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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11160 on: December 24, 2016, 08:08:51 PM »
Pallando choosing his new girl over his internet friends now
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« Reply #11161 on: December 24, 2016, 08:21:05 PM »
I'll write about my Festivus and Christmas Eve morning bang sessions soon. Just need to take care of some Christmas/family stuff first.

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« Reply #11162 on: December 24, 2016, 08:24:51 PM »
We are your family.  Take care of us first. 

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« Reply #11163 on: December 24, 2016, 08:51:32 PM »
Ya.  Priorities, man.
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« Reply #11164 on: December 24, 2016, 09:09:16 PM »
I'm pretty upset he didn't update right after the deed was done

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« Reply #11165 on: December 24, 2016, 09:26:04 PM »
Honestly was hoping for smartphone live blog

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« Reply #11166 on: December 24, 2016, 09:27:44 PM »
Try not to make it too detailed, that would be gross. :doge

A man has to have a code. :doge

This is doesn't apply now, we're all too invested for that

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« Reply #11167 on: December 24, 2016, 09:31:54 PM »
Honestly was hoping for smartphone live blog
That's hard to do when you're grabbing a big ass and being ridden on. :doge

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« Reply #11168 on: December 24, 2016, 09:36:07 PM »
:rejoice

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« Reply #11169 on: December 24, 2016, 11:11:13 PM »
If you didn't at least go down on this chick then I consider this whole project a failure.
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« Reply #11170 on: December 24, 2016, 11:15:35 PM »
If you didn't at least go down on this chick then I consider this whole project a failure.

I don't think you need to worry about that. :doge :doge :doge :doge

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« Reply #11171 on: December 24, 2016, 11:23:49 PM »
freenudelylelanley and moblin have yet to make it to home plate.

If you count living vicariously through Pallando then I have indeed fucked.

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« Reply #11172 on: December 24, 2016, 11:36:16 PM »
Getting your dangus in is a big first step but now try actually being in a real and healthy relationship with another human being. The true Dark Souls starts here.  :)
« Last Edit: December 25, 2016, 01:54:24 AM by king of the internet »

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« Reply #11173 on: December 25, 2016, 12:04:20 AM »
in a real and healthy relationship

Healthy... relationship...?


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« Reply #11174 on: December 25, 2016, 02:25:07 AM »
Okay. Here's more or less how it went down.

Part I:
>Didn't get much sleep the night before. So I was pretty tired when I went to get her.
>I picked her up. We went to the Indian restaurant. Had really great food and wine.
>I thought she would be a bit more talkative this time around but eh... she's still shy/anxious.
>After dinner I decided to go to a bar downtown to loosen myself up a bit since I was getting kinda antsy. She said she didn't need anything drink at the moment (something to do with the wine + her anxiety medication seems to make her more drunk.)
>The bar I wanted to go to was packed to the gills. So we went to a coffee shop next door. I got a pumpkin spice latte to wake myself up a bit.  :doge
>After I got my coffee we went outside and sat at table and just admired the beauty of our surroundings. We kissed.
>We got back to my car and headed back to my place.

Part II:
>We get to my place.
>I go to my fridge and down a bottle of cider while she was chilling on my living room couch to calm my nerves.
>I go back to the couch.
>I load up Netflix on my TV, lower the volume, and we just cuddle on the couch and talk for a bit.
>One thing leads to another and we start making out. Then I start kissing her breasts. Then we're essentially dry humping each other.
>She suggests we go ahead and go to my bed. I agree.
>She lays in my bed. I start stripping. I (having a foot fetish) took her socks off and got a footjob from her first to get myself going.  That was kinda weird but her soft soles felt good on my dick. :doge
>She strips down. We make out some more in my bed.
>I give her the go ahead to start sucking me off. That felt pretty good except for when her teeth nipped my dick a little bit.  :doge
>After that I try to put on a condom but my dick was deflating fast due to nerves (this happened several times). Whenever this happened I just decided to start making out with her some more and just jerk myself off.
>Eventually I get a condom on and I decide to have her ride me first. That was fairly enjoyable and easy for me (seems like it's harder to cum that way).
>We then switch positions and I'm fucking her in the missionary position. About ten or twelve thrusts in I cum.  :doge
>I take off my cum filled condom and chuck it the trash. We take a little break and just cuddle to each other for a bit.
>We make out some more and then she suggests that I finger her. I oblige.
>I do that for some time, lick around her clit as well. Vaginas definitely taste... odd.  :doge Anyways, she seemed to enjoy that.
>After all of that we decide to go back to my couch and watch some more of The Office on Netflix. She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
>After we finish watching an episode of The Office we both decide to go to bed to sleep since it was late and we were both pretty tired.

Part III:
>I really enjoyed having her in my bed. Especially on a cold December night.  :aah
>Basically we just cuddled up to one another and fell asleep.
>We eventually both wake up around 7am the next morning, got some water, and washed out our mouths with Scope.
>We start making out again and I ask her if she's down for another round of fucking. She says yes.
>I have her riding on me first. And we switch around and I'm fucking her in the missionary position again. I'm able to last much longer this time.
>I would kinda do a bunch of thrusts. And stop (to prevent myself from cumming). thrust some more. stop. thrust some more again. stop again.  :doge
>I have no idea how long I was doing that for but eventually I stopped and didn't cum. TBH, I like the sensation of the thrusting over the sensation of cumming in a condom.
>We decide to take a shower together to wash off our post-sleep & post-sex filth.
>After that we both sit on my bed in nothing but our towels and she asks about my thoughts about us and where we shall go from here. I acknowledge that we're kinda in the dating phase of our relationship right now and I'm totally fine with us not being exclusive yet BUT that I would be definitely open to being exclusive with one another after some more time has passed and we have gotten to know each other a lot better. She seemed okay with that answer.
>Then we put on some clothes, watched a couple of episodes of It's Always Sunny, and ate breakfast at Waffle House.
>On the drive back to her place we talked some more and I talked about how I did like her a lot, how close I was from taking a break from Tinder because of all the nonsense I had to deal with up until this point, and that I was kinda tired of the whole "pursuit" and would likely want to get into some sort of relationship with her. She again reiterated that she definitely thinks I'm cool and fun to hang around with.
>I get to her place, I wish her a Merry Christmas, we kiss each other goodbye.
>I drive back home and take a nap.



I'm most likely going to text her tomorrow to again wish her a merry christmas and ask her when she knows her schedule for next week so we can hang out again.

But yeah. *whew* I'm just glad I finally have this "virginity" monkey off my back. 


« Last Edit: December 25, 2016, 03:07:58 PM by Pallando »

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11175 on: December 25, 2016, 02:36:52 AM »
Congrats on the footjob

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« Reply #11176 on: December 25, 2016, 03:17:26 AM »
Story did not disappoint

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11177 on: December 25, 2016, 10:17:38 AM »
What did she say or look like when she saw your dick?
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« Reply #11178 on: December 25, 2016, 10:22:32 AM »
What did she say or look like when she saw your dick?
She seemed eager for it. When I got a good erection going she basically put it in her mouth with no hesitation.  :doge

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« Reply #11179 on: December 25, 2016, 10:31:15 AM »
She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.

crying lmao
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« Reply #11180 on: December 25, 2016, 10:32:53 AM »
This thread has peaked.  It's time to close and send it to the Hall of Fame.
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« Reply #11181 on: December 25, 2016, 02:39:45 PM »
What did she say or look like when she saw your dick?
She seemed eager for it. When I got a good erection going she basically put it in her mouth with no hesitation.  :doge

Thank you.
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« Reply #11182 on: December 25, 2016, 03:11:28 PM »
PD right now:


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« Reply #11183 on: December 25, 2016, 03:18:05 PM »
Oh yeah, I gotta say her moaning and "cooing" every time I thrusted my dick into her was pretty great.  :doge

There's just something super gratifying about getting instant "feedback" for giving pleasure to someone else. :doge

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« Reply #11184 on: December 25, 2016, 03:20:25 PM »
Doctors said it was impossible and previous attempts by better men ended in failure, yet one man's determination and perseverance finally did it.  The cock colour barrier has been broken.  Leading to a new age of exploration for a certain individual. 

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« Reply #11185 on: December 25, 2016, 03:38:24 PM »
She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.

crying lmao
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« Reply #11186 on: December 25, 2016, 03:39:38 PM »
no mention if she experienced any pleasure, however. :gurl
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« Reply #11187 on: December 25, 2016, 03:50:54 PM »
no mention if she experienced any pleasure, however. :gurl
I asked her if she got anything out of it and she said yes. :yeshrug

If we have more sex later this week I'll try to put her needs before mine.  :doge

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« Reply #11188 on: December 25, 2016, 04:14:57 PM »
no mention if she experienced any pleasure, however. :gurl
I asked her if she got anything out of it and she said yes. :yeshrug

If we have more sex later this week I'll try to put her needs before mine.  :doge

What is she, the queen of England? Make her get her own orgasms.

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« Reply #11189 on: December 25, 2016, 04:29:50 PM »
no mention if she experienced any pleasure, however. :gurl
I asked her if she got anything out of it and she said yes. :yeshrug

If we have more sex later this week I'll try to put her needs before mine.  :doge

Put a big toe in her pooper and ask if she has a foot fetish. 

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« Reply #11190 on: December 25, 2016, 05:10:15 PM »
 :kobeyuck

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« Reply #11191 on: December 25, 2016, 07:30:25 PM »
Fuck that, get yours while the getting is good. Keep that shit for wifey.
make a chick cum good and she'll do anything. including indulge further in your creepy ass foot fetish.
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« Reply #11192 on: December 25, 2016, 07:32:56 PM »
Fuck that, get yours while the getting is good. Keep that shit for wifey.

:beli

You'll never get a wife thinking like that.
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« Reply #11193 on: December 25, 2016, 07:55:37 PM »
My 27 year old virgin friend says "7/10, it's pretty good.  Would read as a doujin form.  :woody"

But in my opinion, you need to focus more on her needs. Especially going forward it gives you more confidence to know you have good abilities in the bedroom.  :snob

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« Reply #11194 on: December 25, 2016, 08:09:46 PM »
My 27 year old virgin friend says "7/10, it's pretty good.  Would read as a doujin form.  :woody"


Huh? Are you saying your virgin friend read the thread and the story and that's their thoughts on it?
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« Reply #11195 on: December 25, 2016, 08:14:10 PM »
My 27 year old virgin friend says "7/10, it's pretty good.  Would read as a doujin form.  :woody"


Huh? Are you saying your virgin friend read the thread and the story and that's their thoughts on it?

Nah just his play by play post of what happened.

I gave him the general background of what happened before.

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« Reply #11196 on: December 25, 2016, 08:28:26 PM »
Palla just finger her while licking her clit and slurping it up like a bowl of ramen until she turn into a shuddering pile of goo. Don't stop even if it takes an hour. Srs.

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« Reply #11197 on: December 25, 2016, 08:28:37 PM »
I read the post out loud to my wife, she has also enjoyed following this story

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« Reply #11198 on: December 25, 2016, 08:31:33 PM »
I read the post out loud to my wife, she has also enjoyed following this story
Was her favorite part "Vaginas definitely taste... odd." or "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." 🤔
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« Reply #11199 on: December 25, 2016, 08:51:56 PM »
I probably did/said some other hilarious/cringy shit but my mind is going blank. Probably for my own good.

But hey, I might be getting some more action this week.  :doge

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« Reply #11200 on: December 25, 2016, 09:03:37 PM »
Oh yeah and while you are executing my instructions she may ask or even beg to be fucked. Do not give into this temptation, is it merely a fight or flight primal response to avoid an uncontrolled orgasmic experience.

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« Reply #11201 on: December 25, 2016, 10:23:25 PM »
Well good for you.

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« Reply #11202 on: December 25, 2016, 10:29:07 PM »
PD and I know what's up: a chick's reaction to a cock can be one of the hottest things ever.

 ::)

This is why we need to lock the Relationship thread.
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« Reply #11203 on: December 25, 2016, 11:00:32 PM »
This is why we need to lock the Relationship thread.
Pallandos work is not done


« Last Edit: December 25, 2016, 11:04:33 PM by nudemacusers »
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« Reply #11204 on: December 25, 2016, 11:05:38 PM »
Palla just finger her while licking her clit and slurping it up like a bowl of ramen until she turn into a shuddering pile of goo. Don't stop even if it takes an hour. Srs.

Merry Christmas.

Not all girls enjoy heavy clit penetration, some chicks are super sensitive about it. Just make sure you listen to her, and if she isn't talkative ask her what she wants you to do.

But in general yea, that's my go to move and it almost always works.
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Her g-spot is gonna feel like a ridged button. You might not find it in these early sex days but you're going to find that shit one day bro - just remember the "come hither" beckoning finger motion. And when you do
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« Reply #11205 on: December 26, 2016, 12:31:57 AM »
Ya but is your sister worth the 120$ wrath?

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« Reply #11206 on: December 26, 2016, 04:33:40 AM »
I don't really know what you did for Atra. It just seems like he kept up on tinder and eventually got lucky. It's not like he went out and romanced a person in person.

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« Reply #11207 on: December 26, 2016, 07:53:58 AM »
I don't really know what you did for Atra. It just seems like he kept up on tinder and eventually got lucky. It's not like he went out and romanced a person in person.

Dude either you're just a shit heel troll or you're completely wrapped in your own delusion. Dude literally grinded away dating girl after girl using his failures as lessons and building off of them until he finally struck good. So how about you go fuck off for a little while because we're being happy for someone over here and don't really have interest in coddling your fragile little fantasy imagination.
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« Reply #11208 on: December 26, 2016, 07:56:33 AM »
I don't really know what you did for Atra.
are you not paying attention? he dressed up as a chubby latina woman and allowed pallando to enter him after only a short round of seduction over tinder, text, and in-person.

or am i not following along correctly  ???
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« Reply #11209 on: December 26, 2016, 08:03:14 AM »
It's a lot easier to sulk and wallow in your own bullshit than make changes to your life.  The internet's downside is that it can provide echo chambers to just reinforce the attitude that you don't have to make any changes or improvements to your life.  Internet should never take the place of real life, real friends, etc.
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« Reply #11210 on: December 26, 2016, 08:22:10 AM »
I'm not so sure. I think ultimately the internet has helped. The "woe is me" mentality has been around for much longer than the internet. :doge
goes both ways; the internet can help but it can also allow for congregation of geographically distant young werthers to stew in their own collective misery.
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« Reply #11211 on: December 26, 2016, 08:58:45 AM »
I don't really know what you did for Atra. It just seems like he kept up on tinder and eventually got lucky. It's not like he went out and romanced a person in person.

lmao. You're such an idiot.

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« Reply #11212 on: December 26, 2016, 10:16:29 AM »
I don't really know what you did for Atra. It just seems like he kept up on tinder and eventually got lucky. It's not like he went out and romanced a person in person.

lmao. You're such an idiot.

 internet dating doesn't count.  Nevermind all the people who actually get married after meeting online these days.

Same with getting set up by mutual friends, or by meeting people through mutual activities or hobbies.  Unless it comes from cold approaching women at a grocery store, bar, or coffee shop, your sex or relationship doesn't count.  Everyone knows that.
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« Reply #11213 on: December 26, 2016, 12:29:27 PM »
I lost my virginity in 2002 thanks to AIM. Frankly, people still dating in analog are the weirdos these days.

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« Reply #11214 on: December 26, 2016, 12:34:22 PM »
I don't really know what you did for Atra. It just seems like he kept up on tinder and eventually got lucky. It's not like he went out and romanced a person in person.

Dude either you're just a shit heel troll or you're completely wrapped in your own delusion. Dude literally grinded away dating girl after girl using his failures as lessons and building off of them until he finally struck good. So how about you go fuck off for a little while because we're being happy for someone over here and don't really have interest in coddling your fragile little fantasy imagination.
?

So where does this explain what Shark did for him? Seems like he did everything on his own which was my point. He kept trying at internet dating and eventually got lucky. That's basicly what you're saying here. Because no where did I say he didn't learn anything or not try. I said as far as I can see it was his own effort. It's not like shark set him up with anyone, coached him into approaching women(Tinder makes that easy), or helped him in anyway beyond "here's how should respond to women already willing to talk to you". This is being delusional how? 



lmao. You're such an idiot.
Another pompous asshole reply from this bitch. One without any real explanation or attempt at saying anything. I'm beginning to think you have issues, since you feel the need to be a huge douche in every reply. Maybe you're over compensating for something? I don't know.
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« Reply #11215 on: December 26, 2016, 12:35:51 PM »
I lost my virginity in 2002 thanks to AIM. Frankly, people still dating in analog are the weirdos these days.

I called a guy and we had phone sex.

In hindsight, I was 15 and I think he was a legal adult.

Chris Hanson, please!
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« Reply #11216 on: December 26, 2016, 12:45:58 PM »
I gave shark screenshots of my text conversations and had him critique texts of mine before I sent them so I wouldn't unintentionally say anything weird or off putting. I also asked him general dating questions and what not.

edit: also, there were a ton of girls that I would message, only chat with a little bit, and then they would totally vanish. Online dating truly is a numbers game. But shark was able to give me more of a competitive edge with his experience.
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« Reply #11217 on: December 26, 2016, 01:13:08 PM »
I gave shark screenshots of my text conversations and had him critique texts of mine before I sent them so I wouldn't unintentionally say anything weird or off putting. I also asked him general dating questions and what not.

edit: also, there were a ton of girls that I would message, only chat with a little bit, and then they would totally vanish. Online dating truly is a numbers game. But shark was able to give me more of a competitive edge with his experience.
Thanks and you also did'nt feel the need to be a bitch about it like the rest of the forum. I didn't say you didn't do anything, but I didn't really see what shark did beyond the obvious. It hardly seems worth $120 when you can find many places on the internet or people that would do that. Which was my point before people like username decided to fly off the handle.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11218 on: December 26, 2016, 01:26:30 PM »
You know what I find interesting? How offended you get when any label is applied to you, yet how quick you are to throw around the labels. My unsolicited advice is you should find ways to develop your capacity for empathy. Maybe look into nonviolent communitcation or something

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: The thread of your life tied into a tangled knot
« Reply #11219 on: December 26, 2016, 03:02:51 PM »
All the help in the world won't benefit someone who doesn't listen or doesn't put themselves out there. Pallando deserves a lot of credit for confronting his weaknesses and improving his life. You don't get to sit on your lonely pedestal and dismiss his accomplishments, Rahx. Yea Shark helped him a lot but ultimately Shark wasn't the guy going on dates, getting rejected, getting ghosted, persevering, and ultimately finding someone who is cool.

Everybody here was more than willing to help you. This forum has had an all-star cast of virgins who eventually figured it out despite dealing with all types of issues. You think Boogie, Malek, myself etc didn't have anxiety or depression issues? You're not going to be happy or accomplish anything relationship-wise until you TRY. And part of trying means, yes, getting experience, which you don't want to do. So excuse us while we carry on dapping Pallando and prepping Dufus for 2017.

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