Hey guys, long time. Where's Atra?

[Shaka Khan]

Hey man I heard you got laid or something?! And now you're in a relationship?

Congrats! Now tell me all about it bro!

I'm not gonna bother with that depressing relationship thread. You really ruined that one with your beta-virgin pussy pursuit.

I may or may not be drunk.

[Atramental]

Thanks. 

Here's the CliffNotes:

• Had sex with the same girl a total of 6 times.
• Was in a "relationship" for 5 days. 
• Broke it off because I'm not really ready for a relationship and we were going waaay too fast. 

And here's the nitty gritty details about the first two sex sessions:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg2215358#msg2215358

 

[Joe Molotov]

drunken dick pics or gtfo

[Shaka Khan]

I know I sound like a bitch in my first post, but I'm really happy for you man. I mean... You know, it took a while. Like whew lawd I'm glad that's out of the way.

So was it good as you always envisioned?

[Shaka Khan]

Also, re: break up. Listen, that was the right thing to do. You'll look back at this and laugh one day. I mean the relationship btw, not the thread. The thread needed a lot more work to be memorable.

[Mupepe]

I've missed you, bb

[Atramental]

I know I sound like a bitch in my first post, but I'm really happy for you man. I mean... You know, it took a while. Like whew lawd I'm glad that's out of the way.

So was it good as you always envisioned?

To a certain degree, yes. But I know it could be a lot better.

Also, let's just say I've had my fill for now. Probably won't pursue sex again until the summer. 

[Shaka Khan]

I know I sound like a bitch in my first post, but I'm really happy for you man. I mean... You know, it took a while. Like whew lawd I'm glad that's out of the way.

So was it good as you always envisioned?

To a certain degree, yes. But I know it could be a lot better.

Also, let's just say I've had my fill for now. Probably won't pursue sex again until the summer. 

Dude, it's your first time. Subpar  sex is the rule not the exception. The fact it measured up to what envisioned "to a certain degree" is good enough.

Also, you gotta pursue more now than ever. Don't let the mojo cool down. Now is the time to hone it. Far many people abstained from sex for a few months after their first time, only to die. Look it up.

I've missed you, bb

I missed you too bb! All of you!

I mean the other members btw, not that you have other different parts that I miss.

[nudemacusers]

I  Probably won't pursue sex again until the summer. 

[thisismyusername]

Far many people abstained from sex for a few months after their first time, only to die. Look it up.

This is true.

[Atramental]

I know I sound like a bitch in my first post, but I'm really happy for you man. I mean... You know, it took a while. Like whew lawd I'm glad that's out of the way.

So was it good as you always envisioned?

To a certain degree, yes. But I know it could be a lot better.

Also, let's just say I've had my fill for now. Probably won't pursue sex again until the summer. 

You don't get laid once every solstice, Atra. It only gets easier from here.

 See what else you can do.

I hope you're right.

I had to dump so much time, money, and effort over a span of three or four months to finally meet 1 girl that was willing to have sex with me. 

[king of the internet]

I'm drunk too. This is me posting on an obscure message board reporting that I have had many drinks and that I'm also a stupid idiot. 

[Atramental]

Far many people abstained from sex for a few months after their first time, only to die. Look it up.

This is true.

Proof/Examples?

[Mr. Gundam]

I know I sound like a bitch in my first post, but I'm really happy for you man. I mean... You know, it took a while. Like whew lawd I'm glad that's out of the way.

So was it good as you always envisioned?

To a certain degree, yes. But I know it could be a lot better.

Also, let's just say I've had my fill for now. Probably won't pursue sex again until the summer. 

WHAT THE SHIT.

[Let's Cyber]

No longer being a wizard 

Realizing your life is pretty much exactly the same post-virginity as it was before

Eventually having sex with someone you genuinely love and care about 

[Rufus]

No longer being a wizard 

Realizing your life is pretty much exactly the same post-virginity as it was before

Eventually having sex with someone you genuinely love and care about 

And then you fuck it all up because you can't fundamentally change who you are. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Madrun Badrun]

[Valkyrie]

New forum, who dis

[toku]

No longer being a wizard 

Realizing your life is pretty much exactly the same post-virginity as it was before

Eventually having sex with someone you genuinely love and care about 

And then you fuck it all up because you can't fundamentally change who you are. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bless up

[El Babua]

Ilu bb

[chronovore]

New forum, who dis

It's Prince.

[Tasty]

Thanks. 

Here's the CliffNotes:

• Had sex with the same girl a total of 6 times.
• Was in a "relationship" for 5 days. 
• Broke it off because I'm not really ready for a relationship and we were going waaay too fast. 

And here's the nitty gritty details about the first two sex sessions:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg2215358#msg2215358

 

This leaves out that Atra went Facebook official with this girl on day four.

[Brehvolution]