RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Assimilate]

If i had written what I'm a Puppy just wrote i'd be dog piled.

A basic rule of communication is that, if you want respect, you should give respect. Puppy respects others, even when delivering harsh truths.

Oh shove it up your ass.

You all are a bunch of pussies, that's the problem.

Now you fucks coming after Bill Burr as a redpiller for this? really? why? because he's pointing out how much you all are a bunch of fucking ducks 

No wonder people like Rahx have a hard time with women. Poor kid doesn't know what to fucking think on anything, even himself.

[mormapope]

Ive just thought about Assimilate being a woman and how hot it'd be if a woman was that angry at dudes. 

[Rahxephon91]

that dating apps are more demanding of physical qualities vs. seeing people in person

I guess, I don't know. All I know is I haven't liked online dating and I haven't been successful at it. I also think it influenced me to be more negative and shitty about women, which is the major reason I wanted to get off it. I mean on this forum itself I made very shitty comments and had a shitty attitude towards women and I am trying till this day to fix that.  But being on tinder and whatnot did not help as I never got the matches I wanted, would be ghosted, would'nt match with anyone ect. It just did'nt help me. Maybe because I don't know my "leagues" or what I can "get", maybe I had bad pictures, or whatever. I know I never thought it gave a good and accurate impression of myself.

If i had written what I'm a Puppy just wrote i'd be dog piled.

That's because you come off as an ass and someone with this big internet tough guy shit. That's why no one cares about what you have to say here.

But I mean I'll agree that I've been whining, so I don't really have much else to say about this dating stuff at the moment.

Tbh Rahx, the loneliness from being single isn't even close to the pain of failed relationships. Like, it sucks not finding a woman to click with, but dating itself and being "successful" with meeting up or sex, is desire that doesn't carry the same weight as pain and heartbreak

Failed relationships aren't ones that end overtime, people losing interest. They're ones where it's a shit tornado by the end. And you made the choice to throw some turd into that nado. You feel like a victim.

If you dated or banged a lady you weren't attracted to, you might've gone thru and fucked a few women by now. What that would've done for you, I don't know.

You are probably right. I hate to deep back into the incel stuff, but it"s probably still coming from the fact that I feel like I'm missing out on something. A life experince that I feel I should have probably had. Now compared to say last year I don't have the feelings that somethings wrong with me. I guess I have the bit more positive viewpoint that I'm just a late bloomer and it's perfectly fine. It still kind of sucks to feel like that though. But at least I'm not seeing my value in it. I see myself as a cool and valuable person regardless of any relationship status and I guess its taken my experiences over the last year or so to realize that. I have a great friend group in real life all because of the kind of person I am and that's a solid thing.

But I'm sure having sex and whatnot is fun.

So I'm not sure if I feel loneliness exactly. Maybe it is coming back to the simple idea that I feel like I'm missing something and would I guess like that romantic and sexual aspect of my life fulfilled.

I've never had a problem getting with Asian girls.

Aren't you a white guy?

[Atramental]

If it makes you feel any better rahx, I haven’t been able to date any cute Asian girls either as a white guy.

Then again, I’m pretty sure Jack lives in California and there are a lot of Asians in Cali.

[Rahxephon91]

But I'm sure having sex and whatnot is fun.

So.. you wonder why I thought you were a virgin?  I thought you said you'd fucked multiple black girls even (not even your type)?

So confused.

lol yes I understand.

What I mean is I haven’t had sex on any consistint basis. The last time I had it was probably 2 or 3 years ago. And only once was it with someone that I had any sort of relationship with so it was actually warm and fun. The other times were with girls I didn’t know and it was cold and awkward. I’ve had sex with one white girl who was a friend, a Vietnamese girl who was really hot, but the situations was really awkward. And two black girls that were ok.

I’m pretty fucked up and honestly a bit scared of the thing.

[Valkyrie]

Today I had my first experience of being approached by someone randomly, who recognized me from Tinder. It was a dude I had talked to for a bit, months ago before I deleted my account. He was even more handsome in real life.

My hair was a mess and I had no makeup on, yet he recognized me enough to come up to me and talk, regardless of all those billion camera filters I used on my Tinder pics. That’s the real victory here.

[Huff]

You set up a date?

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[tiesto]

Had my first date with my girlfriend one year ago 

[Huff]

Ha nice

We’re celebrating our first year on Monday

[I'm a Puppy!]

one year is a long time to go without a date

[Valkyrie]

You set up a date?

Nah, I'm a coward with a big C.

[skullstorm]

You set up a date?

Nah, I'm a coward with a big C.

Big Cock? 

[Rahxephon91]

After talking to Assimlate and his “let me rate you” stuff I decided to retry tinder. I got the usual type of matches, but matched with someone who seems cool. And now we’ve agreed to go out and “hang out” whatever that means. So that’s something I guess.

[Mupepe]

It means that she’s gonna feel you out, and if all goes well you’ll feel her up and put your tongue in her butt. It’s gonna be great.

[Raist]

Man I didn't know tiesto and Huff are a couple. How cute.

[Flannel Boy]

I've never had a problem getting with Asian girls.

Are the rabbits worth it?

[seagrams hotsauce]

i very much hope that Rahx hits it off with this chick, both because he deserves it, and because starting a relationship to spite a demented forum poster is an all-time great meet-cute

[Mupepe]

The wife and I celebrate 9 years married on September 9th.

[Assimilate]

i very much hope that Rahx hits it off with this chick, both because he deserves it, and because starting a relationship to spite a demented forum poster is an all-time great meet-cute

First, again you failed to use a capital letter and end your sentence with a period. This is not proper behavior for you Mr. Beaks aka nazi-grammar-patrolling-autisty-stalker-beaky-fuck. Second, why does he "deserve it" ? What did he do to deserve anything? All he has done is cry and reject help from everybody, including from me. Third, him finally being a goddamn man won't spite me in any way considering I've actually tried to help. 

Now be a good little beak and fix your writing next time.

 

[BisMarckie]

The wife and I celebrate 9 years married on September 9th.

My ex-wife and I celebrate the 5 year anniversary of our divorce tomorrow.

[team filler]

After talking to Assimlate and his “let me rate you” stuff I decided to retry tinder. I got the usual type of matches, but matched with someone who seems cool. And now we’ve agreed to go out and “hang out” whatever that means. So that’s something I guess.

assi the great motivator 

[Assimilate]

These people have no appreciation for what i do

[team filler]

next thing you know, stalker beaks will get a nose job and become a decent person 

[seagrams hotsauce]

i very much hope that Rahx hits it off with this chick, both because he deserves it, and because starting a relationship to spite a demented forum poster is an all-time great meet-cute

First, again you failed to use a capital letter and end your sentence with a period. This is not proper behavior for you Mr. Beaks aka nazi-grammar-patrolling-autisty-stalker-beaky-fuck. Second, why does he "deserve it" ? What did he do to deserve anything? All he has done is cry and reject help from everybody, including from me. Third, him finally being a goddamn man won't spite me in any way considering I've actually tried to help. 

Now be a good little beak and fix your writing next time.

 

2ez

[Assimilate]

next thing you know, stalker beaks will get a nose job and become a decent person 

 

[seagrams hotsauce]

filler and assi is the real sleeper success story of this thread

[BisMarckie]

BTW, the divorce post wasn't meant as some kind of joke in response

I am just damn happy to be out of this relationship 

[I'm a Puppy!]

BTW, the divorce post wasn't meant as some kind of joke in response

I am just damn happy to be out of this relationship 

Why is divorce so painful and expensive? Because it's worth it.

[mormapope]

Where do y'all stand on monogamy vs polygamy? Any positive experiences with polygamy?

[Mupepe]

Do you mean actual polygamy with more than one wife or just the varying degrees of an open relationship? 

[I'm a Puppy!]

I think you mean polyamory or open relationships?


If so, let me say that being the person most of my friends/random people come to for relationship advice my reaction when one of them brings up that they're considering it or are in one.

[mormapope]

Lmao I meant polyamory! For some reason I thought polygamy meant the same thing due to brain gas, I use them interchangeably when they are different.

Whenever I think about the pros of a poly relationship  (their emotional needs are being met, I don't need to provide anything that she already has, even if things go bad, she'll have someone), I also think of the cons.

The biggest con being the relationship will always involve more than two people. Everything you do has a ripple to their main partner or multiple partners. The complexity of what that relationship can be is another huge con.

[Mupepe]

Yeah. I couldn’t do polyamory for that reason. The complexity of the feelings of a third person? Nah no thanks. Sounds stressful. I also don’t get jealous over sexual things, but I would over emotional bonding.

[Raist]

Relationships are already a fucking minefield, you're considering involving more than 2 people?

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/lindiwe_dee/status/1035808206340206592

[skullstorm]

Everyone on the Bore is already a dick sucking expert, that advice is unnecessary 

[Valkyrie]

I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.

[Assimilate]

I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.

Now you're saying you prefer guys with small dicks?

Valk, you must be what every incel dreams of.

[Rahxephon91]

My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.

[team filler]

I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.

Now you're saying you prefer guys with small dicks?

Valk, you must be what every incel dreams of.

[team filler]

ghetto gaggers was one of my all time favorite porn series. you're still good, valk!

[mormapope]

I gag a lot with toothpaste and brushing, but sucked on a huge dildo pretty damn well. Impressing the lady mouth fucking you is pretty respectable. 

[Atramental]

My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.

[Assimilate]

My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.

If Rahx pounds before you.....


 

[Rahxephon91]

It’s not really a race...

[Atramental]

Hmm, how strange? Did I just hear some flatulence in the wind between these two posts?

[Assimilate]

It’s not really a race...

I'm rooting for you Rahx.

[Joe Molotov]

My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.

[MMaRsu]

Could use some advice..

I was messaging this girl on tinder for awhile and i had a date with her last monday.. so I thought we had a great time, I sure did.. we went to a local bar and sat outside, talked all night with some drinks. She liked a lot of stuff that I like, so I think we were hitting it off so I made a move and we made out for about 15mins lol. After the date I was walking her home and we made out for at least 30mins in front of her door. She seemed pretty into it.

So at one point I left, said ill txt u when I get home. Did so and told her I had a great time and should do something like this soon. She said she thought so as well.

Following day i txted her how was ur day and she told me bout her day, then asked about mine, I responded but havent gotten a msg back yet.. im probably good if I call her up tomorrow and ask her out to the movies or something this weekend yea?

[Rahxephon91]

Could use some advice..

I was messaging this girl on tinder for awhile and i had a date with her last monday.. so I thought we had a great time, I sure did.. we went to a local bar and sat outside, talked all night with some drinks. She liked a lot of stuff that I like, so I think we were hitting it off so I made a move and we made out for about 15mins lol. After the date I was walking her home and we made out for at least 30mins in front of her door. She seemed pretty into it.

So at one point I left, said ill txt u when I get home. Did so and told her I had a great time and should do something like this soon. She said she thought so as well.

Following day i txted her how was ur day and she told me bout her day, then asked about mine, I responded but havent gotten a msg back yet.. im probably good if I call her up tomorrow and ask her out to the movies or something this weekend yea?

This is pretty much where I'm at. I mean I did'nt make out with the girl(not sol bold), but I thought the date went extremely well. We vibed, there wasn't awkward silence, we where at the place from 10:30 to 1:30, body language was good, made plans for a 2nd date and so on. But texting has cooled and I'm not sure the 2nd date will happen. I get too hyped for these things and with this crumbling I'll be hesitant to try again for awhile.

[Rahxephon91]

Well never mind, I got the "don't see anything happening" text just now. Oh well. At least I wasn't ghosted.

[MMaRsu]

Damn that sucks bro

hopefully im still good.. might call her today I guess

[Rahxephon91]

It’s cool, just another to add in my long list of romantic disappointments.

Well I deleted my tinder again, I just haven’t had any luck or positive experiences with it. But then I have to wonder where do you even meet women. My friends aren’t swimming in girlfriends or female friends. The bar scene isn’t really my scene. Work is the worst. I don’t know.

But then I have to ask if I even want to meet women.

[MMaRsu]

I think I will just send her a whatsapp message asking if she wants to do something on saturday

[ToxicAdam]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9darnp/girls_what_something_men_see_done_in_porn_that/

Lots of funny shit in here. Especially the guys who treat the vaginal area like a bowling ball.

[Assimilate]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9darnp/girls_what_something_men_see_done_in_porn_that/

Lots of funny shit in here. Especially the guys who treat the vaginal area like a bowling ball.

These younger generations of dude are in for some serious trouble. Living off social media and online interactions from a young age are turning what otherwise would be normal guys into supermega awkward nerds of the 80s.

Balance that out with a ridiculous amount of porn to watch, and my god what the hell is going to happen to the dating scene lol

[MMaRsu]

Well message send keep my fingers in a fucking twist lulz

[Rahxephon91]

Hilarious, on the day I’m annoyed with dating and women in general, one of the girls I use to pay to blow me , but hasn’t talked to me in months decided to message me randomly.

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