RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Rahxephon91]

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[Rahxephon91]

Lol filler always likes the bad stuff.

[team filler]

You'll be okay, breh. 


maybe I've just learned to see the good in the bad 

[Rahxephon91]

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[Rahxephon91]

Stop liking shit filler

[team filler]

If you knew me and the history of this forum, you'd know that I don't.

[Rahxephon91]

 

[mormapope]

To clarify, your sin is getting in the way of good content. There’s stories to be told here about wizards losing their mana, about some professional hobbyists and their high class girls, about married dudes going on dates with girls half their age — but no one wants to share that stuff while you’re squat in the corner taking a dump. Troll up politics or threads where people care about other forums, they deserve it

Great post. This a thread about men stuff.

[Assimilate]

Great response.  Say what you want.  I had a period of time where I was dating and having sex very frequently, and I’m now incredibly happy settling down with the woman I love.  If that makes me a soyboy, so be it.  Keep being insecure and hateful towards woman - you’ll die alone because of your attitude.

The burn is going to be that much better when you find out she's getting deep dicked by some asshole that treats her like shit. And i'll be here to bask in all the glory 

[mormapope]

A man wanting another man to feel emotional pain from another man fucking his girlfriend sounds really, really gay tbh

Is that what Assimilate wants in his end, men to admire him and pound his attention whoring asshole? 

[CatsCatsCats]

Advice: when Assimilate shits up this thread, be like this

https://m.imgur.com/t/Reaction/w7iVoh5

[Assimilate]

Is that what Assimilate wants in his end, men to admire him and pound his attention whoring asshole? 

 

[Tasty]

Is that what Assimilate wants in his end, men to admire him and pound his attention whoring asshole? 

 

*raises hand* I volunteer.

[team filler]

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[Nabbis]

Judging by this page, i should lurk this thread more. It's great. 

[Atramental]

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I created a Chad Tinder profile. I’m getting 8s & 9s left and right. 

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[mormapope]

I went out with a cool trans woman last week, by going out I mean going to their place and getting my dick sucked, ate some ass, and dry humped. Ending up not working out but it was fun. Really wanted to date this person too.

[Atramental]

Don’t worry. I deleted it already.

I just wanted to see what it’s like to have beautiful straight woman throwing themselves at me.

[Rahxephon91]

You've matched with plenty of good looking women........

[CatsCatsCats]

With fake pics you mean?

[Atramental]

You've matched with plenty of good looking women........

Hardly any of them messaged me back.

But with my Chad profile they started talking ASAP. One of them even messaged my Chad profile first and said I was very pretty. 

Really activates the almonds, huh?

edit: Also, that girl who called me handsome a while back (on my real account) turned out to be a spam bot

With fake pics you mean?

Yes.

[Atramental]

If anything, this just motivates me to never use tinder and just go out to bars or whatever and attempt to meet women there. 

[Nabbis]

If anything, this just motivates me to never use tinder and just go out to bars or whatever and attempt to meet women there. 

What was the pic though, show it.

[Atramental]

Me? Bitter? Nah. I’ve accepted my place on the social pecking order. 

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[Assimilate]

Women are far more likely to give attention to more attractive men, details at 11.

There's actually a lot of guys that don't realize this. They've been fed bullshit forever about how women are into personality, or this or that. Sure, after the initial hello but bitches always respond to a guy they are attracted to and when you're dealing with Tinder where most of the girls aren't even 'women' yet and still in that teenage phase where they tend to go for your typical 'chad' they're even more about the typical look more than anything else.

Atra, you are much better off meeting girls at bars dude.

[Assimilate]

BITCHES.

Amirite?

 

riotous manipulated an underage girl and then brought her over after 18. Watch out folks, we have a real life woman's man here.

[CatsCatsCats]

What are you doin, man?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

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I created a Chad Tinder profile. I’m getting 8s & 9s left and right. 

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Post results plz

Edit: Didn't see where you said you deleted it.  Still, you should have posted the results.

[Assimilate]

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I created a Chad Tinder profile. I’m getting 8s & 9s left and right. 

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Post results plz

Edit: Didn't see where you said you deleted it.  Still, you should have posted the results.

Yeah, Atra at least show us what you got

[hampster]

Atra looks good. What makes a Chad Its the hair isn't it :'(

[Assimilate]

Atra looks good. What makes a Chad Its the hair isn't it :'(

the hair is big, like i've said.

[team filler]

grow your hair out and wear a hair piece, atra

[Atramental]

After being bald for about 8 or so years of my life I have accepted my fate.

Also, I don’t really want to keep up with the facade of having hair. It’s not really in my budget.

Plus, if I ended up getting with someone that I really clicked with they would eventually find out.

[team filler]

by then they're in love with you and it's too late 

[brawndolicious]

How much for hair implants? Like $5k?

And show the Chad pics dude.

[Atramental]

Oh sure. Pay $5k for hair transplants and end up homeless in a month. 

[Assimilate]

After being bald for about 8 or so years of my life I have accepted my fate.

Also, I don’t really want to keep up with the facade of having hair. It’s not really in my budget.

Plus, if I ended up getting with someone that I really clicked with they would eventually find out.

Then it's time for the needle in the butt.

Get ripped. Rock a huge beard and shaved head. There. Done. Better than a stupid Chad.

[Assimilate]

 



help me brehs. please help me. filllerrrrrrr


i used to think it was about face but it's not. it never was. it's about that booty, about the body.

EDIT: and not you TakingBackSundy, you #softcucksoyboy

[TakingBackSunday]

   what did I say

[BlueTsunami]

Keep saying that when you're forced to look at her face in the pale moonlight

[ToxicAdam]

Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.

[Mupepe]

did you suck on her toes?

[BlueTsunami]

Playing with fire at work. This manager always times her breaks with mine, gets really handsy, talks to me a lot, and I ended up touching her feet yesterday? Lol

Feet being in play in the workplace means youre mentally already in the cooch. Goddamn.

[tiesto]

Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.

I've always wondered, what's generally the preference... butterface or fat girl with cute face?

[BlueTsunami]

Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.

I've always wondered, what's generally the preference... butterface or fat girl with cute face?

I think we can all agree though that fat girl with small titties is the female version of a pear shaped man

[Assimilate]

Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.

What? Shut up.

I've never had a problem getting the pretty face, but i love booty. Like, i love it. And i need a girl to hit the gym, and a lot of pretty faced girls don't think they need to hit the gym. That bothers me.

I always end up with the pretty face over the body though and a lot of times i end up regretting it. When you come home after the gym or have a few drinks in you, (at least me) i always end up wanting that nice body to fuck.

Sure, it's better to have a pretty face to walk around with, to present to your parents, but i dunno i'm torn.

[CatsCatsCats]

Playing with fire at work. This manager always times her breaks with mine, gets really handsy, talks to me a lot, and I ended up touching her feet yesterday? Lol

Feet being in play in the workplace means youre mentally already in the cooch. Goddamn.

honestly, I don't care if she's suffering from a bad case of fomo just because she married at 21 to someone way older than her and I'm the only person at work who is at some kind of mental and mature parity with her, I'm not interested in being a homewrecker

I think

 

Future u:

[BlueTsunami]

Nothing like that office supply closet nut

[Rahxephon91]

Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

[Assimilate]

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

I woudlnt' call it success. I might dump this bitch today. The shit she just pulled on me. WOW.

She has family in town and wanted to go to this piece of shit antique/historical site they have every year in this town. Ok, fine, but she knows and has known that i wanted to catch the germany/sweden game. I repeated it to her 5 fucking times but she assured me no no no we'll go for a lil you'll catch the game my friends are at a bar and we will go.

Ok, i trust her. We get there an hour before the game is supposed to start. I'm like "omg it's almost time" she makes me pay for the entrance anyways and we go in. It's completely crap but her aunt/cousin/cousins wife are in there and they're enjoying themselves.... it's kickoff time. She has absolutely no care in the world that i'm missing the game.

She starts to ask me why i am pouting, why i have a stink face on. Like WOW. Finally, i start to lose my fucking patience. She realizes it and says we can get an uber, i tell her don't worry i'll go without you, her cousin overhears and says "no it's ok we can go, it's fine"

I know it's not fine. I know we just got there and spent only an hour after paying a decent price to get in. I'm sure they weren't too pleased but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

So i miss the entire first half on a game i waited all week to see on my fucking beautiful sunny saturday. I'm on fire right now.

The worst part is how she'll try and make me feel guilty about it, like i'm a bad guy for it. Becasue you know, it's a "male" thing and it's just a "game" and i shouldn't get upset.

it's unbelievable.

[Nabbis]

Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

Confidence and frankness go a long way.

[mormapope]

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

I woudlnt' call it success. I might dump this bitch today. The shit she just pulled on me. WOW.

She has family in town and wanted to go to this piece of shit antique/historical site they have every year in this town. Ok, fine, but she knows and has known that i wanted to catch the germany/sweden game. I repeated it to her 5 fucking times but she assured me no no no we'll go for a lil you'll catch the game my friends are at a bar and we will go.

Ok, i trust her. We get there an hour before the game is supposed to start. I'm like "omg it's almost time" she makes me pay for the entrance anyways and we go in. It's completely crap but her aunt/cousin/cousins wife are in there and they're enjoying themselves.... it's kickoff time. She has absolutely no care in the world that i'm missing the game.

She starts to ask me why i am pouting, why i have a stink face on. Like WOW. Finally, i start to lose my fucking patience. She realizes it and says we can get an uber, i tell her don't worry i'll go without you, her cousin overhears and says "no it's ok we can go, it's fine"

I know it's not fine. I know we just got there and spent only an hour after paying a decent price to get in. I'm sure they weren't too pleased but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

So i miss the entire first half on a game i waited all week to see on my fucking beautiful sunny saturday. I'm on fire right now.

The worst part is how she'll try and make me feel guilty about it, like i'm a bad guy for it. Becasue you know, it's a "male" thing and it's just a "game" and i shouldn't get upset.

it's unbelievable.

      

[Huff]

Getting close to one year 

Although how does one even consider one year? 1st date? First tinder message? First anal?

[Transhuman]

The first time you made love

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in her ass

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[seagrams hotsauce]

lmao god bless this thread

[Transhuman]

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

I woudlnt' call it success. I might dump this bitch today. The shit she just pulled on me. WOW.

She has family in town and wanted to go to this piece of shit antique/historical site they have every year in this town. Ok, fine, but she knows and has known that i wanted to catch the germany/sweden game. I repeated it to her 5 fucking times but she assured me no no no we'll go for a lil you'll catch the game my friends are at a bar and we will go.

Ok, i trust her. We get there an hour before the game is supposed to start. I'm like "omg it's almost time" she makes me pay for the entrance anyways and we go in. It's completely crap but her aunt/cousin/cousins wife are in there and they're enjoying themselves.... it's kickoff time. She has absolutely no care in the world that i'm missing the game.

She starts to ask me why i am pouting, why i have a stink face on. Like WOW. Finally, i start to lose my fucking patience. She realizes it and says we can get an uber, i tell her don't worry i'll go without you, her cousin overhears and says "no it's ok we can go, it's fine"

I know it's not fine. I know we just got there and spent only an hour after paying a decent price to get in. I'm sure they weren't too pleased but at that point i didn't give a fuck.

So i miss the entire first half on a game i waited all week to see on my fucking beautiful sunny saturday. I'm on fire right now.

The worst part is how she'll try and make me feel guilty about it, like i'm a bad guy for it. Becasue you know, it's a "male" thing and it's just a "game" and i shouldn't get upset.

it's unbelievable.

[Assimilate]

Fuck,yes, so true.

AND she's fat?

No, far from fat. But she did stop going to the gym like she was and is rapidly losing muscle. I"m a gym rat, so this is really bothering me as well. 

[Rahxephon91]

Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

Confidence and frankness go a long way.

Don't have those. Guess I'm sol

[Nabbis]

Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

Confidence and frankness go a long way.

Don't have those. Guess I'm sol

Those can be cultivated as nearly any other personality trait. All else aside, even if you fake it at the start it will eventually integrate into normal behavior if you do it long enough.

[Assimilate]

Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

Confidence and frankness go a long way.

Don't have those. Guess I'm sol

Try by saying 'go fuck yourself' to random people on the street.