so they go the 2D route and also it gives them the option to do it like a chola one day and then draw hot dogs the next. It's accessorizing. Also white women sometimes don't like their light colored/thin lashes.

Septum piercings are cute. It does feel like you have a runny nose when you kiss them tho.

I don't know anything about possums. I do like raccoons but I'm weird.

When you buy condoms in person, you should buy the big box and lube too so it looks like you are a frequent flier.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #7550 on:** September 28, 2018, 05:32:29 PM »

Just online order for in store pick up for condoms. People do it all the time.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #7551 on:** September 28, 2018, 07:12:30 PM »

Just buy condoms at a drug store like a normal person you weirdos.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #7552 on:** September 28, 2018, 07:15:39 PM »

Or u-scan

BisMarckie · « **Reply #7553 on:** September 28, 2018, 07:17:47 PM »

Atra, if you have to bang the chaperone first, I say go for it. It's 2018 and you may learn a thing ot two about yourself.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7554 on:** September 28, 2018, 07:48:32 PM »

On Atras second chill session with Possum Girl hes gonna walk in on hundred of candles, Enigmas 'Sadness' playing uncomfortably loud, Possume Girl in a masquerade mask and the gay roomate in a fuzzy bathrobe that's hanging open, dick perched out over two baby smooth balls.

Atra: ...I B-brought the bud... *holds up baggy*

Gay Roomate: Do you wish to know pleasure? *dick twitches*

Atra: W-what?

Gay roommate: You heard me.

*hard cut to outside apartment door perspective. The door slowly shuts*

Atramental · « **Reply #7555 on:** September 28, 2018, 08:55:29 PM »

The story will need to wait. I’m seeing her again tonight downtown.

toku · « **Reply #7556 on:** September 28, 2018, 09:12:17 PM »

bless up

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7557 on:** September 28, 2018, 09:13:21 PM »

It's a good thing rahx was praying you'll go down in flames.

Because she's a red head.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #7558 on:** September 28, 2018, 09:18:55 PM »

Well based on my experince. Red Heads are trouble.

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My experince being X-men comics.

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7559 on:** September 28, 2018, 09:19:59 PM »

Well, you're not wrong

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married a redhead

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