she LIED about letting me watch the last ten minutes of an episode of South Park i'd already seen
LIED!!
and so my mother who has LUPUS swung her PURSE and hit me in my FACE! it felt like BRICKS, you know, the kind of immense force a PURSE being swung by an OLD WOMAN with LUPUS brings
and so i pinned down her crippled ass on the bed and said WHY MOTHER, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME
and then John Law entered the equation and i was all SUCK MY DICK JOHN LAW I DO NOT RESPECT YOU and they arrested me THIS IS ALL MY SISTER'S FIANCE'S FAULT, HE WATCHES NERD SHOWS, VIDEOGAME INTERNET FORUM!
so then i get taken to the hospital without my shoes and i tell them i'll put up a struggle and i get released and all of my friends are asleep so i walk like jesus down the highway and ****ing glass and fire ants and pirahna plants and those big worm things from tremors are cutting the shit out of my feet and i'm hitch hiking and the ****ing cops arrest me AGAIN and take me back to the one police station in town which is like 6 hours barefoot walk away!
so now it's 9am and i don't call my friends because, uh, yeah so anyway i get to buy hobo shoes and i walk onto a bus and make it home
GOD WHY IS MY MOTHER SO IRRATIONAL

Based Mike Works

Amir0x is a pretty busy guy. he claimed to either be a coordinator, supervisor, or lobbyist at the Tobyhanna Army Depot (which is a lie if it was the latter, the headlines would have been a lot different if he was telling the truth),
You know, you banged this "Amir0x is full of shit on his self-claims" drum for a long time, and I always disagreed with you about that, I took his stupid boasts and claims at his word. But I do start to wonder if you aren't right on this count, in these circumstances, because if he was really really a logistics supervisor at an Army Depot, one has to think that this shit (and his previous issues), would be a much bigger deal. It's hard to believe that someone with his addiction issues, in such a role,
wouldn't be skimming shit off the top somehow.
And to think, I honest-to-God mulled over reporting him for realsies just because of
that issue, but held back. And then this shit happens. Like, in the public consciousness, Child porn shit really only ranks below terrorism and murder. Crazy shit.
You guys are getting way too much enjoyment out of a dude looking at child porn.
You're not wrong, and I admit my personal weaknesses, but there's a reason that "schadenfreude" is a word known outside of native German speakers.

edit: it's also crazy to think that, in those times, an "EPIC CRAZY GAF THREAD" was something that was......10 pages long.
